FabSwingers.com forum: Why are you awake?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes, I'm nosey

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Because I have no self control and I haven't put my phone down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because I have no self control and I haven't put my phone down"

Haha!

atleast it's Sunday tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's my only night away from all responsibility and I'm not ready to go to bed yet

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Night owl. Always up late.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a wee drink x

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

I'm just lucky I guess. Have to be up at 6.00 for overtime too

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By *armandwet50Couple
over a year ago

Far far away

"Because I have no self control and I haven't put my phone down

Haha!

atleast it's Sunday tomorrow"

Really? I thought it was Monday tomorrow (look at the time)

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By *ambofkMan
over a year ago

Hamilton

To horny to sleep and just perving and chatting on fab x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because I have no self control and I haven't put my phone down

Haha!

atleast it's Sunday tomorrow

Really? I thought it was Monday tomorrow (look at the time)

Good point, maybe I shouldn't be awake

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

To quote faithless: I can't get no sleep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm just lucky I guess. Have to be up at 6.00 for overtime too

Ooo! Good luck with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To quote faithless: I can't get no sleep."

Ahh someone in the insomnia club, welcome lovely

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Because im on a high as I won 3 games to 1 at chess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mix of nightshifts and I slept til 11am this morning x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Having a wee drink x"

Nice, what you drinking?

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

I'll manage. The money's too good not to lol

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

I am watching a tv program about a guy who's testicles have grown to a weight of 10 stone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's my only night away from all responsibility and I'm not ready to go to bed yet

FAir enough. You going to chat shit with us instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’ve been enjoying some alone time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Night owl. Always up late. "

I'm an early bird that can't sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a rum and watching new order

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By *eachyfunCouple
over a year ago

Truro

Because my wife is chatting with her Bull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm looking for mischief..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cant sleep "

Come join our insomnia club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Busy looking at your profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because im on a high as I won 3 games to 1 at chess

Woohoo! Well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...because you keep bugging me with questions while I'm trying to fall asleep

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Silly women, it’s only 20:11 here.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"I am watching a tv program about a guy who's testicles have grown to a weight of 10 stone."

Not seen the tv program but I read some case notes about it if that's Wesley Warren.

So sad.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because I'm looking for mischief..

Haha! Have fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...because you keep bugging me with questions while I'm trying to fall asleep

Oops!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Silly women, it’s only 20:11 here.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I am watching a tv program about a guy who's testicles have grown to a weight of 10 stone."

Sounds like a character our of Viz..... Billy bollock and his unfeasibly large testicles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not actually sure why. I was sad and wanted distraction. Then I got horny. Then I got entertained.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Binge watching Celebrity Masterchef and drinking Brewdog herbal rum.

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By *etguydeeMan
over a year ago

dundee

Because I couldn't sleep lastnight and its thrown body clock right off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on my second of 3 consecutive 18hr night shifts.

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Because I'm not asleep yet, and keep getting distracted by boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've got a hotel room and are making our own Espresso martinis since the bar shut. Taking a break and checking out fab before we continue the evening

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By *talionladMan
over a year ago

surrey and east Yorkshire

I work nites and have a nite of and can't sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm on my second of 3 consecutive 18hr night shifts."

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in work until 7am

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By *pl83mfCouple
over a year ago

Montreal

Looking for someone to chat with

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Because I'm not asleep yet, and keep getting distracted by boobs

Boobs can be quite a distraction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm a fool to myself. Every morning when I wake up, I say to myself that I will be in bed early tonight.. But I never change.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because I'm not asleep yet, and keep getting distracted by boobs

They are a good distraction

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We've got a hotel room and are making our own Espresso martinis since the bar shut. Taking a break and checking out fab before we continue the evening

Sounds like fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on my second of 3 consecutive 18hr night shifts.

Ouch!

Every friday to sunday.

Confrontations with gypsies keeps away the boredom lol

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By *ongue85Man
over a year ago

near by

It’s the weekend

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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

My mind is working overtime

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Watching Commando

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

"I am watching a tv program about a guy who's testicles have grown to a weight of 10 stone.

Not seen the tv program but I read some case notes about it if that's Wesley Warren.

So sad."

Yes that is the guy. It's an unbelievable story and yes very sad has an operation to remove the tumour and survives to get a normal life again, to die from diabetes related problems. Very sad indeed.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Midnight munchies and needing toast and noodles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've got a hotel room and are making our own Espresso martinis since the bar shut. Taking a break and checking out fab before we continue the evening

Sounds like fun

Can't complain, it's not going to waste, the coffee helps us stay awake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My mind is working overtime "

I know that feeling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just can’t sleep!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just can’t sleep!"

Do you ever sleep?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just can’t sleep!

Do you ever sleep?

3 hours a night when I’m lucky...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are being naughty and on an all-nighter ????????? fed up of the covid stuff right now! So frustrating!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just can’t sleep!

Do you ever sleep?

3 hours a night when I’m lucky...

Your as bad as me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Midnight munchies and needing toast and noodles

Haha! That's a random combination

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By *ustonce1Man
over a year ago

Leicester

bloody BIGfight in the street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just can’t sleep!

Do you ever sleep?

3 hours a night when I’m lucky...

Your as bad as me "

Great company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a perv

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"Dark" on netflix

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Watching out for aliens

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By *eachyfunCouple
over a year ago

Truro

Still chatting to her Bull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tune!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s the name lols

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drinking a rum.

May have a top up.

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By *rCandPrincessCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Drinking sambuca...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on duty and on here having a perv lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will have to look that one up! My boobs are a G cup and I often laugh about if he had balls as big as my boobs

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By *ercedes60Man
over a year ago

waterford

It’s Saturday sure sipping and fabbin.happy. out ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha! Too horny to sleep, as per lol

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By *tockton GentMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

I'm working or at least at work waiting on others to finish their bit.

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Not a clue I'm shattered to be honest, just put my fan on so should be asleep in the next 5 mins haha

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

douglas

Nosing on here x

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By *urves and KinksCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Laying next to a poorly curves, watching "American horror story" hoping curves will get better soon. So we can have a date night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn’t sleep feeling in need of snuggle.

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By *hisguysfilthMan
over a year ago

whyteleafe

Because I’m so horny but I can’t even get a quickie for fuck sake ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m on night shift. Finished all the necessary paperwork and now I just have to stay awake until 8am.

So I’m going to perv on you lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m on night shift. Finished all the necessary paperwork and now I just have to stay awake until 8am.

So I’m going to perv on you lot

Perv & horny

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

douglas

Who's still awake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's still awake"

Me. Sadly

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

douglas

"Who's still awake

Me. Sadly

I already knew that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching UFC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another night of insomnia hits hard. Thank god for Disney plus, currently having an avengers marathon and dipping in and out of Fab

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

Me...cup of tea...

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By *he shaggersCouple
over a year ago

vancouver island

Coz i don't live in England

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By *X Mr Kipling XxMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Watching UFC

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By *ark7Man
over a year ago

Ireland

It's 7:30am where I am

Morning all

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"It's 7:30am where I am

Morning all"
obviously you're not in Ireland atm? good morning. Couldn't sleep and enjoying the quietness of the night.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Coz i don't live in England"

you guys live in a city i have on my travel bucket list for years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another night of insomnia hits hard. Thank god for Disney plus, currently having an avengers marathon and dipping in and out of Fab "

I’m watching A Series of Unfortunate Events on Netflix. It’s not bad! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To horny to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because my husband is a bad man lol ?? xxx

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"To horny to sleep "

snap.... looking for hot men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because the old twat over the fence likes to wake up coughing his guts up every morning and waking everyone else up

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By *X Mr Kipling XxMan
over a year ago

Norwich

While I am watching the ufc fighting I also having a little perve on here too

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Because the old twat over the fence likes to wake up coughing his guts up every morning and waking everyone else up"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, I'm nosey

Cause l go to bed early and wake naturally at this time ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To horny to sleep

snap.... looking for hot men

Well .tbh..you certainly won't be in any shortage of guys wanting to meet you

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"To horny to sleep

snap.... looking for hot men

Well .tbh..you certainly won't be in any shortage of guys wanting to meet you "

Yes but would prefer quality over quantity

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By *agnar1980Man
over a year ago

Poole

Too horny to sleep so am having a perv on fabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To horny to sleep

snap.... looking for hot men

Well .tbh..you certainly won't be in any shortage of guys wanting to meet you

Yes but would prefer quality over quantity "

Well ..you drive the bus so it's up to you who you let on it ..and rightly so ..

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"To horny to sleep

snap.... looking for hot men

Well .tbh..you certainly won't be in any shortage of guys wanting to meet you

Yes but would prefer quality over quantity

Well ..you drive the bus so it's up to you who you let on it ..and rightly so .."

Exactly just looking for the right people. Good luck to you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To horny to sleep

snap.... looking for hot men

Well .tbh..you certainly won't be in any shortage of guys wanting to meet you

Yes but would prefer quality over quantity

Well ..you drive the bus so it's up to you who you let on it ..and rightly so ..

Exactly just looking for the right people. Good luck to you too

You too... Knock their socks off lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm and early riser, cant settle, a little horny and feeling blah

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By *odge2013Man
over a year ago

south lancing

Because girl I with tonight decided to put her knickers on b4 she left x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I am not sleeping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, I'm nosey

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about to hit the surf x it’s a lovely day people x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's eight o'clock and the run is shining in to to room.

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By *d4funtimesMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Yes, I'm nosey

Wake up very horny and you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoy my early morning fab fix

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By *ohn n jodieCouple (MM)
over a year ago

warrington

Hard on has woke me up , morning glory often does , my own alarm clock !

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By *hr0bbingh00dMan
over a year ago

wirral

Rolled over onto morning wood and can't get back to sleep now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Body clock and bloody birds outside

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Because I always, always wake up at stupid o'clock in the bloody morning

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By *ortherner26Man
over a year ago

North East

Same as lots on here. I get up 6 for work every day, so weekends tend to be no different. Sometimes i get a sleep in until 7am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dog came and woke me at 5:30 wanting to go outside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because there’s some lovely bright sunshine that has decided I don’t need to sleep past 7am

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By *eachesAndCream99Couple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Cardiff just off the M4

Because I can put up with the wet patch no longer... and it was in my side unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I am not sleeping"

This

The sense of that comment is astonishing.

#selfpraised

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By *ove2Lick!Man
over a year ago

Banbury

Work

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

My daughter woke me not feeling well, and now she’s gone back to bed and I can’t sleep. Typical ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up at 5 in work for 6

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By *othin 2 proveCouple
over a year ago

Blackpool

A question I often ask myself!

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By *inky man 64Man
over a year ago

hampshire ( ask for town)

sun is blazing through the bedroom window.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A question I often ask myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no idea but I'm very horny this morning

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Kids woke me up at 6:30am

At what age do they start sleeping in till 3pm in the afternoon? Because I’ll throw a big party

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

"Kids woke me up at 6:30am

At what age do they start sleeping in till 3pm in the afternoon? Because I’ll throw a big party

My daughter is 14 and she sleeps til 2pm some days (obviously not today though as she’s unwell). It is nice to have a lie in but also frustrating when you’re trying to “home school” a teen whilst you work ... sometimes I come home from work at 5pm and she’s only been up 2 hours, sat eating her cereal

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Kids woke me up at 6:30am

At what age do they start sleeping in till 3pm in the afternoon? Because I’ll throw a big party

strewth! I can see how that’s frustrating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I’m always awake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hardon woke me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just awoke in Devon to a beautiful morning

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