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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

PM a person a message for someone else they post it on thread. Anon like.

Also I like boobs and cake.

And cus I fell asleep last night I have one message to pass.

Also the lad claiming to do my job as well as his on a bird...nah mate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

One for jasmine from a good pal.

Tell jasmine those pearls look amazing especially in the red and im sure the texture would feel even better againt the tip of my tongue 

Thanks mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in this was fun last time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy your tummy OREO....

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

In like a thing that is so in it’s inside something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In like a thing that is so in it’s inside something. "

A penis?

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"In like a thing that is so in it’s inside something. "

What she said

In too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I fancy your tummy OREO.... "

Haha okay

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"In like a thing that is so in it’s inside something.

A penis?"

I’m a well renowned cock.

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Estella my mate wants you to know that I would love for her to pull off that arrangement of hers, even if just to watch the glorious scene unfold.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

One in for the sex god swiss mountain himself

Please tell Lorenzo I want to lick the sweat out of the crevices of his six pack

I'd let her mate. That tongue looks talented

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

If my girl is in, I'd better be in....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One in for the sex god swiss mountain himself

Please tell Lorenzo I want to lick the sweat out of the crevices of his six pack

I'd let her mate. That tongue looks talented "

I'm game but I'm shower fresh so we'll have to work out some way of getting sweaty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If my girl is in, I'd better be in.... "

Dont turn it into a Sunday morning meeting of the WI XD

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm clearly joking! Dont hit me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One in for the sex god swiss mountain himself

Please tell Lorenzo I want to lick the sweat out of the crevices of his six pack

I'd let her mate. That tongue looks talented

I'm game but I'm shower fresh so we'll have to work out some way of getting sweaty "

That sideways jogging mate

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Phoenix my hunkaroonry glockenspiel torso’d mate says the more he sees your legs and heels the more he wants them over his shoulders.

I think he wants to give you a piggyback on his shoulders, how cute.

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By *ucklingsCouple
over a year ago

Rugby

We are in xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello all from the south west of England. Staycation with hot tub, and delightful weather ... who needs to fly on days like these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi Oreo, my mate doesn't think you'd be able to handle her for as long as you think.

I think she's right, might have to prove it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My fruity mate has gone full power erotic fiction and wants to say

Please tell Estella that I'd like to crumple her hair up in my fist while I enter her vagina through her legs from behind like I'm really inside it

I've got a raging boner now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Im in for a wee while

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oi Oreo, my mate doesn't think you'd be able to handle her for as long as you think.

I think she's right, might have to prove it"

That's probably true I give it the big man chat but I'm mainly all mouth no trousers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My fruity mate has gone full power erotic fiction and wants to say

Please tell Estella that I'd like to crumple her hair up in my fist while I enter her vagina through her legs from behind like I'm really inside it

I've got a raging boner now

"

Hare* ffs you're supposed to copy paste it fella.....

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"Phoenix my hunkaroonry glockenspiel torso’d mate says the more he sees your legs and heels the more he wants them over his shoulders.

I think he wants to give you a piggyback on his shoulders, how cute. "

Ooh do tell me more

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My fruity mate has gone full power erotic fiction and wants to say

Please tell Estella that I'd like to crumple her hair up in my fist while I enter her vagina through her legs from behind like I'm really inside it

I've got a raging boner now

Hare* ffs you're supposed to copy paste it fella..... "

I thought it was a typo so I changed it to save embarrassment?! Thought I was doing you a solid man .... or whoever the message was from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi Oreo, my mate doesn't think you'd be able to handle her for as long as you think.

I think she's right, might have to prove it

That's probably true I give it the big man chat but I'm mainly all mouth no trousers "

I think she'd probably be happy with a bit of mouth too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My fruity mate has gone full power erotic fiction and wants to say

Please tell Estella that I'd like to crumple her hair up in my fist while I enter her vagina through her legs from behind like I'm really inside it

I've got a raging boner now

Hare* ffs you're supposed to copy paste it fella.....

I thought it was a typo so I changed it to save embarrassment?! Thought I was doing you a solid man .... or whoever the message was from"

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By *edHeadedFunWoman
over a year ago

Didsbury

Sorry OP I have no cake

I'll be in for being a messenger x

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"My fruity mate has gone full power erotic fiction and wants to say

Please tell Estella that I'd like to crumple her hair up in my fist while I enter her vagina through her legs from behind like I'm really inside it

I've got a raging boner now

Hare* ffs you're supposed to copy paste it fella.....

I thought it was a typo so I changed it to save embarrassment?! Thought I was doing you a solid man .... or whoever the message was from"

HahahahahahahahahHa.

Hands off my hare drawing, Nippy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My very fanciable friend says:

"Can you tell Phoenix theres not much more to tell, but so much to do"

DO HIM.....

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Hey Phoenix, my nerdy mate whose avatar is all about showing us how he doesn’t quite fill up his undercackers, says he’d like to find out what you can do with that ice cube

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry OP I have no cake

I'll be in for being a messenger x"

It's okay you have boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messenger here! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lorenzzzzzzzzzoooooo.....

Now a beautiful little friend of mine has whispered in my ear......

Please could you tell Lorenzo know he can tidy my room up as a means of getting sweaty. The bed sheets need changing and the mattress turning. Tell him to get his sweat on as I need to be wiping salt off my lips like the sugar from eating a doughnut

You’d best get some energy drinks racked up, you’re going to need them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooooooo....... loving this!!

Can you tell _stella will she lick the sweat off my abs too?

Get in there, my lovely girlie!!

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By *edHeadedFunWoman
over a year ago

Didsbury

My mate says -

'Tell dark luv to get dirty with her'

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By *edHeadedFunWoman
over a year ago

Didsbury

Kat a message for you from my mate

'That kitty can get this cream '

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By *edHeadedFunWoman
over a year ago

Didsbury

Oh another one for Kat

'Can you tell TheKatReturns that she’s got me thinking and she’s definitely better than the crumpet I’m about to have... I do love a good crumpet'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Message in here from a hunky chunk

Can you tell NSP and DP to stop chatting in private and put their mouths to better use...on my (his) cock

That's escalated

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not had a crumpets in ages. Crumpets and syrup delish

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"My very fanciable friend says:

"Can you tell Phoenix theres not much more to tell, but so much to do"

DO HIM..... "

He should make himself known then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ms RedHeadedFun, a naughty little devil has tapped me on the shoulder and asked me to send you a little whisper!

RedHeaded come shake dat ass on my throbbing cock.

(Think he means business!!)

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Message in here from a hunky chunk

Can you tell NSP and DP to stop chatting in private and put their mouths to better use...on my (his) cock

That's escalated "

That did escalate!

Tell him to come get us

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Mr Monkey, my damn sexy mate is looking for somewhere to sit...

So get yourself into position

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all. Room for another?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all. Room for another? "

You'll have to squeeze in close.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you send one and they don't post it and go offline.....

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By *MattyMan
over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

I'm in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all. Room for another?

You'll have to squeeze in close."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poshy girl, come here!!

Please tell not so posh I reckon she tastes like chicken.

Finger licking good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate just gave me a boner with his profile pic and I'm totally straight, honest! He'd like to say :

"Could you tell curious 7070

That her ass belongs on me for sure. It's a peach "

Pineapple, coconut, squeezy peaches, BIG banana (with hand actions)....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Poshy girl, come here!!

Please tell not so posh I reckon she tastes like chicken.

Finger licking good? "

Tell your mate he will have to find out, but I bet he tastes more like cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m in"

I just wanna run past and slap that bum when I see your pic haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Message in here from a hunky chunk

Can you tell NSP and DP to stop chatting in private and put their mouths to better use...on my (his) cock

That's escalated

That did escalate!

Tell him to come get us"

Slides in the middle..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poshy girl, come here!!

Please tell not so posh I reckon she tastes like chicken.

Finger licking good?

Tell your mate he will have to find out, but I bet he tastes more like cock "

No doubt parts of him do, unless he’s not telling us the whole truth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poshy girl, come here!!

Please tell not so posh I reckon she tastes like chicken.

Finger licking good?

Tell your mate he will have to find out, but I bet he tastes more like cock "

Tribute my pink cock you chicken...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in

I just wanna run past and slap that bum when I see your pic haha"

Cheeky

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Poshy girl, come here!!

Please tell not so posh I reckon she tastes like chicken.

Finger licking good?

Tell your mate he will have to find out, but I bet he tastes more like cock

Tribute my pink cock you chicken..."

I'm no chicken you pink cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JayRyu, come on over here again..... a not so little secret has been shared by a total babe, she said to........

Tell JayRyu to get his arse here, I've booked a slot at the pub and he needs to fill me. I mean it. With me

What you waiting for, Jay? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr Monkey, my damn sexy mate is looking for somewhere to sit...

So get yourself into position "

Given I'm currently naked on my bed I'm already set

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

In for a short while

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

Happy to be a messenger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"JayRyu, come on over here again..... a not so little secret has been shared by a total babe, she said to........

Tell JayRyu to get his arse here, I've booked a slot at the pub and he needs to fill me. I mean it. With me

What you waiting for, Jay? X"
traffic lights to change, I've set off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poshy girl, come here!!

Please tell not so posh I reckon she tastes like chicken.

Finger licking good?

Tell your mate he will have to find out, but I bet he tastes more like cock

Tribute my pink cock you chicken...

I'm no chicken you pink cock "

Proof is in the pudding I guess....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, Mr Monkeyyyyyyy, where are youuuu?? I’ve got a message for youuuhoooo!!

Tell Mr Monkey your mate says she's in if he's got a lap spare. Naked in bed is too good to miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sexy beast of a MAN mate says:

"Can you tell Jim I’d like to bum him to within an inch of his life please "

And he's not the only one.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, Mr Monkeyyyyyyy, where are youuuu?? I’ve got a message for youuuhoooo!!

Tell Mr Monkey your mate says she's in if he's got a lap spare. Naked in bed is too good to miss

"

She knows where my pm is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi Oreo, my mate doesn't think you'd be able to handle her for as long as you think.

I think she's right, might have to prove it

That's probably true I give it the big man chat but I'm mainly all mouth no trousers

I think she'd probably be happy with a bit of mouth too"

Yeah, or a lot. Just saying

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oi Oreo, my mate doesn't think you'd be able to handle her for as long as you think.

I think she's right, might have to prove it

That's probably true I give it the big man chat but I'm mainly all mouth no trousers

I think she'd probably be happy with a bit of mouth too

Yeah, or a lot. Just saying "

I do have a big mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate is too chicken to say it herself, so she's asked me to because I'm NOT chicken:

"Tell Nora your mate says oofftt"

She's not wrong either....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

One in mybox from the blowjob champion herself

Sexy Oreo, would you tell Mr Monkey that he should be naked in my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One in mybox from the blowjob champion herself

Sexy Oreo, would you tell Mr Monkey that he should be naked in my bed

"

PM address I'll be there shortly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate says:

"Let's both have her "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My mate says:

"Let's both have her "

"

Spitroast!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oi Nipple..... My mate says she wants in on this big pink cock business

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm bored.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey NotSoPosh.... My incredible hunky and friendly mate wants you to know that you’re welcome on top of him any time. Always good for a ride and cuddle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi Nipple..... My mate says she wants in on this big pink cock business"

I'll send it to ANYONE, she should ask.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mate says:

"Let's both have her "

Spitroast!"

Thanks would involve a strap on, but I'm game.....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oi Nipple..... My mate says she wants in on this big pink cock business

I'll send it to ANYONE, she should ask..... "

She said she's shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In in for a wee while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi Nipple..... My mate says she wants in on this big pink cock business

I'll send it to ANYONE, she should ask.....

She said she's shy"

Tell her I'm not, it's fine, TELL ME....!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oi Nipple..... My mate says she wants in on this big pink cock business

I'll send it to ANYONE, she should ask.....

She said she's shy

Tell her I'm not, it's fine, TELL ME....! "

One moment... Please hold.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'll be off then.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Nipple, she says you should already know.

And it's not me. I've had your big pink cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nipple, she says you should already know.

And it's not me. I've had your big pink cock. "

I don't know. Tell her to message me quick.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for oreo, from a gorgeous babe, could you tell Oreo that if he's all mouth and no trousers, your mate says he's her perfect match

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

curious 7070, my sexy mate wants me to tell you that he wants to give your bum a good spank, knickers on or off your choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AND, since when have I been referred to as NIPPLES.....?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"AND, since when have I been referred to as NIPPLES.....? "

I'm just repeating what she said.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"curious 7070, my sexy mate wants me to tell you that he wants to give your bum a good spank, knickers on or off your choice"

Ooooh!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Nipple, she says you should already know.

And it's not me. I've had your big pink cock.

I don't know. Tell her to message me quick..... "

She says it's much more fun making you guess..... She's a meanie but she's damn hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey there loveyoursmile

My very sexy friend says she loves your thighs and would be more than happy to massage them any time

Lucky lad

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Message for oreo, from a gorgeous babe, could you tell Oreo that if he's all mouth and no trousers, your mate says he's her perfect match"

Haha if that's so the play cupid and direct her to my inbox

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

One in therefrom a lady in heat but not heat 85

Would you tell Loveyoursmile that your mate says one day she's gonna destroy him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"AND, since when have I been referred to as NIPPLES.....?

I'm just repeating what she said..... "

The hidden one....?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"AND, since when have I been referred to as NIPPLES.....?

I'm just repeating what she said.....

The hidden one....? "

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"AND, since when have I been referred to as NIPPLES.....?

I'm just repeating what she said.....

The hidden one....?

Yep"

Tell her to unhide and send vag....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"AND, since when have I been referred to as NIPPLES.....?

I'm just repeating what she said.....

The hidden one....?

Yep

Tell her to unhide and send vag...."

You realise "the hidden one" could apparently be ANYONE perve worthy on your friends list, APPARENTLY

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Curious my mate says those breasticles look fandabbydosey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Breasticles lol

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

My sexy friend would like to tell Oreo that she has found somewhere for him to bury his boner.

I think she’s meaning her and I would advise Oreo gets right on this!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My sexy friend would like to tell Oreo that she has found somewhere for him to bury his boner.

I think she’s meaning her and I would advise Oreo gets right on this! "

Has she? Will she pleeeease tell me? Or guide it in...wherever she was gonna put it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My gorj mate says, Would you tell Mr Mystique your mate says he's so damn fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just got one....

“Can you tell TheKatReturns I’d love a game of hide the sausage with her”

Ahem...... I think you have the game slightly wrong there, sweetheart!

Try again and give me 10 Hail Marys!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My mate says

Estella hey how you doin pretty moms lend me your ear gonna tell you something you might like to hear got a sexy ass body and that ass looks soft mind if I touch to seeif its soft...gonna beat that pussy up like bam bam bam bam

Okay so she said hey how you doin but that's boring so i changed it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Moma not moms sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mate says

Estella hey how you doin pretty moms lend me your ear gonna tell you something you might like to hear got a sexy ass body and that ass looks soft mind if I touch to seeif its soft...gonna beat that pussy up like bam bam bam bam

Okay so she said hey how you doin but that's boring so i changed it "

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Got to be in it to win it so yes please I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey there loveyoursmile

My very sexy friend says she loves your thighs and would be more than happy to massage them any time

Lucky lad "

Tell your sexy friend that I’m in need of a leg massage. So come help please

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ve just got one....

“Can you tell TheKatReturns I’d love a game of hide the sausage with her”

Ahem...... I think you have the game slightly wrong there, sweetheart!

Try again and give me 10 Hail Marys! "

I'm wondering if your mate and my mate are the same person.... Because I just got one that says

"tell NSP that I'm going to bend her over and slip one up her"

I'm curious to know one what though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"AND, since when have I been referred to as NIPPLES.....?

I'm just repeating what she said.....

The hidden one....?

Yep

Tell her to unhide and send vag....

You realise "the hidden one" could apparently be ANYONE perve worthy on your friends list, APPARENTLY "

Ginger one....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"AND, since when have I been referred to as NIPPLES.....?

I'm just repeating what she said.....

The hidden one....?

Yep

Tell her to unhide and send vag....

You realise "the hidden one" could apparently be ANYONE perve worthy on your friends list, APPARENTLY

Ginger one...."

Nope! Haven't heard from her in a while....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"AND, since when have I been referred to as NIPPLES.....?

I'm just repeating what she said.....

The hidden one....?

Yep

Tell her to unhide and send vag....

You realise "the hidden one" could apparently be ANYONE perve worthy on your friends list, APPARENTLY

Ginger one....

Nope! Haven't heard from her in a while.... "

Omg you really do like to confuse a guy.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sssh ssshh theres a new girl here

Nippy say something funny quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sssh ssshh theres a new girl here

Nippy say something funny quick"

Fancy a bum....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in "

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

We are in, this is always fun

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"AND, since when have I been referred to as NIPPLES.....?

I'm just repeating what she said.....

The hidden one....?

Yep

Tell her to unhide and send vag....

You realise "the hidden one" could apparently be ANYONE perve worthy on your friends list, APPARENTLY

Ginger one....

Nope! Haven't heard from her in a while....

Omg you really do like to confuse a guy..... "

It's not me! I'm just the messenger. But you should shoot me. With jizz. On a picture

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sssh ssshh theres a new girl here

Nippy say something funny quick

Fancy a bum....? "

Fucking dropped a bollock there didnt you

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sssh ssshh theres a new girl here

Nippy say something funny quick

Fancy a bum....?

Fucking dropped a bollock there didnt you "

He's quite the wordsmith

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My very very beautiful man friend says:

"Would you please let ThatOddOne know that I'd love her to get stuck between a kiss between me and Lacey "

Not gonna lie that thought has actually given me a semi....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"AND, since when have I been referred to as NIPPLES.....?

I'm just repeating what she said.....

The hidden one....?

Yep

Tell her to unhide and send vag....

You realise "the hidden one" could apparently be ANYONE perve worthy on your friends list, APPARENTLY

Ginger one....

Nope! Haven't heard from her in a while....

Omg you really do like to confuse a guy.....

It's not me! I'm just the messenger. But you should shoot me. With jizz. On a picture "

You or the messenger....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sssh ssshh theres a new girl here

Nippy say something funny quick

Fancy a bum....?

Fucking dropped a bollock there didnt you "

Is that a maybe....?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"AND, since when have I been referred to as NIPPLES.....?

I'm just repeating what she said.....

The hidden one....?

Yep

Tell her to unhide and send vag....

You realise "the hidden one" could apparently be ANYONE perve worthy on your friends list, APPARENTLY

Ginger one....

Nope! Haven't heard from her in a while....

Omg you really do like to confuse a guy.....

It's not me! I'm just the messenger. But you should shoot me. With jizz. On a picture

You or the messenger....?"

I am the messenger. So both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovely NotSoPosh my mate thinks your pics are sexy especially the second one(I agree) and he would love to give you a drilling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"AND, since when have I been referred to as NIPPLES.....?

I'm just repeating what she said.....

The hidden one....?

Yep

Tell her to unhide and send vag....

You realise "the hidden one" could apparently be ANYONE perve worthy on your friends list, APPARENTLY

Ginger one....

Nope! Haven't heard from her in a while....

Omg you really do like to confuse a guy.....

It's not me! I'm just the messenger. But you should shoot me. With jizz. On a picture

You or the messenger....?

I am the messenger. So both"

Stoppitttt and tell me.....!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Lovely NotSoPosh my mate thinks your pics are sexy especially the second one(I agree) and he would love to give you a drilling."

Does he? Would he? Tell him to tell me

And thank you

Yours are rather exceptional too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sssh ssshh theres a new girl here

Nippy say something funny quick

Fancy a bum....?

Fucking dropped a bollock there didnt you

He's quite the wordsmith "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My very very beautiful man friend says:

"Would you please let ThatOddOne know that I'd love her to get stuck between a kiss between me and Lacey "

Not gonna lie that thought has actually given me a semi.... "

Can you tell that beautiful friend of yours that it would only be possible if he was in the UK and that I will give Lacey a kiss from him

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Lol the two I've tried to ask to send a pm for me are blocked

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"Lol the two I've tried to ask to send a pm for me are blocked "

My filters are open if you want messages passing on

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Lol the two I've tried to ask to send a pm for me are blocked

My filters are open if you want messages passing on "

Awwww thanks that's really kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol the two I've tried to ask to send a pm for me are blocked

My filters are open if you want messages passing on "

Not the only thing that’s open

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"AND, since when have I been referred to as NIPPLES.....?

I'm just repeating what she said.....

The hidden one....?

Yep

Tell her to unhide and send vag....

You realise "the hidden one" could apparently be ANYONE perve worthy on your friends list, APPARENTLY

Ginger one....

Nope! Haven't heard from her in a while....

Omg you really do like to confuse a guy.....

It's not me! I'm just the messenger. But you should shoot me. With jizz. On a picture

You or the messenger....?

I am the messenger. So both

Stoppitttt and tell me.....!"

You have my terms of surrender.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"AND, since when have I been referred to as NIPPLES.....?

I'm just repeating what she said.....

The hidden one....?

Yep

Tell her to unhide and send vag....

You realise "the hidden one" could apparently be ANYONE perve worthy on your friends list, APPARENTLY

Ginger one....

Nope! Haven't heard from her in a while....

Omg you really do like to confuse a guy.....

It's not me! I'm just the messenger. But you should shoot me. With jizz. On a picture

You or the messenger....?

I am the messenger. So both

Stoppitttt and tell me.....!

You have my terms of surrender. "

So you've given in already?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lovely NotSoPosh my mate thinks your pics are sexy especially the second one(I agree) and he would love to give you a drilling.

Does he? Would he? Tell him to tell me

And thank you

Yours are rather exceptional too "

He said your filters are stopping him from messaging you.

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sssh ssshh theres a new girl here

Nippy say something funny quick"

New girl is used to the charming men of fab so you don't have to pretend anything. Just be yourselves

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"Lol the two I've tried to ask to send a pm for me are blocked

My filters are open if you want messages passing on

Not the only thing that’s open "

You're right, so is my mouth... Can't eat toast with it closed now can I?

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

Not so posh

My friend says you have a gorgeous pair....

Of glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sssh ssshh theres a new girl here

Nippy say something funny quick

New girl is used to the charming men of fab so you don't have to pretend anything. Just be yourselves "

That’s a dangerous thing to be saying... I’ll wait for Nippy to ask for Vag and that’ll calm everyone down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol the two I've tried to ask to send a pm for me are blocked

My filters are open if you want messages passing on

Not the only thing that’s open

You're right, so is my mouth... Can't eat toast with it closed now can I? "

You’re taking this as crude... I was saying your arms so I can come give you a cuddle.

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"Lol the two I've tried to ask to send a pm for me are blocked

My filters are open if you want messages passing on

Not the only thing that’s open

You're right, so is my mouth... Can't eat toast with it closed now can I?

You’re taking this as crude... I was saying your arms so I can come give you a cuddle. "

Haha I didn't take it crudely.. My mind is just unclean!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ms Bossy Biatch after you finish your toast my mate has just mentioned to me that he's laying there, open armed ready for you to climb on top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ms Bossy Biatch after you finish your toast my mate has just mentioned to me that he's laying there, open armed ready for you to climb on top"

Bring the toast... I don’t know how that’s going to be sexy but fuck it lets go

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Seems everyone is busy so I'll be off, I only popped in to see there was room for a little one.

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"Ms Bossy Biatch after you finish your toast my mate has just mentioned to me that he's laying there, open armed ready for you to climb on top

Bring the toast... I don’t know how that’s going to be sexy but fuck it lets go"

This could be a lot muckier & stickier than you imagine... Its smothered with jam

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'll take a slice of toast

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"I'll take a slice of toast "

Did you not have enough biscuits?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm waddling off for a bit. Someone carry the thread on if it fills up

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Not so posh

My friend says you have a gorgeous pair....

Of glasses "

Ooh. I like your friend....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm waddling off for a bit. Someone carry the thread on if it fills up "

Yes sir!

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm in. Happy to pass messages on x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ms Bossy Biatch after you finish your toast my mate has just mentioned to me that he's laying there, open armed ready for you to climb on top

Bring the toast... I don’t know how that’s going to be sexy but fuck it lets go

This could be a lot muckier & stickier than you imagine... Its smothered with jam "

So long as you’re cleaning up your mess then go mental

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My new sexy sweet friend says:

"Please tell private parts

I look forward to the day I get to lay naked with you & devour your cake, you can save the drizzle for covering me!"

PP, just go with the flow when she talks about rings fella....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in for a Sunday munch on Nippy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in for a Sunday munch on Nippy

"

Very funny...

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"My new sexy sweet friend says:

"Please tell private parts

I look forward to the day I get to lay naked with you & devour your cake, you can save the drizzle for covering me!"

PP, just go with the flow when she talks about rings fella.... "

Cock rings I don't need them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Privateparts... My lovely and incredibly beautiful friends has asked if I would tell you that lemon drizzle sounds amazing but very messy, will you need help cleaning it up?

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By *hermodogMan
over a year ago

Melbourne

Count me in too!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Hey Privateparts... My lovely and incredibly beautiful friends has asked if I would tell you that lemon drizzle sounds amazing but very messy, will you need help cleaning it up?"

You do realise I'll be covered too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Privateparts... My lovely and incredibly beautiful friends has asked if I would tell you that lemon drizzle sounds amazing but very messy, will you need help cleaning it up?

You do realise I'll be covered too "

I think she’s counting on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in again

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I've just been asked to send _layfullsam a message.

Sam your cool, kind, well endowed and awesome in bed.

Any hottie would be silly not to give you a chance

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