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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ahem, as you were

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

That’s better

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Fucks sake... jumps of train, runs across platform... this better be worth it!

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I’ll wait my turn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice do over

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Fucks sake... jumps of train, runs across platform... this better be worth it! "

It's getting better with each change to be fair....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ll wait my turn "

Wait with me

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Can us women have a tour too please lol

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"Fucks sake... jumps of train, runs across platform... this better be worth it! "

*off... see so out of breath, lost my SPG anality!

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"Can us women have a tour too please lol "

Yasssss!

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"I’ll wait my turn

Wait with me "

Very good company I’d say

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Think all the lads are on board now. Everyone got the outfits?

Each city gets a theme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse me? I think this was my idea

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

Oh we on tour are we gents fantastic im sure we could make this an actual show and give those chippendales a run for their money

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Can us women have a tour too please lol "

Ohh I’d love that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh we on tour are we gents fantastic im sure we could make this an actual show and give those chippendales a run for their money "

What's the name of the group. Needs to be catchy

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Fucks sake... jumps of train, runs across platform... this better be worth it! "

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Oh we on tour are we gents fantastic im sure we could make this an actual show and give those chippendales a run for their money "

I would definitely shake it

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Can us women have a tour too please lol

Ohh I’d love that "

Most definitely please

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Watch you shake it

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ll wait my turn

Wait with me

Very good company I’d say "

Oh yes. We can entertain ourselves....

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Think all the lads are on board now. Everyone got the outfits?

Each city gets a theme "

Can Essex theme be - tour lads suited and booted??

I would be in heaven

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think all the lads are on board now. Everyone got the outfits?

Each city gets a theme

Can Essex theme be - tour lads suited and booted??

I would be in heaven "

The sharpest fitted suits. Shoes gleaming. Ties or open collar?

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Can us women have a tour too please lol

Ohh I’d love that

Most definitely please "

I think our women’s tour would have a whole load of sexy women in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single or return

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Think all the lads are on board now. Everyone got the outfits?

Each city gets a theme

Can Essex theme be - tour lads suited and booted??

I would be in heaven

The sharpest fitted suits. Shoes gleaming. Ties or open collar?"

Oh my!!!! Yes yes yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovely, when do you reach Devon all of you

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"Think all the lads are on board now. Everyone got the outfits?

Each city gets a theme

Can Essex theme be - tour lads suited and booted??

I would be in heaven "

I'll go dirty denim for Lincoln

Low slung jeans, boots and belts put to good use

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Can us women have a tour too please lol

Ohh I’d love that

Most definitely please

I think our women’s tour would have a whole load of sexy women in there"

I'll be stage manager. Got to stay backstage I think for this one

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Think all the lads are on board now. Everyone got the outfits?

Each city gets a theme

Can Essex theme be - tour lads suited and booted??

I would be in heaven

The sharpest fitted suits. Shoes gleaming. Ties or open collar?

Oh my!!!! Yes yes yes please "

I'm coming to watch in Essex as well as Devon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think all the lads are on board now. Everyone got the outfits?

Each city gets a theme

Can Essex theme be - tour lads suited and booted??

I would be in heaven "

I think I've got a couple I can dust off

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Can us women have a tour too please lol

Ohh I’d love that

Most definitely please

I think our women’s tour would have a whole load of sexy women in there

I'll be stage manager. Got to stay backstage I think for this one"

Hahaha you might as well travel with them too posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can us women have a tour too please lol "

I'm down for this (Mr can stay home)

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Can us women have a tour too please lol

Ohh I’d love that

Most definitely please

I think our women’s tour would have a whole load of sexy women in there

I'll be stage manager. Got to stay backstage I think for this one

Hahaha you might as well travel with them too posh"

Can't stage manage the ladies and gents! Unless the tours are one after the other..... And they probably need supervision

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can us women have a tour too please lol "

Do a thread

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Oh we on tour are we gents fantastic im sure we could make this an actual show and give those chippendales a run for their money

I would definitely shake it "

Feel free to shake away as much as you like you could always be the first volunteer to sit the magic chair

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nsp what's your theme for devon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can us women have a tour too please lol

Ohh I’d love that

Most definitely please

I think our women’s tour would have a whole load of sexy women in there

I'll be stage manager. Got to stay backstage I think for this one

Hahaha you might as well travel with them too posh

Can't stage manage the ladies and gents! Unless the tours are one after the other..... And they probably need supervision "

Supervision? How much trouble could we get in to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be sure to stop off in derby... I will be your tour guide

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Oh we on tour are we gents fantastic im sure we could make this an actual show and give those chippendales a run for their money

What's the name of the group. Needs to be catchy "

Ok leave it with me ill come up with something

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Nsp what's your theme for devon"

I'm going obvious.... You know I love a cowboy. Hats, chaps and boots please boys!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can us women have a tour too please lol

Do a thread "

You all gonna join up and travel round the country fucking us lads?

Cus that's kinda the point of our tour...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be sure to stop off in derby... I will be your tour guide "

What's the Derby dress code?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Can us women have a tour too please lol

Ohh I’d love that

Most definitely please

I think our women’s tour would have a whole load of sexy women in there

I'll be stage manager. Got to stay backstage I think for this one

Hahaha you might as well travel with them too posh

Can't stage manage the ladies and gents! Unless the tours are one after the other..... And they probably need supervision

Supervision? How much trouble could we get in to? "

Not nearly as much as you'll get into with me supervising....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be sure to stop off in derby... I will be your tour guide

What's the Derby dress code?"

Depends where you go, the attic is 5 minutes away and can be naked

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Can us women have a tour too please lol

Ohh I’d love that

Most definitely please

I think our women’s tour would have a whole load of sexy women in there

I'll be stage manager. Got to stay backstage I think for this one

Hahaha you might as well travel with them too posh

Can't stage manage the ladies and gents! Unless the tours are one after the other..... And they probably need supervision

Supervision? How much trouble could we get in to?

Not nearly as much as you'll get into with me supervising.... "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Be sure to stop off in derby... I will be your tour guide

What's the Derby dress code?

Depends where you go, the attic is 5 minutes away and can be naked "

Haha so your theme is naked?

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Nsp what's your theme for devon

I'm going obvious.... You know I love a cowboy. Hats, chaps and boots please boys! "

Done thats Devon sorted

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Nsp what's your theme for devon

I'm going obvious.... You know I love a cowboy. Hats, chaps and boots please boys!

Done thats Devon sorted"

Let me check the costumes for the correct fit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nsp what's your theme for devon

I'm going obvious.... You know I love a cowboy. Hats, chaps and boots please boys!

Done thats Devon sorted"

Save a horse ride a cowboy or 3

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Oh we on tour are we gents fantastic im sure we could make this an actual show and give those chippendales a run for their money "

NOW THAT I WANNA SEE!!! and I would pay money for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be sure to stop off in derby... I will be your tour guide

What's the Derby dress code?

Depends where you go, the attic is 5 minutes away and can be naked

Haha so your theme is naked?"

Well I am not shy, are you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be sure to stop off in derby... I will be your tour guide

What's the Derby dress code?

Depends where you go, the attic is 5 minutes away and can be naked

Haha so your theme is naked?

Well I am not shy, are you "

First dips

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Ahem, as you were"

Tour, you say?...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Nsp what's your theme for devon

I'm going obvious.... You know I love a cowboy. Hats, chaps and boots please boys!

Done thats Devon sorted

Save a horse ride a cowboy or 3 "

My motto

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh we on tour are we gents fantastic im sure we could make this an actual show and give those chippendales a run for their money

NOW THAT I WANNA SEE!!! and I would pay money for "

Right business cards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can us women have a tour too please lol

Do a thread

You all gonna join up and travel round the country fucking us lads?

Cus that's kinda the point of our tour..."

We might our own

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Be sure to stop off in derby... I will be your tour guide

What's the Derby dress code?

Depends where you go, the attic is 5 minutes away and can be naked

Haha so your theme is naked?

Well I am not shy, are you "

Nope lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can us women have a tour too please lol

Do a thread

You all gonna join up and travel round the country fucking us lads?

Cus that's kinda the point of our tour...

We might our own "

want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can us women have a tour too please lol

Do a thread

You all gonna join up and travel round the country fucking us lads?

Cus that's kinda the point of our tour...

We might our own

want "

Come on the Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do i get to do yous all yeah? otherwise this tour sounds kinda shite

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Well this thread got my attention. No idea what's going on but frankly don't care if there is a plot

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Can us women have a tour too please lol

Do a thread

You all gonna join up and travel round the country fucking us lads?

Cus that's kinda the point of our tour...

We might our own

want "

I knew what you meant and yeah we might want our own

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"do i get to do yous all yeah? otherwise this tour sounds kinda shite "

Kinda the point yeh

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Well this thread got my attention. No idea what's going on but frankly don't care if there is a plot "

There's no plot. Horny men, wanton women. An excellent evening on fab.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"do i get to do yous all yeah? otherwise this tour sounds kinda shite

Kinda the point yeh "

We will be touring every city, town and im sure the odd village with enough willing individuals

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"Well this thread got my attention. No idea what's going on but frankly don't care if there is a plot

There's no plot. Horny men, wanton women. An excellent evening on fab. "

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*Writes down a keg of red bull on the list *

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"*Writes down a keg of red bull on the list *"

Oh that's a must!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"do i get to do yous all yeah? otherwise this tour sounds kinda shite

Kinda the point yeh

We will be touring every city, town and im sure the odd village with enough willing individuals "

I'm travelling with you to dress y'all and supervise.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"*Writes down a keg of red bull on the list *

Oh that's a must! "

Need some?

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"*Writes down a keg of red bull on the list *

Oh that's a must!

Need some? "

Can I get an IV please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*Writes down a keg of red bull on the list *

Oh that's a must!

Need some?

Can I get an IV please"

It's for us not you

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"*Writes down a keg of red bull on the list *

Oh that's a must!

Need some?

Can I get an IV please"

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"*Writes down a keg of red bull on the list *

Oh that's a must!

Need some?

Can I get an IV please

It's for us not you "

Oh trust me I need it. Right posh?

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"do i get to do yous all yeah? otherwise this tour sounds kinda shite

Kinda the point yeh

We will be touring every city, town and im sure the odd village with enough willing individuals

I'm travelling with you to dress y'all and supervise. "

Ok but thats only if i can do the same for the womens tour?

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Who is the driver ? are we keeping the distancing guidelines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Writes down a keg of red bull on the list *

Oh that's a must!

Need some?

Can I get an IV please

It's for us not you "

We're going to need more than a keg

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"*Writes down a keg of red bull on the list *

Oh that's a must!

Need some?

Can I get an IV please

It's for us not you

Oh trust me I need it. Right posh? "

She needs it

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"*Writes down a keg of red bull on the list *

Oh that's a must!

Need some?

Can I get an IV please

It's for us not you

Oh trust me I need it. Right posh?

She needs it "

The red bull too

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"do i get to do yous all yeah? otherwise this tour sounds kinda shite

Kinda the point yeh

We will be touring every city, town and im sure the odd village with enough willing individuals

I'm travelling with you to dress y'all and supervise.

Ok but thats only if i can do the same for the womens tour? "

Well if you're doing that what am I meant to do on the womens tour?

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"do i get to do yous all yeah? otherwise this tour sounds kinda shite

Kinda the point yeh

We will be touring every city, town and im sure the odd village with enough willing individuals

I'm travelling with you to dress y'all and supervise.

Ok but thats only if i can do the same for the womens tour?

Well if you're doing that what am I meant to do on the womens tour? "

Anyone you want

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"do i get to do yous all yeah? otherwise this tour sounds kinda shite

Kinda the point yeh

We will be touring every city, town and im sure the odd village with enough willing individuals

I'm travelling with you to dress y'all and supervise.

Ok but thats only if i can do the same for the womens tour?

Well if you're doing that what am I meant to do on the womens tour?

Anyone you want"

I bloody wish

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

...

If you visit South Wales then can I suggest jeans and an unbuttoned white shirt as the uniform please

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"do i get to do yous all yeah? otherwise this tour sounds kinda shite

Kinda the point yeh

We will be touring every city, town and im sure the odd village with enough willing individuals

I'm travelling with you to dress y'all and supervise.

Ok but thats only if i can do the same for the womens tour?

Well if you're doing that what am I meant to do on the womens tour? "

You would be staring in it

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Right.. seeing as my Dirty Denim suggestion was ignored...

I'm now changing Lincoln's theme to YMCA... enough outfits for you all.

Yeah I'm having a strop.

Could have had easy jeans and boots... but now you've got cowboy and denim with shirt... so... I want variety...

Hurrumph.

Bottom lip.

The works.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"If you visit South Wales then can I suggest jeans and an unbuttoned white shirt as the uniform please "

Yes that we can do for South Wales not a problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any lady wants to come to mine while Lorenzo is God knows where?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"do i get to do yous all yeah? otherwise this tour sounds kinda shite

Kinda the point yeh

We will be touring every city, town and im sure the odd village with enough willing individuals

I'm travelling with you to dress y'all and supervise.

Ok but thats only if i can do the same for the womens tour?

Well if you're doing that what am I meant to do on the womens tour?

You would be staring in it "

Not a chance with all these sexy ladies! They can star. I'll dress them. You can help

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"Any lady wants to come to mine while Lorenzo is God knows where? "

Oh I'll keep you company after the Lincoln stop! Wine and cake ok?... We can order pizza

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I guess the real men’s fuck tour will be coming along later then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pump the breaks a second

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any lady wants to come to mine while Lorenzo is God knows where?

Oh I'll keep you company after the Lincoln stop! Wine and cake ok?... We can order pizza "

If you mention pizza before Lorenzo is gone he won't go anywhere

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I guess the real men’s fuck tour will be coming along later then "

Can I dress you guys too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oooooh it makes sense now haha!

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


"Right.. seeing as my Dirty Denim suggestion was ignored...

I'm now changing Lincoln's theme to YMCA... enough outfits for you all.

Yeah I'm having a strop.

Could have had easy jeans and boots... but now you've got cowboy and denim with shirt... so... I want variety...

Hurrumph.

Bottom lip.

The works. "

I'm in

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"I guess the real men’s fuck tour will be coming along later then

Can I dress you guys too? "

Can I undress them?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I guess the real men’s fuck tour will be coming along later then

Can I dress you guys too?

Can I undress them?"

Bloody auto carrot....

That's what I meant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooooh it makes sense now haha!"

Did a penny drop there?

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"I guess the real men’s fuck tour will be coming along later then

Can I dress you guys too?

Can I undress them?

Bloody auto carrot....

That's what I meant "

I called dibs but as it's you I'll share

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooooh it makes sense now haha!

Did a penny drop there?"

Yup yup haha. I remember who you guys are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right.. seeing as my Dirty Denim suggestion was ignored...

I'm now changing Lincoln's theme to YMCA... enough outfits for you all.

Yeah I'm having a strop.

Could have had easy jeans and boots... but now you've got cowboy and denim with shirt... so... I want variety...

Hurrumph.

Bottom lip.

The works. "

Dibs on the police officer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So does Scotland come at the start or the end of the tour?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I guess the real men’s fuck tour will be coming along later then

Can I dress you guys too?

Can I undress them?

Bloody auto carrot....

That's what I meant

I called dibs but as it's you I'll share "

They'd prefer that....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooooh it makes sense now haha!

Did a penny drop there?

Yup yup haha. I remember who you guys are "

We swapped names. Now I'm Cute and he's Kitten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So does Scotland come at the start or the end of the tour? "

Scotland comes whenever you cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooooh it makes sense now haha!

Did a penny drop there?

Yup yup haha. I remember who you guys are

We swapped names. Now I'm Cute and he's Kitten "

I did not agree to this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooooh it makes sense now haha!

Did a penny drop there?

Yup yup haha. I remember who you guys are

We swapped names. Now I'm Cute and he's Kitten "

Haha yess. I thought I recognised you and the penny just dropped ten with him ha.

Ah well, carry on everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooooh it makes sense now haha!

Did a penny drop there?

Yup yup haha. I remember who you guys are

We swapped names. Now I'm Cute and he's Kitten

I did not agree to this "

I bet you are a cutey pie mate

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"Right.. seeing as my Dirty Denim suggestion was ignored...

I'm now changing Lincoln's theme to YMCA... enough outfits for you all.

Yeah I'm having a strop.

Could have had easy jeans and boots... but now you've got cowboy and denim with shirt... so... I want variety...

Hurrumph.

Bottom lip.

The works.

Dibs on the police officer"

One of the other lads might argue you for that!

What else we got for Village people?... builder, sailor, indian, cowboy, traffic warden?

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"do i get to do yous all yeah? otherwise this tour sounds kinda shite

Kinda the point yeh

We will be touring every city, town and im sure the odd village with enough willing individuals

I'm travelling with you to dress y'all and supervise.

Ok but thats only if i can do the same for the womens tour?

Well if you're doing that what am I meant to do on the womens tour?

You would be staring in it

Not a chance with all these sexy ladies! They can star. I'll dress them. You can help "

Ok ill be your assistant you can star for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right.. seeing as my Dirty Denim suggestion was ignored...

I'm now changing Lincoln's theme to YMCA... enough outfits for you all.

Yeah I'm having a strop.

Could have had easy jeans and boots... but now you've got cowboy and denim with shirt... so... I want variety...

Hurrumph.

Bottom lip.

The works.

Dibs on the police officer

One of the other lads might argue you for that!

What else we got for Village people?... builder, sailor, indian, cowboy, traffic warden?"

Why? It's all coming off anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fucking traffic warden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As we were what?

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Right.. seeing as my Dirty Denim suggestion was ignored...

I'm now changing Lincoln's theme to YMCA... enough outfits for you all.

Yeah I'm having a strop.

Could have had easy jeans and boots... but now you've got cowboy and denim with shirt... so... I want variety...

Hurrumph.

Bottom lip.

The works.

Dibs on the police officer

One of the other lads might argue you for that!

What else we got for Village people?... builder, sailor, indian, cowboy, traffic warden?"

Ill be the cowboy not a problem or better still for originality purposes ill be the fireman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As we were what?"

*Someone* left one of the stars off the roster

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"Right.. seeing as my Dirty Denim suggestion was ignored...

I'm now changing Lincoln's theme to YMCA... enough outfits for you all.

Yeah I'm having a strop.

Could have had easy jeans and boots... but now you've got cowboy and denim with shirt... so... I want variety...

Hurrumph.

Bottom lip.

The works.

Dibs on the police officer

One of the other lads might argue you for that!

What else we got for Village people?... builder, sailor, indian, cowboy, traffic warden?

Ill be the cowboy not a problem or better still for originality purposes ill be the fireman "

I'll slide down your pole

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"do i get to do yous all yeah? otherwise this tour sounds kinda shite

Kinda the point yeh

We will be touring every city, town and im sure the odd village with enough willing individuals

I'm travelling with you to dress y'all and supervise.

Ok but thats only if i can do the same for the womens tour?

Well if you're doing that what am I meant to do on the womens tour?

You would be staring in it

Not a chance with all these sexy ladies! They can star. I'll dress them. You can help

Ok ill be your assistant you can star for me "

Oofftt thank you sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So guys? How many stops do you have so far?

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Right.. seeing as my Dirty Denim suggestion was ignored...

I'm now changing Lincoln's theme to YMCA... enough outfits for you all.

Yeah I'm having a strop.

Could have had easy jeans and boots... but now you've got cowboy and denim with shirt... so... I want variety...

Hurrumph.

Bottom lip.

The works.

Dibs on the police officer

One of the other lads might argue you for that!

What else we got for Village people?... builder, sailor, indian, cowboy, traffic warden?

Ill be the cowboy not a problem or better still for originality purposes ill be the fireman

I'll slide down your pole "

You can slide down anytime you like you will most certainly get a seat in the magic chair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So guys? How many stops do you have so far? "

Lincoln, Derby, Ireland, Scotland, Essex...

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"do i get to do yous all yeah? otherwise this tour sounds kinda shite

Kinda the point yeh

We will be touring every city, town and im sure the odd village with enough willing individuals

I'm travelling with you to dress y'all and supervise.

Ok but thats only if i can do the same for the womens tour?

Well if you're doing that what am I meant to do on the womens tour?

You would be staring in it

Not a chance with all these sexy ladies! They can star. I'll dress them. You can help

Ok ill be your assistant you can star for me

Oofftt thank you sexy "

You are very welcome indeed

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"So guys? How many stops do you have so far?

Lincoln, Derby, Ireland, Scotland, Essex... "

And Devon, south Wales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So guys? How many stops do you have so far?

Lincoln, Derby, Ireland, Scotland, Essex... "

While you are on your way to Derby, you may just pop in to see me and for beer and Marmite!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I guess the real men’s fuck tour will be coming along later then

Can I dress you guys too?

Can I undress them?

Bloody auto carrot....

That's what I meant

I called dibs but as it's you I'll share

They'd prefer that.... "

Ding ding all aboard

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I guess the real men’s fuck tour will be coming along later then

Can I dress you guys too?

Can I undress them?

Bloody auto carrot....

That's what I meant

I called dibs but as it's you I'll share

They'd prefer that....

Ding ding all aboard "

You me and ph0enix..... That's everyone?

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"So guys? How many stops do you have so far?

Lincoln, Derby, Ireland, Scotland, Essex...

While you are on your way to Derby, you may just pop in to see me and for beer and Marmite!"

Not a problem we will most certainly make a stop for you

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Say what now?

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


"Say what now?"

You want me

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Say what now?

You want me "

Well. I want everyone. I’m greedy like

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Say what now?

You want me

Well. I want everyone. I’m greedy like "

Well we most certainly can make a stop in London for you

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"I guess the real men’s fuck tour will be coming along later then

Can I dress you guys too?

Can I undress them?

Bloody auto carrot....

That's what I meant

I called dibs but as it's you I'll share

They'd prefer that....

Ding ding all aboard

You me and ph0enix..... That's everyone? "

It's a start

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Say what now?

You want me

Well. I want everyone. I’m greedy like

Well we most certainly can make a stop in London for you "

Hurrah!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Any lady wants to come to mine while Lorenzo is God knows where? "

Dibs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any lady wants to come to mine while Lorenzo is God knows where?

Dibs! "

Next time I should make sure I'm logged on the right profile before I comment where was I...

I was just saying that there is always space for you in our bed, even if I have to kick Lorenzo out to sleep in his man cave, you are sleeping next to me! But you should make sure don't walk up the stairs in front of me otherwise we will never get to the bedroom

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Any lady wants to come to mine while Lorenzo is God knows where?

Dibs!

Next time I should make sure I'm logged on the right profile before I comment where was I...

I was just saying that there is always space for you in our bed, even if I have to kick Lorenzo out to sleep in his man cave, you are sleeping next to me! But you should make sure don't walk up the stairs in front of me otherwise we will never get to the bedroom "

Bedrooms are over rated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any lady wants to come to mine while Lorenzo is God knows where?

Dibs!

Next time I should make sure I'm logged on the right profile before I comment where was I...

I was just saying that there is always space for you in our bed, even if I have to kick Lorenzo out to sleep in his man cave, you are sleeping next to me! But you should make sure don't walk up the stairs in front of me otherwise we will never get to the bedroom

Bedrooms are over rated "

I like your style

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Do I get all three of you?

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Do I get all three of you? "

No no we come as an awesome foursome

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

How sad and desperate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How sad and desperate."

We can get you tickets if you want

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"How sad and desperate.

We can get you tickets if you want "

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Do I get all three of you?

No no we come as an awesome foursome"

Even better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do I get tickets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where do I get tickets? "

Good question, one moment please.

*Yells in to the back* Who's sorting tickets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where do I get tickets?

Good question, one moment please.

*Yells in to the back* Who's sorting tickets? "

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Where do I get tickets?

Good question, one moment please.

*Yells in to the back* Who's sorting tickets? "

This is why you need supervision.....

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Where do I get tickets?

Good question, one moment please.

*Yells in to the back* Who's sorting tickets? "

Well the "Awesome Foursome" (will be registered at companies house this morning ) it should fall to our supervisor and stage manager NotSoPosh please contact her for ticket information and pricing

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Well this is going well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is it too melty to call ourselves the 'fab four'

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Is it too melty to call ourselves the 'fab four'"

I’m sure you can think of something better Oreo

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Is it too melty to call ourselves the 'fab four'"

It's catchy at least

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Is it too melty to call ourselves the 'fab four'"

Very original

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"Is it too melty to call ourselves the 'fab four'

It's catchy at least "

Oooh you coming Chill?

Soon be Fantastic Five!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was gonna say the beatles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it too melty to call ourselves the 'fab four'

I’m sure you can think of something better Oreo "

Sorry I've let myself and my team down

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Is it too melty to call ourselves the 'fab four'

I’m sure you can think of something better Oreo

Sorry I've let myself and my team down"

Ive told you mate we are now to be known as "Awesome Foursome"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it too melty to call ourselves the 'fab four'

I’m sure you can think of something better Oreo "

How about Fabtastic Four and we can dress up in matching lycra suits...

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

The four cocksmen of the fabocalypse.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Is it too melty to call ourselves the 'fab four'

I’m sure you can think of something better Oreo

How about Fabtastic Four and we can dress up in matching lycra suits... "

Ohh what an image that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The four cocksmen of the fabocalypse. "

I don't know, seems like a bit of a mouthful...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i join the tour... after all every group needs that rugby built rugged semi ugly one

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"The four cocksmen of the fabocalypse.

I don't know, seems like a bit of a mouthful... "

Very onomatopoeic.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Is it too melty to call ourselves the 'fab four'

I’m sure you can think of something better Oreo

How about Fabtastic Four and we can dress up in matching lycra suits... "

To be fair i could be Mister Fantastic i have the grey sides

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Is it too melty to call ourselves the 'fab four'

It's catchy at least

Oooh you coming Chill?

Soon be Fantastic Five! "

I'm too old. I'd be the resident senior citizen

Can happily offer an advisory role....experience and all that

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

What's this thread about?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"The four cocksmen of the fabocalypse.

I don't know, seems like a bit of a mouthful... "

So does 4 cocks.

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"Is it too melty to call ourselves the 'fab four'

It's catchy at least

Oooh you coming Chill?

Soon be Fantastic Five!

I'm too old. I'd be the resident senior citizen

Can happily offer an advisory role....experience and all that "

Too old my arse! What does that make me then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The four cocksmen of the fabocalypse.

I don't know, seems like a bit of a mouthful...

So does 4 cocks. "

She gets it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So guys? How many stops do you have so far?

Lincoln, Derby, Ireland, Scotland, Essex... "

You definitely need to order that better

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"So guys? How many stops do you have so far?

Lincoln, Derby, Ireland, Scotland, Essex...

You definitely need to order that better "

this could take quite a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So guys? How many stops do you have so far?

Lincoln, Derby, Ireland, Scotland, Essex...

You definitely need to order that better

this could take quite a while "

Do we need a navigator too now?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"So guys? How many stops do you have so far?

Lincoln, Derby, Ireland, Scotland, Essex...

You definitely need to order that better

this could take quite a while

Do we need a navigator too now? "

Apparently you've forgotten Devon.

See, this is what the tour manager is for. Belle can navigate

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