FabSwingers.com forum: Things that make you cringe

By *addyBabygirl2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

norwich

Ok so specifically things in people's profiles that make you cringe.

For us anyone who describes themselves as a "fun guy" is a massive cringy turn off.

If someone if genuinely fun it will come across in conversation, anyone who feels the need to tell the world they are fun is generally not.

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By *siancouplehantsCouple
over a year ago

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"Ok so specifically things in people's profiles that make you cringe.

For us anyone who describes themselves as a "fun guy" is a massive cringy turn off.

If someone if genuinely fun it will come across in conversation, anyone who feels the need to tell the world they are fun is generally not."

When they say "they can fuck for hours"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'not attracted to gym fit people'

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"'not attracted to gym fit people'"

Poor Trent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stupid cryptic statuses and comments trying to hide digs at people. Grow the fuck up.

Breathe through my ears

Not here to shag the whole site

Quality not quantity

Professional

I could go on .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Babies with earrings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stupid cryptic statuses and comments trying to hide digs at people. Grow the fuck up.

Breathe through my ears

Not here to shag the whole site

Quality not quantity

Professional

I could go on .....

I’ll add heavy cummer, well hung and repeater. Good for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Babies with earrings."

Hell yes !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Children's talent shows

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By *he witch returnsWoman
over a year ago

somewhere over the rainbow in SW Devon

Dirty fingernails. Chewed down and yucky.

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Will fill this in later.

They've been on the site for months.

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

I cringe when people describe themselves as good looking or handsome I find it a little vain, I also find cock measurements cringe worthy especially when that's all it says on the profile

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Silly disclaimers and profiles that have the secret word to insert to prove you’ve actually read their drivel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never heard of that.

It’s usernames for us. Usually big cock 1. Makeusquirt, iluvyourvag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone that describes themselves as good looking. Automatically turns me off them

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

People that are oblivious to their cringiness

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Babies with earrings."

Where on people’s profiles is this happening?

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By *siancouplehantsCouple
over a year ago

K-PAX

"Silly disclaimers and profiles that have the secret word to insert to prove you’ve actually read their drivel "

I have that,saves me reading 75 unwanted messages everyday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People that are oblivious to their cringiness

Baaaaaaaaaaby!!!!!!!!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"People that are oblivious to their cringiness

Can you imagine if they knew though? They’d go insane selfcringing, poor buggers.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"People that are oblivious to their cringiness

Baaaaaaaaaaby!!!!!!!!

Hiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Silly disclaimers and profiles that have the secret word to insert to prove you’ve actually read their drivel

I have that,saves me reading 75 unwanted messages everyday"
what does the disclaimers actually do? I take you’re point in the secret word I imagine you’re inundated with messages

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By *siancouplehantsCouple
over a year ago

K-PAX

"Silly disclaimers and profiles that have the secret word to insert to prove you’ve actually read their drivel

I have that,saves me reading 75 unwanted messages everyday what does the disclaimers actually do? I take you’re point in the secret word I imagine you’re inundated with messages "

the disclaimer I am not sure about I just copy and pasted mine in the hope that it maybe necessary to have when I 1st joined Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sydney University" nonsense.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

'Xth, 99th profile, can't keep me away', etc.

'Not here to shag the whole site'. - spoilsports

'can't accom or travel' - without explanation of how they meet. Just for online social is fine but for those interested in actual meets, specifics are good, including clubs only.

'looking for like-minded' or 'all here for the same thing:, without anything to explain the specifics.

Exaggerated endurance and skills

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By *siancouplehantsCouple
over a year ago

K-PAX

I also read profiles where they state that their profile had been hacked in the past.

Is their any truth to this???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No face pic no reply, yet they themselves have no face pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No face pic no reply, yet they themselves have no face pic. "

Or even no pictures

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"People that are oblivious to their cringiness

Can you imagine if they knew though? They’d go insane selfcringing, poor buggers. "

Surely they must have a little inkling???

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

White knight aka arse lickers hoping to dip their wicks

honestly men the women folk see straight through it

and heavy cummers have they actually weighed it

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By *hermodogMan
over a year ago

Melbourne

Definitely a messy room, or a particularly blurry picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filters!!!!! Can't leave the ridiculous filters, halo of flowers, bunny faces, weird skin tones . Urgghh!! Gosh I just went into full rant mode

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Silly disclaimers and profiles that have the secret word to insert to prove you’ve actually read their drivel

I have that,saves me reading 75 unwanted messages everyday what does the disclaimers actually do? I take you’re point in the secret word I imagine you’re inundated with messages "

They're useless and mean nothing. Sometimes they post 1 about Facebook too - they are just as clueless for the relevance. I think most people are wanting to do the right things but get misled, seeing them on others.

Anything published in public is really available for everyone to see, once it's up. Almost nothing that can be done afterwards

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Filters!!!!! Can't leave the ridiculous filters, halo of flowers, bunny faces, weird skin tones . Urgghh!! Gosh I just went into full rant mode "

Those Snapchat started ones have been really irritating

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By *r.HMan
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

"Will fill this in later.

They've been on the site for months."

Yes!!! 100% this.

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By *otyouraverageguy...Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Silly disclaimers and ones that describe themselves as professional or attractive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel like most of you have beaten us to it.

Haven't read all of the replies but anyone that writes a bit about their other half having great oral skills.

Give it a rest.

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By *addyBabygirl2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

norwich

"Silly disclaimers and profiles that have the secret word to insert to prove you’ve actually read their drivel

I have that,saves me reading 75 unwanted messages everyday"

I actually think it's a clever idea. People messaging without reading our profile is very annoying, may stick a secret work in ours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Silly disclaimers and profiles that have the secret word to insert to prove you’ve actually read their drivel

I have that,saves me reading 75 unwanted messages everyday what does the disclaimers actually do? I take you’re point in the secret word I imagine you’re inundated with messages the disclaimer I am not sure about I just copy and pasted mine in the hope that it maybe necessary to have when I 1st joined Fab"

They do nothing apart from identify people who haven't read site FAQ...

"We've noticed a legal disclaimer paragraph that some people have on their profiles. Should we have one too? What are they about? Do they do any good?

The "legal disclaimer" is pointless nonsense and all does is take up extra space on our servers. Please remove it if you have it on your profile. If you're worried about privacy please set your account to be hidden from non-registered users on your privacy page (this also hides it from search engines but may take a week or two to drop out of search) and remove the notice (and encourage others to do likewise).

Common sense advice would be NOT to put any information on your profile (here, or on any such site) that could identify you or that you don't want to become public! So for your own benefit, don't post phone numbers, real names or email / instant message addresses on your profile that people might see or "Google".

Some people may put non-identifying pics on their public profile but keep face pics private or for friends, for example."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t read profiles.

The lounge is pretty cringe these days though.

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

When the tell me they will break me. Yaawn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Hehe’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd better re_iew my profile after reading this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

say straight but looking for mm men tv ts

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Discreet, genuine, and the ones that say this site is shit....usually the ones that haven’t met anyone x

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By *arksxMan
over a year ago

Leicester / London

Profiles demanding pictures of you....

When their avatar is a silhouette

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By *siancouplehantsCouple
over a year ago

K-PAX

"Silly disclaimers and profiles that have the secret word to insert to prove you’ve actually read their drivel

They do nothing apart from identify people who haven't read site FAQ...

"We've noticed a legal disclaimer paragraph that some people have on their profiles. Should we have one too? What are they about? Do they do any good?

Some people may put non-identifying pics on their public profile but keep face pics private or for friends, for example.""

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

[Removed by poster at 14/07/20 17:46:38]

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I don’t read profiles.

The lounge is pretty cringe these days though."

exactly! Hence why I don’t come on here much anymore......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A heavy cummer

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"I cringe when people describe themselves as good looking or handsome I find it a little vain, I also find cock measurements cringe worthy especially when that's all it says on the profile"

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Phew aren't we a tolerant bunch! Is this the right room for an argument?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arsehole lickers ..you know the ones who buy 2 litre bottles of TCP because they ham that arselicker right in.

They're in the arsehole .

They're in the earhole .

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

Cringe points for photos with the following appearing in shot:-

-More mirror than person in selfie (off centred and out of focus extra)

-Childrens toys _iewed between legs or behind dick

-Used tissues, empty beer bottles, ashtrays or cigarette butts with no ashtray

-Failure to clean genitals properly prior to picture

-View down toilet

-Use of disability toilet for pictures

-pink/feminine nightwear and toiletries in background of 'single' man, ditto childrens activity centre and play mat.

There are more, but these are repeat offenders...

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By *addyBabygirl2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

norwich

"Discreet, genuine, and the ones that say this site is shit....usually the ones that haven’t met anyone x"

Haha I see loads of these from bitter guys saying all the couples and women on here are up themselves

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

People who post status updates that mean fuck all to anyone else but themselves! Why? Just why? Makes people look incredibly needy or silly at times

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

"Stupid cryptic statuses and comments trying to hide digs at people. Grow the fuck up.

Breathe through my ears

Not here to shag the whole site

Quality not quantity

Professional

I could go on .....

I’ll add heavy cummer, well hung and repeater. Good for you! "

Repeater?

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

I don’t have time to list everything. It’s why I don’t look at profiles anymore ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

the word 'snuggles'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Up for anything', 'bi in the right situation/biplayful' and 'can lick pussy for hours' are my pet hates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stupid cryptic statuses and comments trying to hide digs at people. Grow the fuck up.

Absolutely this! Could not of said it better!

We aren't in the playground, grow the fuck up and stop being so pathetic. Say what you need to like the adult you're meant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing really makes me cringe but plenty of things will instantly make me stop looking or reading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a genuine guy" - would you announce it if you weren't?

"Can lick pussy for hours" - god that sounds tedious

"Quality, not quantity" - sure, lol, sure

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Very fussy and selective

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Sucks like a dyson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Babies with earrings."

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By *ustKeepSwinging999Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Grim backgrounds in photos - if your bedroom or bathroom isn't clean, is your dick?

Socks in photos

"I'll fill this in later"

"Single" - but has kids toys or wedding rings in photos

"I'm a professional so can't put up face pics" - I'll hazard a guess that most people on here have some form of job...

Not covering up someone else's face in their BJ pics

Sydney university

"Been on here before" or "was on a couples profile last time" - Who cares, just get on with it.

Essays of requirements.

Rant over!

H x

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Anything that makes me want to reach for the bucket

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"Cringe points for photos with the following appearing in shot:-

-More mirror than person in selfie (off centred and out of focus extra)

-Childrens toys _iewed between legs or behind dick

-Used tissues, empty beer bottles, ashtrays or cigarette butts with no ashtray

-Failure to clean genitals properly prior to picture

-View down toilet

-Use of disability toilet for pictures

-pink/feminine nightwear and toiletries in background of 'single' man, ditto childrens activity centre and play mat.

There are more, but these are repeat offenders...

Why would anyone send a pic of down a toilet?

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Cringe points for photos with the following appearing in shot:-

-More mirror than person in selfie (off centred and out of focus extra)

-Childrens toys _iewed between legs or behind dick

-Used tissues, empty beer bottles, ashtrays or cigarette butts with no ashtray

-Failure to clean genitals properly prior to picture

-View down toilet

-Use of disability toilet for pictures

-pink/feminine nightwear and toiletries in background of 'single' man, ditto childrens activity centre and play mat.

There are more, but these are repeat offenders...

Why would anyone send a pic of down a toilet?"
it’s normally where the bloke has nipped to the bog to take a pic of his willy whilst his wife is in the house but he’s single apparently

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Nawty/norty/discrete/descrete

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Any man who states he is a expert at making women squirt and white knights. I think everything else has been covered

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

The word panties and man cunt (bork)

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

People that constantly remove and then re-post the same pictures - each to their own, but it just smacks of desperation for attention to me, which I find a bit cringe worthy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been on here before so they know how it works.

Only looking for 8"/9"+.

Only looking for BBC.

Only looking for heavy cummers.

Far too close up pussy pictures.

Men's hot pics section - basically just cocks.

Profiles that say entertain me.

I could go on

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By *pecialK88Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Only looking for exceptional men"

Any man who thinks this about himself is clearly up his own arse so why would you meet this person at all.

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By *addyBabygirl2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

norwich

"Been on here before so they know how it works.

This is an odd one that seems very common. I don't quite know what guys are trying to achieve by stating it?

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By *addyBabygirl2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

norwich

Only looking for 8"/9"+.

Only looking for BBC.

Only looking for heavy cummers.

These things are just personal preferences and I dont think can be judged as cringy?

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By *eavenlyWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I won't bite unless you ask me too

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By *uicylucy76Woman
over a year ago

thornton cleveleys

Professional guy... wtf?!?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ...I can lick for hours( dear god no)

When they call themselves sexy or handsome....surely thats for others to decide

Oh loads more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won't bite unless you ask me too

"
oh god yes why just why

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By *siancouplehantsCouple
over a year ago

K-PAX

Great stamina can last for hours

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

When they mention they are better than other members of the site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people announce they are leaving ... like who gives a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won't bite unless you ask me too

oh god yes why just why "
when they say....you look sexier than my gf/with/ partner ( just no)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes: professional (???)

discreet (we all know what that means...). Clearly not if you say you are on your profile!

anything with fun in profile. It's always bad news...

calling me baby /babe or even worse beautiful/gorgeous when you've never seen my face...

using the word "naughty" arrrrrgh can't stand that word. Makes me age every time I read it!

could lick for hours/ promises to make me squirt (I dont want to and even if I wanted you, good luck with that lol)...

And the worst one... I dont bite (unless you ask me to) Aaargh!!

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By *ticky 69Man
over a year ago

Stirling

Those that describe themselves as 'exceptional' and/or are only looking for 'exceptional' people to meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only looking for 8"/9"+.

Only looking for BBC.

Only looking for heavy cummers.

These things are just personal preferences and I dont think can be judged as cringy?"

They are to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puts me off when tgirls say they want you to refer to their arsehole as a "pussy".

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

"Cringe points for photos with the following appearing in shot:-

-More mirror than person in selfie (off centred and out of focus extra)

-Childrens toys _iewed between legs or behind dick

-Used tissues, empty beer bottles, ashtrays or cigarette butts with no ashtray

-Failure to clean genitals properly prior to picture

-View down toilet

-Use of disability toilet for pictures

-pink/feminine nightwear and toiletries in background of 'single' man, ditto childrens activity centre and play mat.

There are more, but these are repeat offenders...

Why would anyone send a pic of down a toilet? it’s normally where the bloke has nipped to the bog to take a pic of his willy whilst his wife is in the house but he’s single apparently

...or is so proud of his chap he doesnt think anyone will see beyond it. Perhaps he wants to show him in its most natural environment, not in presence of a partner (as there is no chance of that) but above a dodgy toilet pan. We have yet to work out why and would gladly pass the research over to another fabber, with stronger stomachs than us...

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By *allcockMan
over a year ago

Westbury

Photos where it shows their rooms are really messy in the back ground.

Tidy up before you start your photo shoot

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

People who complain about bitching/bullying/gossiping but spend half their time taking the piss out of other members.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"People who complain about bitching/bullying/gossiping but spend half their time taking the piss out of other members. "

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By *mooth Operator 07Man
over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys

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By *mooth Operator 07Man
over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys

Attention seeking statements, why?

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By *unmatt888Man
over a year ago

Duns

I want to read an Autotrader ad by these people.

"First to see will buy!"

"Future classic!"

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

Dirty bitten fingernails and bad teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Desperate statuses & copy attempts

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By *meliaeWoman
over a year ago

Chester

“Discreet because the wife/girlfriend doesn’t know” hidden right at the bottom of a massive boring paragraph.

If you’re cheating, be upfront and don’t try sneak it into your profile hoping it’s missed, some of us don’t want to help facilitate that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so cringy but when I see profiles stating that they don't want to recieve messages from anyone who isn't meet verified.

Ffs! that's easy for women to say, but put yourself in a man's shoes when 80% of the messages you send are left un-read.

Yeah okay I'm working on it

help me out here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the first messages i send trying to break the ice tbh hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate fucket lists, can imagine turning up to a meet and seeing someone standing with a clipboard ticking things off as you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hate fucket lists, can imagine turning up to a meet and seeing someone standing with a clipboard ticking things off as you go "

Haha imagine that! Clipboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also really hate the FAB for a fuck thing, what’s that about? Imagine fucking someone just because they fabbed your pic, do people buy this shit.

Mr C

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Pics that largely aren't the profile holder, often where he's less than 10% of a pic. I don't want to see a guys former partners and need to see the actual user to know if they may be fanciable to me. The worst pics for this are where he's hardly visible. I truly cringe with the sex shots anyway but more so when dimbasx blokes don't provide good pics of themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crikey.

One of them nights huh.

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By *addyBabygirl2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

norwich

Some great responses here and so many things from couples and Single women we agree with.

Also from some of the guys but it does seem to be a theme that what couples and single women find cringy are different from single guys.

Seems many single guys find it cringy when people are requesting attributes they dont have, but couples and single are more likely to find single guys presentations of themselves cringy.

I definitely think this thread could help some guys out if they take note of the things that have been said here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excessive flirting with eyelash emojis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone that writes ‘black tits matter’ or ‘black pussy matters’ and yes, we’ve had both in messages a number of times. BLOCKED

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Profiles with masses of text...usually asking what they want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some great responses here and so many things from couples and Single women we agree with.

Also from some of the guys but it does seem to be a theme that what couples and single women find cringy are different from single guys.

Seems many single guys find it cringy when people are requesting attributes they dont have, but couples and single are more likely to find single guys presentations of themselves cringy.

I definitely think this thread could help some guys out if they take note of the things that have been said here."

100%, if more guys actually read profiles they might have a little more luck instead of read&delete.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Not looking for single guys!

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

"Not looking for single guys! "

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By *lasphemouscoupleCouple
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

Old photos,

Will fill in later bios

Clear disregard for preferences

They're the most annoying on here I think. Mrs Blasphemy x

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Snap chat filters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby gender reveal parties, like .... Why, just why??

Oh and attention seekers, but then again it's probably that type who have the gender reveal parties.

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By *addyBabygirl2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

norwich

"Anyone that writes ‘black tits matter’ or ‘black pussy matters’ and yes, we’ve had both in messages a number of times. BLOCKED

OMG that's crazy someone actually thought that was a good idea to write that

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

It's irrational, but there are certain styles of footwear that make me flinch and lose most of my interest in someone.

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

"Baby gender reveal parties, like .... Why, just why??

Oh and attention seekers, but then again it's probably that type who have the gender reveal parties. "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile that have arsed attempts at poetry. I mean what is that all about. Innit

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By *mooth Operator 07Man
over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys

"Anyone that writes ‘black tits matter’ or ‘black pussy matters’ and yes, we’ve had both in messages a number of times. BLOCKED

Disgraceful, I would of done the same, but with a mouth full of abuse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will fill this in later.

They've been on the site for months."

Ain’t that the truth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New profiles with no pics or verifications that ask for a face pic straight away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your married or attached..... yawn. Half the site are. Some of us just admit it. Lol

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"If your married or attached..... yawn. Half the site are. Some of us just admit it. Lol"

Of course half the site is. That's swinging. Otherwise it's just a singles hook up site

. Many seem to think it is though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Sydney University" nonsense."

This. This. This. This.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I meant I’m In the other half..

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By *essica FlabbitWoman
over a year ago

west midlands/shropshire

"Dirty fingernails. Chewed down and yucky."

Yep I agree!

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By *addyBabygirl2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

norwich

Just received probably the most cringy message ever.

Will copy and paste it here below

Kinky question for the ladies....

You are on a night out with your friend, and you chat with another man, one things leads to another and before you know it you panties are wet through and you fuck him whilst you out. He cums in your pussy. You then have 4 options...

1). Go home and sleep it off

2). Go home and sit on your partner face, as he is licking your pussy to tell him what you have done and that he is licking another mans cum.

3). Sit on his dick and use his cum as lube.

4). Bring him back for more fun

Or add your own to the list... let the fun commence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirty fingernails. Chewed down and yucky.

Yep I agree! "

All it takes is a good pair of clippers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything related to the disgusting 2 P's when it comes to sexual enjoyment. Yukk

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

People blatantly fishing for compliments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Legal notices that have no meaning or are gibberish nonsense

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By *meliaeWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Receiving a long explicit message for the first message, not responding... and receiving it again verbatim a few weeks later.

At least switch it up every so often so it’s not quite so obvious you copy and paste the same thing to every profile you like the look of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snapchat filters. Why lie. When you finally meet and your face looks like a bag of spanners.. and you then get annoyed when “he never calls back”. Sorry to sound harsh.

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By *yantico86Man
over a year ago

drumchapel

When they say they don't do bareback but there photos say different

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By *pl83mfCouple
over a year ago

Montreal

Socks in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been here before, veri if you've met me on previous profile.

Yet 6 months down the line still not photoverified, no verifications, and clearly just a way to justify a blank profile.

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

No BS please xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh almost forgot! I don't bite, unless you want me to

Nothing dries up and sews my vagina up quicker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been here before, veri if you've met me on previous profile.

Yet 6 months down the line still not photoverified, no verifications, and clearly just a way to justify a blank profile. "

I’ve never wanted to go to Doncaster before now.

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"People who complain about bitching/bullying/gossiping but spend half their time taking the piss out of other members. "
this

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If your married or attached..... yawn. Half the site are. Some of us just admit it. Lol"

Yawn? I'm sorry, I didn't realise cheating was funny and those who express not wanting to be part of it are boring.

I'll take boring any day of the week. I've been on the end of it, and I nearly ended my life because of it. The damage caused by the deception was huge. Fucking hilarious that.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Photos that you can almost smell, and not in a good way

Any profile that says "cumdump" on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If your married or attached..... yawn. Half the site are. Some of us just admit it. Lol

Yawn? I'm sorry, I didn't realise cheating was funny and those who express not wanting to be part of it are boring.

I'll take boring any day of the week. I've been on the end of it, and I nearly ended my life because of it. The damage caused by the deception was huge. Fucking hilarious that."

Certainly not laughing at your situation. Sounds awful. Glad you appear to be in a better place now.

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