FabSwingers.com forum: Is it a good idea to message someone on here when you have a hardon

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Or on any dating/ social app for that matter?

Because you don’t half come out with some stupid sounding shit

Oh well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a real question... Or are you looking for someone to pat you on the head and tell you it's alright

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I prefer to type using my fingers but that's just me.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I don’t think I they will know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that a real question... Or are you looking for someone to pat you on the head and tell you it's alright

It's an appalling life choice.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

But why would you message anyone on here if not to tell them you've got a hard on? At least 75% of messages I receive that aren't just "How ru" mention the sender's erection. Sometimes their full balls get mentioned too.

I'm quite tempted to include details of my tumescent member when I send messages - it certainly seems to be the done thing.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Or on any dating/ social app for that matter?

Because you don’t half come out with some stupid sounding shit

Oh well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you trying to say you lose the ability to string a sentence together when you have an erection ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t think I they will know

Have you got erection Babs ?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I don’t think I they will know

I can pretty much guess which guys are

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Don't get the keyboard too sticky

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By *ensualgent38Man
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Much better to massage someone when you have a hard on. Never fails to go from the sensual the the sexual!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean... The general rule is don't do the food shopping when you're hungru. Does the same logic apply *shrugs*. I don't possess the anatomy to answer the question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never message anyone when you have a cob on either

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"I mean... The general rule is don't do the food shopping when you're hungru. Does the same logic apply *shrugs*. I don't possess the anatomy to answer the question. "

But that would mean don't go looking when your horny. I really don't like that kinda logic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean... The general rule is don't do the food shopping when you're hungru. Does the same logic apply *shrugs*. I don't possess the anatomy to answer the question.

But that would mean don't go looking when your horny. I really don't like that kinda logic

I feel like looking when I'm horny would cloud my judgement

hornglasses. A stronger beer goggle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No because I sometimes pm women with things which I would never come out with if I didn't have a boner and I'm just so vulgar but I can't help it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's a hairy dude it sometimes solves my problem and then I can message the ladies free from guilt.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wise man once told me that when a man's cock is hard his brain is soft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A wise man once told me that when a man's cock is hard his brain is soft "

totally agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read it first as "massage" someone..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No because I sometimes pm women with things which I would never come out with if I didn't have a boner and I'm just so vulgar but I can't help it

That's not really a very good excuse

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