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 Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Newbies, thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface  | |||
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I am having a house party on another thread. Would you like me to play a request? | |||
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"Good evening James, what’s your weather been like recently? "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. Well, today I crossed the border and went to Wales, it was sunny in Welshpool. A bit cloudier in Shrewsbury. It's a bit cool now, I've put a hoody on. | |||
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"Jolivia Newton-John Moi? I'm about to get my noggin down I think. First week back at work has pulverised me" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. Don't go breaking my heart. I'm not surprised, get some rest. Smileyface | |||
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"Yo Jimchop. Have you been swanning around today?.
I am having a house party on another thread. Would you like me to play a request? "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. You know I have! Kylie Minogue Better the Devil You Know, please. Smileyface | |||
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"Jimboooooooooooooooooooooooooooo "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Mystique. To see you is such a treat. | |||
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"Hey Jim x" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grey Cat. Have you returned to work? x | |||
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"Good evening James, what’s your weather been like recently?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. Well, today I crossed the border and went to Wales, it was sunny in Welshpool. A bit cloudier in Shrewsbury. It's a bit cool now, I've put a hoody on. "Can you organise some nice weather for this neck of the woods? I’ve time to enjoy it now so I’d be extremely grateful  | |||
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"Yo Jimchop. Have you been swanning around today?.
I am having a house party on another thread. Would you like me to play a request?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. You know I have!
Kylie Minogue Better the Devil You Know, please. Smileyface"Spinning for you now  | |||
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"Good evening Jim and everyone on the forum..." Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. Merry Saturday. How are you? | |||
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"Good evening jimboooooooo "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sassy.  | |||
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"Good evening James, what’s your weather been like recently?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. Well, today I crossed the border and went to Wales, it was sunny in Welshpool. A bit cloudier in Shrewsbury. It's a bit cool now, I've put a hoody on.
Can you organise some nice weather for this neck of the woods? I’ve time to enjoy it now so I’d be extremely grateful "I will see what I can do. | |||
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"Evening Jim Had a nice evening with family at a distance bbq Now home and feel a bit meh Hoping the forums can cheer me up Jo x "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jo. Why do you feel meh? x | |||
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"Yo Jimchop. Have you been swanning around today?.
I am having a house party on another thread. Would you like me to play a request?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. You know I have!
Kylie Minogue Better the Devil You Know, please. Smileyface
Spinning for you now "Yeah! | |||
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"Evening Jim Had a nice evening with family at a distance bbq Now home and feel a bit meh Hoping the forums can cheer me up Jo x
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jo. Why do you feel meh? x"Have a kiss. x | |||
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"Good evening Jim and everyone on the forum... Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. Merry Saturday. How are you?" I'm a happy hammer tonight....cant believe Antonio scored 4 times! I know it was only against Norwich but still... | |||
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"Eeeeevening Jim, today I bought a small mirror for a tenner and an abstract art in a second-hand shop. Cycled home with them carrying them tied together in my left hand. My arm got a bit tired so I held the mirror on the left side of the handlebars for a moment. A flash woman cyclist on a road bike overtook me and said, "Nice balance"." Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pip. Good shopping, good cycling. Where's the abstract art going to go? | |||
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"Good evening Jim and everyone on the forum... Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. Merry Saturday. How are you? I'm a happy hammer tonight....cant believe Antonio scored 4 times! I know it was only against Norwich but still..." Still got to put the ball in the back of the net. Other clichés are available. | |||
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"Good evening James, what’s your weather been like recently?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. Well, today I crossed the border and went to Wales, it was sunny in Welshpool. A bit cloudier in Shrewsbury. It's a bit cool now, I've put a hoody on. "Good evening Jim, evening all. I too was there today, it was indeed sunny. I've also put a hoodie on now  | |||
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"Good evening Jim, evening all
Congratulations Pink "Thanks Babs, anyone stolen your boobie woobies today? | |||
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"Evening Jim Had a nice evening with family at a distance bbq Now home and feel a bit meh Hoping the forums can cheer me up Jo x
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jo. Why do you feel meh? x"It was really nice to see people after so long, shame to come home X | |||
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"Good evening James, what’s your weather been like recently?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. Well, today I crossed the border and went to Wales, it was sunny in Welshpool. A bit cloudier in Shrewsbury. It's a bit cool now, I've put a hoody on.
Can you organise some nice weather for this neck of the woods? I’ve time to enjoy it now so I’d be extremely grateful
I will see what I can do."You’re a gent James xxx | |||
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"Good evening James, what’s your weather been like recently?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. Well, today I crossed the border and went to Wales, it was sunny in Welshpool. A bit cloudier in Shrewsbury. It's a bit cool now, I've put a hoody on.
Good evening Jim, evening all. I too was there today, it was indeed sunny. I've also put a hoodie on now "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bob. I was hanging out with swans and cygnets at the canal. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface | |||
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"Good evening Jim, evening all
Congratulations Pink
Thanks Babs, anyone stolen your boobie woobies today? " | |||
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"Evening Jim Had a nice evening with family at a distance bbq Now home and feel a bit meh Hoping the forums can cheer me up Jo x
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jo. Why do you feel meh? x
It was really nice to see people after so long, shame to come home
X"Aw. You have to leave so you can see them again. x | |||
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"Good evening James, what’s your weather been like recently?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. Well, today I crossed the border and went to Wales, it was sunny in Welshpool. A bit cloudier in Shrewsbury. It's a bit cool now, I've put a hoody on.
Can you organise some nice weather for this neck of the woods? I’ve time to enjoy it now so I’d be extremely grateful
I will see what I can do.
You’re a gent James xxx"Yes I am. x | |||
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"Good evening Jim, evening all
Congratulations Pink
Thanks Babs, anyone stolen your boobie woobies today? "Not today Pink but there’s still time | |||
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"The abstract art's on the wall to my left. Time for dating stories... Started talking to a new woman, who I'll call B. Farsi speaking B came to the UK aged 16 from Iran and learned fluent English. B is one of a family of four children. Now she has a masters in science. This time I'm being more careful not to rush ahead asking loads of questions without waiting for replies." Pip, slow is good. You're doing well. | |||
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"Evening master Jim XX in bed waiting for meds to work " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Voddy. Nocturnal love to you. x | |||
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"Evening Jim Evening everybody x" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Razzle. I've just fabbed your kilt. Smileyface | |||
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"Good morning everybody. I'm living in the future. " Is everything back to normal in the future LBC? hello btw | |||
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"Good morning everybody. I'm living in the future. " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. Have you got a car that you drive in the sky? | |||
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"Good morning everybody. I'm living in the future. Is everything back to normal in the future LBC? hello btw"No!! If you think Covid is bad just wait until September. All I'm going to say is PREPARE FOR ZOMBIES. | |||
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"Good morning everybody. I'm living in the future. Is everything back to normal in the future LBC? hello btw
No!!
If you think Covid is bad just wait until September. All I'm going to say is PREPARE FOR ZOMBIES."I didn't realise you had seen my face | |||
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"Good morning everybody. I'm living in the future. Is everything back to normal in the future LBC? hello btw
No!!
If you think Covid is bad just wait until September. All I'm going to say is PREPARE FOR ZOMBIES."The dude that created The Walking Dead is from Shrewsbury, I'll ask him for advice. | |||
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"Good morning everybody. I'm living in the future. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. Have you got a car that you drive in the sky?" Yes. I'm quite fortunate actually because I am highly intelligent and my speciality is building flying cars. So, it is currently September the 6th 2020 and I am typing this from my flying car. Zombies are below eating people. If you can Jim I would highly recommend you learn how to build a flying car. Make sure to stock up on milkshake too as I took most of the stock when I went up to the sky. By the way I am being very serious. I promise. | |||
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"Good morning everybody. I'm living in the future. Is everything back to normal in the future LBC? hello btw
No!!
If you think Covid is bad just wait until September. All I'm going to say is PREPARE FOR ZOMBIES.
I didn't realise you had seen my face "Your face is an absolute delight!! | |||
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"Evening Jim Evening everybody x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Razzle. I've just fabbed your kilt. Smileyface" Thanks Jim took fo a bit of fun | |||
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"Good morning everybody. I'm living in the future. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. Have you got a car that you drive in the sky? Yes. I'm quite fortunate actually because I am highly intelligent and my speciality is building flying cars. So, it is currently September the 6th 2020 and I am typing this from my flying car. Zombies are below eating people. If you can Jim I would highly recommend you learn how to build a flying car. Make sure to stock up on milkshake too as I took most of the stock when I went up to the sky. By the way I am being very serious. I promise." Oh man, I couldn't get any strawberry Nesquik today. I'll Google how to build a flying car, how difficult can it be. | |||
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"Evening Jim Evening everybody x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Razzle. I've just fabbed your kilt. Smileyface Thanks Jim took fo a bit of fun "I love fun! | |||
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"Evening all. Ooh lemon is living in the future. Hope you're well when you finally see this message. " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mag. I wonder what future lemon tastes like? | |||
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"Evening all. Ooh lemon is living in the future. Hope you're well when you finally see this message. " I'm sorry to tell you Magneto but the zombies ate your legs and you've somehow survived on tomato soup and bandages. I send you a kiss every day. | |||
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"Good morning everybody. I'm living in the future. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. Have you got a car that you drive in the sky? Yes. I'm quite fortunate actually because I am highly intelligent and my speciality is building flying cars. So, it is currently September the 6th 2020 and I am typing this from my flying car. Zombies are below eating people. If you can Jim I would highly recommend you learn how to build a flying car. Make sure to stock up on milkshake too as I took most of the stock when I went up to the sky. By the way I am being very serious. I promise. Oh man, I couldn't get any strawberry Nesquik today. I'll Google how to build a flying car, how difficult can it be." It's so easy Jim. But only if you are as intelligent as I am. And I am very very very bright and intelligent. Trust me. Don't forget I am a discreet swinger so naturally that means I'm intelligent. Did I mention I am intelligent? I can help you but it will cost you £4 and trust me that's so much money when it comes to the future. | |||
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"Evening all. Ooh lemon is living in the future. Hope you're well when you finally see this message. I'm sorry to tell you Magneto but the zombies ate your legs and you've somehow survived on tomato soup and bandages. I send you a kiss every day. "I will miss my legs and I hate tomato soup but I'm sure the kisses will make up for it. | |||
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"Evening all. Ooh lemon is living in the future. Hope you're well when you finally see this message. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mag. I wonder what future lemon tastes like?" Probably great with all the dead people fertiliser. | |||
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"Good morning everybody. I'm living in the future. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. Have you got a car that you drive in the sky? Yes. I'm quite fortunate actually because I am highly intelligent and my speciality is building flying cars. So, it is currently September the 6th 2020 and I am typing this from my flying car. Zombies are below eating people. If you can Jim I would highly recommend you learn how to build a flying car. Make sure to stock up on milkshake too as I took most of the stock when I went up to the sky. By the way I am being very serious. I promise. Oh man, I couldn't get any strawberry Nesquik today. I'll Google how to build a flying car, how difficult can it be. It's so easy Jim. But only if you are as intelligent as I am. And I am very very very bright and intelligent. Trust me. Don't forget I am a discreet swinger so naturally that means I'm intelligent. Did I mention I am intelligent? I can help you but it will cost you £4 and trust me that's so much money when it comes to the future." I shouldn't laugh this is a very serious warning. There isn't time for laughter. | |||
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"Evening all. Ooh lemon is living in the future. Hope you're well when you finally see this message. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mag. I wonder what future lemon tastes like? Probably great with all the dead people fertiliser. " | |||
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"Evening Jim Evening everybody x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Razzle. I've just fabbed your kilt. Smileyface Thanks Jim took fo a bit of fun
I love fun! "Think we all do | |||
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"Wonderrrrrrwomannnnnn At your mercy!! "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kat, you wonder woman. Merci. Smileyface | |||
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"Hey Jim xx" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. Happy Saturday. x | |||
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"Hey Jim xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. Happy Saturday. x" Yay. One more day off then back at work lol xx | |||
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"Evening all. Ooh lemon is living in the future. Hope you're well when you finally see this message. I'm sorry to tell you Magneto but the zombies ate your legs and you've somehow survived on tomato soup and bandages. I send you a kiss every day.
I will miss my legs and I hate tomato soup but I'm sure the kisses will make up for it. "The kisses do help you. Before I blew you kisses you didn't want to go on. But as I have said to Jim, my intelligence has made you a stronger person. I also throw you a DVD every once in a while to keep you sane. Your favourite was James Bond 67 that you will watch on August the 4th. | |||
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" I shouldn't laugh this is a very serious warning. There isn't time for laughter."Why do I feel like you aren't taking me and my intelligence seriously??? You will regret your actions when the world starts to fall apart on July 28th. | |||
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"Hey Jim xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. Happy Saturday. x Yay. One more day off then back at work lol xx" What are you doing tomorrow? x | |||
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" I shouldn't laugh this is a very serious warning. There isn't time for laughter.
Why do I feel like you aren't taking me and my intelligence seriously??? You will regret your actions when the world starts to fall apart on July 28th. "*Straightens up* | |||
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"Evening all. On a stealth mission into the unknown of the nocturnal thread. Batman, Superman says he misses you and hi. " Good evening! | |||
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" I shouldn't laugh this is a very serious warning. There isn't time for laughter.
Why do I feel like you aren't taking me and my intelligence seriously??? You will regret your actions when the world starts to fall apart on July 28th.
*Straightens up*"You know I'm just worried about you Jimbo | |||
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"Good evening Jim and anybody I like been doing a bit of Weeding today and tomorrow, I'm painting the garage door
"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening anybody Samiss likes. It's all go in Essex. Smileyface | |||
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"Hey Jim xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. Happy Saturday. x Yay. One more day off then back at work lol xx What are you doing tomorrow? x" Relaxing before the shit storm lol xx | |||
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"Good evening Jim and anybody I like been doing a bit of Weeding today and tomorrow, I'm painting the garage door
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening anybody Samiss likes. It's all go in Essex. Smileyface"Oh it is | |||
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"Evening all. On a stealth mission into the unknown of the nocturnal thread. Batman, Superman says he misses you and hi. " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso. Welcome to the nocturnal cave. I'm glad Superman got in touch. I miss him. Should I be worried about the method of communication? | |||
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"Good evening Jim and anybody I like been doing a bit of Weeding today and tomorrow, I'm painting the garage door
"Hello Samiss I chopped the heads off my plants today with my strimmer. | |||
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"Heeelllllllloooooooooooooo ". Hello Dan | |||
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" I shouldn't laugh this is a very serious warning. There isn't time for laughter.
Why do I feel like you aren't taking me and my intelligence seriously??? You will regret your actions when the world starts to fall apart on July 28th.
*Straightens up*
You know I'm just worried about you Jimbo "I do my best work when straightened and erect. | |||
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"Evening all. Ooh lemon is living in the future. Hope you're well when you finally see this message. I'm sorry to tell you Magneto but the zombies ate your legs and you've somehow survived on tomato soup and bandages. I send you a kiss every day.
I will miss my legs and I hate tomato soup but I'm sure the kisses will make up for it.
The kisses do help you. Before I blew you kisses you didn't want to go on. But as I have said to Jim, my intelligence has made you a stronger person. I also throw you a DVD every once in a while to keep you sane. Your favourite was James Bond 67 that you will watch on August the 4th."My absolute hero! I can't wait for bond 67. I want to thank you in advance for all that you will do for me, with your intelligence, of course. But did you not even make me a car too, am I still in danger there? | |||
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"Good evening Jim and anybody I like been doing a bit of Weeding today and tomorrow, I'm painting the garage door
Hello Samiss I chopped the heads off my plants today with my strimmer. "Oh dear Babs, they will grow back...if not, off to the garden centre for you. | |||
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"Heeelllllllloooooooooooooo .
Hello Dan "Hello you | |||
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"Evening all. On a stealth mission into the unknown of the nocturnal thread. Batman, Superman says he misses you and hi. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso. Welcome to the nocturnal cave. I'm glad Superman got in touch. I miss him. Should I be worried about the method of communication?" Not sure. I got the message by carrier pigeon which is why it took so long..... | |||
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"Good evening Jim and anybody I like been doing a bit of Weeding today and tomorrow, I'm painting the garage door
Hello Samiss I chopped the heads off my plants today with my strimmer.
Oh dear Babs, they will grow back...if not, off to the garden centre for you. "I’m not a gardener but I do try | |||
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"Evening all. On a stealth mission into the unknown of the nocturnal thread. Batman, Superman says he misses you and hi. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso. Welcome to the nocturnal cave. I'm glad Superman got in touch. I miss him. Should I be worried about the method of communication? Not sure. I got the message by carrier pigeon which is why it took so long..... " Fair do's. | |||
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" I shouldn't laugh this is a very serious warning. There isn't time for laughter.
Why do I feel like you aren't taking me and my intelligence seriously??? You will regret your actions when the world starts to fall apart on July 28th.
*Straightens up*
You know I'm just worried about you Jimbo
I do my best work when straightened and erect. "Jim the bad news I forgot to mention is a zombie eats your penis. When you post on Fab in a few months your username is PenisHasGone-Jim | |||
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"Evening Jim and all you beautiful people!! I’m on night shift, all my paperwork is done so I can perv all night at you crazy lot "Are you a nurse? The buzzer will go off in 5-4-3-2-1 | |||
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"Evening all. Ooh lemon is living in the future. Hope you're well when you finally see this message. I'm sorry to tell you Magneto but the zombies ate your legs and you've somehow survived on tomato soup and bandages. I send you a kiss every day.
I will miss my legs and I hate tomato soup but I'm sure the kisses will make up for it.
The kisses do help you. Before I blew you kisses you didn't want to go on. But as I have said to Jim, my intelligence has made you a stronger person. I also throw you a DVD every once in a while to keep you sane. Your favourite was James Bond 67 that you will watch on August the 4th.
My absolute hero! I can't wait for bond 67.
I want to thank you in advance for all that you will do for me, with your intelligence, of course. But did you not even make me a car too, am I still in danger there?
"You're welcome!! I look out for my Fab friends. I didn't bother to make you a car though as you have no legs and they are a pretty important part of driving. I thought you'd know that but I forget not everyone is as intelligent as me. X | |||
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"Evening Jim and all you beautiful people!! I’m on night shift, all my paperwork is done so I can perv all night at you crazy lot "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cats. You didn't waste any time, pervert. | |||
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"Evening Jim and all you beautiful people!! I’m on night shift, all my paperwork is done so I can perv all night at you crazy lot "I love your avatar! | |||
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" I shouldn't laugh this is a very serious warning. There isn't time for laughter.
Why do I feel like you aren't taking me and my intelligence seriously??? You will regret your actions when the world starts to fall apart on July 28th.
*Straightens up*
You know I'm just worried about you Jimbo
I do my best work when straightened and erect.
Jim the bad news I forgot to mention is a zombie eats your penis. When you post on Fab in a few months your username is PenisHasGone-Jim "You could have cushioned the blow. | |||
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"Good evening to all you wonderful and sexy people. "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, wonderful sexy, Chunky. Smileyface | |||
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"Evening jim bob xx" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cat. How are you doing? x | |||
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" I shouldn't laugh this is a very serious warning. There isn't time for laughter.
Why do I feel like you aren't taking me and my intelligence seriously??? You will regret your actions when the world starts to fall apart on July 28th.
*Straightens up*
You know I'm just worried about you Jimbo
I do my best work when straightened and erect.
Jim the bad news I forgot to mention is a zombie eats your penis. When you post on Fab in a few months your username is PenisHasGone-Jim
You could have cushioned the blow."Sorry. The good news is the zombie that bites off your dick is pretty sexy. | |||
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" I shouldn't laugh this is a very serious warning. There isn't time for laughter.
Why do I feel like you aren't taking me and my intelligence seriously??? You will regret your actions when the world starts to fall apart on July 28th.
*Straightens up*
You know I'm just worried about you Jimbo
I do my best work when straightened and erect.
Jim the bad news I forgot to mention is a zombie eats your penis. When you post on Fab in a few months your username is PenisHasGone-Jim
You could have cushioned the blow.
Sorry. The good news is the zombie that bites off your dick is pretty sexy. "I'll make sure I have the requisite chewing gum. | |||
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"Good evening to all you wonderful and sexy people.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, wonderful sexy, Chunky. Smileyface"Lol. Smooth talker. What have i missed? | |||
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" I shouldn't laugh this is a very serious warning. There isn't time for laughter.
Why do I feel like you aren't taking me and my intelligence seriously??? You will regret your actions when the world starts to fall apart on July 28th.
*Straightens up*
You know I'm just worried about you Jimbo
I do my best work when straightened and erect.
Jim the bad news I forgot to mention is a zombie eats your penis. When you post on Fab in a few months your username is PenisHasGone-Jim
You could have cushioned the blow.
Sorry. The good news is the zombie that bites off your dick is pretty sexy.
I'll make sure I have the requisite chewing gum."When you come back to a thread and you wonder why Jim is sticking his penis back on with a lump of chewing gum  | |||
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"Good evening to all you wonderful and sexy people.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, wonderful sexy, Chunky. Smileyface
Lol. Smooth talker. What have i missed? " It turns out 2020 is going to get worse. | |||
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" I shouldn't laugh this is a very serious warning. There isn't time for laughter.
Why do I feel like you aren't taking me and my intelligence seriously??? You will regret your actions when the world starts to fall apart on July 28th.
*Straightens up*
You know I'm just worried about you Jimbo
I do my best work when straightened and erect.
Jim the bad news I forgot to mention is a zombie eats your penis. When you post on Fab in a few months your username is PenisHasGone-Jim
You could have cushioned the blow.
Sorry. The good news is the zombie that bites off your dick is pretty sexy.
I'll make sure I have the requisite chewing gum.
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"Hey Jimmish,I'm watching Top Gun, never seen it before. First 10 mins aren't grabbing me but I'll give Tom another 15 mins "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Minnie. Keep us updated. I haven't seen the Top Gun, I'm very interested in what you have to say. Tomface | |||
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"Good evening to all you wonderful and sexy people.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, wonderful sexy, Chunky. Smileyface
Lol. Smooth talker. What have i missed?
It turns out 2020 is going to get worse."Oh joy. Shall we cancel Christmas now? | |||
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"Good evening to all you wonderful and sexy people.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, wonderful sexy, Chunky. Smileyface
Lol. Smooth talker. What have i missed?
It turns out 2020 is going to get worse.
Oh joy. Shall we cancel Christmas now? "Ask Lemon. | |||
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"On the rum and watching new order on sky arts, fookin brilliant. " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hopson. Good Saturdaying. | |||
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"Hey Jimmish,I'm watching Top Gun, never seen it before. First 10 mins aren't grabbing me but I'll give Tom another 15 mins
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Minnie. Keep us updated. I haven't seen the Top Gun, I'm very interested in what you have to say. Tomface"How have you never seen Top Gun TopJim? | |||
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"Seeing lemon in that blue underwear has made my day.
Blue is the warmest colour."Wish it had been at 5:30 | |||
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"Hey Jimmish,I'm watching Top Gun, never seen it before. First 10 mins aren't grabbing me but I'll give Tom another 15 mins
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Minnie. Keep us updated. I haven't seen the Top Gun, I'm very interested in what you have to say. Tomface
How have you never seen Top Gun TopJim? "Very easily. There's loads of films I haven't seen that everyone else has. | |||
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"Seeing lemon in that blue underwear has made my day.
Blue is the warmest colour."Get certainly raises my temperature. | |||
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"Seeing lemon in that blue underwear has made my day.
CG see you don't need Christmas now as it just came early for you "Story of my life. Lol | |||
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"On the rum and watching new order on sky arts, fookin brilliant. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hopson. Good Saturdaying." You knows it pall | |||
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"Hey Jimmish,I'm watching Top Gun, never seen it before. First 10 mins aren't grabbing me but I'll give Tom another 15 mins
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Minnie. Keep us updated. I haven't seen the Top Gun, I'm very interested in what you have to say. Tomface
How have you never seen Top Gun TopJim?
Very easily. There's loads of films I haven't seen that everyone else has."Not to spoil the plot it has planes in it | |||
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"Hello Jimbo et al! How are you this beautiful warm night? " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. I'm tired. It's a bit on the cool side here. | |||
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"Good evening lovelies "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Freya. Do you like Buffy the Vampire Slayer? | |||
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"Seeing lemon in that blue underwear has made my day.
Blue is the warmest colour.
Wish it had been at 5:30 "What was the result? | |||
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"Hey Jimmish,I'm watching Top Gun, never seen it before. First 10 mins aren't grabbing me but I'll give Tom another 15 mins
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Minnie. Keep us updated. I haven't seen the Top Gun, I'm very interested in what you have to say. Tomface"Tom is twinkling but this film is Tee.Dee.Us So it's going off. Sorry Tom | |||
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"Hey Jimmish,I'm watching Top Gun, never seen it before. First 10 mins aren't grabbing me but I'll give Tom another 15 mins
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Minnie. Keep us updated. I haven't seen the Top Gun, I'm very interested in what you have to say. Tomface
Tom is twinkling but this film is Tee.Dee.Us
So it's going off.
Sorry Tom "You may change your mind after the volleyball match. | |||
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"Hey Jimmish,I'm watching Top Gun, never seen it before. First 10 mins aren't grabbing me but I'll give Tom another 15 mins
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Minnie. Keep us updated. I haven't seen the Top Gun, I'm very interested in what you have to say. Tomface
How have you never seen Top Gun TopJim?
Very easily. There's loads of films I haven't seen that everyone else has.
Not to spoil the plot it has planes in it "Shhh. | |||
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"Good evening lovelies
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Freya. Do you like Buffy the Vampire Slayer?"Shes alreeeeeeet.. I might have looked in at some point. We rhyme tho!? | |||
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"Hey Jimmish,I'm watching Top Gun, never seen it before. First 10 mins aren't grabbing me but I'll give Tom another 15 mins
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Minnie. Keep us updated. I haven't seen the Top Gun, I'm very interested in what you have to say. Tomface
Tom is twinkling but this film is Tee.Dee.Us
So it's going off.
Sorry Tom "That's it, I'm not watching Top Gun. | |||
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"Good evening lovelies
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Freya. Do you like Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Shes alreeeeeeet.. I might have looked in at some point. We rhyme tho!? "Hiya gorgeous lady. Xx | |||
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"Hey Jimmish,I'm watching Top Gun, never seen it before. First 10 mins aren't grabbing me but I'll give Tom another 15 mins "Yeah you at least got to let him get into the top gun contest! | |||
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"Good evening lovelies
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Freya. Do you like Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Shes alreeeeeeet.. I might have looked in at some point. We rhyme tho!? " I enjoyed your alreeeeet. | |||
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"Jimmy x" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. x | |||
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"Jimmy x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. x" Ello darling x | |||
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"Hey Jimmish,I'm watching Top Gun, never seen it before. First 10 mins aren't grabbing me but I'll give Tom another 15 mins
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Minnie. Keep us updated. I haven't seen the Top Gun, I'm very interested in what you have to say. Tomface
Tom is twinkling but this film is Tee.Dee.Us
So it's going off.
Sorry Tom
That's it, I'm not watching Top Gun."Try it Jim. It might take your breath away | |||
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"Hey Jimmish,I'm watching Top Gun, never seen it before. First 10 mins aren't grabbing me but I'll give Tom another 15 mins
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Minnie. Keep us updated. I haven't seen the Top Gun, I'm very interested in what you have to say. Tomface
Tom is twinkling but this film is Tee.Dee.Us
So it's going off.
Sorry Tom
That's it, I'm not watching Top Gun.
Try it Jim. It might take your breath away " | |||
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"Good evening Jim and anybody I like been doing a bit of Weeding today and tomorrow, I'm painting the garage door
Hello Samiss I chopped the heads off my plants today with my strimmer.
Oh dear Babs, they will grow back...if not, off to the garden centre for you.
I’m not a gardener but I do try "Aaw...keep practicing | |||
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"Hey Jimmish,I'm watching Top Gun, never seen it before. First 10 mins aren't grabbing me but I'll give Tom another 15 mins
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Minnie. Keep us updated. I haven't seen the Top Gun, I'm very interested in what you have to say. Tomface
Tom is twinkling but this film is Tee.Dee.Us
So it's going off.
Sorry Tom
That's it, I'm not watching Top Gun.
Try it Jim. It might take your breath away
"Did you like what I did there? Seriously it is a tad dated now but you have to watch it at some point even if only to wonder how Kelly McGillis got the lead role. | |||
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"Hey Jimmish,I'm watching Top Gun, never seen it before. First 10 mins aren't grabbing me but I'll give Tom another 15 mins
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Minnie. Keep us updated. I haven't seen the Top Gun, I'm very interested in what you have to say. Tomface
Tom is twinkling but this film is Tee.Dee.Us
So it's going off.
Sorry Tom
That's it, I'm not watching Top Gun.
Try it Jim. It might take your breath away
Did you like what I did there?
Seriously it is a tad dated now but you have to watch it at some point even if only to wonder how Kelly McGillis got the lead role."You're selling it to me. | |||
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"Jim, it's past midnight and I'm still up lol xx" Me too, just. x | |||
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"Good evening lovelies
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Freya. Do you like Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Shes alreeeeeeet.. I might have looked in at some point. We rhyme tho!?
Hiya gorgeous lady. Xx"Oh hellooo beautiful | |||
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"Jim, it's past midnight and I'm still up lol xx Me too, just. x" Are you flagging Jim? | |||
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"Jim, it's past midnight and I'm still up lol xx Me too, just. x Are you flagging Jim?" I am. | |||
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"Jim, it's past midnight and I'm still up lol xx Me too, just. x Are you flagging Jim? I am." Oh bless you. Have a cheeky early night x | |||
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"Jim, it's past midnight and I'm still up lol xx Me too, just. x Are you flagging Jim? I am. Oh bless you. Have a cheeky early night x " I think I will. x | |||
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"Jim, it's past midnight and I'm still up lol xx Me too, just. x" I'm not often still up now lol. Get yourself to bed Jim xx | |||
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"Jim, it's past midnight and I'm still up lol xx Me too, just. x I'm not often still up now lol. Get yourself to bed Jim xx" x | |||
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"Jim, it's past midnight and I'm still up lol xx Me too, just. x Are you flagging Jim? I am. Oh bless you. Have a cheeky early night x I think I will. x" Before you go Jim would you mind scratching my left shoulder blade my shingles are playing up. Love you forever | |||
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"Jim, it's past midnight and I'm still up lol xx Me too, just. x Are you flagging Jim? I am. Oh bless you. Have a cheeky early night x I think I will. x Before you go Jim would you mind scratching my left shoulder blade my shingles are playing up. Love you forever "I'll give you a scratch lovely xx | |||
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"Jim, it's past midnight and I'm still up lol xx Me too, just. x Are you flagging Jim? I am. Oh bless you. Have a cheeky early night x I think I will. x Before you go Jim would you mind scratching my left shoulder blade my shingles are playing up. Love you forever
I'll give you a scratch lovely xx"Aww thanks. Those pesky nerve endings are having a little party tonight x | |||
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"Jim, it's past midnight and I'm still up lol xx Me too, just. x Are you flagging Jim? I am. Oh bless you. Have a cheeky early night x I think I will. x Before you go Jim would you mind scratching my left shoulder blade my shingles are playing up. Love you forever
I'll give you a scratch lovely xx
Aww thanks. Those pesky nerve endings are having a little party tonight x "Ahhh bless ya. Nothing worse than an itch that needs scratching xx | |||
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