FabSwingers.com forum: Whats the weirdest thing...

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

youve had in your pants?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

crabs....

but got creme and all was well again

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

a cock, and even worse now im a size 16 cause they fit all the cds/tvs lol

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By *am sampsonMan
over a year ago

cwmbran

tell us yours

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"crabs....

but got creme and all was well again"

I was 18 at the time

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"tell us yours

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a ferret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have now a Fork, Kiwi fruit and a roll of electrical tape in my pants. Thus being the weirdest thing in my pants

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

actually it could be a can of , when wr where kids my mum bought some cans of it but said we couldnt have one so i sneaked one out the house in my knickers.

Oh yes and then the guys watch that i didnt find till i went to the loo and it fell out

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I have now a Fork, Kiwi fruit and a roll of electrical tape in my pants. Thus being the weirdest thing in my pants

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i beg to differ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butter!

They always give you hard cold butter portions with your bread roll in restaurants!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"youve had in your pants?

a party and ur all invited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not much room for anything else

(need to get some looser pants)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ice cream and jelly , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bumble bee...never hung my pants outside since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have now a Fork, Kiwi fruit and a roll of electrical tape in my pants. Thus being the weirdest thing in my pants

i beg to differ

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T'is true you have not entered the afore mentioned pant yet!

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales

"not much room for anything else

(need to get some looser pants)"

You better and quick, cos my hands needs to be in there too!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not much room for anything else

(need to get some looser pants)

You better and quick, cos my hands needs to be in there too!!!

might need a hand with a quick evacuation

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales

"not much room for anything else

(need to get some looser pants)

You better and quick, cos my hands needs to be in there too!!!

might need a hand with a quick evacuation

I have 2 hands!!!! Double the quickness!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not much room for anything else

(need to get some looser pants)

You better and quick, cos my hands needs to be in there too!!!

might need a hand with a quick evacuation

I have 2 hands!!!! Double the quickness!!!

i'll leave it in your hands then

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales

"not much room for anything else

(need to get some looser pants)

You better and quick, cos my hands needs to be in there too!!!

might need a hand with a quick evacuation

I have 2 hands!!!! Double the quickness!!!

i'll leave it in your hands then"

You would be totally safe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not much room for anything else

(need to get some looser pants)

You better and quick, cos my hands needs to be in there too!!!

might need a hand with a quick evacuation

I have 2 hands!!!! Double the quickness!!!

i'll leave it in your hands then

You would be totally safe!

really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A vase... My better half to a fancy to one from a pub we were in at the time... Luckily it was only one of the single flower type lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A vase... My better half to a fancy to one from a pub we were in at the time... Luckily it was only one of the single flower type lol

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales

"not much room for anything else

(need to get some looser pants)

You better and quick, cos my hands needs to be in there too!!!

might need a hand with a quick evacuation

I have 2 hands!!!! Double the quickness!!!

i'll leave it in your hands then

You would be totally safe!

really?

Really, really!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not much room for anything else

(need to get some looser pants)

You better and quick, cos my hands needs to be in there too!!!

might need a hand with a quick evacuation

I have 2 hands!!!! Double the quickness!!!

i'll leave it in your hands then

You would be totally safe!

really?

Really, really!!

i'm sure they're shrinking seem to be getting tighter and tighter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big fat bumble bee ....whipped them off quick smart...only issue was i had a painter and decorator in at the time the look on his face was better than mine haha

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