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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It’s been so long, I have forgotten how Fab works.

Would somebody please give me the low-down?

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pot as many balls as you can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my experience it goes:

1. Make a forum post

2. Wait for the joke sarcastic replies

3. Wait for the nice genuine answers

4. Wait for the other genuine answers that contradict the previous ones

5. Feel confused and vow never to start another forum topic

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Just mention cake and your in there

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Right first you put your penis in the USB port...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In my experience it goes:

1. Make a forum post

2. Wait for the joke sarcastic replies

3. Wait for the nice genuine answers

4. Wait for the other genuine answers that contradict the previous ones

5. Feel confused and vow never to start another forum topic "

This

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Who are you again?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Just mention cake and your in there "

Belle knows exactly how to get the most out of fab!

Cake is always the answer....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pot as many balls as you can. "

Do I need fertiliser too for things to grow?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Welcome back to the madhouse.... nothing has changed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In my experience it goes:

1. Make a forum post

2. Wait for the joke sarcastic replies

3. Wait for the nice genuine answers

4. Wait for the other genuine answers that contradict the previous ones

5. Feel confused and vow never to start another forum topic "

It hasn’t changed much then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Constantly refresh your browser waiting for a message... or a wink... or anything? Anyone?

Wonder if you're the only real person on here...

Sit blubbing in a corner because nobody loves you...

Repeat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just mention cake and your in there "

Is lemon drizzle still a favourite?

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

[Removed by poster at 16/07/20 11:27:15]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right first you put your penis in the USB port... "

It hasn’t upgraded to Bluetooth yet?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Just mention cake and your in there

Is lemon drizzle still a favourite? "

I prefer red velvet but if you feed me lemon drizzle il gladly eat it

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Just mention cake and your in there

Belle knows exactly how to get the most out of fab!

Cake is always the answer.... "

Hello beautiful lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who are you again?

"

Hi, I’m CitizenSin and I’m a returning Fabber. I have been sober for 4 months now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just mention cake and your in there

Belle knows exactly how to get the most out of fab!

Cake is always the answer.... "

Ok. I’ll make my next thread about cake

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Just mention cake and your in there

Belle knows exactly how to get the most out of fab!

Cake is always the answer....

Hello beautiful lady "

Hi gorgeous woman

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Who are you again?

Hi, I’m CitizenSin and I’m a returning Fabber. I have been sober for 4 months now."

Glad to see you back Mr CitizenSin, you do have some delightful photographs to peruse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Welcome back to the madhouse.... nothing has changed "

Come on, there’s likely to be a few newbies who I could try and convince that I’m a good guy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Constantly refresh your browser waiting for a message... or a wink... or anything? Anyone?

Wonder if you're the only real person on here...

Sit blubbing in a corner because nobody loves you...

Repeat "

Oh, that rings a bell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pot as many balls as you can.

Do I need fertiliser too for things to grow?"

Your own compost will suffice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just mention cake and your in there

Is lemon drizzle still a favourite?

I prefer red velvet but if you feed me lemon drizzle il gladly eat it "

I like your open mindedness

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who are you again?

Hi, I’m CitizenSin and I’m a returning Fabber. I have been sober for 4 months now.

Glad to see you back Mr CitizenSin, you do have some delightful photographs to peruse "

Thank you, young lady. It’s all I have been doing: take pictures. But many are completely inappropriate.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Who are you again?

Hi, I’m CitizenSin and I’m a returning Fabber. I have been sober for 4 months now.

Glad to see you back Mr CitizenSin, you do have some delightful photographs to peruse

Thank you, young lady. It’s all I have been doing: take pictures. But many are completely inappropriate."

I'm sure they are not

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Welcome back to the madhouse.... nothing has changed

Come on, there’s likely to be a few newbies who I could try and convince that I’m a good guy."

Always newbies about and I’m sure some of the fab regulars will enjoy having you back

Enjoy the ride

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who are you again?

Hi, I’m CitizenSin and I’m a returning Fabber. I have been sober for 4 months now.

Glad to see you back Mr CitizenSin, you do have some delightful photographs to peruse

Thank you, young lady. It’s all I have been doing: take pictures. But many are completely inappropriate.

I'm sure they are not "

Uploading one of the soft ones now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Welcome back to the madhouse.... nothing has changed

Come on, there’s likely to be a few newbies who I could try and convince that I’m a good guy.

Always newbies about and I’m sure some of the fab regulars will enjoy having you back

Enjoy the ride "

Back on the saddle.

Have you been behaving yourself ?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Welcome back to the madhouse.... nothing has changed

Come on, there’s likely to be a few newbies who I could try and convince that I’m a good guy.

Always newbies about and I’m sure some of the fab regulars will enjoy having you back

Enjoy the ride

Back on the saddle.

Have you been behaving yourself ?"

I’m booking my place at the nunnery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome back to the madhouse.... nothing has changed

Come on, there’s likely to be a few newbies who I could try and convince that I’m a good guy.

Always newbies about and I’m sure some of the fab regulars will enjoy having you back

Enjoy the ride

Back on the saddle.

Have you been behaving yourself ?

I’m booking my place at the nunnery "

Thay is the busiest hotel in the land at the moment

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Welcome back to the madhouse.... nothing has changed

Come on, there’s likely to be a few newbies who I could try and convince that I’m a good guy.

Always newbies about and I’m sure some of the fab regulars will enjoy having you back

Enjoy the ride

Back on the saddle.

Have you been behaving yourself ?

I’m booking my place at the nunnery

Thay is the busiest hotel in the land at the moment "

Haha to true

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Right first you put your penis in the USB port...

It hasn’t upgraded to Bluetooth yet?"

Only if you get platinum membership

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Who are you again?

Hi, I’m CitizenSin and I’m a returning Fabber. I have been sober for 4 months now.

Glad to see you back Mr CitizenSin, you do have some delightful photographs to peruse

Thank you, young lady. It’s all I have been doing: take pictures. But many are completely inappropriate.

I'm sure they are not

Uploading one of the soft ones now"

Erm yeah might have just seen the picture

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Who are you again?

Hi, I’m CitizenSin and I’m a returning Fabber. I have been sober for 4 months now.

Glad to see you back Mr CitizenSin, you do have some delightful photographs to peruse

Thank you, young lady. It’s all I have been doing: take pictures. But many are completely inappropriate.

I'm sure they are not

Uploading one of the soft ones now

Erm yeah might have just seen the picture "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who are you again?

Hi, I’m CitizenSin and I’m a returning Fabber. I have been sober for 4 months now.

Glad to see you back Mr CitizenSin, you do have some delightful photographs to peruse

Thank you, young lady. It’s all I have been doing: take pictures. But many are completely inappropriate.

I'm sure they are not

Uploading one of the soft ones now

Erm yeah might have just seen the picture "

Disgraceful, isn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who are you again?

Hi, I’m CitizenSin and I’m a returning Fabber. I have been sober for 4 months now.

Glad to see you back Mr CitizenSin, you do have some delightful photographs to peruse

Thank you, young lady. It’s all I have been doing: take pictures. But many are completely inappropriate.

I'm sure they are not

Uploading one of the soft ones now

Erm yeah might have just seen the picture

Me too "

I’m sorry about that.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Who are you again?

Hi, I’m CitizenSin and I’m a returning Fabber. I have been sober for 4 months now.

Glad to see you back Mr CitizenSin, you do have some delightful photographs to peruse

Thank you, young lady. It’s all I have been doing: take pictures. But many are completely inappropriate.

I'm sure they are not

Uploading one of the soft ones now

Erm yeah might have just seen the picture

Disgraceful, isn’t it?"

Not exactly the word I was thinking when I saw it no

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Who are you again?

Hi, I’m CitizenSin and I’m a returning Fabber. I have been sober for 4 months now.

Glad to see you back Mr CitizenSin, you do have some delightful photographs to peruse

Thank you, young lady. It’s all I have been doing: take pictures. But many are completely inappropriate.

I'm sure they are not

Uploading one of the soft ones now

Erm yeah might have just seen the picture

Me too

I’m sorry about that."

Don’t be sorry now I’m wondering what the rest are like

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who are you again?

Hi, I’m CitizenSin and I’m a returning Fabber. I have been sober for 4 months now.

Glad to see you back Mr CitizenSin, you do have some delightful photographs to peruse

Thank you, young lady. It’s all I have been doing: take pictures. But many are completely inappropriate.

I'm sure they are not

Uploading one of the soft ones now

Erm yeah might have just seen the picture

Me too

I’m sorry about that.

Don’t be sorry now I’m wondering what the rest are like "

Unlikely to get approved by Mods

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Who are you again?

Hi, I’m CitizenSin and I’m a returning Fabber. I have been sober for 4 months now.

Glad to see you back Mr CitizenSin, you do have some delightful photographs to peruse

Thank you, young lady. It’s all I have been doing: take pictures. But many are completely inappropriate.

I'm sure they are not

Uploading one of the soft ones now

Erm yeah might have just seen the picture

Me too

I’m sorry about that.

Don’t be sorry now I’m wondering what the rest are like

Unlikely to get approved by Mods"

(insert drool face)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just mention cake and your in there

Is lemon drizzle still a favourite? "

Lemon drizzle is my favourite, unless you can wangle the elusive blackcurrant drizzle

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Who are you again?

Hi, I’m CitizenSin and I’m a returning Fabber. I have been sober for 4 months now.

Glad to see you back Mr CitizenSin, you do have some delightful photographs to peruse

Thank you, young lady. It’s all I have been doing: take pictures. But many are completely inappropriate.

I'm sure they are not

Uploading one of the soft ones now

Erm yeah might have just seen the picture

Me too

I’m sorry about that.

Don’t be sorry now I’m wondering what the rest are like

Unlikely to get approved by Mods"

You are a tease

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Ha ha Welcome back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who are you again?

Hi, I’m CitizenSin and I’m a returning Fabber. I have been sober for 4 months now.

Glad to see you back Mr CitizenSin, you do have some delightful photographs to peruse

Thank you, young lady. It’s all I have been doing: take pictures. But many are completely inappropriate.

I'm sure they are not

Uploading one of the soft ones now

Erm yeah might have just seen the picture

Me too

I’m sorry about that.

Don’t be sorry now I’m wondering what the rest are like

Unlikely to get approved by Mods

You are a tease "

Some things never change

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ha ha Welcome back "

Hey DC, do you still phwoar?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Who are you again?

Hi, I’m CitizenSin and I’m a returning Fabber. I have been sober for 4 months now.

Glad to see you back Mr CitizenSin, you do have some delightful photographs to peruse

Thank you, young lady. It’s all I have been doing: take pictures. But many are completely inappropriate.

I'm sure they are not

Uploading one of the soft ones now

Erm yeah might have just seen the picture

Me too

I’m sorry about that.

Don’t be sorry now I’m wondering what the rest are like

Unlikely to get approved by Mods

You are a tease

Some things never change"

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By *hefmike555Man
over a year ago

south west


"Just mention cake and your in there

Is lemon drizzle still a favourite?

Lemon drizzle is my favourite, unless you can wangle the elusive blackcurrant drizzle "

Development chef here always on the look out for new ideas

Hello all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just mention cake and your in there

Is lemon drizzle still a favourite?

Lemon drizzle is my favourite, unless you can wangle the elusive blackcurrant drizzle "

Is that a challenge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Argue furiously about everything and you'll get along just fine....

Welcome back fella....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Argue furiously about everything and you'll get along just fine....

Welcome back fella.... "

So that bit hasn’t changed! Is it still working for you?

And cheers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Argue furiously about everything and you'll get along just fine....

Welcome back fella....

So that bit hasn’t changed! Is it still working for you?

And cheers. "

You've clearly been away a long time, I'm just lovely....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Argue furiously about everything and you'll get along just fine....

Welcome back fella....

So that bit hasn’t changed! Is it still working for you?

And cheers. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Argue furiously about everything and you'll get along just fine....

Welcome back fella....

So that bit hasn’t changed! Is it still working for you?

And cheers.

"

Hey Queenie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Argue furiously about everything and you'll get along just fine....

Welcome back fella....

So that bit hasn’t changed! Is it still working for you?

And cheers.

Hey Queenie "

Hey Mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Argue furiously about everything and you'll get along just fine....

Welcome back fella....

So that bit hasn’t changed! Is it still working for you?

And cheers.

Hey Queenie

Hey Mr "

How’s Scotland these days?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Argue furiously about everything and you'll get along just fine....

Welcome back fella....

So that bit hasn’t changed! Is it still working for you?

And cheers.

Hey Queenie

Hey Mr

How’s Scotland these days?"

Pretty good

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"It’s been so long, I have forgotten how Fab works.

Would somebody please give me the low-down?

Cheers"

Phrase duck to water springs to mind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s been so long, I have forgotten how Fab works.

Would somebody please give me the low-down?

Cheers

Phrase duck to water springs to mind."

Does your autocorrect change ‘fuck’ to ‘duck’ too?

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"It’s been so long, I have forgotten how Fab works.

Would somebody please give me the low-down?

Cheers

Phrase duck to water springs to mind.

Does your autocorrect change ‘fuck’ to ‘duck’ too?"

It's a regular battle with the auto carrot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just mention cake and your in there

Is lemon drizzle still a favourite?

Lemon drizzle is my favourite, unless you can wangle the elusive blackcurrant drizzle

Is that a challenge?"

Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I may be in love

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