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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They hit me in my face... my arms... my neck... & even my stomach!!

I fought back as hard as I could.

BUT there was too many of them!!

Just thinking if I can just get in my house, I'm going OFF on ALL these MUTHAFUCKAS....

Swinging all the way to my door... I was running... HOPING I didn't drop my keys.

The streets are one thing but attacking me at

MY HOUSE...

right in front of my SON?!!!

OH HELL NO. ALL YALL gotta fuckin DIE Tonight.

I got in my house and grabbed my shit... I was ready...

I prayed for strength... "Dear lord... forgive me Imma fuck'em up."

I braced myself and went back outside...

THEN THESE BITCHES CAME AT ME AGAIN but this time I was ready!!!! I sprayed ALL of them hoes......

DIE bitch!

DIE hoe!

DIE! DIE! DIE!!!!!!!!

I was so pissed and itchy. Fucking mosquitos. damn it....

(I have actually been bit, and it suck )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

sucks*

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

set the moths on them

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I was expecting flying ants...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"sucks*"

Nothing to do with the bastard flying vampires.

Holy mackerel woman. That corset and lingerie!

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By *nexpectedExplorerMan
over a year ago

SA3

I’d have been a good decoy for you, the little shits love to feast on me for some reason

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"sucks*

Nothing to do with the bastard flying vampires.

Holy mackerel woman. That corset and lingerie! "

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d have been a good decoy for you, the little shits love to feast on me for some reason "

Nope, they really love me too, I get bit to death every year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They hit me in my face... my arms... my neck... & even my stomach!!

I fought back as hard as I could.

BUT there was too many of them!!

Just thinking if I can just get in my house, I'm going OFF on ALL these MUTHAFUCKAS....

Swinging all the way to my door... I was running... HOPING I didn't drop my keys.

The streets are one thing but attacking me at

MY HOUSE...

right in front of my SON?!!!

OH HELL NO. ALL YALL gotta fuckin DIE Tonight.

I got in my house and grabbed my shit... I was ready...

I prayed for strength... "Dear lord... forgive me Imma fuck'em up."

I braced myself and went back outside...

THEN THESE BITCHES CAME AT ME AGAIN but this time I was ready!!!! I sprayed ALL of them hoes......

DIE bitch!

DIE hoe!

DIE! DIE! DIE!!!!!!!!

I was so pissed and itchy. Fucking mosquitos. damn it....

(I have actually been bit, and it suck )"

I normally get bit but don't think I've seen a mosquito this summer.

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach


"I’d have been a good decoy for you, the little shits love to feast on me for some reason

"

Odd isn't it? Unless I am the only person in the room, they don't touch me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm getting bitten too. But only my left leg.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have a bite swollen to the size of a coaster on my thigh today!

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By *he riverdeep69Couple
over a year ago

North west ish

I get them little buggers dancing on me and making patterns where they bite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a bite swollen to the size of a coaster on my thigh today!"

Rubbing an ice cube over it will help the itching.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

This weekend is only going to get worse but you'll be in a nice place for it

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By *edHeadedFunWoman
over a year ago

Didsbury

Apparently the quince in tonic helps repel them, answer drink lots of gin and tonic.

Not sure what to do with the bites but my son usually has a fexofenadine which helps as the fuckers that bite seem to love him.

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently the quince in tonic helps repel them, answer drink lots of gin and tonic."

I like this plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it’s any consolation Ivy Id be all over you as well! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a bite swollen to the size of a coaster on my thigh today!

Rubbing an ice cube over it will help the itching."

I think if you kiss it better that would work too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a bite swollen to the size of a coaster on my thigh today!

Rubbing an ice cube over it will help the itching.

I think if you kiss it better that would work too "

Well I didn't want to be too forward. I was going to work my way up to that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a bite swollen to the size of a coaster on my thigh today!

Rubbing an ice cube over it will help the itching.

I think if you kiss it better that would work too

Well I didn't want to be too forward. I was going to work my way up to that "

I could live with that

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