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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just a thought if we can now go bowling and have indoor entertainment, can we now have meets??

As I see it he has now given permission to play with other people’s balls and put your fingers in a variety of holes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a thought if we can now go bowling and have indoor entertainment, can we now have meets??

As I see it he has now given permission to play with other people’s balls and put your fingers in a variety of holes!! "

I hate bowling for that very reason. All those dirty kids with worms, eating burgers and putting their greasy fingers in grubby balls....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I spoiled your thread pal....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just a thought if we can now go bowling and have indoor entertainment, can we now have meets??

As I see it he has now given permission to play with other people’s balls and put your fingers in a variety of holes!!

I hate bowling for that very reason. All those dirty kids with worms, eating burgers and putting their greasy fingers in grubby balls.... "

Never thought of it that way!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a thought if we can now go bowling and have indoor entertainment, can we now have meets??

As I see it he has now given permission to play with other people’s balls and put your fingers in a variety of holes!!

I hate bowling for that very reason. All those dirty kids with worms, eating burgers and putting their greasy fingers in grubby balls....

Never thought of it that way!!

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Well I'm never going bowling again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a thought if we can now go bowling and have indoor entertainment, can we now have meets??

As I see it he has now given permission to play with other people’s balls and put your fingers in a variety of holes!!

I hate bowling for that very reason. All those dirty kids with worms, eating burgers and putting their greasy fingers in grubby balls.... "

But most the kid balls have really small holes that my fat fingers wont fit into.... ok this is grossing me out now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a thought if we can now go bowling and have indoor entertainment, can we now have meets??

As I see it he has now given permission to play with other people’s balls and put your fingers in a variety of holes!!

I hate bowling for that very reason. All those dirty kids with worms, eating burgers and putting their greasy fingers in grubby balls....

But most the kid balls have really small holes that my fat fingers wont fit into.... ok this is grossing me out now. "

I'm taking surgical gloves next time I go....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't been bowling ever since the time I stupidly went without cutting my fingernails short first.

My thumbnail got caught in the hole and was literally ripped off when I threw the ball! Such pain.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

f@&*ing hell that is not where this thread was meant to go!!

Although a finger in a tight hole, away from bowling is always good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I haven't been bowling ever since the time I stupidly went without cutting my fingernails short first.

My thumbnail got caught in the hole and was literally ripped off when I threw the ball! Such pain."

Having worn away the skin on the inside of my thumb from bowling I can appreciate the pain.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

Aside from Nippy's germ infested holes, of course you can't OP, unless you can manage to have sex while being socially distanced.

I'm not sure if all the people that keep asking these things are being deliberately obtuse, or really just don't understand that you're supposed to stay a minimum of 1m away from anyone that you don't live with or aren't in a social bubble with. It's one simple rule

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks _ily white for clarification of the rules. I completely agree, we should not be meeting, this was merely a bit of banter.

If I have learnt one thing from this lockdown, life is too short to be serious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is also a post that may force Hollywood Bowl (other bowling establishments are available) to close down permanently.

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