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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't know about you but I am far to fucking hot today. Time to get in the pool and invite the perverts... I mean people around.

Who's coming, what drink are you bringing, more importantly though: what inflatable are you bringing?

Swimming costume optional

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’ll join. I’ll bring my inflatable GF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im there with bells on. And factor 7000 too

Obvz bringing tequila, and cards against humanity

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’ll join. I’ll bring my inflatable GF

Thought it was my day as the wife today? Or is that tomorrow?

I'll come if I can wear my hat. And I'm bringing strawberry cider

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"im there with bells on. And factor 7000 too

Obvz bringing tequila, and cards against humanity

Px"

Don't worry, I've got plenty of aftersun for you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be there. Robbing prins factor 7000

Swigging rum from the bottle.

And ima bring my inflatable baseball bat so I can loving hit the girls I fancy on the bum

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I’ll join. I’ll bring my inflatable GF

Thought it was my day as the wife today? Or is that tomorrow?

I'll come if I can wear my hat. And I'm bringing strawberry cider "

Can you take it as hard as I give it to my doll though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll join. I’ll bring my inflatable GF

Thought it was my day as the wife today? Or is that tomorrow?

I'll come if I can wear my hat. And I'm bringing strawberry cider "

Got to keep the sun out of your eyes

Cider sounds delicious

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Sounds cool - count me in please

I'll bring my inflatable motorboat...

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Iv an inflatable flamingo I can bring

I also need the fr 7000

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Iv an inflatable flamingo I can bring

I also need the fr 7000

Right I'm getting the gazebo out for you daywalkers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will I be allowed in with my vuvuzella ?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’ll join. I’ll bring my inflatable GF

Thought it was my day as the wife today? Or is that tomorrow?

I'll come if I can wear my hat. And I'm bringing strawberry cider

Can you take it as hard as I give it to my doll though?

You know I can. And you won't burst me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will I be allowed in with my vuvuzella ?"

Depends what you plan on doing with it...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’ll join. I’ll bring my inflatable GF

Thought it was my day as the wife today? Or is that tomorrow?

I'll come if I can wear my hat. And I'm bringing strawberry cider

Got to keep the sun out of your eyes

Cider sounds delicious

It is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will I be allowed in with my vuvuzella ?

Depends what you plan on doing with it..."

Blowing it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will I be allowed in with my vuvuzella ?

Depends what you plan on doing with it...

Blowing it?"

Whatever keeps you entertained

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

I'll be in but inflatables may not be good idea in stilettos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will I be allowed in with my vuvuzella ?

Depends what you plan on doing with it...

Blowing it?

Whatever keeps you entertained

I'm easily entertained

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be in but inflatables may not be good idea in stilettos

Dont pop the toys !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

, bringing prosecco, Bournville buttons, nakedness and a very naughty glint in my eye

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be in but inflatables may not be good idea in stilettos

I'm sure one of the lovely gents can relieve you of your footwear to jump on their lilo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m in

, bringing prosecco, Bournville buttons, nakedness and a very naughty glint in my eye"

Two of my favourite things

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"I'll be in but inflatables may not be good idea in stilettos

Dont pop the toys !

Help me get them off then

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

ill pop round with a few bottles of rum and my hat

i only have 1 thing that inflates though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be in but inflatables may not be good idea in stilettos

Dont pop the toys !

Help me get them off then"

Get them off or get you off?

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"I'll be in but inflatables may not be good idea in stilettos

Dont pop the toys !

Help me get them off then

Get them off or get you off?"

Does it have to be either or ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be in but inflatables may not be good idea in stilettos

Dont pop the toys !

Help me get them off then

Get them off or get you off?

Does it have to be either or ??"

For my current state of mind yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I wear my hat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I wear my hat

In the immortal words of Tom Jones

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

We had a pool party at Eureka yesterday, although party might be overstating it. There was plenty of naked frolicking in the water. Lovely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo lovely to be in a pool. I'm bringing my inflatable floating hammock and disaronno.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooo lovely to be in a pool. I'm bringing my inflatable floating hammock and disaronno.

That'll go down just lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big careful. It was a thread just like this which made you send me the very first message

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

There with bell on. I'm bringing mango moonshine & my pool noodle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Big careful. It was a thread just like this which made you send me the very first message

So it was

Anyone need some cream?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big careful. It was a thread just like this which made you send me the very first message

So it was

Anyone need some cream?

Can I get some? It needs to be organic though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Big careful. It was a thread just like this which made you send me the very first message

So it was

Anyone need some cream?

Can I get some? It needs to be organic though

I'll see what I can find for you

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Wet already here in Manchester

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Inflatable willy and a vat of factor 50!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Inflatable willy and a vat of factor 50!"

You ride that dick Lacey!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Inflatable willy and a vat of factor 50!

You ride that dick Lacey!

Yeehaw!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The only inflatable I can offer is my ego....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The only inflatable I can offer is my ego....

I'm sure some of the lovely pool nymphs will help pump that up for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill be over there, bollock naked having a foot massage and drinking champagne

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Mojitos an inflatable alligator and coconut oil.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ill be over there, bollock naked having a foot massage and drinking champagne"

Can I share?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mojitos an inflatable alligator and coconut oil."

Coconut oil you say...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crate of Moretti and a blow up doll any use?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Crate of Moretti and a blow up doll any use?

I think Mystique might swipe the doll, I'd keep an eye on him...

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Mojitos an inflatable alligator and coconut oil.

Coconut oil you say...

I’ll bring extra.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crate of Moretti and a blow up doll any use?

I think Mystique might swipe the doll, I'd keep an eye on him..."

Frees up a lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be hiding in the kitchen and making drinks for people. I hate the sun.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Crate of Moretti and a blow up doll any use?

I think Mystique might swipe the doll, I'd keep an eye on him...

Frees up a lady

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in

, bringing prosecco, Bournville buttons, nakedness and a very naughty glint in my eye

Two of my favourite things

Prosecco and buttons

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By *somemoresomeCouple
over a year ago

south east

I’ll bring the gin

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m in

, bringing prosecco, Bournville buttons, nakedness and a very naughty glint in my eye

Two of my favourite things

Prosecco and buttons

? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll bring the gin

xxx"

Yaaassss, pull up a lounger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm bringing my drama llama and an inflatable duck...

We're going to lay on a sunlounger people watching through our sunglasses tutting at everyone else....

*clings to Duck* And the next inflateble thing that hits us is getting popped

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By *somemoresomeCouple
over a year ago

south east

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any space left in your pool, OP?

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By *somemoresomeCouple
over a year ago

south east

"I’ll bring the gin

xxx

Yaaassss, pull up a lounger

Thank you! You pouring the gins? Mine will be a double please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any space left in your pool, OP?

Tons

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll bring the gin

xxx

Yaaassss, pull up a lounger

Thank you! You pouring the gins? Mine will be a double please

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any space left in your pool, OP?

Tons

I wanna jump right in!

But I'll bring some Ben & Jerry ice-cream before I do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too late to dive in?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pool paarrrrttttyyy, yaasss, I m in, bringing, Prosecco and gin, a inflatable palm tree, and inflatable Basket for shooting some hoops

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"I'm bringing my drama llama and an inflatable duck...

We're going to lay on a sunlounger people watching through our sunglasses tutting at everyone else....

*clings to Duck* And the next inflateble thing that hits us is getting popped

Hello lovely. Would you mind if I lay on my lounger beside you? I brought mojitos..

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By *somemoresomeCouple
over a year ago

south east

Op we need a bigger pool

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Op we need a bigger pool

xx"

Don't worry it's pretty massive already, we've got the main pool, the splash pool, the whirl pool, the Jacuzzi pool... wait

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Too late to dive in?!

No swimwear in the pool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What were the rules on bombing

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I don't really swim so I'll be on BBQ duty.

I'll BBQ some pineapple deserts too as I know there's quite a high percentage of pineapple lovers here, plus keeps us gents tasting good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What were the rules on bombing "

You have to yell "Cannonball!" at the same time

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By *somemoresomeCouple
over a year ago

south east

"What were the rules on bombing

You have to yell "Cannonball!" at the same time

Rules? Rules are there to be broken surely

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I’ll bring the shark fin and I’ll go under water put all the ladies swimming costumes off

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"What were the rules on bombing "

No atomic bombing

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"What were the rules on bombing

No atomic bombing"

Jager bombing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm bringing my drama llama and an inflatable duck...

We're going to lay on a sunlounger people watching through our sunglasses tutting at everyone else....

*clings to Duck* And the next inflateble thing that hits us is getting popped

Hello lovely. Would you mind if I lay on my lounger beside you? I brought mojitos..

Come on over Lor! Let's heckle

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

You bringing OddOne?.. if so I'M THERE!!!!

If it's just you LVM... nah... I'll pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might need some floats in the pool x

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"What were the rules on bombing

No atomic bombing

Jager bombing?"

Oh yes!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"I'm bringing my drama llama and an inflatable duck...

We're going to lay on a sunlounger people watching through our sunglasses tutting at everyone else....

*clings to Duck* And the next inflateble thing that hits us is getting popped

Hello lovely. Would you mind if I lay on my lounger beside you? I brought mojitos..

Come on over Lor! Let's heckle

"
Let’s go!!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"What were the rules on bombing

No atomic bombing

Jager bombing?

Oh yes! "

Yay alcohol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You bringing OddOne?.. if so I'M THERE!!!!

If it's just you LVM... nah... I'll pass

Of course she's coming, she can't well mingle with all the gorgeous ladies, and tease the guys if she's not here

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"You bringing OddOne?.. if so I'M THERE!!!!

If it's just you LVM... nah... I'll pass

Of course she's coming, she can't well mingle with all the gorgeous ladies, and tease the guys if she's not here

Yesss! Count me in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ill be over there, bollock naked having a foot massage and drinking champagne

Can I share?

Absolutely. You can pour it over my cock and lick it off

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ill be over there, bollock naked having a foot massage and drinking champagne

Can I share?

Absolutely. You can pour it over my cock and lick it off "

Great minds think alike

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ill be over there, bollock naked having a foot massage and drinking champagne

Can I share?

Absolutely. You can pour it over my cock and lick it off

Great minds think alike

Filth, absolute filth. We'll have more of that here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll dive in with my cocktail

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I think I need a top up of cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can anyone pass me a towel ?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I think I need a top up of cream

I volunteer to assist!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I think I need a top up of cream

I volunteer to assist! "

Thank you beautiful

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I think I need a top up of cream

I volunteer to assist!

Thank you beautiful

I must confess I'm not being entirely selfless

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I think I need a top up of cream

I volunteer to assist!

Thank you beautiful

I must confess I'm not being entirely selfless

Would it be better if I returned the favour and rubbed some cream on your pale skin as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I need a top up of cream

I volunteer to assist!

Thank you beautiful

I must confess I'm not being entirely selfless

Would it be better if I returned the favour and rubbed some cream on your pale skin as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I need a top up of cream

I volunteer to assist!

Thank you beautiful

I must confess I'm not being entirely selfless

Would it be better if I returned the favour and rubbed some cream on your pale skin as well

Am I allowed to watch, ladies

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I think I need a top up of cream

I volunteer to assist!

Thank you beautiful

I must confess I'm not being entirely selfless

Would it be better if I returned the favour and rubbed some cream on your pale skin as well

Ooo yes please! I'll try not to wiggle too much!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I think I need a top up of cream

I volunteer to assist!

Thank you beautiful

I must confess I'm not being entirely selfless

Would it be better if I returned the favour and rubbed some cream on your pale skin as well

Ooo yes please! I'll try not to wiggle too much!

Il be ever so gentle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I need a top up of cream

I volunteer to assist!

Thank you beautiful

I must confess I'm not being entirely selfless

Would it be better if I returned the favour and rubbed some cream on your pale skin as well

Am I allowed to watch, ladies

Just hide behind this inflatable palm tree with me, they'll never know... #nohomo

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I think I need a top up of cream

I volunteer to assist!

Thank you beautiful

I must confess I'm not being entirely selfless

Would it be better if I returned the favour and rubbed some cream on your pale skin as well

Am I allowed to watch, ladies

Just hide behind this inflatable palm tree with me, they'll never know... #nohomo"

watch you don’t deflate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I need a top up of cream

I volunteer to assist!

Thank you beautiful

I must confess I'm not being entirely selfless

Would it be better if I returned the favour and rubbed some cream on your pale skin as well

Am I allowed to watch, ladies

Just hide behind this inflatable palm tree with me, they'll never know... #nohomo"

How long I can stay watching ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*bombs into the pool*

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