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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

they’re leaving takes it up the bum

Love and peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bye bye lol

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bye bye lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm leaving.....I'll bend over now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm leaving.....I'll bend over now

I’m going in dry

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Why don’t they just go!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Damn. Missed out again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm leaving.....I'll bend over now

I’m going in dry

Now that's just mean

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why don’t they just go!

Exactly with the song and dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they’re leaving takes it up the bum

Love and peace

But not in a fun way!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Damn. Missed out again

We all know what you like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm leaving.....I'll bend over now

I’m going in dry

Now that's just mean

It’ll soon lube up

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Damn. Missed out again

We all know what you like

And I thought I was so subtle about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blood is natures lube

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"they’re leaving takes it up the bum

Love and peace

But not in a fun way!!

Correct, even sideways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run faster....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn. Missed out again

We all know what you like

And I thought I was so subtle about it

You, subtle?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm leaving on a jet plane...dont know when I'll be back again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm leaving on a jet plane...dont know when I'll be back again "

You'd best bend over then ...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Damn. Missed out again

We all know what you like

And I thought I was so subtle about it

You, subtle?

Welllllllllll

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

I don’t leave because CBA with building a profile again and loading photos etc when I come back.

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

"I'm leaving on a jet plane...dont know when I'll be back again "

Bend over then

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"they’re leaving takes it up the bum

Love and peace

Is that a reward or a punishment?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t leave because CBA with building a profile again and loading photos etc when I come back.

Or is because you don’t want it up the bum?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gobby says she’s leaving so she must take it up the chocolate star fish

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

You can’t force me to leave Mr Mystique just because I said that I won’t power plunge you with my strap on, up you poop pipe

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"You can’t force me to leave Mr Mystique just because I said that I won’t power plunge you with my strap on, up you poop pipe

Your*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can’t force me to leave Mr Mystique just because I said that I won’t power plunge you with my strap on, up you poop pipe

Your*"

Power plunge does have a nice ‘ring’ to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why don’t they just go!

I'll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who’s ‘giving’?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If that’s the case I am out bye bye I love take it in the ass lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who’s ‘giving’?

I can help out with this

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You can’t force me to leave Mr Mystique just because I said that I won’t power plunge you with my strap on, up you poop pipe

I volunteer as tribute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adios

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can’t force me to leave Mr Mystique just because I said that I won’t power plunge you with my strap on, up you poop pipe

I volunteer as tribute

She doesn’t like tributes as well I’ve already asked her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why don’t they just go!

I'll get my coat

You’re going nowhere Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they’re leaving takes it up the bum

Love and peace

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maybe that's what they want!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You can’t force me to leave Mr Mystique just because I said that I won’t power plunge you with my strap on, up you poop pipe

I volunteer as tribute

She doesn’t like tributes as well I’ve already asked her

Strange.... She accepted mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"they’re leaving takes it up the bum

Love and peace

maybe that's what they want!!"

I think you’re right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they’re leaving takes it up the bum

Love and peace

maybe that's what they want!!

I think you’re right

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'm not going anywhere but can I get it up the bum?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm not going anywhere but can I get it up the bum?"

Book me in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not going anywhere but can I get it up the bum?"

Just say the words

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm not going anywhere but can I get it up the bum?

Just say the words

Give it me...up the bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not going anywhere but can I get it up the bum?

Just say the words

Give it me...up the bum

Ok but I’m only putting it in up to my balls

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm not going anywhere but can I get it up the bum?"

If I'd known it was that easy.....

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm not going anywhere but can I get it up the bum?

Book me in

My bum will see you soon

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm not going anywhere but can I get it up the bum?

Just say the words

Give it me...up the bum

Ok but I’m only putting it in up to my balls

I will know it's in though won't I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blood is natures lube"

BOAKE!!!!!!!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm not going anywhere but can I get it up the bum?

If I'd known it was that easy.....

It can be

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not going anywhere but can I get it up the bum?

Just say the words

Give it me...up the bum

Ok but I’m only putting it in up to my balls

I will know it's in though won't I?

If you’ve stopped using that half arm dildo then I might just touch the sides

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm not going anywhere but can I get it up the bum?

Just say the words

Give it me...up the bum

Ok but I’m only putting it in up to my balls

I will know it's in though won't I?

If you’ve stopped using that half arm dildo then I might just touch the sides

I'll can always take you both...at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I left without telling..

I'm back

And I'm definitely leaving again

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I left without telling..

I'm back

And I'm definitely leaving again

You've got it coming twice Missy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blood is natures lube

BOAKE!!!!!!! "

What

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm not going anywhere but can I get it up the bum?

If I'd known it was that easy.....

It can be

Anabelle, can I get it up the bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I left without telling..

I'm back

And I'm definitely leaving again

You've got it coming twice Missy

I'll leave again if it means 3 times

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm not going anywhere but can I get it up the bum?

If I'd known it was that easy.....

It can be

Anabelle, can I get it up the bum?

I have a half arm dildo with your name on it

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I left without telling..

I'm back

And I'm definitely leaving again

You've got it coming twice Missy

I'll leave again if it means 3 times

Oooo a greedy girl...my favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why don’t they just go!

I'll get my coat

You’re going nowhere Mrs

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over a year ago

"I'm not going anywhere but can I get it up the bum?

Just say the words

Give it me...up the bum

Ok but I’m only putting it in up to my balls

I will know it's in though won't I?

If you’ve stopped using that half arm dildo then I might just touch the sides

I'll can always take you both...at the same time

Well in that case

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I left without telling..

I'm back

And I'm definitely leaving again

Definitely a double bumming for you then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not going anywhere but can I get it up the bum?

If I'd known it was that easy.....

It can be

Anabelle, can I get it up the bum?

I have a half arm dildo with your name on it

The name is encrusted in diamonds

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm not going anywhere but can I get it up the bum?

If I'd known it was that easy.....

It can be

Anabelle, can I get it up the bum?

I have a half arm dildo with your name on it

Oh baby

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm not going anywhere but can I get it up the bum?

If I'd known it was that easy.....

It can be

Anabelle, can I get it up the bum?

I have a half arm dildo with your name on it

Oh baby

I'll do you you... do me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I stay then can I give.....?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm not going anywhere but can I get it up the bum?

If I'd known it was that easy.....

It can be

Anabelle, can I get it up the bum?

I have a half arm dildo with your name on it

Oh baby

I'll do you you... do me

Any time, any place.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm not going anywhere but can I get it up the bum?

If I'd known it was that easy.....

It can be

Anabelle, can I get it up the bum?

I have a half arm dildo with your name on it

Oh baby

I'll do you you... do me

Any time, any place.

Can you get to mine for 11p

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not going anywhere but can I get it up the bum?

If I'd known it was that easy.....

It can be

Anabelle, can I get it up the bum?

I have a half arm dildo with your name on it

Oh baby

I'll do you you... do me

Any time, any place.

Can you get to mine for 11p

11p? God you’re cheap. I have £1.56 in my pocket

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I'm not going anywhere but can I get it up the bum?

If I'd known it was that easy.....

It can be

Anabelle, can I get it up the bum?

I have a half arm dildo with your name on it

Half an armadillo???

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"If I stay then can I give.....?

If I leave I can take ? What the hell..I can take anyway! See further up if in doubt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not going anywhere but can I get it up the bum?

If I'd known it was that easy.....

It can be

Anabelle, can I get it up the bum?

I have a half arm dildo with your name on it

Half an armadillo???

Ribbed, I like your style

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm not going anywhere but can I get it up the bum?

If I'd known it was that easy.....

It can be

Anabelle, can I get it up the bum?

I have a half arm dildo with your name on it

Half an armadillo???

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm not going anywhere but can I get it up the bum?

If I'd known it was that easy.....

It can be

Anabelle, can I get it up the bum?

I have a half arm dildo with your name on it

Oh baby

I'll do you you... do me

Any time, any place.

Can you get to mine for 11p

11p? God you’re cheap. I have £1.56 in my pocket

Anabelle, I can get to yours for 11p....

Mr Mystique, you can get to mine for £1.56.

We just have to be creative with how we pay for the transport...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not going anywhere but can I get it up the bum?

If I'd known it was that easy.....

It can be

Anabelle, can I get it up the bum?

I have a half arm dildo with your name on it

Oh baby

I'll do you you... do me

Any time, any place.

Can you get to mine for 11p

11p? God you’re cheap. I have £1.56 in my pocket

Anabelle, I can get to yours for 11p....

Mr Mystique, you can get to mine for £1.56.

We just have to be creative with how we pay for the transport...

I’ll fly you both to heaven and back

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm not going anywhere but can I get it up the bum?

If I'd known it was that easy.....

It can be

Anabelle, can I get it up the bum?

I have a half arm dildo with your name on it

Oh baby

I'll do you you... do me

Any time, any place.

Can you get to mine for 11p

11p? God you’re cheap. I have £1.56 in my pocket

Anabelle, I can get to yours for 11p....

Mr Mystique, you can get to mine for £1.56.

We just have to be creative with how we pay for the transport...

I’ll fly you both to heaven and back

Smooth

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm not going anywhere but can I get it up the bum?

If I'd known it was that easy.....

It can be

Anabelle, can I get it up the bum?

I have a half arm dildo with your name on it

Oh baby

I'll do you you... do me

Any time, any place.

Can you get to mine for 11p

11p? God you’re cheap. I have £1.56 in my pocket

Anabelle, I can get to yours for 11p....

Mr Mystique, you can get to mine for £1.56.

We just have to be creative with how we pay for the transport...

11 pm

grab a taxi, on me

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Awww I’m too late

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Awww I’m too late

Busy the party is just getting started..can I offer you anal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awww I’m too late

Are you leaving? If so bend over

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Awww I’m too late

Busy the party is just getting started..can I offer you anal

Ohh yes pls darling

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Awww I’m too late

Are you leaving? If so bend over

Il just pretend then not leave

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awww I’m too late

Are you leaving? If so bend over

Il just pretend then not leave

Deal

can I tempt you with a half arm dildo for starters?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Awww I’m too late

Are you leaving? If so bend over

Il just pretend then not leave

Deal

can I tempt you with a half arm dildo for starters?

As long as your gentle

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Awww I’m too late

Are you leaving? If so bend over

Il just pretend then not leave

Deal

can I tempt you with a half arm dildo for starters?

Oui that's my baby

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awww I’m too late

Are you leaving? If so bend over

Il just pretend then not leave

Deal

can I tempt you with a half arm dildo for starters?

As long as your gentle

Gentle is my middle name

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Awww I’m too late

Are you leaving? If so bend over

Il just pretend then not leave

Deal

can I tempt you with a half arm dildo for starters?

I'm still trying to work out why half an armadillo is so appealing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awww I’m too late

Are you leaving? If so bend over

Il just pretend then not leave

Deal

can I tempt you with a half arm dildo for starters?

I'm still trying to work out why half an armadillo is so appealing

Have you ever tried one?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Awww I’m too late

Are you leaving? If so bend over

Il just pretend then not leave

Deal

can I tempt you with a half arm dildo for starters?

I'm still trying to work out why half an armadillo is so appealing

Have you ever tried one?

I know the don't knock it 'til you try it argument ... but is it front and back halves? Or split down the middle?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I’m thinking of leaving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm leaving

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Awww I’m too late

Are you leaving? If so bend over

Il just pretend then not leave

Deal

can I tempt you with a half arm dildo for starters?

I'm still trying to work out why half an armadillo is so appealing

Have you ever tried one?

I know the don't knock it 'til you try it argument ... but is it front and back halves? Or split down the middle? "

We can try it anyway you want Monkey

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm not going anywhere but can I get it up the bum?

If I'd known it was that easy.....

It can be

Anabelle, can I get it up the bum?

I have a half arm dildo with your name on it

Oh baby

I'll do you you... do me

Any time, any place.

Can you get to mine for 11p

11p? God you’re cheap. I have £1.56 in my pocket

Anabelle, I can get to yours for 11p....

Mr Mystique, you can get to mine for £1.56.

We just have to be creative with how we pay for the transport...

I’ll fly you both to heaven and back

Smooth

That was damn smooth.....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Awww I’m too late

Are you leaving? If so bend over

Il just pretend then not leave

Deal

can I tempt you with a half arm dildo for starters?

I'm still trying to work out why half an armadillo is so appealing

Have you ever tried one?

I know the don't knock it 'til you try it argument ... but is it front and back halves? Or split down the middle?

We can try it anyway you want Monkey

Again?

Oh OK... I'm game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That halfarm monster makes me feel really useless

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m thinking of leaving "

I’m not giving you one

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm not going anywhere but can I get it up the bum?

If I'd known it was that easy.....

It can be

Anabelle, can I get it up the bum?

I have a half arm dildo with your name on it

Oh baby

I'll do you you... do me

Any time, any place.

Can you get to mine for 11p

11p? God you’re cheap. I have £1.56 in my pocket

Anabelle, I can get to yours for 11p....

Mr Mystique, you can get to mine for £1.56.

We just have to be creative with how we pay for the transport...

11 pm

grab a taxi, on me

Ooofffttt I'm in..... Taxi to Anabelle's!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awww I’m too late

Are you leaving? If so bend over

Il just pretend then not leave

Deal

can I tempt you with a half arm dildo for starters?

I'm still trying to work out why half an armadillo is so appealing

Have you ever tried one?

I know the don't knock it 'til you try it argument ... but is it front and back halves? Or split down the middle? "

It’s enough to make your eyes water

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Who love the music " don't cry for me Argentina " or who remembers this music " oh by myself " help me with the name of this music please

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Awww I’m too late

Are you leaving? If so bend over

Il just pretend then not leave

Deal

can I tempt you with a half arm dildo for starters?

I'm still trying to work out why half an armadillo is so appealing

Have you ever tried one?

I know the don't knock it 'til you try it argument ... but is it front and back halves? Or split down the middle?

We can try it anyway you want Monkey

Again?

Oh OK... I'm game

I believe you are...yes

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm leaving "

I'll give you yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about if I was thinking im about to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" What about if I was thinking im about to

I’ll leave that to the ladies

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