FabSwingers.com forum: Make me laugh! I’m feeling moody!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right you bunch of sweet mentalists. I’m feeling a bit down and moody today so I challenge you to cheer me up!

Make me laugh!

The gauntlet has been thrown! Who will accept the challenge?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple of questions before I agree, Is it a left or right hand gauntlet?

Is there some hand sanitizer nearby I can borrow?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A couple of questions before I agree, Is it a left or right hand gauntlet?

Is there some hand sanitizer nearby I can borrow?"

I always carry hand sanitizer.

And I’d suggest the both gauntlets just got added drama.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A couple of questions before I agree, Is it a left or right hand gauntlet?

Is there some hand sanitizer nearby I can borrow?

I always carry hand sanitizer.

And I’d suggest the both gauntlets just got added drama.

So a socially distanced gauntlet fight? Anyone got a catapult?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats the difference between hungry and horny......

Where you put the cucumber........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A couple of questions before I agree, Is it a left or right hand gauntlet?

Is there some hand sanitizer nearby I can borrow?

I always carry hand sanitizer.

And I’d suggest the both gauntlets just got added drama.

So a socially distanced gauntlet fight? Anyone got a catapult?

More like two knights jousting, gauntlet at the end of the spears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A couple of questions before I agree, Is it a left or right hand gauntlet?

Is there some hand sanitizer nearby I can borrow?

I always carry hand sanitizer.

And I’d suggest the both gauntlets just got added drama.

So a socially distanced gauntlet fight? Anyone got a catapult?

More like two knights jousting, gauntlet at the end of the spears."

Sounds like something from a Hot Shots! film

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

There was a lady in Stirling,

whose mood was a little bit whirling,

so she send out her staff,

looking for a laugh,

and they returned and now she is twirling

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I went to Waterstones and asked if they had any books on turtles.

“Hard back?”, the girl said.

“Yes!”, I replied, “with little heads”.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I went to Waterstones and asked if they had any books on turtles.

“Hard back?”, the girl said.

“Yes!”, I replied, “with little heads”."

I laughed a little bit too much at that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A couple of questions before I agree, Is it a left or right hand gauntlet?

Is there some hand sanitizer nearby I can borrow?

I always carry hand sanitizer.

And I’d suggest the both gauntlets just got added drama.

So a socially distanced gauntlet fight? Anyone got a catapult?

More like two knights jousting, gauntlet at the end of the spears.

Sounds like something from a Hot Shots! film

They’re lances not spears!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So obviously the right hand gauntlet is called Righty Knighty. Any suggestions for the left one? I want to put on a Punch and Judy style puppet show for the OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So obviously the right hand gauntlet is called Righty Knighty. Any suggestions for the left one? I want to put on a Punch and Judy style puppet show for the OP. "

Lefty Lucy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So obviously the right hand gauntlet is called Righty Knighty. Any suggestions for the left one? I want to put on a Punch and Judy style puppet show for the OP. "

Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosy

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Spell "I met" in a rough croaky voice.

Now phone home!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spell "I met" in a rough croaky voice.

Now phone home!"

hehe. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Velma is holding a quiz night in the mystery machine and asks shaggy to name one of Africa’s big five animals.

“ Rhino “

“ I know you do scooby but it’s not your turn “

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you perform under pressure?"

"No, but I can do Bohemian Rhapsody"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Velma is holding a quiz night in the mystery machine and asks shaggy to name one of Africa’s big five animals.

“ Rhino “

“ I know you do scooby but it’s not your turn “ "

Ok, that is pure gold!! X

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By *r.HMan
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey........and a cola.”

“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender.

The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure. I was born with them.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right you bunch of sweet mentalists. I’m feeling a bit down and moody today so I challenge you to cheer me up!

Make me laugh!

The gauntlet has been thrown! Who will accept the challenge?!

So there was the misses , getting smashed in the Arsehole and I thought to myself .... what strange name for a pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right you bunch of sweet mentalists. I’m feeling a bit down and moody today so I challenge you to cheer me up!

Make me laugh!

The gauntlet has been thrown! Who will accept the challenge?!

So there was the misses , getting smashed in the Arsehole and I thought to myself .... what strange name for a pub "

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"FAF?

Laugh worthy experience is it?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey........and a cola.”

“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender.

The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure. I was born with them.”"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FAF?

Laugh worthy experience is it? "

Giggles guaranteed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry you feel grumpy OP. Apologies in advance if I don't make you smile.

What do you call a parade of Rabbits hopping backwards???

A receding hare line

What do you call a magic dog?

A labracadabrador

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry you feel grumpy OP. Apologies in advance if I don't make you smile.

What do you call a parade of Rabbits hopping backwards???

A receding hare line

What do you call a magic dog?

A labracadabrador

Sorry

Ok THAT made me snort laugh. Very unladylike but I enjoyed it.

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By *rystal DreamtimeTV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

A Tortoise was returning home one evening when it viciously attacked by two snails

The police arrived and asked the Tortoise to explain what happened in his own words .

“ I don’t know “ replied the Tortoise “ it all happened so fast !”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The starting pistol in athletics was invented by Karl Marx’s sister Onya.

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By *ereagainlolMan
over a year ago

Lerwick

I asked my gf to use her key ring during sex, but she kept fobbing me off.

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By *ereagainlolMan
over a year ago

Lerwick

The young couple that live next door to me have made a sex tape, they don't know they've made a sex tape.

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Horse walks in to a pub Barman asks why the long face

I’ll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went to Waterstones and asked if they had any books on turtles.

“Hard back?”, the girl said.

“Yes!”, I replied, “with little heads”."
love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in boots chemisted I said to the woman behind the counter have you got any travel sickness pills and some condoms

She siad if it makes you sick why do you do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the difference between light bulb and a pregant woman

You cant unscrew a pregant woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy walks into the chemist and asks for "a pack of condoms and paracetamol"

The chemist jokes "Someone's gonna have a good time"

The guy a bit pissed off replies "No, I got a fucking headache"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to try cheer you up or make you laugh, but I am terrible at telling jokes, I always punch up the fuck line...

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