FabSwingers.com forum: Horny housewives reveal yourselves!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Me and Lorenzo would like to get all giddy with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both at the same time? I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Both at the same time? I'm in! "

We're nothing if not generous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Both at the same time? I'm in!

We're nothing if not generous

I'm not a wife though & neither do I do housework...do I still count??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t either of you would have me

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By *killsMan
over a year ago

Never Never Land

"I don’t either of you would have me

Of course they would. I know I would certainly like to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Both at the same time? I'm in!

We're nothing if not generous

I'm not a wife though & neither do I do housework...do I still count??

I'm sure we can find some other jobs for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d say if you’ve ever washed any clothes or done the dishes then sure that’d make you a “house wife” on some level.

If not done either of these things ever... what kind of world do you live in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t either of you would have me

Who are we to turn you down Queenie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I do need my plumbing fixed, Ive sprung a leak.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I do need my plumbing fixed, Ive sprung a leak. "

The level of innuendo is over 9000 with this one

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'm not sure what your definition of a housewife is but I am a wife and I do some of the housework. It is just one of the many roles I have though.

If I wasn't so horny and on fab all the time I think I would be a better housewife though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I do need my plumbing fixed, Ive sprung a leak. "

Are you sure it’s a leek and not just a really big spring onion?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Can I just pretend I’m one I’m quite domesticated il even bake you a cake or would you rather a cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not sure what your definition of a housewife is but I am a wife and I do some of the housework. It is just one of the many roles I have though.

If I wasn't so horny and on fab all the time I think I would be a better housewife though

Close enough

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By *nlimited_Party2020Man
over a year ago

Brighton

"Can I just pretend I’m one I’m quite domesticated il even bake you a cake or would you rather a cheesecake

Sure we can pretend that you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just pretend I’m one I’m quite domesticated il even bake you a cake or would you rather a cheesecake

You can bake! Done deal!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just pretend I’m one I’m quite domesticated il even bake you a cake or would you rather a cheesecake

One Victoria sponge and you're in... or I'm in

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

Back to housewifing since I’ve been made redundant at work...

Here I am.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I just pretend I’m one I’m quite domesticated il even bake you a cake or would you rather a cheesecake

You should know I am a cheesecake and grapes kind of guy by now

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Can I just pretend I’m one I’m quite domesticated il even bake you a cake or would you rather a cheesecake

One Victoria sponge and you're in... or I'm in

Deal it’s my speciality

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Can I just pretend I’m one I’m quite domesticated il even bake you a cake or would you rather a cheesecake

You should know I am a cheesecake and grapes kind of guy by now

Why do you think I mentioned cheesecake

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Hello boys, may I help?!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back to housewifing since I’ve been made redundant at work...

Here I am. "

Sorry to hear about your redundancy. Looking on the plus side though, you don’t have to worry about catching COVID in a work environment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello boys, may I help?!

Jo.Xx "

Lucky lucky lucky boys!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a side note, you don’t often hear of women looking for “hot horny house husbands”.

No point, just a thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello boys, may I help?!

Jo.Xx

Lucky lucky lucky boys!!

Don't worry, we'll do a special fleshlight episode for you P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello boys, may I help?!

Jo.Xx "

Most definitely Jo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello boys, may I help?!

Jo.Xx

Lucky lucky lucky boys!!

Don't worry, we'll do a special fleshlight episode for you P

Morningstar may be treating himself to one. Double fleshlight special

I'm renovating ... can that count towards housework?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello boys, may I help?!

Jo.Xx

Lucky lucky lucky boys!!

Don't worry, we'll do a special fleshlight episode for you P

Morningstar may be treating himself to one. Double fleshlight special

I'm renovating ... can that count towards housework?

You'll certainly have your hands full

Of course it does

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On a side note, you don’t often hear of women looking for “hot horny house husbands”.

No point, just a thought."

They are, I've seen plenty of womens profiles looking exclusively for married men

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