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"Laugh my fucking arse off "Not a the way off, it'll be a bit boney when you sit down | |||
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"Laugh my fucking arse off "If it's fucking at the time you might upset the other person.... | |||
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"Laugh my fucking arse off
If it's fucking at the time you might upset the other person.... "Ooooo, abject humiliation by giggling association during rectum coitus creation | |||
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"Laugh my fucking arse off
If it's fucking at the time you might upset the other person.... "That is quite an image! | |||
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"Laugh my fucking arse off
If it's fucking at the time you might upset the other person....
That is quite an image! "I'm picturing an arse rolling down the road like a tyre that's come off a car being chased by a man with his trousers round his ankles and cock out | |||
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"Laugh my fucking arse off
If it's fucking at the time you might upset the other person....
That is quite an image!
I'm picturing an arse rolling down the road like a tyre that's come off a car being chased by a man with his trousers round his ankles and cock out"You're welcome  | |||
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"Laugh my fucking arse off
If it's fucking at the time you might upset the other person....
That is quite an image!
I'm picturing an arse rolling down the road like a tyre that's come off a car being chased by a man with his trousers round his ankles and cock out"Amazing!  | |||
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"If your cunts humid I don't wanna go anywhere near it, sounds a bit too moist "There's such thing as too moist?  | |||
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"If your cunts humid I don't wanna go anywhere near it, sounds a bit too moist "17,030 steps today and I haven't changed my undies yet. I'd go with musky | |||
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"If your cunts humid I don't wanna go anywhere near it, sounds a bit too moist
There's such thing as too moist? "Yes but for bread  | |||
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"CUNT! it's a cracker of a word ain't it. I have one, I am one, and I like to eat the odd one. But.... if you're a grade A proper one, you ain't getting near mine. Anywhoooo's, how are you all this humid evening? " All the better for that outburst. | |||
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"CUNT! it's a cracker of a word ain't it. I have one, I am one, and I like to eat the odd one. But.... if you're a grade A proper one, you ain't getting near mine. Anywhoooo's, how are you all this humid evening? All the better for that outburst. " That was a mere exclamation! My outbursts are the things toddlers are in awe of. | |||
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"If your cunts humid I don't wanna go anywhere near it, sounds a bit too moist
17,030 steps today and I haven't changed my undies yet. I'd go with musky "Love this........... | |||
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"If your cunts humid I don't wanna go anywhere near it, sounds a bit too moist
17,030 steps today and I haven't changed my undies yet. I'd go with musky "Jeez, the gusset will be rotting in the humidity  | |||
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"If your cunts humid I don't wanna go anywhere near it, sounds a bit too moist
There's such thing as too moist?
Yes but for bread "My cunt isn't made of bread luckily. | |||
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"If your cunts humid I don't wanna go anywhere near it, sounds a bit too moist
17,030 steps today and I haven't changed my undies yet. I'd go with musky
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"If your cunts humid I don't wanna go anywhere near it, sounds a bit too moist
17,030 steps today and I haven't changed my undies yet. I'd go with musky "With that level of moisture and undergrowth you will be growing cuntybollocks. | |||
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"Such a horrid word " In your opinion. In mine, tis one of many colours and extremely versatile. Can be used to describe me, and I'm a cunting delight, or be used to describe those that aren't me, who are about as delightful as Mr Hanky the Xmas poo showing up at a summer pool party. All depends which glasses you're wearing | |||
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"CUNT! it's a cracker of a word ain't it. I have one, I am one, and I like to eat the odd one. But.... if you're a grade A proper one, you ain't getting near mine. Anywhoooo's, how are you all this humid evening? " Brilliant love it clap clap clap | |||
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"If your cunts humid I don't wanna go anywhere near it, sounds a bit too moist
17,030 steps today and I haven't changed my undies yet. I'd go with musky
Jeez, the gusset will be rotting in the humidity "Looks like it's been chewed by a walrus | |||
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"If your cunts humid I don't wanna go anywhere near it, sounds a bit too moist
There's such thing as too moist?
Yes but for bread
My cunt isn't made of bread luckily. "What should a cunt be fashioned from..........steel or cheese? | |||
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"If your cunts humid I don't wanna go anywhere near it, sounds a bit too moist
There's such thing as too moist?
Yes but for bread
My cunt isn't made of bread luckily. "It's not? Oh crumbs | |||
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"If your cunts humid I don't wanna go anywhere near it, sounds a bit too moist
There's such thing as too moist?
Yes but for bread
My cunt isn't made of bread luckily. "It's only a yeast infection away technically
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"If your cunts humid I don't wanna go anywhere near it, sounds a bit too moist
17,030 steps today and I haven't changed my undies yet. I'd go with musky
With that level of moisture and undergrowth you will be growing cuntybollocks."I've already got a decent pair of balls on me | |||
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"CUNT! it's a cracker of a word ain't it. I have one, I am one, and I like to eat the odd one. But.... if you're a grade A proper one, you ain't getting near mine. Anywhoooo's, how are you all this humid evening? Brilliant love it clap clap clap "Can a cunt receive a clap? | |||
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"If your cunts humid I don't wanna go anywhere near it, sounds a bit too moist
17,030 steps today and I haven't changed my undies yet. I'd go with musky
With that level of moisture and undergrowth you will be growing cuntybollocks.
I've already got a decent pair of balls on me "Forewarned and all that! | |||
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"I hate the word but I did find myself uttering it recently ..... felt so alien but utterly appropriate " Is a cunt alien? | |||
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"CUNT! it's a cracker of a word ain't it. I have one, I am one, and I like to eat the odd one. But.... if you're a grade A proper one, you ain't getting near mine. Anywhoooo's, how are you all this humid evening? Brilliant love it clap clap clap "Had that once, cunt clap. Round of antibiotics sorted it right out | |||
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"If your cunts humid I don't wanna go anywhere near it, sounds a bit too moist
There's such thing as too moist?
Yes but for bread
My cunt isn't made of bread luckily. "That deserves a toast | |||
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"Such a horrid word In your opinion. In mine, tis one of many colours and extremely versatile. Can be used to describe me, and I'm a cunting delight, or be used to describe those that aren't me, who are about as delightful as Mr Hanky the Xmas poo showing up at a summer pool party. All depends which glasses you're wearing " Being from a south london family, its somewhat a term of endearment. Unless you're a total cunt. Or should I say 'cant' . | |||
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"If your cunts humid I don't wanna go anywhere near it, sounds a bit too moist
There's such thing as too moist?
Yes but for bread
My cunt isn't made of bread luckily.
What should a cunt be fashioned from..........steel or cheese?"Squishy silky flesh usually, could nail one out of a napkin if I took origami lessons tho | |||
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"If your cunts humid I don't wanna go anywhere near it, sounds a bit too moist
There's such thing as too moist?
Yes but for bread
My cunt isn't made of bread luckily.
What should a cunt be fashioned from..........steel or cheese?"... Meat | |||
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"If your cunts humid I don't wanna go anywhere near it, sounds a bit too moist
There's such thing as too moist?
Yes but for bread
My cunt isn't made of bread luckily.
It's only a yeast infection away technically
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"If your cunts humid I don't wanna go anywhere near it, sounds a bit too moist
There's such thing as too moist?
Yes but for bread
My cunt isn't made of bread luckily.
It's not? Oh crumbs "No crumbs sorry | |||
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"If your cunts humid I don't wanna go anywhere near it, sounds a bit too moist
There's such thing as too moist?
Yes but for bread
My cunt isn't made of bread luckily.
It's only a yeast infection away technically
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"CUNT! it's a cracker of a word ain't it. I have one, I am one, and I like to eat the odd one. But.... if you're a grade A proper one, you ain't getting near mine. Anywhoooo's, how are you all this humid evening? Brilliant love it clap clap clap
Can a cunt receive a clap?"To be fair when I've been opened up down there like the old reach toothbrush advert with the flip top head, if I close my legs with gusto it sounds like a seal clapping | |||
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"If your cunts humid I don't wanna go anywhere near it, sounds a bit too moist
There's such thing as too moist?
Yes but for bread
My cunt isn't made of bread luckily.
What should a cunt be fashioned from..........steel or cheese?
... Meat"As in beef? | |||
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"If your cunts humid I don't wanna go anywhere near it, sounds a bit too moist
There's such thing as too moist?
Yes but for bread
My cunt isn't made of bread luckily.
That deserves a toast "I'm glad it's not bread now!  | |||
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"I hate the word but I did find myself uttering it recently ..... felt so alien but utterly appropriate " There are times when they are the perfect 4 letters. | |||
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"If your cunts humid I don't wanna go anywhere near it, sounds a bit too moist
There's such thing as too moist?
Yes but for bread
My cunt isn't made of bread luckily.
What should a cunt be fashioned from..........steel or cheese?
... Meat
As in beef?"Maybe more ham | |||
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"If your cunts humid I don't wanna go anywhere near it, sounds a bit too moist
17,030 steps today and I haven't changed my undies yet. I'd go with musky
With that level of moisture and undergrowth you will be growing cuntybollocks.
I've already got a decent pair of balls on me
Forewarned and all that!"I make no bones about it | |||
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"If your cunts humid I don't wanna go anywhere near it, sounds a bit too moist
There's such thing as too moist?
Yes but for bread
My cunt isn't made of bread luckily.
That deserves a toast "To Peach the cunt! | |||
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"Such a horrid word In your opinion. In mine, tis one of many colours and extremely versatile. Can be used to describe me, and I'm a cunting delight, or be used to describe those that aren't me, who are about as delightful as Mr Hanky the Xmas poo showing up at a summer pool party. All depends which glasses you're wearing Being from a south london family, its somewhat a term of endearment. Unless you're a total cunt. Or should I say 'cant' . "I grew up on the London/Essex border. If I meant it in a mean way it was whispered with wide eyes and a stare that could turn Medusa to stone. | |||
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"If your cunts humid I don't wanna go anywhere near it, sounds a bit too moist
There's such thing as too moist?
Yes but for bread
My cunt isn't made of bread luckily.
It's not? Oh crumbs
No crumbs sorry "I really want to reply in a Penfold voice | |||
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"I hate the word but I did find myself uttering it recently ..... felt so alien but utterly appropriate Is a cunt alien?" To me yes | |||
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"I really like the word whispered in my ear (not just on its own though, that would do fiddly squat for me). I like it when it's used as a term of endearment. I'm good this evening, like an odd mix of euphoric happiness tinged with slight My Chemical Romance worthy sad. How about you OP? " I'm alright. Tired, but OK. Had a wobble early in the week where the split felt so fresh and raw, I wasn't unhappy tho even tho I was sobbing so badly I began to wonder if I would make it into work, I was upset angry/sad. Odd isnt it that you can be sad about something yet not be unhappy about it. Grieving is a process tho isn't it, and I gotta ride the waves. I got my surfboard with me tho, I'm riding them my way. | |||
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"Its a strange word really, has different meanings, "oi mate your a proper cunt", or "oh Sharon you have a beautiful cunt" Both of which i have never used "You should try it, it's liberating | |||
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"I found myself uttering; "you can't polish a turd" just recently - utterly appropriate... " No but you can cover it in glitter  | |||
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"I found myself uttering; "you can't polish a turd" just recently - utterly appropriate... " Well yeah, picking your log out the u-bend and spraying it with Mr Muscle doesn't seem like the smartest move. I hope you weren't too tempted by the jewels it was encrusted with *whispers* it isn't gold.... it's sweetcorn | |||
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"CUNT! it's a cracker of a word ain't it. I have one, I am one, and I like to eat the odd one. But.... if you're a grade A proper one, you ain't getting near mine. Anywhoooo's, how are you all this humid evening? Brilliant love it clap clap clap
Had that once, cunt clap. Round of antibiotics sorted it right out "Great that put a downer on things  | |||
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"I found myself uttering; "you can't polish a turd" just recently - utterly appropriate... No but you can cover it in glitter " | |||
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"CUNT! it's a cracker of a word ain't it. I have one, I am one, and I like to eat the odd one. But.... if you're a grade A proper one, you ain't getting near mine. Anywhoooo's, how are you all this humid evening? Brilliant love it clap clap clap
Had that once, cunt clap. Round of antibiotics sorted it right out
Great that put a downer on things "Classy bird me | |||
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"I found myself uttering; "you can't polish a turd" just recently - utterly appropriate... Well yeah, picking your log out the u-bend and spraying it with Mr Muscle doesn't seem like the smartest move. I hope you weren't too tempted by the jewels it was encrusted with *whispers* it isn't gold.... it's sweetcorn " I love you | |||
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"Very tired . Been a hella busy day. Also Flange." I don't mind flange, however the word frangipane is a different kettle of fish How hella busy? Did the rubber on your soles melt? | |||
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"‘Tis an interesting word indeed. It’s etymology is believed to have derived from the Hindu Goddess, Kunti whose name (or at least vulgar variations thereof) later migrated into various Scandinavian variations referring to the female genitalia. Anyhoo, I am hot m’lady but liv’eth on "I got to the long word starting with e. Wanna fuck? | |||
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"I found myself uttering; "you can't polish a turd" just recently - utterly appropriate... Well yeah, picking your log out the u-bend and spraying it with Mr Muscle doesn't seem like the smartest move. I hope you weren't too tempted by the jewels it was encrusted with *whispers* it isn't gold.... it's sweetcorn I love you "Well...... you're only human  | |||
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"Not normally a word I use, that often, but the last two weeks have been one hell of a cuntish time, "I read that with pride in my heart. I hope your weeks better ASAP and turn into cuntingly awesome memories | |||
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"Not normally a word I use, that often, but the last two weeks have been one hell of a cuntish time,
I read that with pride in my heart.
I hope your weeks better ASAP and turn into cuntingly awesome memories "Now cuntingly awesome memories are exactly what the doctors would order. | |||
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"Not normally a word I use, that often, but the last two weeks have been one hell of a cuntish time,
I read that with pride in my heart.
I hope your weeks better ASAP and turn into cuntingly awesome memories
Now cuntingly awesome memories are exactly what the doctors would order. "Fuck yeah! | |||
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"CUNT! it's a cracker of a word ain't it. I have one, I am one, and I like to eat the odd one. But.... if you're a grade A proper one, you ain't getting near mine. Anywhoooo's, how are you all this humid evening? " Add the word moist to your cunt and I'm all yours op. Not bad apart from my backs buggered. | |||
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"CUNT! it's a cracker of a word ain't it. I have one, I am one, and I like to eat the odd one. But.... if you're a grade A proper one, you ain't getting near mine. Anywhoooo's, how are you all this humid evening? Add the word moist to your cunt and I'm all yours op. Not bad apart from my backs buggered. " Moist cunt. Oooft. You need me to walk on it with red hot stones as shoes? | |||
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"Hate the word But you are alright OP and I won't hold it against you lovely lady Jo x "Awwww that's made me all squishy | |||
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"I love it said to me in a bit of a posh accent "show me your cunt" Ooooh! "Not like Miggs from Silence of the Lambs? "I can smell your cunt" | |||
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"If your cunts humid I don't wanna go anywhere near it, sounds a bit too moist
There's such thing as too moist? "I'm sure there was a whole thread on that before | |||
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"I love it said to me in a bit of a posh accent "show me your cunt" Ooooh!
Not like Miggs from Silence of the Lambs?
"I can smell your cunt"" I babywipe frequently | |||
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"CUNT! it's a cracker of a word ain't it. I have one, I am one, and I like to eat the odd one. But.... if you're a grade A proper one, you ain't getting near mine. Anywhoooo's, how are you all this humid evening? Brilliant love it clap clap clap
Had that once, cunt clap. Round of antibiotics sorted it right out
Great that put a downer on things
Classy bird me "No your great don’t change. I know you won’t .but don’t ever change | |||
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"Hate the word But you are alright OP and I won't hold it against you lovely lady Jo x
Awwww that's made me all squishy "Love a bit of squish xx | |||
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"I hate the word but I did find myself uttering it recently ..... felt so alien but utterly appropriate " DC I find that sometimes it is the only word that cuts the mustard. If I say it you know I mean it xx | |||
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"I hate the word but I did find myself uttering it recently ..... felt so alien but utterly appropriate DC I find that sometimes it is the only word that cuts the mustard. If I say it you know I mean it xx " You used it in a message to me earlier.....  | |||
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"I hate the word but I did find myself uttering it recently ..... felt so alien but utterly appropriate DC I find that sometimes it is the only word that cuts the mustard. If I say it you know I mean it xx " Likewise .... | |||
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"I hate the word but I did find myself uttering it recently ..... felt so alien but utterly appropriate DC I find that sometimes it is the only word that cuts the mustard. If I say it you know I mean it xx You used it in a message to me earlier..... "Busted so I did Nippy. Don't ruin my reputation | |||
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"I hate the word but I did find myself uttering it recently ..... felt so alien but utterly appropriate DC I find that sometimes it is the only word that cuts the mustard. If I say it you know I mean it xx Likewise .... " Don't read above your reply DC. | |||
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"CUNT! it's a cracker of a word ain't it. I have one, I am one, and I like to eat the odd one. But.... if you're a grade A proper one, you ain't getting near mine. Anywhoooo's, how are you all this humid evening? Add the word moist to your cunt and I'm all yours op. Not bad apart from my backs buggered. Moist cunt. Oooft. You need me to walk on it with red hot stones as shoes?" Oh yes please and now I have one!!!! | |||
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"Very tired . Been a hella busy day. Also Flange. I don't mind flange, however the word frangipane is a different kettle of fish How hella busy? Did the rubber on your soles melt?" so been working on a project for some brothers . Current task to locate gym equipment and relocate it to a location to be further relocated at a later date. Many spinning plates. Organised a van off a friend. At 2 am other day a local knob slashed tyres . Spent 24 hours facilitating a second van or tyres. Then painted bathroom . Built a guitar from parts. Found a brother who went walk about. Entertained a hyper active and very needy kitty | |||
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