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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What would you have for tea tonight?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What would you have for tea tonight? "

Sticky sesame cauli. Pilau rice.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’d have Granny Crumpet

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’d have Granny Crumpet

I'd have you

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

One of those huge American burgers as seen on, Man Vs Food

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Just nailed a curry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large cod and chips from the chip shop near my parents. Lashings of salt and vinegar and eaten out of the paper...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kebab with everything on

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I’d have Granny Crumpet

Well im finger lickin good. Specially with a butter dribble.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just nailed a curry. "

I'm going out for curry tomorrow for the first time since before lockdown! Cannot wait!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm stuffed with lasagna, I can't think about food right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A large cod and chips from the chip shop near my parents. Lashings of salt and vinegar and eaten out of the paper..."

Ohhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got plenty of food in stock having recently done my bi-weekly shopping trip. Tonight I feel like having sausages, black pudding, mashed potato, carrots, broccoli and onion gravy, so that’s what I am having

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Homemade lasagna and a big salad

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By *adbod74Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Half a pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

A massive bowl of profiteroles with a side of phish food

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Sticky Toffee Pudding with custard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sticky Toffee Pudding with custard.

Dessert for tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably a big roast dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A large cod and chips from the chip shop near my parents. Lashings of salt and vinegar and eaten out of the paper..."

I am just going to collect fish and chips from the best fish shop in the county. We haven't had it in months.

It comes in a compostable carton though not paper.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dick"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My inbox deep cleaned with bleach now....

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

An intimate dinner at Veeraswamy, Mayfair

Lush...

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm stuffed with lasagna, I can't think about food right now

I guess a lasagna up the bum would distract you from dinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably what I'm having. Pork chop, baked potato, crackling, home made apple sauce and a beer

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Sticky Toffee Pudding with custard.

This

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Sticky Toffee Pudding with custard.

Dessert for tea

Why not? It’s made with eggs and the custard has cream, makes sense to me.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Rooibos or maybe a peppermint tea.

For dinner *yeah I'm going there* I'd love ramen and then a bowl of strawberries and cream.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My inbox deep cleaned with bleach now....

Why does it need deep cleaned?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rooibos or maybe a peppermint tea.

For dinner *yeah I'm going there* I'd love ramen and then a bowl of strawberries and cream.

Ahah oohhhh she went there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cherry crumble and custard

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

My mamgu's boxing Day dinner, which was the left overs from Christmas Day. But there would be 4 generations of family and about 10 of us. Was lush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My inbox deep cleaned with bleach now....

Why does it need deep cleaned? "

Vag wall ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My inbox deep cleaned with bleach now....

Why does it need deep cleaned?

Vag wall ..

What on earth is a vag wall?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My inbox deep cleaned with bleach now....

Why does it need deep cleaned?

Vag wall ..

What on earth is a vag wall?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My inbox deep cleaned with bleach now....

Why does it need deep cleaned?

Vag wall ..

What on earth is a vag wall?

What you smiling at? Hahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I’d like a special fried rice, chicken with garlic and chillies, and some prawn toast, ribs, sea, and some larger......seeing as I’m still stuck at poxy work, that’s exactly what I’m gonna do on the way home

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Got to be steak for me with proper chips, all the trimmings and a nice glass or three of red.

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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

"What would you have for tea tonight? "

Curry and lemon meringue pie. Weird combo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've had what we wanted.

Beautiful steaks in our local village pub. Was lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My inbox deep cleaned with bleach now....

Why does it need deep cleaned?

Vag wall ..

What on earth is a vag wall?

What you smiling at? Hahah "

Who moi???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My inbox deep cleaned with bleach now....

Why does it need deep cleaned?

Vag wall ..

What on earth is a vag wall?

What you smiling at? Hahah

Who moi???

You.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm stuffed with lasagna, I can't think about food right now

I guess a lasagna up the bum would distract you from dinner. "

The erection was fantastic though. Fancy some dick?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm stuffed with lasagna, I can't think about food right now

I guess a lasagna up the bum would distract you from dinner.

The erection was fantastic though. Fancy some dick?

Do you have any leftover lasagna to go with it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm stuffed with lasagna, I can't think about food right now

I guess a lasagna up the bum would distract you from dinner.

The erection was fantastic though. Fancy some dick?

Do you have any leftover lasagna to go with it? "

I'm sure I can find some in the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well would have your ass eaten as dessert lol

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I’d have Granny Crumpet

Well im finger lickin good. Specially with a butter dribble. "

Hope it’s not fanny batter

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Just nailed a curry.

I'm going out for curry tomorrow for the first time since before lockdown! Cannot wait! "

Ooh enjoy!

I'm one of those weird people who studies the menu before going to a restaurant and I know exactly what I'm going to order the day before

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Rooibos or maybe a peppermint tea.

For dinner *yeah I'm going there* I'd love ramen and then a bowl of strawberries and cream.

I with you on dinner _eli.

Not literally, but you know what I mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh, my favourite tea from my favourite local takeaway.

Massive rice box with spiced chicken, sweetcorn and sour cream, with tortilla chips and sour cream dip. Lots of Pepsi Max and a treat box featuring cheesecake, cupcake, Rocky Road, brownie and flatjack. I don't eat the treat box all at once, it tends to last three days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chinese I think. Salt and chilli squid especially, and then panna cotta

Hippy

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By *hegreyMan
over a year ago

Ripon

"Sticky Toffee Pudding with custard.

Dessert for tea

This for sure

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

A big fucking jammy donut, all covered in sugar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chinese!

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By *aige675Woman
over a year ago

North of London

roast potatoes and gravy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turkey twizzlers

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

my devine apple roses!

Thin slices of cut red apple gently nestled between a sheet of puff pastry thats gently sprinkled with cinnamon and baked to perfection, served hot on a bed of freshly scooped ice cream and sprinkled with icing sugar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Turkey twizzlers

I don't think I've ever had one.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

As long as someone else makes it I don’t care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turkey twizzlers

I don't think I've ever had one. "
they got banned in the 90's ... they were the nicest things ever, I cant believe you grew up in the 90's without trying one

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

fresh linguine with a very garlicky, tomatoey sauce. Chocolate cheesecake or chocolate fondant pudding or both

Two cups of very hot fresh brewed coffee with a couple of after eights

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Turkey twizzlers

I don't think I've ever had one. they got banned in the 90's ... they were the nicest things ever, I cant believe you grew up in the 90's without trying one

I mean, if you grew up in Whitley bay we grew up in the same place at the same time at the same age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turkey twizzlers

I don't think I've ever had one. they got banned in the 90's ... they were the nicest things ever, I cant believe you grew up in the 90's without trying one

I mean, if you grew up in Whitley bay we grew up in the same place at the same time at the same age. "
we didnt get them at schools in whitley, I just remember coming home from first school and mother saying we're trying something new tonight for tea . .. wow they were awesome and we only ever bought them twice before they got banned.

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By *ugRollersCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

I’d have you OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d have you OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do with some chocolate and mint ice cream with warmed up salted caramel right now...

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By *eedsnoiseMan
over a year ago

York/Leeds/Harrogate

"Just nailed a curry. "

Doesn't the spiciness burn your cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just nailed a curry.

Doesn't the spiciness burn your cock?"

... awww heck I've made that mistake once, accidentally got some carolina reaper sauce from my finger onto the cock and wow... that stuff burns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brazilian rib eye and we did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bag of Munchies...

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Just nailed a curry.

Doesn't the spiciness burn your cock?"

Always wear protection.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Just nailed a curry.

Doesn't the spiciness burn your cock?

Always wear protection."

I totally read that in the voice of the dude from "The ringer"

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Just nailed a curry.

Doesn't the spiciness burn your cock?

Always wear protection.

I totally read that in the voice of the dude from "The ringer" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hug

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Just nailed a curry.

Doesn't the spiciness burn your cock?

Always wear protection.

I totally read that in the voice of the dude from "The ringer"

https://youtu.be/jwHtIjiVjZI

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A hug"

HUUUUGEEEEE HUG

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