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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I must confess I've become a bit obsessed with those fake crunchy bacon bits that you get on salad bars like Harvesters etc, to the extent I've bought myself a great big tub.

I've cut out the middle man, so no salad just crunchy salty goodness

Anyway,I've been liking them so much I've decided if I get married any time in the near future I want bacon bits instead of confetti .

So what would you choose to be tossed at you instead of confetti?

Bonus points if you can catch it in your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toffee poppets !

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

Jack Daniels miniatures for me, not that I'll be anywhere near a wedding ring for quite some time...

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

Rainbow drops

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Rather than things being thrown how about a guard of honour formed of forumites holding dildo's aloft?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pound coins, about a million will do .....

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By *eavenlyWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Chocolate covered pretzels, they do them in white chocolate too so would be apt for a wedding

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Toffee poppets !"

Good suggestion but depending on the aim of your guests you might have to wear safety googles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Toffee poppets !

Good suggestion but depending on the aim of your guests you might have to wear safety googles "

Good point!

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Jack Daniels miniatures for me, not that I'll be anywhere near a wedding ring for quite some time... "

Think we might have to do a risk assessment on this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peanut, M and Ms

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Rainbow drops"

Good call, and easy to fit a bag iin your handbag

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

Midget gems. But no black liquorice ones, yuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just someone tossing at me would be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i have really nice things thrown at me without having to get married please and thank you?

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Rather than things being thrown how about a guard of honour formed of forumites holding dildo's aloft? "

That's so 2019 darling.

I want bacon crunchie bits or the wedding is off !

(I may well toss a dildo over my shoulder in the traditional manner for a bridesmaid/ the vicar to catch tho )

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Rather than things being thrown how about a guard of honour formed of forumites holding dildo's aloft?

That's so 2019 darling.

I want bacon crunchie bits or the wedding is off !

(I may well toss a dildo over my shoulder in the traditional manner for a bridesmaid/ the vicar to catch tho )"

Well you know me, never one to follow fashions

I can settle for bacon crunchy bits though...won't throwing the dildo be a bit difficult though if it's strapped on?

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By *uck_NorrisMan
over a year ago

swansea


"Rainbow drops"
have you ever had them as cereal?

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Chocolate covered pretzels, they do them in white chocolate too so would be apt for a wedding "

Excellent idea...I like it!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

A thousand divorce slips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giant chocolate buttons

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Peanut, M and Ms "

I like the idea in principle, but I'm seeing a peanut allergy lawsuit coming our way, might spoil the honeymoon so let's dial it down and go for Minstrels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As much as I love Minstrels, risk of potential choking lawsuit?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Cheese

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Midget gems. But no black liquorice ones, yuck.

I read that as Iced Gems...how about a mix-up both? "

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

Reeces Pieces

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Just someone tossing at me would be nice"

Be careful what you wish for !

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Can i have really nice things thrown at me without having to get married please and thank you? "

You certainly can

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"Rainbow drops have you ever had them as cereal? "

I couldn't ruin them with milk, surely they would just turn to a gloopy mush

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Rather than things being thrown how about a guard of honour formed of forumites holding dildo's aloft?

That's so 2019 darling.

I want bacon crunchie bits or the wedding is off !

(I may well toss a dildo over my shoulder in the traditional manner for a bridesmaid/ the vicar to catch tho )

Well you know me, never one to follow fashions

I can settle for bacon crunchy bits though...won't throwing the dildo be a bit difficult though if it's strapped on? "

Still not found my strap on...

Lost it on my last house move (I think..)

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