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By *ark ph0enix OP   Woman
over a year ago

Teesside

It's not just newbies that struggle sometimes on the forum and fab. After chatting with some of the ladies it's been brought to my attention that my inbox is not actually that active. Why do you think that is? Is my profile off putting? Too long? Or maybe just too blunt. Time for a makeover Posh and I think. Feel free to offer constructive advice or go one better and write me a new profile! If I like it i may use you..er..it!

Remember folks..if you cant be constructive or funny without nastiness keep on scrolling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d say there’s absolutely nothing wrong with your profile ... or pics

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


"It's not just newbies that struggle sometimes on the forum and fab. After chatting with some of the ladies it's been brought to my attention that my inbox is not actually that active. Why do you think that is? Is my profile off putting? Too long? Or maybe just too blunt. Time for a makeover Posh and I think. Feel free to offer constructive advice or go one better and write me a new profile! If I like it i may use you..er..it!

Remember folks..if you cant be constructive or funny without nastiness keep on scrolling "

I think your profile is lovely love the pictures quite similar to mine. Don't think you need to update , just my opinion

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It's not just newbies that struggle sometimes on the forum and fab. After chatting with some of the ladies it's been brought to my attention that my inbox is not actually that active. Why do you think that is? Is my profile off putting? Too long? Or maybe just too blunt. Time for a makeover Posh and I think. Feel free to offer constructive advice or go one better and write me a new profile! If I like it i may use you..er..it!

Remember folks..if you cant be constructive or funny without nastiness keep on scrolling "

I think your profile is gorgeous, as are you.

But a change is as good as a rest....

Get suggesting people!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally, I think your pictures are fantastic, your bio is honest and true, Straight to point in places, but fair. Not sure why you're inbox is quite, maybe just a slow week, Am rating your profile 8/10.

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By *eavenlyWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

You have some stunning photos, maybe change your avatar to another one for a while (2nd July is my favourite), I've found when I do that I get a few more views & messages as it looks like a different profile.

Your bio is good although a bit long-winded & some parts repetitive, as most don't take the time to read fully (if at all) maybe have an edit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love to see some advice on mine. Feedback is a key to developing mature fab profile x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're not sending enough vag pics to Nippy

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By *ark ph0enix OP   Woman
over a year ago

Teesside


"You're not sending enough vag pics to Nippy "

I've literally just pressed send on that

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You're not sending enough vag pics to Nippy "

Coffee came out of my face again. Sorry DP.... Couldn't help it

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By *ark ph0enix OP   Woman
over a year ago

Teesside


"You're not sending enough vag pics to Nippy

Coffee came out of my face again. Sorry DP.... Couldn't help it"

Spitting again woman..stop being wasteful

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By *ark ph0enix OP   Woman
over a year ago

Teesside

Please place your offerings and suggestions on here before moving into my inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please place your offerings and suggestions on here before moving into my inbox "

Can I suggest getting in your box?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rewrite. Slight tweaks:

'Hi,

First off I have used FAB to discover what I like and enjoy. I am now looking for more of the same (but not one-off quickies). If I don't respond then you are not ticking all my boxes. Or you have too many dick pics with not enough written on your profile.

I find laughter a real turn on so a (very) good sense of humour is essential as well as the ability to converse. Mainly I'm looking for a dominant partner (not one I have to 'teach' or show the ropes to) however I am not submissive - no fun in that! I want someone who can handle himself. And me.

I have a mum body with half decent arse and legs as well as curves and bulges - some of it inked up. I have had a double masectomy with reconstruction and tattooed nipples.

This is all me and if you fancy your chances send a message and I might (might!) get back to you. You have a slightly better chance of a reply if I think you've read all of this.

Thanks for reading and keep having fun folks x'

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

I can see the problem, it's your upper age limit

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Please place your offerings and suggestions on here before moving into my inbox

Can I suggest getting in your box? "

Go man! Get in her box

(totally pimping you both out)

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By *ark ph0enix OP   Woman
over a year ago

Teesside


"Please place your offerings and suggestions on here before moving into my inbox

Can I suggest getting in your box? "

Depends on your offering

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By *adbod74Man
over a year ago

Dudley

It's open honest and to the point, and your pix are spot on too

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By *ark ph0enix OP   Woman
over a year ago

Teesside


"Please place your offerings and suggestions on here before moving into my inbox

Can I suggest getting in your box?

Go man! Get in her box

(totally pimping you both out) "

Posh the forum pimp queen. Theres your next status for attention

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire


"Rewrite. Slight tweaks:

'Hi,

First off I have used FAB to discover what I like and enjoy. I am now looking for more of the same (but not one-off quickies). If I don't respond then you are not ticking all my boxes. Or you have too many dick pics with not enough written on your profile.

I find laughter a real turn on so a (very) good sense of humour is essential as well as the ability to converse. Mainly I'm looking for a dominant partner (not one I have to 'teach' or show the ropes to) however I am not submissive - no fun in that! I want someone who can handle himself. And me.

I have a mum body with half decent arse and legs as well as curves and bulges - some of it inked up. I have had a double masectomy with reconstruction and tattooed nipples.

This is all me and if you fancy your chances send a message and I might (might!) get back to you. You have a slightly better chance of a reply if I think you've read all of this.

Thanks for reading and keep having fun folks x'"

This

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By *ark ph0enix OP   Woman
over a year ago

Teesside

Thanks for all the serious feedback. And the fun ones too. Maybe it is a little long winded so time for a trim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found we exchanged some messages

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"Thanks for all the serious feedback. And the fun ones too. Maybe it is a little long winded so time for a trim "

I didn't think it was long winded at all, I really enjoyed reading you

But then, I do not know how to trim, fair play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine needs an overhaul, but I can’t decide to do it or just leave all together ........ jury’s still out

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Mine could probably do with something....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smashing profile op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine could probably do with something.... "

Is that an euphemism?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Maybe its the fact that a lot of the men may be intimidated by you. You have amazing photos and are to the point in your profile. Some guys are scared of a strong, powerful female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe its the fact that a lot of the men may be intimidated by you. You have amazing photos and are to the point in your profile. Some guys are scared of a strong, powerful female "

Do people put expectations in advance ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should be getting loads of. Interest there loss

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Mine could probably do with something....

Is that an euphemism? "

I like a euphemism

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Maybe its the fact that a lot of the men may be intimidated by you. You have amazing photos and are to the point in your profile. Some guys are scared of a strong, powerful female "

That's what I think! She's amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine could probably do with something....

Is that an euphemism?

I like a euphemism "

Ooooo don’t we all

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Mine could probably do with something....

Is that an euphemism?

I like a euphemism

Ooooo don’t we all "

It does seem to be a trend...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we don't see anything wrong with your profile or your pics, if people find that it is too long to read then those are the people we would not be interested in if we were you

You have been open and honest and upfront with the content in your profile

More people have been returning to work lately after furlough so this may contribute towards the lower amount of inbox interest

Stay safe and have a fab day xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it perhaps a little bit grumpy sounding to begin, if I was a man I might feel like I was being told off a bit, we know what sensitive souls they are really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine could probably do with something....

Is that an euphemism?

I like a euphemism

Ooooo don’t we all

It does seem to be a trend... "

Nooooo on trend surely

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I don't think it's long winded at all!

I'd add something daft in too, something to confuse the shit out of people, that's just me mind, I like to imagine the look on their faces and wonder how long that wasted trying to figure out something that made no sense

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