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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What do you think about in the shower, I often pretend I’m being interviewed and use the shower head as a mic, it is good cause often I know what the question’s are before hand so my ad lib replies are well Rehearsed and witty, it’s handy that I also ask the questions, I put a flat cap and glasses on when I ask the questions, Just so it looks like a totally different bloke, but it’s still me. Often when the interview is over I give a knowing wink to an imaginary camera, to show that I’m a bit of a character, that way the women will have me on their unlikely people I’d like to shag list.

What do you get up to in the shower and don’t say wank you cheeky lot, cause you’ll block the plug up ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should seek help

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If I’m doing a football interview, I always start with ‘At the end of the day it was a game of two halves Jim!’ Even though the interviewer is called Phillip, that way we both laugh, I say both, I do the laughing for both of us.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I pretend I’m a backing singer and use the shower head as a mic. I do the cheesy standing still dance moves too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I pretend I’m a backing singer and use the shower head as a mic. I do the cheesy standing still dance moves too.

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That’s a good one, I’m guessing you’re the hot one in the middle ?!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"I pretend I’m a backing singer and use the shower head as a mic. I do the cheesy standing still dance moves too.

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That’s a good one, I’m guessing you’re the hot one in the middle ?! "

Nah, the fat one on the end. Plus I have arms like Mr Tickle so I need the extra space.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I pretend I’m a backing singer and use the shower head as a mic. I do the cheesy standing still dance moves too.

I

That’s a good one, I’m guessing you’re the hot one in the middle ?!

Nah, the fat one on the end. Plus I have arms like Mr Tickle so I need the extra space. "

Haha, but the other two are looking at you Slightly jealously, cause you’re like total taking their thunder cause your vocals range is far superior and stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually pretend to be on a date. How I’m going to talk to her, what I say, and how much I’d admire her smile, then I’d finish off with imagining what happens at the end of the night........ that reminds me I need more shower gel

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