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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being Jim and all you lovely fab people!!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello again my darlings

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim xx "

Milliee you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster. I'm glad you're here. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being Jim and all you lovely fab people!!! Xx"

I'm literally always being Jim. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello again my darlings "

Darling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim xx

Milliee you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster. I'm glad you're here. x"

Woohoo xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being Jim and all you lovely fab people!!! Xx

I'm literally always being Jim. x"

That was meant to be evening haha you can tell I’m on my third night shift in a row! X

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Good evening Jim. Hello everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Op, and all of you guys. How you doing these days?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim xx

Milliee you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster. I'm glad you're here. x

Woohoo xx"

I like to see your woohoo. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" You! Yes you!

I thought of you the other day. I was waiting for the kettle to boil then realised I didn’t switch it on "

Jamie, reading this made me laugh so much!!

Aaawww, love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim xx

Milliee you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster. I'm glad you're here. x

Woohoo xx

I like to see your woohoo. x"

I'll show you my woohoo anytime x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim xx

Milliee you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster. I'm glad you're here. x

Woohoo xx

I like to see your woohoo. x"

And raise you a yoohoo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being Jim and all you lovely fab people!!! Xx

I'm literally always being Jim. x

That was meant to be evening haha you can tell I’m on my third night shift in a row! X"

I knew. You can do it, I think.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being Jim and all you lovely fab people!!! Xx

I'm literally always being Jim. x

That was meant to be evening haha you can tell I’m on my third night shift in a row! X

I knew. You can do it, I think."

Have a kiss. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello again my darlings

Darling. "

I’m being terrorised in my own home by a moth.

He’s taken control of my room. I’m going to have to sleep on the sofa. He keeps dive bombing me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim. Hello everyone."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine all the way in Florida. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Op, and all of you guys. How you doing these days? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dom. I'm not too bad. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim xx

Milliee you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster. I'm glad you're here. x

Woohoo xx

I like to see your woohoo. x

I'll show you my woohoo anytime x"

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello again my darlings

Darling.

I’m being terrorised in my own home by a moth.

He’s taken control of my room. I’m going to have to sleep on the sofa. He keeps dive bombing me. "

Electric tennis racket fly swat!! They work a treat!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being Jim and all you lovely fab people!!! Xx

I'm literally always being Jim. x

That was meant to be evening haha you can tell I’m on my third night shift in a row! X

I knew. You can do it, I think.

Have a kiss. x"

I’m always happy to accept kisses!! Mwah!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello again my darlings

Darling.

I’m being terrorised in my own home by a moth.

He’s taken control of my room. I’m going to have to sleep on the sofa. He keeps dive bombing me. "

Ah, kamikaze moths. Yep, definitely safer on the sofa.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello again my darlings

Darling.

I’m being terrorised in my own home by a moth.

He’s taken control of my room. I’m going to have to sleep on the sofa. He keeps dive bombing me. "

Uh-oh.

Are you not on-call tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello again my darlings

Darling.

I’m being terrorised in my own home by a moth.

He’s taken control of my room. I’m going to have to sleep on the sofa. He keeps dive bombing me.

Electric tennis racket fly swat!! They work a treat!! "

I’m not going to hurt Cuthbert. I’m just going to moan about him. And hope he leaves soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being Jim and all you lovely fab people!!! Xx

I'm literally always being Jim. x

That was meant to be evening haha you can tell I’m on my third night shift in a row! X

I knew. You can do it, I think.

Have a kiss. x

I’m always happy to accept kisses!! Mwah!! X"

Oooo, I like kisses too

Rooting for you on your night shift. Hopefully not operating any heavy machinery :/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello again my darlings

Darling.

I’m being terrorised in my own home by a moth.

He’s taken control of my room. I’m going to have to sleep on the sofa. He keeps dive bombing me.

Ah, kamikaze moths. Yep, definitely safer on the sofa."

Everytime I turn the light off he attacks my phone. I might need to move and let him stay here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Heeeeres, Jonny. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jonny. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello again my darlings

Darling.

I’m being terrorised in my own home by a moth.

He’s taken control of my room. I’m going to have to sleep on the sofa. He keeps dive bombing me. "

Catch it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello again my darlings

Darling.

I’m being terrorised in my own home by a moth.

He’s taken control of my room. I’m going to have to sleep on the sofa. He keeps dive bombing me.

Uh-oh.

Are you not on-call tonight?"

Negative

Only on-call for the late night fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello again my darlings

Darling.

I’m being terrorised in my own home by a moth.

He’s taken control of my room. I’m going to have to sleep on the sofa. He keeps dive bombing me. "

Like a moth to a flame, or lit-up phone screen in this case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello again my darlings

Darling.

I’m being terrorised in my own home by a moth.

He’s taken control of my room. I’m going to have to sleep on the sofa. He keeps dive bombing me.

Catch it "

You have wildly overestimated my physical capabilities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim. Hello everyone."

Evening Lorraine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface "

Sat up watching netflix bored out of my skull and contemplating restringing some guitars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being Jim and all you lovely fab people!!! Xx

I'm literally always being Jim. x

That was meant to be evening haha you can tell I’m on my third night shift in a row! X

I knew. You can do it, I think.

Have a kiss. x

I’m always happy to accept kisses!! Mwah!! X"

Spread kisses please, I am waiting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A male moth can smell a female seven miles away.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello again my darlings

Darling.

I’m being terrorised in my own home by a moth.

He’s taken control of my room. I’m going to have to sleep on the sofa. He keeps dive bombing me.

Uh-oh.

Are you not on-call tonight?

Negative

Only on-call for the late night fun "

Ayyyy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello again my darlings

Darling.

I’m being terrorised in my own home by a moth.

He’s taken control of my room. I’m going to have to sleep on the sofa. He keeps dive bombing me.

Catch it

You have wildly overestimated my physical capabilities. "

Maybe just because night time and you feel not use much energy at this late time. I am sure you’re fit as you’re here fabbing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A male moth can smell a female seven miles away."

Incredible

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface

Sat up watching netflix bored out of my skull and contemplating restringing some guitars"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Vinny. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. I think stringing some guitars sounds like a good idea. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A male moth can smell a female seven miles away."

Female moths or any female? Because if he’s travelled 7 miles I feel bad kicking him out.

Also, it would be the most romantic thing that’s happened to me this year. Which is all sorts of sad.

However.

I have a first date on Wednesday. I’ve told him if it goes well I will be planning for a spring wedding. He wasn’t put off by this so I think he’s a keeper. Also, just to clarify, he’s a people not a moth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's been alot of angry people on here today...

Is everyone ok???

X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A male moth can smell a female seven miles away.

Incredible "

They don't have nostrils, they use their antennae to detect odour molecules.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello again my darlings "

HEY!!! I’ve missed you pretty lady!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A male moth can smell a female seven miles away.

Female moths or any female? Because if he’s travelled 7 miles I feel bad kicking him out.

Also, it would be the most romantic thing that’s happened to me this year. Which is all sorts of sad.

However.

I have a first date on Wednesday. I’ve told him if it goes well I will be planning for a spring wedding. He wasn’t put off by this so I think he’s a keeper. Also, just to clarify, he’s a people not a moth. "

The moth should be happy for you then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello again my darlings

Darling.

I’m being terrorised in my own home by a moth.

He’s taken control of my room. I’m going to have to sleep on the sofa. He keeps dive bombing me.

Catch it

You have wildly overestimated my physical capabilities.

Maybe just because night time and you feel not use much energy at this late time. I am sure you’re fit as you’re here fabbing "

Today I got a stitch from tying my shoe laces. I can assure you, the moth would best me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being Jim and all you lovely fab people!!! Xx

I'm literally always being Jim. x

That was meant to be evening haha you can tell I’m on my third night shift in a row! X

I knew. You can do it, I think.

Have a kiss. x

I’m always happy to accept kisses!! Mwah!! X

Spread kisses please, I am waiting "

Kiss kiss kiss! MWAH! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening all xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening/morning/some time of day everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all xxx"

Hey you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello again my darlings

HEY!!! I’ve missed you pretty lady! "

hello pretty cat lady!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all xxx

Hey you xx "

Hey sub princess #eyelashenvy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its bloody muggy tonight.

I am concerned however of inviting critters in if I open the window.

New tattoo day tommorow though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A male moth can smell a female seven miles away.

Female moths or any female? Because if he’s travelled 7 miles I feel bad kicking him out.

Also, it would be the most romantic thing that’s happened to me this year. Which is all sorts of sad.

However.

I have a first date on Wednesday. I’ve told him if it goes well I will be planning for a spring wedding. He wasn’t put off by this so I think he’s a keeper. Also, just to clarify, he’s a people not a moth. "

Well my source simply said female. So you should feel bad, he'd flown all the way from Gosport. That's a lot of flapping for little wings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all xxx

Hey you xx

Hey sub princess #eyelashenvy! "

Hope you're well xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A male moth can smell a female seven miles away.

Incredible

They don't have nostrils, they use their antennae to detect odour molecules."

Sensational creature

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's been alot of angry people on here today...

Is everyone ok???

X"

I'm better for having you around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all xxx

Hey you xx

Hey sub princess #eyelashenvy!

Hope you're well xx"

Yes I’m good ta, how are you? More to the point... how sub are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A male moth can smell a female seven miles away.

Female moths or any female? Because if he’s travelled 7 miles I feel bad kicking him out.

Also, it would be the most romantic thing that’s happened to me this year. Which is all sorts of sad.

However.

I have a first date on Wednesday. I’ve told him if it goes well I will be planning for a spring wedding. He wasn’t put off by this so I think he’s a keeper. Also, just to clarify, he’s a people not a moth.

Well my source simply said female. So you should feel bad, he'd flown all the way from Gosport. That's a lot of flapping for little wings."

Thank you for this. Now I feel really bad so not only have I given him free reign of my room, I’m now also getting him sugar water.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening all xxx"

Charli! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Charli. It's about bloody time we saw you. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's been alot of angry people on here today...

Is everyone ok???

X

I'm better for having you around. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all xxx

Hey you xx

Hey sub princess #eyelashenvy!

Hope you're well xx

Yes I’m good ta, how are you? More to the point... how sub are you? "

Haha ooo depends who I'm knelt infront of xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening/morning/some time of day everyone "

I think it's still evening. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Honeymonster. Happy Tuesday!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its bloody muggy tonight.

I am concerned however of inviting critters in if I open the window.

New tattoo day tommorow though"

It is muggy. But I'm okay with the windows shut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening/morning/some time of day everyone

I think it's still evening. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Honeymonster. Happy Tuesday!"

Happy Tuesday to yourself! How is everyone doing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all xxx

Hey you xx

Hey sub princess #eyelashenvy!

Hope you're well xx

Yes I’m good ta, how are you? More to the point... how sub are you?

Haha ooo depends who I'm knelt infront of xx"

I need to show you my office! And fear not I am so guessing we only have laughter compatibility x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all xxx

Hey you xx

Hey sub princess #eyelashenvy!

Hope you're well xx

Yes I’m good ta, how are you? More to the point... how sub are you?

Haha ooo depends who I'm knelt infront of xx"

Good you know, I don’t know how Dom I am

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A male moth can smell a female seven miles away.

Incredible

They don't have nostrils, they use their antennae to detect odour molecules.

Sensational creature "

Well deserving of sugar water from a hopeless romantic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all xxx

Charli! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Charli. It's about bloody time we saw you. x"

Awww Jim, long time no speak! #airkisses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all xxx

Hey you xx

Hey sub princess #eyelashenvy!

Hope you're well xx

Yes I’m good ta, how are you? More to the point... how sub are you?

Haha ooo depends who I'm knelt infront of xx

Good you know, I don’t know how Dom I am "

Oh I have to ask... what makes you Dom? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all xxx

Hey you xx

Hey sub princess #eyelashenvy!

Hope you're well xx

Yes I’m good ta, how are you? More to the point... how sub are you?

Haha ooo depends who I'm knelt infront of xx

I need to show you my office! And fear not I am so guessing we only have laughter compatibility x"

Is that the office you shown me before with lots of other secret fun rooms? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all xxx

Hey you xx

Hey sub princess #eyelashenvy!

Hope you're well xx

Yes I’m good ta, how are you? More to the point... how sub are you?

Haha ooo depends who I'm knelt infront of xx

Good you know, I don’t know how Dom I am

Oh I have to ask... what makes you Dom? X"

A sup lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all xxx

Hey you xx

Hey sub princess #eyelashenvy!

Hope you're well xx

Yes I’m good ta, how are you? More to the point... how sub are you?

Haha ooo depends who I'm knelt infront of xx

I need to show you my office! And fear not I am so guessing we only have laughter compatibility x

Is that the office you shown me before with lots of other secret fun rooms? xx"

That would be the baby! Lockdown has created a few new rooms! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A male moth can smell a female seven miles away.

Female moths or any female? Because if he’s travelled 7 miles I feel bad kicking him out.

Also, it would be the most romantic thing that’s happened to me this year. Which is all sorts of sad.

However.

I have a first date on Wednesday. I’ve told him if it goes well I will be planning for a spring wedding. He wasn’t put off by this so I think he’s a keeper. Also, just to clarify, he’s a people not a moth.

Well my source simply said female. So you should feel bad, he'd flown all the way from Gosport. That's a lot of flapping for little wings.

Thank you for this. Now I feel really bad so not only have I given him free reign of my room, I’m now also getting him sugar water."

He's a very happy Cuthbert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all xxx

Hey you xx

Hey sub princess #eyelashenvy!

Hope you're well xx

Yes I’m good ta, how are you? More to the point... how sub are you?

Haha ooo depends who I'm knelt infront of xx

I need to show you my office! And fear not I am so guessing we only have laughter compatibility x

Is that the office you shown me before with lots of other secret fun rooms? xx

That would be the baby! Lockdown has created a few new rooms! X"

Ooo exciting xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening/morning/some time of day everyone

I think it's still evening. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Honeymonster. Happy Tuesday!

Happy Tuesday to yourself! How is everyone doing?"

I'm good. How the flip are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all xxx

Hey you xx

Hey sub princess #eyelashenvy!

Hope you're well xx

Yes I’m good ta, how are you? More to the point... how sub are you?

Haha ooo depends who I'm knelt infront of xx

I need to show you my office! And fear not I am so guessing we only have laughter compatibility x

Is that the office you shown me before with lots of other secret fun rooms? xx

That would be the baby! Lockdown has created a few new rooms! X

Ooo exciting xx "

Indeed... but, I now really need to stop shopping!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening all xxx

Charli! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Charli. It's about bloody time we saw you. x

Awww Jim, long time no speak! #airkisses"

Mwah mwah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening/morning/some time of day everyone

I think it's still evening. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Honeymonster. Happy Tuesday!

Happy Tuesday to yourself! How is everyone doing?

I'm good. How the flip are you?"

Aye not too bad, counting the minutes until work is done and I can get into bed!

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over a year ago


"Good evening all xxx

Hey you xx

Hey sub princess #eyelashenvy!

Hope you're well xx

Yes I’m good ta, how are you? More to the point... how sub are you?

Haha ooo depends who I'm knelt infront of xx

I need to show you my office! And fear not I am so guessing we only have laughter compatibility x

Is that the office you shown me before with lots of other secret fun rooms? xx

That would be the baby! Lockdown has created a few new rooms! X

Ooo exciting xx

Indeed... but, I now really need to stop shopping! "

Haha I tell myself the same buying underwear xx

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"Good evening all xxx

Hey you xx

Hey sub princess #eyelashenvy!

Hope you're well xx

Yes I’m good ta, how are you? More to the point... how sub are you?

Haha ooo depends who I'm knelt infront of xx

I need to show you my office! And fear not I am so guessing we only have laughter compatibility x

Is that the office you shown me before with lots of other secret fun rooms? xx

That would be the baby! Lockdown has created a few new rooms! X

Ooo exciting xx

Indeed... but, I now really need to stop shopping!

Haha I tell myself the same buying underwear xx"

Surely one can never have enough underwear

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over a year ago


"Good evening/morning/some time of day everyone

I think it's still evening. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Honeymonster. Happy Tuesday!

Happy Tuesday to yourself! How is everyone doing?

I'm good. How the flip are you?

Aye not too bad, counting the minutes until work is done and I can get into bed!"

I hope your shift passes quickly. I said shift.

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"Good evening all xxx

Hey you xx

Hey sub princess #eyelashenvy!

Hope you're well xx

Yes I’m good ta, how are you? More to the point... how sub are you?

Haha ooo depends who I'm knelt infront of xx

I need to show you my office! And fear not I am so guessing we only have laughter compatibility x

Is that the office you shown me before with lots of other secret fun rooms? xx

That would be the baby! Lockdown has created a few new rooms! X

Ooo exciting xx

Indeed... but, I now really need to stop shopping!

Haha I tell myself the same buying underwear xx

Surely one can never have enough underwear "

I like your thinking

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

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over a year ago


"Good evening all xxx

Hey you xx

Hey sub princess #eyelashenvy!

Hope you're well xx

Yes I’m good ta, how are you? More to the point... how sub are you?

Haha ooo depends who I'm knelt infront of xx

I need to show you my office! And fear not I am so guessing we only have laughter compatibility x

Is that the office you shown me before with lots of other secret fun rooms? xx

That would be the baby! Lockdown has created a few new rooms! X

Ooo exciting xx

Indeed... but, I now really need to stop shopping!

Haha I tell myself the same buying underwear xx

Surely one can never have enough underwear "

Trust me... one can!

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over a year ago


""

Good evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello again my darlings

HEY!!! I’ve missed you pretty lady!

hello pretty cat lady! "

Meow!! So glad you’re back! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""

I can see you. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lisa. Smileyface

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over a year ago


"Good evening/morning/some time of day everyone

I think it's still evening. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Honeymonster. Happy Tuesday!

Happy Tuesday to yourself! How is everyone doing?

I'm good. How the flip are you?

Aye not too bad, counting the minutes until work is done and I can get into bed!

I hope your shift passes quickly. I said shift."

Not much longer now! Ahh I can almost taste the rum and feel the pillows.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

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"

I can see you. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lisa. Smileyface"

Argh..busted!

Good evening Jim xx

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over a year ago


"Good evening/morning/some time of day everyone

I think it's still evening. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Honeymonster. Happy Tuesday!

Happy Tuesday to yourself! How is everyone doing?

I'm good. How the flip are you?

Aye not too bad, counting the minutes until work is done and I can get into bed!

I hope your shift passes quickly. I said shift.

Not much longer now! Ahh I can almost taste the rum and feel the pillows. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I can see you. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lisa. Smileyface

Argh..busted!

Good evening Jim xx "

How are you? x

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"Good evening/morning/some time of day everyone

I think it's still evening. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Honeymonster. Happy Tuesday!

Happy Tuesday to yourself! How is everyone doing?

I'm good. How the flip are you?

Aye not too bad, counting the minutes until work is done and I can get into bed!

I hope your shift passes quickly. I said shift.

Not much longer now! Ahh I can almost taste the rum and feel the pillows. "

What job honey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did it get to two am allready, it was friday five minutes ago

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over a year ago


"Good evening/morning/some time of day everyone

I think it's still evening. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Honeymonster. Happy Tuesday!

Happy Tuesday to yourself! How is everyone doing?

I'm good. How the flip are you?

Aye not too bad, counting the minutes until work is done and I can get into bed!

I hope your shift passes quickly. I said shift.

Not much longer now! Ahh I can almost taste the rum and feel the pillows.

What job honey?"

I’m a truck driver, lots of stops tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I’m winning tonight! Just found a stray biscuit in my work bag!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How did it get to two am allready, it was friday five minutes ago"

I know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh I’m winning tonight! Just found a stray biscuit in my work bag!"

What a night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I’m winning tonight! Just found a stray biscuit in my work bag!"

Bonus bag biscuit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made my night that has!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Made my night that has!"

Easily pleased haha

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By (user no longer on site)
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"Made my night that has!

Easily pleased haha"

Hey, at this time of night I’ll take anything I can get haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I’m winning tonight! Just found a stray biscuit in my work bag!

Bonus bag biscuit!

"

Was it covered in fluff?

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over a year ago


"Made my night that has!

Easily pleased haha

Hey, at this time of night I’ll take anything I can get haha"

Wouldn't most () x

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

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"

I can see you. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lisa. Smileyface

Argh..busted!

Good evening Jim xx

How are you? x"

Good thank you. How about your lovely self? x

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"Oh I’m winning tonight! Just found a stray biscuit in my work bag!

Bonus bag biscuit!

Was it covered in fluff?"

Nope, still pristine in its wrapper. Well, it was...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi night owls????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What sort of biscuit is it? We're all wondering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Made my night that has!

Easily pleased haha

Hey, at this time of night I’ll take anything I can get haha

Wouldn't most () x"

Absolutely!

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over a year ago


"

I can see you. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lisa. Smileyface

Argh..busted!

Good evening Jim xx

How are you? x

Good thank you. How about your lovely self? x"

Excellent. I'm good as well, thank you. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi night owls???? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jan. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

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over a year ago


"What sort of biscuit is it? We're all wondering."

It was a gold biscuit, and it was delicious!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

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"Made my night that has!"

#WinningAtNightshift

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over a year ago


"Made my night that has!

Easily pleased haha

Hey, at this time of night I’ll take anything I can get haha

Wouldn't most () x"

Most would

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"Good evening/morning/some time of day everyone

I think it's still evening. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Honeymonster. Happy Tuesday!

Happy Tuesday to yourself! How is everyone doing?

I'm good. How the flip are you?

Aye not too bad, counting the minutes until work is done and I can get into bed!

I hope your shift passes quickly. I said shift.

Not much longer now! Ahh I can almost taste the rum and feel the pillows.

What job honey?

I’m a truck driver, lots of stops tonight"

Lol... and why the hell not! Gotta love a man in a big rig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Made my night that has!

#WinningAtNightshift "

Poor you bab

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

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"

I can see you. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lisa. Smileyface

Argh..busted!

Good evening Jim xx

How are you? x

Good thank you. How about your lovely self? x

Excellent. I'm good as well, thank you. x"

That's the niceties out of the way..fancy a snog?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

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"Made my night that has!

#WinningAtNightshift

Poor you bab"

?

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By *hubbyfatcockMan
over a year ago

Sutton

Holiday in Liverpool had a night out but back in not d*unk, not many places left open and no luck finding someone to share some fun times and memories with. Maybe tomorrow x

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over a year ago


"

I can see you. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lisa. Smileyface

Argh..busted!

Good evening Jim xx

How are you? x

Good thank you. How about your lovely self? x

Excellent. I'm good as well, thank you. x

That's the niceties out of the way..fancy a snog? "

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over a year ago


"Holiday in Liverpool had a night out but back in not d*unk, not many places left open and no luck finding someone to share some fun times and memories with. Maybe tomorrow x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pleasure. Maybe tomorrow.

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"Good evening/morning/some time of day everyone

I think it's still evening. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Honeymonster. Happy Tuesday!

Happy Tuesday to yourself! How is everyone doing?

I'm good. How the flip are you?

Aye not too bad, counting the minutes until work is done and I can get into bed!

I hope your shift passes quickly. I said shift.

Not much longer now! Ahh I can almost taste the rum and feel the pillows.

What job honey?

I’m a truck driver, lots of stops tonight

Lol... and why the hell not! Gotta love a man in a big rig "

Just casually rolling up to the local dogging spot in a 60 foot truck. Nothing to see here...now that I’ve stolen all the parking spaces

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By *hubbyfatcockMan
over a year ago

Sutton

Can dream! Open to ideas as to how to spend the time but who knows where life can take us

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over a year ago

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all "

Aloha!

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over a year ago


"Morning all "

Hello!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some turtles can breathe out of their butts

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Some turtles can breathe out of their butts "

How

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"Some turtles can breathe out of their butts

How"

I don’t know. If I meet a turtle, I’ll ask

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over a year ago

There's a turtle living in a pool in Shrewsbury.

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"There's a turtle living in a pool in Shrewsbury."

What’s his name? How did he get there? Are turtles native to Shrewsbury?!

I have so many questions

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"There's a turtle living in a pool in Shrewsbury.

What’s his name? How did he get there? Are turtles native to Shrewsbury?!

I have so many questions "

Barry I think

And only on Tuesdays.

I reckon they have been plotting a violent coup personally, mark my words. Soon we will be living under turtle tyranny

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Some turtles can breathe out of their butts

How

I don’t know. If I meet a turtle, I’ll ask "

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over a year ago


"There's a turtle living in a pool in Shrewsbury.

What’s his name? How did he get there? Are turtles native to Shrewsbury?!

I have so many questions "

Does he breathe out of his butt? The theory is he's a discarded pet.

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over a year ago


"There's a turtle living in a pool in Shrewsbury.

What’s his name? How did he get there? Are turtles native to Shrewsbury?!

I have so many questions

Barry I think

And only on Tuesdays.

I reckon they have been plotting a violent coup personally, mark my words. Soon we will be living under turtle tyranny"

Great name for a band, Turtle Tyranny.

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"There's a turtle living in a pool in Shrewsbury.

What’s his name? How did he get there? Are turtles native to Shrewsbury?!

I have so many questions

Does he breathe out of his butt? The theory is he's a discarded pet. "

I don’t know. You will know him better, it might be better coming from you if we’re going to ask the question.

I hope he wasn’t a discarded pet. That’s very sad.

Although Vinny has made an excellent point about the Great Turtle Plot

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over a year ago


"There's a turtle living in a pool in Shrewsbury.

What’s his name? How did he get there? Are turtles native to Shrewsbury?!

I have so many questions

Does he breathe out of his butt? The theory is he's a discarded pet.

I don’t know. You will know him better, it might be better coming from you if we’re going to ask the question.

I hope he wasn’t a discarded pet. That’s very sad.

Although Vinny has made an excellent point about the Great Turtle Plot "

*Nods*

I know.

Anything could happen in 2020. Lemon is living in the future. We can ask Lemon about the turtles.

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"There's a turtle living in a pool in Shrewsbury.

What’s his name? How did he get there? Are turtles native to Shrewsbury?!

I have so many questions

Does he breathe out of his butt? The theory is he's a discarded pet.

I don’t know. You will know him better, it might be better coming from you if we’re going to ask the question.

I hope he wasn’t a discarded pet. That’s very sad.

Although Vinny has made an excellent point about the Great Turtle Plot

*Nods*

I know.

Anything could happen in 2020. Lemon is living in the future. We can ask Lemon about the turtles."

I had a milkshake related accident the other day. I should tell her about it when we’re asking what the turtle situation is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's a turtle living in a pool in Shrewsbury.

What’s his name? How did he get there? Are turtles native to Shrewsbury?!

I have so many questions

Does he breathe out of his butt? The theory is he's a discarded pet.

I don’t know. You will know him better, it might be better coming from you if we’re going to ask the question.

I hope he wasn’t a discarded pet. That’s very sad.

Although Vinny has made an excellent point about the Great Turtle Plot

*Nods*

I know.

Anything could happen in 2020. Lemon is living in the future. We can ask Lemon about the turtles.

I had a milkshake related accident the other day. I should tell her about it when we’re asking what the turtle situation is "

I hope you're not too shaken up.

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"There's a turtle living in a pool in Shrewsbury.

What’s his name? How did he get there? Are turtles native to Shrewsbury?!

I have so many questions

Does he breathe out of his butt? The theory is he's a discarded pet.

I don’t know. You will know him better, it might be better coming from you if we’re going to ask the question.

I hope he wasn’t a discarded pet. That’s very sad.

Although Vinny has made an excellent point about the Great Turtle Plot

*Nods*

I know.

Anything could happen in 2020. Lemon is living in the future. We can ask Lemon about the turtles.

I had a milkshake related accident the other day. I should tell her about it when we’re asking what the turtle situation is

I hope you're not too shaken up."

That’s a bit of a trigger word to be honest, Jim.

I was checking in the fridge to see what I needed from Sainsbury’s, noticed I was low on milk. Decided that with the remaining milk, I would make a milkshake. Being the genius that I am, I thought I would put the milkshake powder straight in the bottle and shake it so I could make fluffy milkshake. I did that, but I didn’t put the lid on the bottle properly.

It. Was. Carnage.

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over a year ago


"There's a turtle living in a pool in Shrewsbury.

What’s his name? How did he get there? Are turtles native to Shrewsbury?!

I have so many questions

Does he breathe out of his butt? The theory is he's a discarded pet.

I don’t know. You will know him better, it might be better coming from you if we’re going to ask the question.

I hope he wasn’t a discarded pet. That’s very sad.

Although Vinny has made an excellent point about the Great Turtle Plot

*Nods*

I know.

Anything could happen in 2020. Lemon is living in the future. We can ask Lemon about the turtles.

I had a milkshake related accident the other day. I should tell her about it when we’re asking what the turtle situation is

I hope you're not too shaken up.

That’s a bit of a trigger word to be honest, Jim.

I was checking in the fridge to see what I needed from Sainsbury’s, noticed I was low on milk. Decided that with the remaining milk, I would make a milkshake. Being the genius that I am, I thought I would put the milkshake powder straight in the bottle and shake it so I could make fluffy milkshake. I did that, but I didn’t put the lid on the bottle properly.

It. Was. Carnage. "

Oh, Jamie. As soon as I read about the milkshake powder going into the bottle, I knew what was coming. It was like watching an episode of Casualty.

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over a year ago


"There's a turtle living in a pool in Shrewsbury.

What’s his name? How did he get there? Are turtles native to Shrewsbury?!

I have so many questions

Does he breathe out of his butt? The theory is he's a discarded pet.

I don’t know. You will know him better, it might be better coming from you if we’re going to ask the question.

I hope he wasn’t a discarded pet. That’s very sad.

Although Vinny has made an excellent point about the Great Turtle Plot

*Nods*

I know.

Anything could happen in 2020. Lemon is living in the future. We can ask Lemon about the turtles.

I had a milkshake related accident the other day. I should tell her about it when we’re asking what the turtle situation is

I hope you're not too shaken up.

That’s a bit of a trigger word to be honest, Jim.

I was checking in the fridge to see what I needed from Sainsbury’s, noticed I was low on milk. Decided that with the remaining milk, I would make a milkshake. Being the genius that I am, I thought I would put the milkshake powder straight in the bottle and shake it so I could make fluffy milkshake. I did that, but I didn’t put the lid on the bottle properly.

It. Was. Carnage.

Oh, Jamie. As soon as I read about the milkshake powder going into the bottle, I knew what was coming. It was like watching an episode of Casualty."

I wish I saw it coming. And I wish I wasn’t such a vigorous milkshake shaker. It went everywhere. I didn’t even have a milkshake for after the long winded clean up process. I was very disappointed in myself

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over a year ago

Hi fabbers! New to this forum. How r all you sexy ladies tonight? Want to chat with new ppl. Msg us xxx

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"There's a turtle living in a pool in Shrewsbury.

What’s his name? How did he get there? Are turtles native to Shrewsbury?!

I have so many questions

Does he breathe out of his butt? The theory is he's a discarded pet.

I don’t know. You will know him better, it might be better coming from you if we’re going to ask the question.

I hope he wasn’t a discarded pet. That’s very sad.

Although Vinny has made an excellent point about the Great Turtle Plot

*Nods*

I know.

Anything could happen in 2020. Lemon is living in the future. We can ask Lemon about the turtles.

I had a milkshake related accident the other day. I should tell her about it when we’re asking what the turtle situation is

I hope you're not too shaken up.

That’s a bit of a trigger word to be honest, Jim.

I was checking in the fridge to see what I needed from Sainsbury’s, noticed I was low on milk. Decided that with the remaining milk, I would make a milkshake. Being the genius that I am, I thought I would put the milkshake powder straight in the bottle and shake it so I could make fluffy milkshake. I did that, but I didn’t put the lid on the bottle properly.

It. Was. Carnage.

Oh, Jamie. As soon as I read about the milkshake powder going into the bottle, I knew what was coming. It was like watching an episode of Casualty."

Did it bring all the boys to the yard?

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over a year ago


"There's a turtle living in a pool in Shrewsbury.

What’s his name? How did he get there? Are turtles native to Shrewsbury?!

I have so many questions

Does he breathe out of his butt? The theory is he's a discarded pet.

I don’t know. You will know him better, it might be better coming from you if we’re going to ask the question.

I hope he wasn’t a discarded pet. That’s very sad.

Although Vinny has made an excellent point about the Great Turtle Plot

*Nods*

I know.

Anything could happen in 2020. Lemon is living in the future. We can ask Lemon about the turtles.

I had a milkshake related accident the other day. I should tell her about it when we’re asking what the turtle situation is

I hope you're not too shaken up.

That’s a bit of a trigger word to be honest, Jim.

I was checking in the fridge to see what I needed from Sainsbury’s, noticed I was low on milk. Decided that with the remaining milk, I would make a milkshake. Being the genius that I am, I thought I would put the milkshake powder straight in the bottle and shake it so I could make fluffy milkshake. I did that, but I didn’t put the lid on the bottle properly.

It. Was. Carnage.

Oh, Jamie. As soon as I read about the milkshake powder going into the bottle, I knew what was coming. It was like watching an episode of Casualty.

Did it bring all the boys to the yard?"

Sadly not Vinny. There was milkshake everywhere and yet no sightings of boys in my yard.

It was chocolate milkshake. Maybe next time I’ll decorate my kitchen in strawberry milkshake and hope for a better outcome

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over a year ago


"There's a turtle living in a pool in Shrewsbury.

What’s his name? How did he get there? Are turtles native to Shrewsbury?!

I have so many questions

Does he breathe out of his butt? The theory is he's a discarded pet.

I don’t know. You will know him better, it might be better coming from you if we’re going to ask the question.

I hope he wasn’t a discarded pet. That’s very sad.

Although Vinny has made an excellent point about the Great Turtle Plot

*Nods*

I know.

Anything could happen in 2020. Lemon is living in the future. We can ask Lemon about the turtles.

I had a milkshake related accident the other day. I should tell her about it when we’re asking what the turtle situation is

I hope you're not too shaken up.

That’s a bit of a trigger word to be honest, Jim.

I was checking in the fridge to see what I needed from Sainsbury’s, noticed I was low on milk. Decided that with the remaining milk, I would make a milkshake. Being the genius that I am, I thought I would put the milkshake powder straight in the bottle and shake it so I could make fluffy milkshake. I did that, but I didn’t put the lid on the bottle properly.

It. Was. Carnage.

Oh, Jamie. As soon as I read about the milkshake powder going into the bottle, I knew what was coming. It was like watching an episode of Casualty.

Did it bring all the boys to the yard?

Sadly not Vinny. There was milkshake everywhere and yet no sightings of boys in my yard.

It was chocolate milkshake. Maybe next time I’ll decorate my kitchen in strawberry milkshake and hope for a better outcome "
true story, I was once dared to attempt consumption of a milkshake while performing a free fall. I failed horrifically and had the pleasure of being covered ,in a very warm climate for the entire journey home.

Since then ,I have been somewhat paranoid of milkshake .

I see how it sees me

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over a year ago


"There's a turtle living in a pool in Shrewsbury.

What’s his name? How did he get there? Are turtles native to Shrewsbury?!

I have so many questions

Does he breathe out of his butt? The theory is he's a discarded pet.

I don’t know. You will know him better, it might be better coming from you if we’re going to ask the question.

I hope he wasn’t a discarded pet. That’s very sad.

Although Vinny has made an excellent point about the Great Turtle Plot

*Nods*

I know.

Anything could happen in 2020. Lemon is living in the future. We can ask Lemon about the turtles.

I had a milkshake related accident the other day. I should tell her about it when we’re asking what the turtle situation is

I hope you're not too shaken up.

That’s a bit of a trigger word to be honest, Jim.

I was checking in the fridge to see what I needed from Sainsbury’s, noticed I was low on milk. Decided that with the remaining milk, I would make a milkshake. Being the genius that I am, I thought I would put the milkshake powder straight in the bottle and shake it so I could make fluffy milkshake. I did that, but I didn’t put the lid on the bottle properly.

It. Was. Carnage.

Oh, Jamie. As soon as I read about the milkshake powder going into the bottle, I knew what was coming. It was like watching an episode of Casualty.

Did it bring all the boys to the yard?

Sadly not Vinny. There was milkshake everywhere and yet no sightings of boys in my yard.

It was chocolate milkshake. Maybe next time I’ll decorate my kitchen in strawberry milkshake and hope for a better outcome true story, I was once dared to attempt consumption of a milkshake while performing a free fall. I failed horrifically and had the pleasure of being covered ,in a very warm climate for the entire journey home.

Since then ,I have been somewhat paranoid of milkshake .

I see how it sees me "

You are the gift that keeps on giving aren’t you.

There needs to be a milkshake survivor support group.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"There's a turtle living in a pool in Shrewsbury.

What’s his name? How did he get there? Are turtles native to Shrewsbury?!

I have so many questions

Does he breathe out of his butt? The theory is he's a discarded pet.

I don’t know. You will know him better, it might be better coming from you if we’re going to ask the question.

I hope he wasn’t a discarded pet. That’s very sad.

Although Vinny has made an excellent point about the Great Turtle Plot

*Nods*

I know.

Anything could happen in 2020. Lemon is living in the future. We can ask Lemon about the turtles.

I had a milkshake related accident the other day. I should tell her about it when we’re asking what the turtle situation is

I hope you're not too shaken up.

That’s a bit of a trigger word to be honest, Jim.

I was checking in the fridge to see what I needed from Sainsbury’s, noticed I was low on milk. Decided that with the remaining milk, I would make a milkshake. Being the genius that I am, I thought I would put the milkshake powder straight in the bottle and shake it so I could make fluffy milkshake. I did that, but I didn’t put the lid on the bottle properly.

It. Was. Carnage.

Oh, Jamie. As soon as I read about the milkshake powder going into the bottle, I knew what was coming. It was like watching an episode of Casualty.

Did it bring all the boys to the yard?

Sadly not Vinny. There was milkshake everywhere and yet no sightings of boys in my yard.

It was chocolate milkshake. Maybe next time I’ll decorate my kitchen in strawberry milkshake and hope for a better outcome "

If you add strawberry in one corner, vanilla in another, to go with the existing chocolate, and then leave the fridge door open, you'll have got a Neapolitan Ice-cream kitchen...

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over a year ago


"There's a turtle living in a pool in Shrewsbury.

What’s his name? How did he get there? Are turtles native to Shrewsbury?!

I have so many questions

Does he breathe out of his butt? The theory is he's a discarded pet.

I don’t know. You will know him better, it might be better coming from you if we’re going to ask the question.

I hope he wasn’t a discarded pet. That’s very sad.

Although Vinny has made an excellent point about the Great Turtle Plot

*Nods*

I know.

Anything could happen in 2020. Lemon is living in the future. We can ask Lemon about the turtles.

I had a milkshake related accident the other day. I should tell her about it when we’re asking what the turtle situation is

I hope you're not too shaken up.

That’s a bit of a trigger word to be honest, Jim.

I was checking in the fridge to see what I needed from Sainsbury’s, noticed I was low on milk. Decided that with the remaining milk, I would make a milkshake. Being the genius that I am, I thought I would put the milkshake powder straight in the bottle and shake it so I could make fluffy milkshake. I did that, but I didn’t put the lid on the bottle properly.

It. Was. Carnage.

Oh, Jamie. As soon as I read about the milkshake powder going into the bottle, I knew what was coming. It was like watching an episode of Casualty.

Did it bring all the boys to the yard?

Sadly not Vinny. There was milkshake everywhere and yet no sightings of boys in my yard.

It was chocolate milkshake. Maybe next time I’ll decorate my kitchen in strawberry milkshake and hope for a better outcome true story, I was once dared to attempt consumption of a milkshake while performing a free fall. I failed horrifically and had the pleasure of being covered ,in a very warm climate for the entire journey home.

Since then ,I have been somewhat paranoid of milkshake .

I see how it sees me

You are the gift that keeps on giving aren’t you.

There needs to be a milkshake survivor support group. "

I would definetly attend every meeting and no mistake.

The nightmares haunt me still.

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over a year ago


"There's a turtle living in a pool in Shrewsbury.

What’s his name? How did he get there? Are turtles native to Shrewsbury?!

I have so many questions

Does he breathe out of his butt? The theory is he's a discarded pet.

I don’t know. You will know him better, it might be better coming from you if we’re going to ask the question.

I hope he wasn’t a discarded pet. That’s very sad.

Although Vinny has made an excellent point about the Great Turtle Plot

*Nods*

I know.

Anything could happen in 2020. Lemon is living in the future. We can ask Lemon about the turtles.

I had a milkshake related accident the other day. I should tell her about it when we’re asking what the turtle situation is

I hope you're not too shaken up.

That’s a bit of a trigger word to be honest, Jim.

I was checking in the fridge to see what I needed from Sainsbury’s, noticed I was low on milk. Decided that with the remaining milk, I would make a milkshake. Being the genius that I am, I thought I would put the milkshake powder straight in the bottle and shake it so I could make fluffy milkshake. I did that, but I didn’t put the lid on the bottle properly.

It. Was. Carnage.

Oh, Jamie. As soon as I read about the milkshake powder going into the bottle, I knew what was coming. It was like watching an episode of Casualty.

Did it bring all the boys to the yard?

Sadly not Vinny. There was milkshake everywhere and yet no sightings of boys in my yard.

It was chocolate milkshake. Maybe next time I’ll decorate my kitchen in strawberry milkshake and hope for a better outcome

If you add strawberry in one corner, vanilla in another, to go with the existing chocolate, and then leave the fridge door open, you'll have got a Neapolitan Ice-cream kitchen..."

If that doesn’t bring the boys to my yard, I’m getting a cat and have done with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a turtle living in a pool in Shrewsbury.

What’s his name? How did he get there? Are turtles native to Shrewsbury?!

I have so many questions

Does he breathe out of his butt? The theory is he's a discarded pet.

I don’t know. You will know him better, it might be better coming from you if we’re going to ask the question.

I hope he wasn’t a discarded pet. That’s very sad.

Although Vinny has made an excellent point about the Great Turtle Plot

*Nods*

I know.

Anything could happen in 2020. Lemon is living in the future. We can ask Lemon about the turtles.

I had a milkshake related accident the other day. I should tell her about it when we’re asking what the turtle situation is

I hope you're not too shaken up.

That’s a bit of a trigger word to be honest, Jim.

I was checking in the fridge to see what I needed from Sainsbury’s, noticed I was low on milk. Decided that with the remaining milk, I would make a milkshake. Being the genius that I am, I thought I would put the milkshake powder straight in the bottle and shake it so I could make fluffy milkshake. I did that, but I didn’t put the lid on the bottle properly.

It. Was. Carnage.

Oh, Jamie. As soon as I read about the milkshake powder going into the bottle, I knew what was coming. It was like watching an episode of Casualty.

Did it bring all the boys to the yard?

Sadly not Vinny. There was milkshake everywhere and yet no sightings of boys in my yard.

It was chocolate milkshake. Maybe next time I’ll decorate my kitchen in strawberry milkshake and hope for a better outcome

If you add strawberry in one corner, vanilla in another, to go with the existing chocolate, and then leave the fridge door open, you'll have got a Neapolitan Ice-cream kitchen...

If that doesn’t bring the boys to my yard, I’m getting a cat and have done with it "
I am currently laughing like a drain and receiving strange looks from my kitty and a grumble from the boss.

BEST DAY EVER

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over a year ago


"Oh I’m winning tonight! Just found a stray biscuit in my work bag!"

Share with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biscuits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I’m winning tonight! Just found a stray biscuit in my work bag!

Share with me? "

Oooo I don’t know if I’m comfortable with that level of commitment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I’m winning tonight! Just found a stray biscuit in my work bag!"

Was it a soggy biscuit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I’m winning tonight! Just found a stray biscuit in my work bag!

Was it a soggy biscuit? "

I don’t have that many friends

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By *avegaMan
over a year ago

Toronto

Such a long thread, it was late when I started reading and now it’s morning. Good morning everyone, I hope you don’t have to get up too soon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I’m winning tonight! Just found a stray biscuit in my work bag!

Was it a soggy biscuit?

I don’t have that many friends "
personally I would be asking that biscuit what its intentions are and maybe waterboarding it a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I’m winning tonight! Just found a stray biscuit in my work bag!

Was it a soggy biscuit?

I don’t have that many friends personally I would be asking that biscuit what its intentions are and maybe waterboarding it a little"

It didn’t even last that long to be honest, it was unwrapped and eaten in about 12 seconds flat

Ahhh home sweet home! In bed with a rum and . And a raspberry donut I had stashed down the side of the bed! Anyone recognising a theme here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I’m winning tonight! Just found a stray biscuit in my work bag!

Was it a soggy biscuit?

I don’t have that many friends personally I would be asking that biscuit what its intentions are and maybe waterboarding it a little

It didn’t even last that long to be honest, it was unwrapped and eaten in about 12 seconds flat

Ahhh home sweet home! In bed with a rum and . And a raspberry donut I had stashed down the side of the bed! Anyone recognising a theme here?"
this story needs more rum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I’m winning tonight! Just found a stray biscuit in my work bag!

Was it a soggy biscuit?

I don’t have that many friends personally I would be asking that biscuit what its intentions are and maybe waterboarding it a little

It didn’t even last that long to be honest, it was unwrapped and eaten in about 12 seconds flat

Ahhh home sweet home! In bed with a rum and . And a raspberry donut I had stashed down the side of the bed! Anyone recognising a theme here?this story needs more rum"

More rum coming up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I’m winning tonight! Just found a stray biscuit in my work bag!

Was it a soggy biscuit?

I don’t have that many friends personally I would be asking that biscuit what its intentions are and maybe waterboarding it a little

It didn’t even last that long to be honest, it was unwrapped and eaten in about 12 seconds flat

Ahhh home sweet home! In bed with a rum and . And a raspberry donut I had stashed down the side of the bed! Anyone recognising a theme here?"

You must have crumbs everywhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I’m winning tonight! Just found a stray biscuit in my work bag!

Was it a soggy biscuit?

I don’t have that many friends personally I would be asking that biscuit what its intentions are and maybe waterboarding it a little

It didn’t even last that long to be honest, it was unwrapped and eaten in about 12 seconds flat

Ahhh home sweet home! In bed with a rum and . And a raspberry donut I had stashed down the side of the bed! Anyone recognising a theme here?this story needs more rum

More rum coming up!"
its 5 pm somewhere and the way things have been headed today could be the day .

More rum for the rum god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I’m winning tonight! Just found a stray biscuit in my work bag!

Was it a soggy biscuit?

I don’t have that many friends personally I would be asking that biscuit what its intentions are and maybe waterboarding it a little

It didn’t even last that long to be honest, it was unwrapped and eaten in about 12 seconds flat

Ahhh home sweet home! In bed with a rum and . And a raspberry donut I had stashed down the side of the bed! Anyone recognising a theme here?

You must have crumbs everywhere!"

Getting crumbs in the bed is a heinous crime. Especially toast crumbs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a rule regarding crumbs in bed.

Is there anything more frustrating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a rule regarding crumbs in bed.

Is there anything more frustrating "

I can’t lie in a bed with crumbs in. Even if it’s just one or two, it drives me insane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a rule regarding crumbs in bed.

Is there anything more frustrating "

A hard and fast one?

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over a year ago


"I have a rule regarding crumbs in bed.

Is there anything more frustrating

I can’t lie in a bed with crumbs in. Even if it’s just one or two, it drives me insane"
I have to strip and remake my bed .

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over a year ago


"I have a rule regarding crumbs in bed.

Is there anything more frustrating

I can’t lie in a bed with crumbs in. Even if it’s just one or two, it drives me insane"

I hope not a single spec of sugar escaped your lips from that doughnut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a rule regarding crumbs in bed.

Is there anything more frustrating

A hard and fast one? "

Surely that depends which end you’re on

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over a year ago


"I have a rule regarding crumbs in bed.

Is there anything more frustrating

A hard and fast one? "
hard and fast is good . But fast does not mean quick.

Slow is steady. Steady is sure,sure is fast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And no, not a speck was spilled, I have a skilled tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a rule regarding crumbs in bed.

Is there anything more frustrating

I can’t lie in a bed with crumbs in. Even if it’s just one or two, it drives me insane

I hope not a single spec of sugar escaped your lips from that doughnut."
my cat is a hoover when it comes to crumbs at the best of times. Strange cat it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a rule regarding crumbs in bed.

Is there anything more frustrating

I can’t lie in a bed with crumbs in. Even if it’s just one or two, it drives me insane

I hope not a single spec of sugar escaped your lips from that doughnut.my cat is a hoover when it comes to crumbs at the best of times. Strange cat it is"

Tongues like Velcro

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over a year ago


"And no, not a speck was spilled, I have a skilled tongue"

When it comes to biscuits and doughnuts? Duly noted

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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a rule regarding crumbs in bed.

Is there anything more frustrating

I can’t lie in a bed with crumbs in. Even if it’s just one or two, it drives me insane

I hope not a single spec of sugar escaped your lips from that doughnut.my cat is a hoover when it comes to crumbs at the best of times. Strange cat it is

Tongues like Velcro"
smudge has a rough tounge very lucky cat. Will pounce bite then lick hands and feet.

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