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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Anyone remember a few years ago now when I was getting attacked in my bedroom by the B.A fucking Baraccus of the moth world?

I think he's sent his big bro

I didn't even see the cunt I just felt wind in my hair and heard what sounded like a hand held bastard fan against my ear.

Someone pass the flamethrower or maybe give me a reason to get my arse out of bed and try to catch it and toss it out the window.

It's that big I should be charging it rent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember that. One of the funniest threads ever!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Oh god don't! I hate them!

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

Maybe you should of jumped on his back and went on a tour lol

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I remember that. One of the funniest threads ever! "

Or was it a daddy long legs? Whatever the fuck it was they're ganging up on me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I remember that. One of the funniest threads ever!

Or was it a daddy long legs? Whatever the fuck it was they're ganging up on me!"

I think it was buzzing! Can’t remember what it was!

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I remember that. One of the funniest threads ever!

Or was it a daddy long legs? Whatever the fuck it was they're ganging up on me!

I think it was buzzing! Can’t remember what it was! "

It was dive bombing me I remember that much

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

God that reminded me when I was in Northeast brazil once. Was sitting outside at night in a café and felt something wizz past me. Only realized what it was when I saw it drop on the table. A huge fucking mutant flying roach!

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Oh god don't! I hate them! "

It was that loud and draughty right up at my lughole it's given me earache

I think it has a shotgun

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"God that reminded me when I was in Northeast brazil once. Was sitting outside at night in a café and felt something wizz past me. Only realized what it was when I saw it drop on the table. A huge fucking mutant flying roach! "

Hell no

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Maybe you should of jumped on his back and went on a tour lol"

Like Neverending Story with a twist

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"God that reminded me when I was in Northeast brazil once. Was sitting outside at night in a café and felt something wizz past me. Only realized what it was when I saw it drop on the table. A huge fucking mutant flying roach!

Hell no "

The locals laughed when they saw me jump out of my chair!

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"God that reminded me when I was in Northeast brazil once. Was sitting outside at night in a café and felt something wizz past me. Only realized what it was when I saw it drop on the table. A huge fucking mutant flying roach!

Hell no

The locals laughed when they saw me jump out of my chair! "

Evil swines!

This fucker is like an Apache helicopter. I can't believe it's given me earache. One second there was nothing the next it was just right there at my ear

It better not have thrown babies out the door and into my ear canal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh I love moths they are just gothic butterflies

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Oooh I love moths they are just gothic butterflies "

I don't mind em usually, but I don't appreciate the attack out of nowhere. It was there all ninja like then kapow. It's gone into ninja mode again and I'm preparing myself for its next assault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooh I love moths they are just gothic butterflies

I don't mind em usually, but I don't appreciate the attack out of nowhere. It was there all ninja like then kapow. It's gone into ninja mode again and I'm preparing myself for its next assault"

I had a huge locust do this to me in zante. Landed on my head the beast

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Oooh I love moths they are just gothic butterflies

I don't mind em usually, but I don't appreciate the attack out of nowhere. It was there all ninja like then kapow. It's gone into ninja mode again and I'm preparing myself for its next assault

I had a huge locust do this to me in zante. Landed on my head the beast "

Different if you'd said "here locust locust, come be my friend" but ya didn't. It took advantage.

I've turned the light off now and hoping it'll come out of hiding and head over to the telly.

I think maybe it's a bit of a pervo. I've got butterflies on my voile, yes, I went posh and got voile for my bedroom windows. I'm reckoning it went to mate with a voile butterfly, realised it was just curtain and then wanted to punish me for getting his penisy hopes up

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By *unmatt888Man
over a year ago

Duns

You need one of those bug guns - pump-action air shotguns that fire salt.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Moths aren't going to hurt you.

Moths are just butterflies with bad PR.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its more scared of you than you are of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If moths are attracted to light why do you never see them during the day???

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"You need one of those bug guns - pump-action air shotguns that fire salt.

"

That'll give me gritty toes surely?

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Moths aren't going to hurt you.

Moths are just butterflies with bad PR. "

That's not entirely true. It's given me earache from the downdraft, or it is downdraught? The wind.

Think it's having a nap and waiting for back up to arrive

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Its more scared of you than you are of it."

I'm not scared, and believe me, neither is he!

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

Moths are not generally noisy, even the big ones. Their wings are very efficient. If you didnt see it I would put money on a Maybug or Doodlebug. A beetle. They are coming to their end now but they are incredibly noisy in flight - like a much louder messier sounding bee - and seem to have a penchant for buzzing humans.

Also known as the Cockchafer...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Is it a type of Hawk Moth? The Elephant Hawk Moth is lovely, for example. Though not if it's scaring you

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Moths are not generally noisy, even the big ones. Their wings are very efficient. If you didnt see it I would put money on a Maybug or Doodlebug. A beetle. They are coming to their end now but they are incredibly noisy in flight - like a much louder messier sounding bee - and seem to have a penchant for buzzing humans.

Also known as the Cockchafer... "

Was definitely a big ole mothie, that's how he managed to ninja me. It wasn't a buzz that I heard it was literally the air compressing at my ear opening, he turned my listener into a wind tunnel

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Is it a type of Hawk Moth? The Elephant Hawk Moth is lovely, for example. Though not if it's scaring you "

I'll see if I can get a picture if it's still lurking. At a guess I'd say it was a hairy one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yeah I remember it well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a dragon....

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"

Anyone remember a few years ago now when I was getting attacked in my bedroom by the B.A fucking Baraccus of the moth world?

I think he's sent his big bro

I didn't even see the cunt I just felt wind in my hair and heard what sounded like a hand held bastard fan against my ear.

Someone pass the flamethrower or maybe give me a reason to get my arse out of bed and try to catch it and toss it out the window.

It's that big I should be charging it rent! "

That made me chuckle.

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