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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Send a pm to someone they post it. The fruitier the better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

am in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been away so missed you fuckers. Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, well everyone has filters on so this game has a serious flaw!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah, well everyone has filters on so this game has a serious flaw! "

I'll drop mine

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

In and happy to play messenger too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah, well everyone has filters on so this game has a serious flaw!

I'll drop mine "

Pervert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in

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By *urovalMan
over a year ago

Grimsby

Sure, count me in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah, well everyone has filters on so this game has a serious flaw!

I'll drop mine

Pervert "

Deffo gonna get dick pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sparkles. My friend says you’re the hottest Levi jeans model he’s seen in a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yessss im not that late

im in.

Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im game for a love message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oreo. My friend says she loves you, even though you don’t remember who she is anymore

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

One here for _luebellracer

... I sooo need to get a pair of 3D glasses

Not sure what this means but yeh

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Count me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oreo. My friend says she loves you, even though you don’t remember who she is anymore "

Haha I do have a goldfish memory. Maybe she could kick me and remind me who she is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

One here from someone who clearly overuses emojis, but shes cute so it's fine...

Oioi my gorgeous little fuck face 

Please tell Dathuil that i throughly enjoy his profile.. And kinda maybe wana come play with him 

Thank you please. That is all. 

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Okay so emojis dont work when you copy and paste. There was loads in there trust me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sparkles. My friend says you’re the hottest Levi jeans model he’s seen in a while "

Levi jeans comment again

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By *arah_kieran_ukCouple
over a year ago

Greater London

We’re in

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oreo. My friend says she loves you, even though you don’t remember who she is anymore

Haha I do have a goldfish memory. Maybe she could kick me and remind me who she is"

if i happened to accidentally on purpose kick you in the dick, would i get to blow it better?

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"One here for _luebellracer

... I sooo need to get a pair of 3D glasses

Not sure what this means but yeh "

Haha I think it's one of my photo effects

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oreo. My friend says she loves you, even though you don’t remember who she is anymore

Haha I do have a goldfish memory. Maybe she could kick me and remind me who she is

if i happened to accidentally on purpose kick you in the dick, would i get to blow it better? "

Ouchy I'd say no cus in case I wanna have babies one day lol

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

A gorgeous and cheeky lovely says:

Please could you tell _arah_kieran_uk, that i really like their profile! and if they fancy playing with a little ginger unicorn.. I volunteer as tribute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One here from someone who clearly overuses emojis, but shes cute so it's fine...

Oioi my gorgeous little fuck face 

Please tell Dathuil that i throughly enjoy his profile.. And kinda maybe wana come play with him 

Thank you please. That is all.  "

Cute ans she uses emojis!

Please tell her to send me an emoji

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi Oreo, my almost-favourite little fucker.

my gorgeous new lady friend, would like to say

"instead of sneakily fabbing my, pics come and talk to me I don't bite much"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Playin....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, you know I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So my molten lava hot friend wants to say gynfitandhung83 - 'jesus bloody christ  massive OOOOOOFTT to you sir. And now you're on my radar... Fancy coming to Newcastle?  '

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oh baby yeah! I'm in. Send me your smut.

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Can you please tell, Miss sparkles, I bet you look good on the dance floor

Sparkles... I think he'd be a good dance partner!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oi Oreo, my almost-favourite little fucker.

my gorgeous new lady friend, would like to say

"instead of sneakily fabbing my, pics come and talk to me I don't bite much""

Almost pfft. Haha I am gonna have go back and look who's pics I grabbed recently now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Grabbed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you please tell, Miss sparkles, I bet you look good on the dance floor

Sparkles... I think he'd be a good dance partner! "

Well i do enjoy getting my groove on at times

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll play for half hour. Send me your messages

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll play for half hour. Send me your messages "

Such a specific time frame

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Hey LVM you outrageous flirt...

I've got a sexy little lady in my box who wants me to tell you she can't wait for the first stop on your tour

Apparently she'll be ready once she's had a wrestling match with Thatoddone....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll play for half hour. Send me your messages

Such a specific time frame"

Haha. I’m a busy woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll play for half hour. Send me your messages

Such a specific time frame

Haha. I’m a busy woman "

Eastenders on at 19.15 now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll play for half hour. Send me your messages

Such a specific time frame

Haha. I’m a busy woman

Eastenders on at 19.15 now?"
no idea. I don’t do soaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey LVM you outrageous flirt...

I've got a sexy little lady in my box who wants me to tell you she can't wait for the first stop on your tour

Apparently she'll be ready once she's had a wrestling match with Thatoddone.... "

Well that doesn't narrow it down much, most of you lot want to sleep with her first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message from a hot Hunk.

Could you tell lournajo I know shes only looking for girls am I'm all in favour of that, but when she gets with a hot one can she send me pics of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll play for half hour. Send me your messages

Such a specific time frame

Haha. I’m a busy woman

Eastenders on at 19.15 now?no idea. I don’t do soaps "

Fem fresh then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My hot friend harlot says

Tell Nora if a half hour is all she has, your mate is going to make the most of it

She probably be better than me and my 3 pump wonder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message from a hot as hell woman! (I would!)

Can you please tell OREO that if I was single, I totally would. Several times. And then eat carrot cake and Bakewell tart afterwards

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hey LVM you outrageous flirt...

I've got a sexy little lady in my box who wants me to tell you she can't wait for the first stop on your tour

Apparently she'll be ready once she's had a wrestling match with Thatoddone....

Well that doesn't narrow it down much, most of you lot want to sleep with her first "

You'll never guess what I'm going to say....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For prin - how could I forget her

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over a year ago


"My hot friend harlot says

Tell Nora if a half hour is all she has, your mate is going to make the most of it

She probably be better than me and my 3 pump wonder"

I can extend my time for the right person

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

One in from a cheeky lad

Nora, how long did it take to knit your body stocking

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"Message from a hot Hunk.

Could you tell lournajo I know shes only looking for girls am I'm all in favour of that, but when she gets with a hot one can she send me pics of it "

Noted. I need to know where I’m sending them, though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dathuil. My mates says she’s missed those baby blues and fine bod. Could he be a doll and not take another break please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Message from a hot as hell woman! (I would!)

Can you please tell OREO that if I was single, I totally would. Several times. And then eat carrot cake and Bakewell tart afterwards "

Carrot cake is bloody delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here to break the wheel and say, I want to fuck your friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One in from a cheeky lad

Nora, how long did it take to knit your body stocking

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Haha. Me knit?!! That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard all year !

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm here to break the wheel and say, I want to fuck your friend "

Don't blame you, all my mates are fucking gorgeous

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"Hey LVM you outrageous flirt...

I've got a sexy little lady in my box who wants me to tell you she can't wait for the first stop on your tour

Apparently she'll be ready once she's had a wrestling match with Thatoddone....

Well that doesn't narrow it down much, most of you lot want to sleep with her first

You'll never guess what I'm going to say.... "

Sharesies?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh. Another one of my hot as fook friends has this to say

Would you please tell Oreo to book the hotel as its been too damn long

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hey LVM you outrageous flirt...

I've got a sexy little lady in my box who wants me to tell you she can't wait for the first stop on your tour

Apparently she'll be ready once she's had a wrestling match with Thatoddone....

Well that doesn't narrow it down much, most of you lot want to sleep with her first

You'll never guess what I'm going to say....

Sharesies?... "

Oh baby you know I would

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"Ooooh. Another one of my hot as fook friends has this to say

Would you please tell Oreo to book the hotel as its been too damn long "

Oreo’s in demand

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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I'm in for a little while. Happy to play messenger as well

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By *arah_kieran_ukCouple
over a year ago

Greater London


"A gorgeous and cheeky lovely says:

Please could you tell _arah_kieran_uk, that i really like their profile! and if they fancy playing with a little ginger unicorn.. I volunteer as tribute "

A little ginger tribute?! And here we were thinking Friday would not get any better! We’d love to have her inbox us

xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooh. Another one of my hot as fook friends has this to say

Would you please tell Oreo to book the hotel as its been too damn long

Oreo’s in demand "

Something deffo going on. I'm suspicious

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooh. Another one of my hot as fook friends has this to say

Would you please tell Oreo to book the hotel as its been too damn long "

Logged into TripAdvisor now

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Devil Angel you sexy lady, my gorgeous mate says he wants to find out how devilish you can be.

I say he's bitten off more than he can chew....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My sexylicious babe of a mate now saying

And another....

Tell Screwsloose your mate would like to be the reason his nuts get tighter

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

A gorgeous lady landed in my inbox to say:

Would you be a doll and tell danny7824 that your mate says if that was a wink and not just something in his eye he should message her because damn....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

calling Mr Nipplessss

My absolute BOMBSHELL of a mate said that she basically wants your cock.

Or more specifically... Send your cock. To her. Now.

Find a way man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For prin - how could I forget her "

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Quack, my beautiful babe of a mate wants you, me and her to meet in the middle and.... Well.... Y'know

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

I want to play

Send me your messages, I do love posting them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dathuil. My mates says she’s missed those baby blues and fine bod. Could he be a doll and not take another break please "

Im afraid that is something i cannot guarantee. She sjould grab me whildt she can

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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"Devil Angel you sexy lady, my gorgeous mate says he wants to find out how devilish you can be.

I say he's bitten off more than he can chew.... "

I can be very devilish, ask him to message me to find out.

(I didn't realise I had my filters on, all off now )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just passing

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

My sexy mate says Scottish sparkles, bodies like yours are meant to be devoured

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Omnomonomonomonom

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

My lovely mate asked me to tell Dynamic that she just had a perv on his profile and those thighs have got her all hot and bothered

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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Dathuil if you are going to insist on being so damn sexy then my gorgeous mate is going to have to take you in for a thorough dressing down

Lucky man, can I join?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My sexy mate says Scottish sparkles, bodies like yours are meant to be devoured "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dathuil if you are going to insist on being so damn sexy then my gorgeous mate is going to have to take you in for a thorough dressing down

Lucky man, can I join? "

Of course, i prefer moresums

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

danny7824 and Dathuil my mate would like to get together with you all for a drink and bed

Apparently my company has also been requested too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Coffe break pour moi

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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Prin my sexy mate hopes you used factor 50 today cus ginger problems

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Quack, baby! Shimmy that fine bum over here as I've got one sexy mate with a secret he wants me to share.

Apparently his gorgeous girlfriend thinks that you're stunning but is too shy to say anything so she might need a little nudge.

His girlfriend is indeed gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sits in corner for a socially distant perv

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

My stunner of a mate asked me to please tell Lorenzo that she can't concentrate with his cock standing out like that so could he be a dear and put the towel back

But please ignore her and leave things as they are

She'll learn to focus eventually..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My stunner of a mate asked me to please tell Lorenzo that she can't concentrate with his cock standing out like that so could he be a dear and put the towel back

But please ignore her and leave things as they are

She'll learn to focus eventually.."

She's welcome to come and help me get it down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, thank you muchly

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"My stunner of a mate asked me to please tell Lorenzo that she can't concentrate with his cock standing out like that so could he be a dear and put the towel back

But please ignore her and leave things as they are

She'll learn to focus eventually..

She's welcome to come and help me get it down "

She busy burning the dogs tea as shes distracted. I may have to substitute until she realises..

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Oh yes indeed. I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My lovely mate asked me to tell Dynamic that she just had a perv on his profile and those thighs have got her all hot and bothered"
Why thank you, Tell your lovely mate, we should bump thighs together on a sexy bed of passion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My stunner of a mate asked me to please tell Lorenzo that she can't concentrate with his cock standing out like that so could he be a dear and put the towel back

But please ignore her and leave things as they are

She'll learn to focus eventually..

She's welcome to come and help me get it down

She busy burning the dogs tea as shes distracted. I may have to substitute until she realises.. "

I'm okay with that just don't hog it all when she gets back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My spectacularly gorgeous mate I'd like to fuck a6ays:

"Please could you tell LVM that he (and that beautiful Odd One of his) gives me the serious lady horn

So if they could just join me on cam later, that would be sound."

Which room please....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My spectacularly gorgeous mate I'd like to fuck a6ays:

"Please could you tell LVM that he (and that beautiful Odd One of his) gives me the serious lady horn

So if they could just join me on cam later, that would be sound."

Which room please....? "

Sorry that's so late.....

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"My stunner of a mate asked me to please tell Lorenzo that she can't concentrate with his cock standing out like that so could he be a dear and put the towel back

But please ignore her and leave things as they are

She'll learn to focus eventually..

She's welcome to come and help me get it down

She busy burning the dogs tea as shes distracted. I may have to substitute until she realises..

I'm okay with that just don't hog it all when she gets back"

She says we can start without her and she'll play catch up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message from my hunky mate, tell bigtitsgem that I’ve always wanted to go to Blackpool, would she like a go on my Big Dipper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m so in!!!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nippy me old fruit, there’s a diamond of a lady that has requested you lower your towel just a tad. Please. Thank you.

I wouldn’t wait for a second request mate!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are in xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"calling Mr Nipplessss

My absolute BOMBSHELL of a mate said that she basically wants your cock.

Or more specifically... Send your cock. To her. Now.

Find a way man! "

Happy to, but I'd need a name to do that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My spectacularly gorgeous mate I'd like to fuck a6ays:

"Please could you tell LVM that he (and that beautiful Odd One of his) gives me the serious lady horn

So if they could just join me on cam later, that would be sound."

Which room please....? "

Would you please let your mystery friend know that we'd love to but a slight geographical problem means we can't bang each others brains out to her her gorgeous ginger face... if it is who I think it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nippy me old fruit, there’s a diamond of a lady that has requested you lower your towel just a tad. Please. Thank you.

I wouldn’t wait for a second request mate!!!!"

I don't think I have a towel pic in my gallery. This is embarrassing.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My spectacularly gorgeous mate I'd like to fuck a6ays:

"Please could you tell LVM that he (and that beautiful Odd One of his) gives me the serious lady horn

So if they could just join me on cam later, that would be sound."

Which room please....?

Would you please let your mystery friend know that we'd love to but a slight geographical problem means we can't bang each others brains out to her her gorgeous ginger face... if it is who I think it is "

Zoom wank?

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"Nippy me old fruit, there’s a diamond of a lady that has requested you lower your towel just a tad. Please. Thank you.

I wouldn’t wait for a second request mate!!!!

I don't think I have a towel pic in my gallery. This is embarrassing..... "

Think they mean the sheet?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oreo, my damn sexy mate (and she's a hell of a babe) says

Get that bod of yours in her bed pronto.

And she means now. Right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nippy me old fruit, there’s a diamond of a lady that has requested you lower your towel just a tad. Please. Thank you.

I wouldn’t wait for a second request mate!!!!

I don't think I have a towel pic in my gallery. This is embarrassing.....

Think they mean the sheet?"

I have to say I didn’t do my due diligence and check your gallery before passing the message on, shoddy on my part I know. But I think the intent behind the message stands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An absolute sexy jewel of mate says:

"Please can you tell O.R.E.O a very big oooft is coming his way. If only I was so much younger, he'd be on my radar. But I'll hotlist him instead."

Mate give her some carat....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nippy me old fruit, there’s a diamond of a lady that has requested you lower your towel just a tad. Please. Thank you.

I wouldn’t wait for a second request mate!!!!

I don't think I have a towel pic in my gallery. This is embarrassing.....

Think they mean the sheet?

I have to say I didn’t do my due diligence and check your gallery before passing the message on, shoddy on my part I know. But I think the intent behind the message stands "

So if I send DC a cock pic, will she still be my mate after....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nippy me old fruit, there’s a diamond of a lady that has requested you lower your towel just a tad. Please. Thank you.

I wouldn’t wait for a second request mate!!!!

I don't think I have a towel pic in my gallery. This is embarrassing.....

Think they mean the sheet?

I have to say I didn’t do my due diligence and check your gallery before passing the message on, shoddy on my part I know. But I think the intent behind the message stands

So if I send DC a cock pic, will she still be my mate after....? "

Prob not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooooh OREO, you lucky devil! My mate with the massive tits and flaps says:

"Would you please tell Oreo that your mate says if he hasn't booked the room yet can he make it a triple, she's bringing a friend."

King size waterbed with plastic sheets might be in order, I've seen how she tributes.....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nippy me old fruit, there’s a diamond of a lady that has requested you lower your towel just a tad. Please. Thank you.

I wouldn’t wait for a second request mate!!!!

I don't think I have a towel pic in my gallery. This is embarrassing.....

Think they mean the sheet?

I have to say I didn’t do my due diligence and check your gallery before passing the message on, shoddy on my part I know. But I think the intent behind the message stands

So if I send DC a cock pic, will she still be my mate after....?

Prob not "

Can you ask her if she'd send me a glance of vag.....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Prin my sexy mate hopes you used factor 50 today cus ginger problems

"

Hahaha I hardly left the house today coz thunderstorms.. But yesterday I did indeed get burnt

Does your mate fancy coming and rubbing some aftersun on me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Nippy fear, my mate said "Please could you relay to that hot ass Nippy, could he relocate to my street and bed pronto, I'm in need... "

I'd get a wriggle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quack, baby! Shimmy that fine bum over here as I've got one sexy mate with a secret he wants me to share.

Apparently his gorgeous girlfriend thinks that you're stunning but is too shy to say anything so she might need a little nudge.

His girlfriend is indeed gorgeous "

if this is who i think it is.. ALLLLL THE FUCKING YESSSSSSS

And if it isn't? Get yourselves in my box plzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nippy me old fruit, there’s a diamond of a lady that has requested you lower your towel just a tad. Please. Thank you.

I wouldn’t wait for a second request mate!!!!

I don't think I have a towel pic in my gallery. This is embarrassing.....

Think they mean the sheet?

I have to say I didn’t do my due diligence and check your gallery before passing the message on, shoddy on my part I know. But I think the intent behind the message stands

So if I send DC a cock pic, will she still be my mate after....?

Prob not

Can you ask her if she'd send me a glance of vag.....?"

Hot off the press, she has a thing for thighs, and imagines yours are good!

(Do you have thighs in your gallery mate?)

Re the vag, I’m sure she’ll reply directly.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nippy me old fruit, there’s a diamond of a lady that has requested you lower your towel just a tad. Please. Thank you.

I wouldn’t wait for a second request mate!!!!

I don't think I have a towel pic in my gallery. This is embarrassing.....

Think they mean the sheet?

I have to say I didn’t do my due diligence and check your gallery before passing the message on, shoddy on my part I know. But I think the intent behind the message stands

So if I send DC a cock pic, will she still be my mate after....?

Prob not

Can you ask her if she'd send me a glance of vag.....?

Hot off the press, she has a thing for thighs, and imagines yours are good!

(Do you have thighs in your gallery mate?)

Re the vag, I’m sure she’ll reply directly......."

This is getting serious! Mate, she’s saying if you send her a pic of your cock you’re on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My spectacularly gorgeous mate I'd like to fuck a6ays:

"Please could you tell LVM that he (and that beautiful Odd One of his) gives me the serious lady horn

So if they could just join me on cam later, that would be sound."

Which room please....?

Would you please let your mystery friend know that we'd love to but a slight geographical problem means we can't bang each others brains out to her her gorgeous ginger face... if it is who I think it is

Zoom wank?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nippy me old fruit, there’s a diamond of a lady that has requested you lower your towel just a tad. Please. Thank you.

I wouldn’t wait for a second request mate!!!!

I don't think I have a towel pic in my gallery. This is embarrassing.....

Think they mean the sheet?

I have to say I didn’t do my due diligence and check your gallery before passing the message on, shoddy on my part I know. But I think the intent behind the message stands

So if I send DC a cock pic, will she still be my mate after....?

Prob not

Can you ask her if she'd send me a glance of vag.....?

Hot off the press, she has a thing for thighs, and imagines yours are good!

(Do you have thighs in your gallery mate?)

Re the vag, I’m sure she’ll reply directly......."

I've got a bumhole through the legs pic, I'll stick it up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nippy me old fruit, there’s a diamond of a lady that has requested you lower your towel just a tad. Please. Thank you.

I wouldn’t wait for a second request mate!!!!

I don't think I have a towel pic in my gallery. This is embarrassing.....

Think they mean the sheet?

I have to say I didn’t do my due diligence and check your gallery before passing the message on, shoddy on my part I know. But I think the intent behind the message stands

So if I send DC a cock pic, will she still be my mate after....?

Prob not

Can you ask her if she'd send me a glance of vag.....?

Hot off the press, she has a thing for thighs, and imagines yours are good!

(Do you have thighs in your gallery mate?)

Re the vag, I’m sure she’ll reply directly.......

This is getting serious! Mate, she’s saying if you send her a pic of your cock you’re on! "

Close up to make it look bigger....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nippy me old fruit, there’s a diamond of a lady that has requested you lower your towel just a tad. Please. Thank you.

I wouldn’t wait for a second request mate!!!!

I don't think I have a towel pic in my gallery. This is embarrassing.....

Think they mean the sheet?

I have to say I didn’t do my due diligence and check your gallery before passing the message on, shoddy on my part I know. But I think the intent behind the message stands

So if I send DC a cock pic, will she still be my mate after....?

Prob not

Can you ask her if she'd send me a glance of vag.....?

Hot off the press, she has a thing for thighs, and imagines yours are good!

(Do you have thighs in your gallery mate?)

Re the vag, I’m sure she’ll reply directly.......

I've got a bumhole through the legs pic, I'll stick it up.... "

Good idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nippy me old fruit, there’s a diamond of a lady that has requested you lower your towel just a tad. Please. Thank you.

I wouldn’t wait for a second request mate!!!!

I don't think I have a towel pic in my gallery. This is embarrassing.....

Think they mean the sheet?

I have to say I didn’t do my due diligence and check your gallery before passing the message on, shoddy on my part I know. But I think the intent behind the message stands

So if I send DC a cock pic, will she still be my mate after....?

Prob not

Can you ask her if she'd send me a glance of vag.....?

Hot off the press, she has a thing for thighs, and imagines yours are good!

(Do you have thighs in your gallery mate?)

Re the vag, I’m sure she’ll reply directly.......

This is getting serious! Mate, she’s saying if you send her a pic of your cock you’re on!

Close up to make it look bigger....?"

The answers a no to the close up. Looks like she’s happy with what you’ve got

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's with these essays man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They can stop right now I need to scroll up and find my post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nippy me old fruit, there’s a diamond of a lady that has requested you lower your towel just a tad. Please. Thank you.

I wouldn’t wait for a second request mate!!!!

I don't think I have a towel pic in my gallery. This is embarrassing.....

Think they mean the sheet?

I have to say I didn’t do my due diligence and check your gallery before passing the message on, shoddy on my part I know. But I think the intent behind the message stands

So if I send DC a cock pic, will she still be my mate after....?

Prob not

Can you ask her if she'd send me a glance of vag.....?

Hot off the press, she has a thing for thighs, and imagines yours are good!

(Do you have thighs in your gallery mate?)

Re the vag, I’m sure she’ll reply directly.......

I've got a bumhole through the legs pic, I'll stick it up....

Good idea! "

Now this is awkward, one woman wants my boobs another wants cock and I promised through the legs bumhole.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's with these essays man"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's with these essays man

"

Its always you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like Postman Pat lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Nippy me old fruit, there’s a diamond of a lady that has requested you lower your towel just a tad. Please. Thank you.

I wouldn’t wait for a second request mate!!!!

I don't think I have a towel pic in my gallery. This is embarrassing.....

Think they mean the sheet?

I have to say I didn’t do my due diligence and check your gallery before passing the message on, shoddy on my part I know. But I think the intent behind the message stands

So if I send DC a cock pic, will she still be my mate after....?

Prob not

Can you ask her if she'd send me a glance of vag.....?

Hot off the press, she has a thing for thighs, and imagines yours are good!

(Do you have thighs in your gallery mate?)

Re the vag, I’m sure she’ll reply directly.......

I've got a bumhole through the legs pic, I'll stick it up....

Good idea!

Now this is awkward, one woman wants my boobs another wants cock and I promised through the legs bumhole..... "

I'll take it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oreo old chap, there’s a mighty fine young lady that reckons your abs make her wobble.....

Not sure if she’s going weak at the knees or had a Prosecco too many???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nippy me old fruit, there’s a diamond of a lady that has requested you lower your towel just a tad. Please. Thank you.

I wouldn’t wait for a second request mate!!!!

I don't think I have a towel pic in my gallery. This is embarrassing.....

Think they mean the sheet?

I have to say I didn’t do my due diligence and check your gallery before passing the message on, shoddy on my part I know. But I think the intent behind the message stands

So if I send DC a cock pic, will she still be my mate after....?

Prob not

Can you ask her if she'd send me a glance of vag.....?

Hot off the press, she has a thing for thighs, and imagines yours are good!

(Do you have thighs in your gallery mate?)

Re the vag, I’m sure she’ll reply directly.......

I've got a bumhole through the legs pic, I'll stick it up....

Good idea!

Now this is awkward, one woman wants my boobs another wants cock and I promised through the legs bumhole.....

I'll take it all "

Don’t you start!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oreo, my diamond of a friend says tell O.R.E.O oh so oooft, if only I was so much younger, you would be on my radar for sure, damn.... 

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oreo old chap, there’s a mighty fine young lady that reckons your abs make her wobble.....

Not sure if she’s going weak at the knees or had a Prosecco too many???"

Maybe I could take her hand to help her balance?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oreo, my diamond of a friend says tell O.R.E.O oh so oooft, if only I was so much younger, you would be on my radar for sure, damn.... "

Brb building a time machine

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Nippy me old fruit, there’s a diamond of a lady that has requested you lower your towel just a tad. Please. Thank you.

I wouldn’t wait for a second request mate!!!!

I don't think I have a towel pic in my gallery. This is embarrassing.....

Think they mean the sheet?

I have to say I didn’t do my due diligence and check your gallery before passing the message on, shoddy on my part I know. But I think the intent behind the message stands

So if I send DC a cock pic, will she still be my mate after....?

Prob not

Can you ask her if she'd send me a glance of vag.....?

Hot off the press, she has a thing for thighs, and imagines yours are good!

(Do you have thighs in your gallery mate?)

Re the vag, I’m sure she’ll reply directly.......

I've got a bumhole through the legs pic, I'll stick it up....

Good idea!

Now this is awkward, one woman wants my boobs another wants cock and I promised through the legs bumhole.....

I'll take it all

Don’t you start! "

I never stopped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nippy me old fruit, there’s a diamond of a lady that has requested you lower your towel just a tad. Please. Thank you.

I wouldn’t wait for a second request mate!!!!

I don't think I have a towel pic in my gallery. This is embarrassing.....

Think they mean the sheet?

I have to say I didn’t do my due diligence and check your gallery before passing the message on, shoddy on my part I know. But I think the intent behind the message stands

So if I send DC a cock pic, will she still be my mate after....?

Prob not

Can you ask her if she'd send me a glance of vag.....?

Hot off the press, she has a thing for thighs, and imagines yours are good!

(Do you have thighs in your gallery mate?)

Re the vag, I’m sure she’ll reply directly.......

I've got a bumhole through the legs pic, I'll stick it up....

Good idea!

Now this is awkward, one woman wants my boobs another wants cock and I promised through the legs bumhole.....

I'll take it all "

Left, right and centre all in the same orifice....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

NsP and nippy need their own play pen please hurry up and fuck you two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Y’know me! I’m always in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

NsP put nippy down and listen. Theres a hot lil minx who wants to snuggle in yourboobs

And lick them and suck them.

(I added the last line) sorry not sorry

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You ok PP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmm

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NsP and nippy need their own play pen please hurry up and fuck you two "

Waiting for the wedding night. I'm sweet and innocent like that

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NsP put nippy down and listen. Theres a hot lil minx who wants to snuggle in yourboobs

And lick them and suck them.

(I added the last line) sorry not sorry "

Holy crap. I'm there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"NsP and nippy need their own play pen please hurry up and fuck you two

Waiting for the wedding night. I'm sweet and innocent like that "

You’re gonna scare the poor lad

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NsP and nippy need their own play pen please hurry up and fuck you two

Waiting for the wedding night. I'm sweet and innocent like that

You’re gonna scare the poor lad "

Nippy doesn't scare easily

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm in bed already

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm in bed already "

Move under then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I'm in bed already

Move under then "

Bring a friend

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’m too late but I’ll join for a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m too late but I’ll join for a bit "

I'll hand the baton to you bro

I'm off to bed

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I’m too late but I’ll join for a bit "

Notso has a buttplug ready for you

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I’m too late but I’ll join for a bit

I'll hand the baton to you bro

I'm off to bed "

I don’t want that job you can bugger off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"NsP and nippy need their own play pen please hurry up and fuck you two

Waiting for the wedding night. I'm sweet and innocent like that

You’re gonna scare the poor lad

Nippy doesn't scare easily "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m too late but I’ll join for a bit

I'll hand the baton to you bro

I'm off to bed

I don’t want that job you can bugger off "

Touched you last

*runs out*

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m too late but I’ll join for a bit

Notso has a buttplug ready for you "

Have I? Ooh ok

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NsP and nippy need their own play pen please hurry up and fuck you two

Waiting for the wedding night. I'm sweet and innocent like that

You’re gonna scare the poor lad

Nippy doesn't scare easily

"

Oh don't be silly and do my tribute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"NsP and nippy need their own play pen please hurry up and fuck you two

Waiting for the wedding night. I'm sweet and innocent like that

You’re gonna scare the poor lad

Nippy doesn't scare easily

Oh don't be silly and do my tribute "

You have my terms.....

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I’m too late but I’ll join for a bit

Notso has a buttplug ready for you

Have I? Ooh ok"

Its old hes ignoring me

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Mr Monkey, you fine figure of a man.

My very sexy mate would like to swing off you please

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m too late but I’ll join for a bit

Notso has a buttplug ready for you

Have I? Ooh ok

Its old hes ignoring me "

You know he'll be back at some point.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NsP and nippy need their own play pen please hurry up and fuck you two

Waiting for the wedding night. I'm sweet and innocent like that

You’re gonna scare the poor lad

Nippy doesn't scare easily

Oh don't be silly and do my tribute

You have my terms..... "

Ring on your finger first?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'll be off then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mr mystique a very gorgeous lady told me she’ll be waiting with extra cake at the ready. Tho he wont be getting to eat any of that

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