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My gf said she wanted treating for her birthday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I gave a coat of wood stain

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

3 men in a bar talking about the gifts they bought their wives.

1st man: I bought her a diamond ring and leather gloves, if she tires of the ring she can cover it with the gloves.

2nd man: I bought her a beautiful jumper and a fur coat. If she's bored with the top she can wear the coat

3rd man: I bought her a pair of stilettos and a dildo. If she doesn't like the shoes she can go fuck herself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"3 men in a bar talking about the gifts they bought their wives.

1st man: I bought her a diamond ring and leather gloves, if she tires of the ring she can cover it with the gloves.

2nd man: I bought her a beautiful jumper and a fur coat. If she's bored with the top she can wear the coat

3rd man: I bought her a pair of stilettos and a dildo. If she doesn't like the shoes she can go fuck herself "

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I gave a coat of wood stain

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Generous

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I gave a coat of wood stain

Generous "

Yea but she’s got a lovely tan now

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"So I gave a coat of wood stain

Generous

Yea but she’s got a lovely tan now "

I snorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I gave a coat of wood stain

Generous

Yea but she’s got a lovely tan now

I snorted "

And now high as a kite

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Awwwwwww you are better than this. I saw that one coming. Get your joke book out again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I gave a coat of wood stain

Generous

Yea but she’s got a lovely tan now "

I bet she has

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awwwwwww you are better than this. I saw that one coming. Get your joke book out again "

Great minds think alike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3 men in a bar talking about the gifts they bought their wives.

1st man: I bought her a diamond ring and leather gloves, if she tires of the ring she can cover it with the gloves.

2nd man: I bought her a beautiful jumper and a fur coat. If she's bored with the top she can wear the coat

3rd man: I bought her a pair of stilettos and a dildo. If she doesn't like the shoes she can go fuck herself "

Winner. Thread closed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I gave a coat of wood stain

Generous

Yea but she’s got a lovely tan now

I snorted "

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"So I gave a coat of wood stain

Generous

Yea but she’s got a lovely tan now

I snorted

"

It was the tan bit that got me

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