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I WANT TO FUCK A MILF OR HOTWIFE ANY OFFERS??

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By *amforfun12 OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol

Waiting for offers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waiting for offers "

I like a man with confidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you’re comfortable OP, might be a long wait...

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By *amforfun12 OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol


"Waiting for offers

I like a man with confidence"

I think i am but sometimes not too sure lol x

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By *amforfun12 OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol


"Hope you’re comfortable OP, might be a long wait... "

For want we have to wait ? Lol

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

I can offer you a biscuit while you wait

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By *d4funtimesMan
over a year ago

Cambridge


"I can offer you a biscuit while you wait "

Can i get one too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well at least he’s straight to the point ! No small talk here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can offer you a biscuit while you wait

Can i get one too? "

Well if they're going anyway...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op you look like Fares Fares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Follow your , OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can offer you a biscuit while you wait

Can i get one too?

Well if they're going anyway... "

I’ll take a biscuit too! Kettles on! Xx

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By *d4funtimesMan
over a year ago

Cambridge


"I can offer you a biscuit while you wait

Can i get one too?

Well if they're going anyway...

I’ll take a biscuit too! Kettles on! Xx"

Can i help you with your diy,

while waiting? Lovely pictures. Impatient to see the videos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Join the queue OP!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I’m not married or with sprog. I’m gutted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the kettle on then

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"I’m not married or with sprog. I’m gutted. "

Im not either and yet I'm not gutted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too!

*Enthusiastically puts hand up*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this like Morrison’s deli counter, where you take a ticket and wait for your number to be called?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn the caps lock off dude, it’s Sunday morning

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I’m not married or with sprog. I’m gutted.

Im not either and yet I'm not gutted "

I might have been dripping, but it was with sarcasm.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Any luck OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the off chance you get flooded with too many offers, I'll be your wing man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well as you’ve been so eloquent about it I'm sure they’ll all be right along

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By *attooBBWWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Oh right, I didn’t realise the key to success was coming in and shouting. I’ve been doing it wrong.

Damn.

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Why wait for offers just write to the female half only on our profile. I'll grab my keys and be in the car before, I've read your full address.

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By *ucklingsCouple
over a year ago

Rugby

It’s too early to be shouted at like that!!! Off to make a coffee

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By *talionladMan
over a year ago

surrey and east Yorkshire

Goid lad staight to the point

Must admit Got to love a milf or hot wife for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd also like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me too!

*Enthusiastically puts hand up*"

I've got a banner to hold and a whistle. You coming on a milf march?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This approach doesn't work on me but good luck with your search OP.

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waiting for offers "

You old smoothie, you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me too!

*Enthusiastically puts hand up*

I've got a banner to hold and a whistle. You coming on a milf march? "

How about LIWLTF march? (Lady I would like to fuck)

I don't like to discriminate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*kicks table*

I want a hotwife!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waiting for offers

You old smoothie, you! "

Waiting for your offer anyway

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By *losguygl3Man
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Waiting for offers "

Ha! You and the other 30,000 single male profiles on here.

Best of luck though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me too!

*Enthusiastically puts hand up*

I've got a banner to hold and a whistle. You coming on a milf march?

How about LIWLTF march? (Lady I would like to fuck)

I don't like to discriminate "

Very woke of you, I'll get tshirts and start a petition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think we'd all love a sexy lady this morning.

I myself shall ask more politely for any offers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can offer you a biscuit while you wait

Can i get one too?

Well if they're going anyway...

I’ll take a biscuit too! Kettles on! Xx"

Not a soggy one is it...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me too!

*Enthusiastically puts hand up*

I've got a banner to hold and a whistle. You coming on a milf march? "

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By *uriousKinksterMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

Guys it's been 8 hours since OP's latest reply. Should we send out a search party?

He might be drowning in all the pussy he's getting off the back of his message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think we'd all love a sexy lady this morning.

I myself shall ask more politely for any offers "

I WANT TO FUCK A MILF OR HOTWIFE ANY OFFERS please? Hahaha see if it works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys it's been 8 hours since OP's latest reply. Should we send out a search party?

He might be drowning in all the pussy he's getting off the back of his message "

More like dying of thirst in the desert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I milfs cougars hotwives

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By *amforfun12 OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol


"Join the queue OP! "

You are on top of the queue ??

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

Those biscuits went fast! I best get another pack to share around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those biscuits went fast! I best get another pack to share around "

Just throw a pack my way please 3

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"Those biscuits went fast! I best get another pack to share around

Just throw a pack my way please 3"

A pack?! Don't be so greedy they're for sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*kicks table*

I want a hotwife! "

Stop your tantrums boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah best give me a biscuit as well haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those biscuits went fast! I best get another pack to share around

Just throw a pack my way please 3

A pack?! Don't be so greedy they're for sharing "

I'll take one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*kicks table*

I want a hotwife!

Stop your tantrums boy "

But I want I want I want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*kicks table*

I want a hotwife!

Stop your tantrums boy

But I want I want I want "

Careful what you wish for wee man

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"Those biscuits went fast! I best get another pack to share around

Just throw a pack my way please 3

A pack?! Don't be so greedy they're for sharing

I'll take one "

Take a couple Oreo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m not married or with sprog. I’m gutted. "

Same. Shall we wait in the corner with some gin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those biscuits went fast! I best get another pack to share around

Just throw a pack my way please 3

A pack?! Don't be so greedy they're for sharing

I'll take one

Take a couple Oreo "

I'll take a handful and some biscuits too thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive been called a milf and a gilf....but i pass thanks anyway

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

James if I was a MILF I’d be dripping like a St Bernards chin waiting for you to pound both my holes with such a delightful offer

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"Those biscuits went fast! I best get another pack to share around

Just throw a pack my way please 3

A pack?! Don't be so greedy they're for sharing

I'll take one

Take a couple Oreo

I'll take a handful and some biscuits too thanks "

Only a handful if you have small hands

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"*kicks table*

I want a hotwife! "

I want a hot bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those biscuits went fast! I best get another pack to share around

Just throw a pack my way please 3

A pack?! Don't be so greedy they're for sharing

I'll take one

Take a couple Oreo

I'll take a handful and some biscuits too thanks

Only a handful if you have small hands "

What if you have above average hands

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"Those biscuits went fast! I best get another pack to share around

Just throw a pack my way please 3

A pack?! Don't be so greedy they're for sharing

I'll take one

Take a couple Oreo

I'll take a handful and some biscuits too thanks

Only a handful if you have small hands

What if you have above average hands"

Then you will have less than a handful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those biscuits went fast! I best get another pack to share around

Just throw a pack my way please 3

A pack?! Don't be so greedy they're for sharing

I'll take one

Take a couple Oreo

I'll take a handful and some biscuits too thanks

Only a handful if you have small hands

What if you have above average hands

Then you will have less than a handful "

The opposite of what you'll have

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"Those biscuits went fast! I best get another pack to share around

Just throw a pack my way please 3

A pack?! Don't be so greedy they're for sharing

I'll take one

Take a couple Oreo

I'll take a handful and some biscuits too thanks

Only a handful if you have small hands

What if you have above average hands

Then you will have less than a handful

The opposite of what you'll have "

I tend to measure a fullness with my mouth rather than my hands

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"Any luck OP? "

yeah lol he needs to join a very long queue of fabbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The old go to the trade counter and ask for a left handed hammer n long weight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr wants a Ferrari 458 italia its the same quest

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"The old go to the trade counter and ask for a left handed hammer n long weight "

Or a new bubble for the spirit level

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive been called a milf and a gilf....but i pass thanks anyway"

Who cares I love leaving on your ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive been called a milf and a gilf....but i pass thanks anyway

Who cares I love leaving on your ass "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive been called a milf and a gilf....but i pass thanks anyway

Who cares I love leaving on your ass "

Typo lol perving lol not leaving lol but mr would leave a deposit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"James if I was a MILF I’d be dripping like a St Bernards chin waiting for you to pound both my holes with such a delightful offer "

We have a mastiff that drools like a brasses crutch does that still count ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A+ for effort OP.

D- for execution

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A+ for effort OP.

D- for execution

Lol "

Harsh

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By *ic_khan2341Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Waiting for offers "

Plenty on here looking. Try and message few on the search facility.

Get those meeting arranged for when this all ends!

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

I love a man that knows what he wants

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

As long as you have put that energy out it will happen lol

I want to be a millionaire you see energy out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op you look like Fares Fares "

Department Q

Love those films

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By *nblemishedhotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Warwick

I'm sure HW will be queing up. Ill be at the back.

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

I think you need to try a little harder OP

Perhaps a more personal approach is required

You know, not make the lady feel like an object!

Sadly I think you have a lot to learn about more mature ladies

Good luck

Jo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies, can you count me in your offers x

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By *amforfun12 OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol


"Join the queue OP! "

Im pleased for you and looking forward,u seems ideal for me only if u accept x

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By *amforfun12 OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol

You are special and i will put you without staying on queue ??

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By *amforfun12 OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol


"Why wait for offers just write to the female half only on our profile. I'll grab my keys and be in the car before, I've read your full address. "

Yes you are more than welcome i can't msg on your profile I dont know why

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By *amforfun12 OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol


"James if I was a MILF I’d be dripping like a St Bernards chin waiting for you to pound both my holes with such a delightful offer

We have a mastiff that drools like a brasses crutch does that still count ? "

Yes i will accept with all my pleasure, I cant msg you on private can u msg me ?

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