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"I’m still in a food coma so may as well stay in and get lusted after uncontrollably by Posh " I'm uncontrollable. Obvs. Innit | |||
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"LVM my mate says you're sexy. I've been waiting for you to pop back to mention it She's a bit of alright as well. You'd like her " Come on spill  | |||
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"LVM my mate says you're sexy. I've been waiting for you to pop back to mention it She's a bit of alright as well. You'd like her
Come on spill "I'm like a locked box. Ask nippy. Drives him mad | |||
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"LVM my mate says you're sexy. I've been waiting for you to pop back to mention it She's a bit of alright as well. You'd like her
Come on spill
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"LVM my mate says you're sexy. I've been waiting for you to pop back to mention it She's a bit of alright as well. You'd like her
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"LVM my mate says you're sexy. I've been waiting for you to pop back to mention it She's a bit of alright as well. You'd like her
Come on spill
I'm like a locked box. Ask nippy. Drives him mad
Your box was not locked when I last saw it.....
Wait, did I just open my mouth again.... "That mouth does get you in all kinds of trouble young man | |||
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"LVM my mate says you're sexy. I've been waiting for you to pop back to mention it She's a bit of alright as well. You'd like her
Come on spill
I'm like a locked box. Ask nippy. Drives him mad
Then could you ask them to make themselves known "I am sure she will see your request.... | |||
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"LVM my mate says you're sexy. I've been waiting for you to pop back to mention it She's a bit of alright as well. You'd like her
Come on spill
I'm like a locked box. Ask nippy. Drives him mad
Your box was not locked when I last saw it.....
Wait, did I just open my mouth again....
That mouth does get you in all kinds of trouble young man"I heard that in Harry Enfield and Kathy Burk style.... "Ooooooh YOUNG MANNNNN....!!!" | |||
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"LVM my mate says you're sexy. I've been waiting for you to pop back to mention it She's a bit of alright as well. You'd like her
Come on spill
I'm like a locked box. Ask nippy. Drives him mad
Your box was not locked when I last saw it.....
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That mouth does get you in all kinds of trouble young man
I heard that in Harry Enfield and Kathy Burk style.... "Ooooooh YOUNG MANNNNN....!!!" "Excellent. I was loud enough then | |||
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"LVM my mate says you're sexy. I've been waiting for you to pop back to mention it She's a bit of alright as well. You'd like her
Come on spill
I'm like a locked box. Ask nippy. Drives him mad
Your box was not locked when I last saw it.....
Wait, did I just open my mouth again....
That mouth does get you in all kinds of trouble young man
I heard that in Harry Enfield and Kathy Burk style.... "Ooooooh YOUNG MANNNNN....!!!"
Excellent. I was loud enough then "Shout it as you come next time.... | |||
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"LVM my mate says you're sexy. I've been waiting for you to pop back to mention it She's a bit of alright as well. You'd like her
Come on spill
I'm like a locked box. Ask nippy. Drives him mad
Your box was not locked when I last saw it.....
Wait, did I just open my mouth again....
That mouth does get you in all kinds of trouble young man
I heard that in Harry Enfield and Kathy Burk style.... "Ooooooh YOUNG MANNNNN....!!!"
Excellent. I was loud enough then
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"Get a room why don't ya." I'm in yours..... | |||
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"Nippy my dear one of my sexy mates thinks you should bring your mouth round to hers and see if she can't find him something better to do with it That's not an offer I would refuse "Where does she live....?  | |||
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"Nippy my dear one of my sexy mates thinks you should bring your mouth round to hers and see if she can't find him something better to do with it That's not an offer I would refuse
Where does she live....?"In a house I should imagine, would you like me to ask her for directions? | |||
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"Dont mind me, just moving into some private areas" Get out of my knickers | |||
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"Dont mind me, just moving into some private areas" You're back. Finally | |||
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"Dont mind me, just moving into some private areas Get out of my knickers "I like it here tho | |||
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"Dont mind me, just moving into some private areas You're back. Finally "Did you wait up | |||
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"Dont mind me, just moving into some private areas You're back. Finally
Did you wait up "Always | |||
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"Dont mind me, just moving into some private areas Get out of my knickers
I like it here tho"Are they not cutting into you yet? | |||
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"Dont mind me, just moving into some private areas Get out of my knickers
I like it here tho
Are they not cutting into you yet? "I can only fit one leg in tbf but its effort that counts? | |||
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"Think I ripped them "Oh well done, that leaves me with only 2 pairs left!!  | |||
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"Not so posh My handsome friend says he is awaiting you smothering him with your lovely boobs! I think there may be a queue to join once people see his request! " I have 2 questions.... 1) have we made plans for this 2) has he signed the paperwork explaining that in the case of death by boobs I am not liable | |||
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"Nippy my dear one of my sexy mates thinks you should bring your mouth round to hers and see if she can't find him something better to do with it That's not an offer I would refuse
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"Not so posh My handsome friend says he is awaiting you smothering him with your lovely boobs! I think there may be a queue to join once people see his request! I have 2 questions.... 1) have we made plans for this 2) has he signed the paperwork explaining that in the case of death by boobs I am not liable" I don't know about the former but I'd say the latter is a would be a happy death! Lol | |||
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"Think I ripped them
Oh well done, that leaves me with only 2 pairs left!! "I'll replace what I broke | |||
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"My well spoken and beautiful friend says: "Would you tell Loveyoursmile that he's all sexy and shiz and I promise to be nicer to him in future." She doesn't know the meaning of nice, but be sure to ask her for naughty, she's grrrrrreat at that.... "I have a feeling that she’ll be nice enough and then be a hell of a lot more naughty once we’re together | |||
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"Nippy my dear one of my sexy mates thinks you should bring your mouth round to hers and see if she can't find him something better to do with it That's not an offer I would refuse
Where does she live....?
In a house I should imagine, would you like me to ask her for directions?
Yes"From where you are in the faraway lands you would need to take the second star to the left and straight on til morning, as it's not Neverland she lives in, it's Fantasy land | |||
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"Nippy my dear one of my sexy mates thinks you should bring your mouth round to hers and see if she can't find him something better to do with it That's not an offer I would refuse
Where does she live....?
In a house I should imagine, would you like me to ask her for directions?
Yes
From where you are in the faraway lands you would need to take the second star to the left and straight on til morning, as it's not Neverland she lives in, it's Fantasy land"Are you saying she's a nutter? Please no more of them today.... | |||
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"My rather dashing green fingered friend says: "Can you tell ms bossy that I love her heart shaped bush and that it is so sexy." Gotta agree with him tbf.... "Tell your friend thanks... Is he shrek tho? I'm a bit worried about the colour of his fingers | |||
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"Ms bossy, My good friend would like you to know that where you two are going, knickers won't be needed! Just a bed, rope, a blindfold and a random assortment of toys! Sounds like a fun evening in-store. " I never said I would be the one wearing knickers | |||
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"My rather dashing green fingered friend says: "Can you tell ms bossy that I love her heart shaped bush and that it is so sexy." Gotta agree with him tbf....
Tell your friend thanks... Is he shrek tho? I'm a bit worried about the colour of his fingers "He's very pretty! | |||
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"My rather dashing green fingered friend says: "Can you tell ms bossy that I love her heart shaped bush and that it is so sexy." Gotta agree with him tbf....
Tell your friend thanks... Is he shrek tho? I'm a bit worried about the colour of his fingers
He's very pretty!"Pretty & dashing with green fingers? Hmmm going to look at everyone's hands now! | |||
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"My ABSOLUTELY drop dead gorgeous mate, who I've just fabbed till I'm sore, says: "Can you please use your xxxxx mouth to tell Lorenzo I have a super king size bed all for myself and I wouldn't mind sharing it with him from time to time." Can the two of you please take pics of your royal bed antics and send them to me for approval and stamping...? "We'll do our best but it may be a little wait | |||
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"Has it calmed down yet." I'm still in my fox hole, not heard stand to shouted yet so I'd say no | |||
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"I quote this one to the lovely Magneto, my sexy mate says would you be so kind as to come examine her boobs, she's not sure they're quite at their best today What are you waiting for Mr? "Ooh I better get my FBI badge out, (female boob inspector) to prove my credentials before the inspection. | |||
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"Has it calmed down yet. I'm still in my fox hole, not heard stand to shouted yet so I'd say no" I'll be in the naafi then | |||
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"Can you tell thatoddone that she looks incredibly sexy and I like her style."
He's quite stylish himself tbf! | |||
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"Has it calmed down yet. I'm still in my fox hole, not heard stand to shouted yet so I'd say no I'll be in the naafi then "Naafi chicks are easy I like it, I'll follow the proven route | |||
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"Magneto I need to let you know that my mate says your pictures are a delight and she has many naughty ideas for you. She ticks a few boxes from your list of requirements I would love to see a happy ending here. Don't you dare to disappoint me! "Intriguing... | |||
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"Nippy My sexy friend says she's isn't a nutter but you do drive her nuts
There's a theme going on there lol"Can you ask her to message anonymously but attach a vag pic so I know who it is.....? | |||
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"My "friend", and I use that term loosely because she owes me vag, says: "Could you tell PP your mate says to stop playing in the foxhole and get back in her bed." Is it just me who had an image of a fox tail when reading this....? "I never spit, but just laughed and coffee came out of my face | |||
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"Am out for a while- real life beckons and horses and bloody goats! Not in a weird kinda way tho!! "Hmmmm.... sounds like there are several ways to take this one. Don’t be gone too long, real life isn’t as fun haha | |||
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"My "friend", and I use that term loosely because she owes me vag, says: "Could you tell PP your mate says to stop playing in the foxhole and get back in her bed." Is it just me who had an image of a fox tail when reading this....?
I never spit, but just laughed and coffee came out of my face "Hahaha coffee came out of your face that's me tickled | |||
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"My "friend", and I use that term loosely because she owes me vag, says: "Could you tell PP your mate says to stop playing in the foxhole and get back in her bed." Is it just me who had an image of a fox tail when reading this....?
I never spit, but just laughed and coffee came out of my face "Coffee came out your face? | |||
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"My "friend", and I use that term loosely because she owes me vag, says: "Could you tell PP your mate says to stop playing in the foxhole and get back in her bed." Is it just me who had an image of a fox tail when reading this....?
I never spit, but just laughed and coffee came out of my face "So, like a tribute....? | |||
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"My "friend", and I use that term loosely because she owes me vag, says: "Could you tell PP your mate says to stop playing in the foxhole and get back in her bed." Is it just me who had an image of a fox tail when reading this....?
I never spit, but just laughed and coffee came out of my face
Coffee came out your face? "Nose and mouth. And I'm totally ruining any kind of sexy I might possibly have been able to pretend to have right now....  | |||
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"My "friend", and I use that term loosely because she owes me vag, says: "Could you tell PP your mate says to stop playing in the foxhole and get back in her bed." Is it just me who had an image of a fox tail when reading this....?
I never spit, but just laughed and coffee came out of my face
So, like a tribute....?"Just like a tribute nippy. Sadly you weren't here to receive it. | |||
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"My "friend", and I use that term loosely because she owes me vag, says: "Could you tell PP your mate says to stop playing in the foxhole and get back in her bed." Is it just me who had an image of a fox tail when reading this....?
I never spit, but just laughed and coffee came out of my face
So, like a tribute....?
Just like a tribute nippy. Sadly you weren't here to receive it. "So is THAT what the splashes were...? | |||
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"My "friend", and I use that term loosely because she owes me vag, says: "Could you tell PP your mate says to stop playing in the foxhole and get back in her bed." Is it just me who had an image of a fox tail when reading this....?
I never spit, but just laughed and coffee came out of my face
Coffee came out your face?
Nose and mouth. And I'm totally ruining any kind of sexy I might possibly have been able to pretend to have right now.... "Haha! Nah, your still sexy | |||
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"My "friend", and I use that term loosely because she owes me vag, says: "Could you tell PP your mate says to stop playing in the foxhole and get back in her bed." Is it just me who had an image of a fox tail when reading this....?
I never spit, but just laughed and coffee came out of my face
So, like a tribute....?
Just like a tribute nippy. Sadly you weren't here to receive it.
So is THAT what the splashes were...?"Nope | |||
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"My "friend", and I use that term loosely because she owes me vag, says: "Could you tell PP your mate says to stop playing in the foxhole and get back in her bed." Is it just me who had an image of a fox tail when reading this....?
I never spit, but just laughed and coffee came out of my face
Coffee came out your face?
Nose and mouth. And I'm totally ruining any kind of sexy I might possibly have been able to pretend to have right now....
Haha! Nah, your still sexy "Awwww.... Sweet talker. | |||
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"Has it calmed down yet. I'm still in my fox hole, not heard stand to shouted yet so I'd say no" Stand to! | |||
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"Has it calmed down yet. I'm still in my fox hole, not heard stand to shouted yet so I'd say no Stand to! "On it | |||
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"Has it calmed down yet. I'm still in my fox hole, not heard stand to shouted yet so I'd say no Stand to! "I'm out now in the naafi | |||
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"One here for sparklepops Would you tell Sparkles007 that your mate says that she is gorgeous in mind and body and I'd like to see how we look together This lady is a raging harlot so get in now before shes on someone else "Sparklepops???
Oofftt! Now how can I say no to that, reveal your gorgeous self | |||
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"One here for sparklepops Would you tell Sparkles007 that your mate says that she is gorgeous in mind and body and I'd like to see how we look together This lady is a raging harlot so get in now before shes on someone else
Sparklepops???
Oofftt! Now how can I say no to that, reveal your gorgeous self " | |||
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"Dark ph0enix, my sexy mate says he's got twaffle you can much on "Is it blue? | |||
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"Dark ph0enix, my sexy mate says he's got twaffle you can much on "Gee how could I refuse such an offer  | |||
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"Dark ph0enix, my sexy mate says he's got twaffle you can much on
Is it blue?"Just. No. Don't even. No. | |||
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"I chuckle with how funny I am sometimes " Oh good at least someone appreciates your humor then | |||
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"DP, the sexy man says you can stick a pin in his bubble and come in .. ... (I think he wants to stick something in your "bubble") " Who is sticking me? And do I want to be stuck on him? | |||
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"DP, the sexy man says you can stick a pin in his bubble and come in .. ... (I think he wants to stick something in your "bubble") " 'The' | |||
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"I chuckle with how funny I am sometimes Oh good at least someone appreciates your humor then "Who took the cream out your twaffle | |||
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"DP, the sexy man says you can stick a pin in his bubble and come in .. ... (I think he wants to stick something in your "bubble") Who is sticking me? And do I want to be stuck on him?" Yeh me. I wanna fuck the shit out of your bubble | |||
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"DP, the sexy man says you can stick a pin in his bubble and come in .. ... (I think he wants to stick something in your "bubble") Who is sticking me? And do I want to be stuck on him? Yeh me. I wanna fuck the shit out of your bubble "Eew | |||
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"DP, the sexy man says you can stick a pin in his bubble and come in .. ... (I think he wants to stick something in your "bubble") Who is sticking me? And do I want to be stuck on him? Yeh me. I wanna fuck the shit out of your bubble
Eew "Nah I'd pop it and run off *pop* | |||
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"DP, the sexy man says you can stick a pin in his bubble and come in .. ... (I think he wants to stick something in your "bubble") Who is sticking me? And do I want to be stuck on him? Yeh me. I wanna fuck the shit out of your bubble
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"I miss Fiddlesticks. My mate fancies him" Oh I miss him too, where is he? | |||
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"DP, the sexy man says you can stick a pin in his bubble and come in .. ... (I think he wants to stick something in your "bubble") Who is sticking me? And do I want to be stuck on him? Yeh me. I wanna fuck the shit out of your bubble
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"I miss Fiddlesticks. My mate fancies him Oh I miss him too, where is he? "Fiddling his stick. He will be back when hes ready | |||
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"I miss Fiddlesticks. My mate fancies him Oh I miss him too, where is he?
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"I miss Fiddlesticks. My mate fancies him Oh I miss him too, where is he?
Fiddling his stick. He will be back when hes ready "At least we still have you  | |||
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"I miss Fiddlesticks. My mate fancies him Oh I miss him too, where is he?
Fiddling his stick. He will be back when hes ready
At least we still have you "And we are very glad we do. | |||
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"I miss Fiddlesticks. My mate fancies him Oh I miss him too, where is he?
Fiddling his stick. He will be back when hes ready
At least we still have you
And we are very glad we do. "Be lost without, the olace just wouldn't be the same | |||
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" Magneto, My very sexy friend say that you don't need a badge, as they are very trusting and would let him at them without seeing his credentials. You lucky man "Whip em out then | |||
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" Magneto, My very sexy friend say that you don't need a badge, as they are very trusting and would let him at them without seeing his credentials. You lucky man
Whip em out then "Ok | |||
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"My perverted, hungry friend says: "Can you tell thatoddone that I want to spread cream all over that wonderful backside then take my time to clean every drop up with my tongue." I guess maybe a useful skill if you were at a festival and ran out of wipes.....? "I will make some strawberries ready to go with it? When should I expect your hungry friend? | |||
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"My perverted, hungry friend says: "Can you tell thatoddone that I want to spread cream all over that wonderful backside then take my time to clean every drop up with my tongue." I guess maybe a useful skill if you were at a festival and ran out of wipes.....?
I will make some strawberries ready to go with it? When should I expect your hungry friend?"When do you want me? I’ve got the cream ready if you’ve got the strawberries | |||
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" Magneto, My very sexy friend say that you don't need a badge, as they are very trusting and would let him at them without seeing his credentials. You lucky man
Whip em out then
Ok "
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" Magneto, My very sexy friend say that you don't need a badge, as they are very trusting and would let him at them without seeing his credentials. You lucky man
Whip em out then
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Fortunately due to ppe shortages, I haven't got any inspection gloves, I'll have to use my bare hands....and tongue. "It's good to use as many parts as possible. Maybe conduct the inspection in the shower so it's cleaner? | |||
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"Nippy, A very sexy friend of mine would like you to know that she needs your help urgently, as she's tangled in her thong and needs your teeth to release it from her buttcrack.... "A friend in need.....
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"My perverted, hungry friend says: "Can you tell thatoddone that I want to spread cream all over that wonderful backside then take my time to clean every drop up with my tongue." I guess maybe a useful skill if you were at a festival and ran out of wipes.....?
I will make some strawberries ready to go with it? When should I expect your hungry friend?"Thought he'd already cum.... | |||
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"My perverted, hungry friend says: "Can you tell thatoddone that I want to spread cream all over that wonderful backside then take my time to clean every drop up with my tongue." I guess maybe a useful skill if you were at a festival and ran out of wipes.....?
I will make some strawberries ready to go with it? When should I expect your hungry friend?
When do you want me? I’ve got the cream ready if you’ve got the strawberries "I've got so much more than just the strawberries | |||
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"My beautiful friend (if I was that way inclined, I would ) says:
"Can you tell thatoddone that she looks incredibly sexy and I like her style."
He's quite stylish himself tbf! "Thank you I never knew I had a specific style :D but many people on fab seem to think I'm goth.
I would like to know how stylish he is | |||
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I will make some strawberries ready to go with it? When should I expect your hungry friend?
When do you want me? I’ve got the cream ready if you’ve got the strawberries
I've got so much more than just the strawberries "You had me at ‘I’ve’. Anything else is a bonus | |||
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"Sparkle1974 my darling, there's this sexy mate of mine who says would you pour the lemonade whilst he cuts the lawn. Needs doing and he needs incentive" Oh my incentives are good | |||
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"This is a shout out to absent clit lickers .... long may their shoe fetish survive!" Are you saying you don’t want an abrupt fisting whilst I’m wearing not-ASICS and I have merch? | |||
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"This is a shout out to absent clit lickers .... long may their shoe fetish survive!" Pervert! | |||
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"This is a shout out to absent clit lickers .... long may their shoe fetish survive! Are you saying you don’t want an abrupt fisting whilst I’m wearing not-ASICS and I have merch? " Are not Asics Basics ? | |||
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"This is a shout out to absent clit lickers .... long may their shoe fetish survive! Pervert! "Sorry vicar. | |||
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"This is a shout out to absent clit lickers .... long may their shoe fetish survive! Are you saying you don’t want an abrupt fisting whilst I’m wearing not-ASICS and I have merch? Are not Asics Basics ?" Nah I’m a class above. I’ve got snow too... maybe. I don’t even know what I’m supposed to have any more. | |||
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"I'm back " Missed you! | |||
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"In for 5 mins Only 5? What if we tie you down?" I’m still waiting to be tied down | |||
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"In for 5 mins Only 5? What if we tie you down? I’m still waiting to be tied down "On my way... | |||
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"In for 5 mins Only 5? What if we tie you down? I’m still waiting to be tied down
On my way... "I'll help | |||
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"Testarossa, My friend said you are welcome to paint their heads red anytime. " What does that even mean? | |||
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"In for 5 mins Only 5? What if we tie you down? I’m still waiting to be tied down
On my way...
I'll help "Ooohhh great, you can both suck a plumb each just need someone to suck the shaft now | |||
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"In for 5 mins Only 5? What if we tie you down? I’m still waiting to be tied down
On my way...
I'll help "We will get distracted.... | |||
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"In for 5 mins Only 5? What if we tie you down? I’m still waiting to be tied down
On my way...
I'll help
Ooohhh great, you can both suck a plumb each just need someone to suck the shaft now "Nah. We will tie you down then have our own fun | |||
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"In for 5 mins Only 5? What if we tie you down? I’m still waiting to be tied down
On my way...
I'll help
Ooohhh great, you can both suck a plumb each just need someone to suck the shaft now
Nah. We will tie you down then have our own fun "Force you to watch while we enjoy ourselves and tease you with the show | |||
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"In for 5 mins Only 5? What if we tie you down? I’m still waiting to be tied down
On my way...
I'll help
Ooohhh great, you can both suck a plumb each just need someone to suck the shaft now
Nah. We will tie you down then have our own fun
Force you to watch while we enjoy ourselves and tease you with the show "He'll hate that | |||
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"In for 5 mins Only 5? What if we tie you down? I’m still waiting to be tied down
On my way...
I'll help
Ooohhh great, you can both suck a plumb each just need someone to suck the shaft now
Nah. We will tie you down then have our own fun
Force you to watch while we enjoy ourselves and tease you with the show
He'll hate that "Exactly! | |||
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I'll help
Ooohhh great, you can both suck a plumb each just need someone to suck the shaft now
Nah. We will tie you down then have our own fun
Force you to watch while we enjoy ourselves and tease you with the show
He'll hate that
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"In for 5 mins Only 5? What if we tie you down? I’m still waiting to be tied down
On my way...
I'll help
Ooohhh great, you can both suck a plumb each just need someone to suck the shaft now
Nah. We will tie you down then have our own fun
Force you to watch while we enjoy ourselves and tease you with the show
He'll hate that
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I’ll just have a wank "You're assuming you'll have a hand free? | |||
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I'll help
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Nah. We will tie you down then have our own fun
Force you to watch while we enjoy ourselves and tease you with the show
He'll hate that
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I’ll just have a wank
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I'll help
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Nah. We will tie you down then have our own fun
Force you to watch while we enjoy ourselves and tease you with the show
He'll hate that
Exactly!
I’ll just have a wank
You're assuming you'll have a hand free?
You’ve obviously never seen a horse have a wank then "Sliding back into your friends pics to have a check.... | |||
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"*kicks table* give me some attention "Aww! You feeling unloved? | |||
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"*kicks table* give me some attention "You feeling needy too? | |||
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"*kicks table* give me some attention "Want want want you are... I want my ripped knickers back! | |||
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"Can I play?" Sure dive right in | |||
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I think you will have to be a big spoon though as she has some lovely big boobs which would be in the way if it was other way around | |||
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"Message for oreo from my mate All the ladies want him, they just hide it well "Pfft I love when you lie to me | |||
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"*kicks table* give me some attention
Want want want you are... I want my ripped knickers back! "I've made them into a nice crotchless pair for you | |||
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"*kicks table* give me some attention
Want want want you are... I want my ripped knickers back!
I've made them into a nice crotchless pair for you "Well that's alright then | |||
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"*kicks table* give me some attention "Oh sweetie. Maybe we need new photo fodder to frenzy us? | |||
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Go get her tiger (although what weirdo doesn't like the biscuit?) | |||
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