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"A coffee with breastmilk Please *" Not sure Ash can express that one for you | |||
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"A coffee with breastmilk Please *" Good evening FAB.......I can make you a normal coffee but sorry were completely out of breast milk at the moment.... | |||
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"A coffee with breastmilk Please * Good evening FAB.......I can make you a normal coffee but sorry were completely out of breast milk at the moment.... "Damn it ! Ok I'll have it without them but do you have virgin juice ? | |||
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"Guiness please and I want proof of that outfit Lois "Guinness on the way complete with a shamrock in the head. Picture WhatsApp'd | |||
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"Pint with a milf or cougar   "One pint coming right up but without any milfs! | |||
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"Pint with a milf or cougar "Good evening. Any particular choice on the milf or cougar front? | |||
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"double gin and tonic" Good evening Jasmine....One double gin and tonic coming right up.... | |||
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"Can I have a G+T please? A big one! "Good evening drink me...One very big Gin and tonic coming right up..... | |||
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"Can I have a G+T please? A big one!
Good evening drink me...One very big Gin and tonic coming right up..... "Keep the change | |||
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"Guiness please and I want proof of that outfit Lois
Guinness on the way complete with a shamrock in the head.
Picture WhatsApp'd"Bet Lynch indeed | |||
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"For the occasion I have donned my finest Bet Lynch outfit "looking good tonight Bet....sorry i mean Lois! | |||
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"Evening Ash & Lorna! Are you at the seaside? I’ll have my usual please tonight - is that Bet Lynch I see! "Yes it is Bet "Lois" Lynch | |||
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"Guiness please and I want proof of that outfit Lois
Guinness on the way complete with a shamrock in the head.
Picture WhatsApp'd
Bet Lynch indeed "Thanks I think  | |||
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"Espresso martini please "Good evening indigo...one Espresso Martini coming right up..... | |||
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"Oooh I'd love a dark and stormy please...  "One dark and stormy for you blue eyes | |||
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"I'll have a white russian please. " One white russian coming right up Magneto.... | |||
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"Oooh I'd love a dark and stormy please...
One dark and stormy for you blue eyes "Thank you Lois! Great customer service. I'd leave you a tip | |||
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"Pint of peroni for me please, and a bag of nuts.  "Peroni for you here. Still waiting on Ash to tell me where the he keeps his nuts | |||
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"Evening Ash & Lorna! Are you at the seaside? I’ll have my usual please tonight - is that Bet Lynch I see! "Good evening DC...we should be heading to our coastal retreat for a bit of summer sunshine during the week.... One Hendricks Gin and tonic coming right up.... | |||
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"Oooh I'd love a dark and stormy please...
One dark and stormy for you blue eyes
Thank you Lois! Great customer service. I'd leave you a tip "Why thank you | |||
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"Evening you 2 .
May I have a pint of ice water please "Are you still a little delicate?
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"I'll have a honey badger cocktail please "One cocktail coming up Sassy | |||
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"I'll have a white russian please. One white russian coming right up Magneto...." Make it two please darling, I'll have the same xx | |||
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"Ah Barkeep one of your finest IPA’s please "PB let me get that drink for you. You have to roar over the crowd at the bar | |||
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"Evening you 2 .
May I have a pint of ice water please
Are you still a little delicate?
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"Ash where do you keep your nuts? "They should be at the end of the bar Lois next to the crisps.... | |||
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"Ah Barkeep one of your finest IPA’s please "Good evening PB....A pint of my finest IPA coming right up.... | |||
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"Can I have a G+T please? A big one!
Good evening drink me...One very big Gin and tonic coming right up..... Keep the change "Thank you.... | |||
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"I'll have a honey badger cocktail please
One cocktail coming up Sassy "Cheers hun... | |||
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"Ah Barkeep one of your finest IPA’s please
PB let me get that drink for you. You have to roar over the crowd at the bar "It’s as if this is the first night in the boozer in months huh!?!? And thank you, have something yourself | |||
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"Pint of peroni for me please, and a bag of nuts.
Peroni for you here. Still waiting on Ash to tell me where the he keeps his nuts "Found the nuts finally | |||
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"Ah Barkeep one of your finest IPA’s please
PB let me get that drink for you. You have to roar over the crowd at the bar
It’s as if this is the first night in the boozer in months huh!?!? And thank you, have something yourself "You can tell as Ash and I keep serving the same people
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"I'll have a white russian please. One white russian coming right up Magneto.... Make it two please darling, I'll have the same xx"Another white Russian coming right up Jem....x | |||
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"Large glass of chardonnay please! Surprise me with the shot "One large chardonnay and an Alabama Slammer coming up. | |||
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"Anybody waiting? "Yep another Guiness and make sure it’s cold this time darlin.. | |||
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"Anybody waiting?
Yep another Guiness and make sure it’s cold this time darlin.."The cheek | |||
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"Anybody waiting?
Have one yourself "Why thank you. Have you had a busy day in the salon? | |||
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"Large glass of chardonnay please! Surprise me with the shot
One large chardonnay and an Alabama Slammer coming up."Thank you Lois!
You're a star! Is the jukebox playing?... | |||
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"Anybody waiting?
Yep another Guiness and make sure it’s cold this time darlin..
The cheek "I have 4 | |||
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"I am glad we don't have a sports bar here Ash "It would be chaos Lois!... we should have our jukebox back next Saturday so we can start playing music again... | |||
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"* waits patiently for his pint *" One pint of Guinness coming right up Wonko..... | |||
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"I'll have a honey badger cocktail please
One cocktail coming up Sassy
Cheers hun... "sassy I like the sound of that !!!! But I’ll settle for a large G&T please Lois xx | |||
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"Anybody waiting?
Have one yourself
Why thank you. Have you had a busy day in the salon?"Another great day thanks hun..Loving been back | |||
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"Large glass of chardonnay please! Surprise me with the shot
One large chardonnay and an Alabama Slammer coming up.
Thank you Lois!
You're a star! Is the jukebox playing?..."Hopefully it will be back on next Saturday Bluebel | |||
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"Very dry white wine please " One very dry white wine coming right up Red.... | |||
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"Thanks ash. You need to motivate you female bar staff that wait was ridiculous " I think you need to have a little patience and remember this is isn't real. | |||
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"Evening all. I’ll have a sark rum and please. " good evening 26 may....One sark rum coming right up mate..... | |||
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"Hi. Can i please have a vodka and ginger beer with crushed ice?.x" Good evening bluebell.....One vodka and ginger beer with crushed ice coming right up x | |||
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"Good evening Ash dear chap. As I'm in work ridiculously early tomorrow please may I have a pint of nesquick chocolate milkshake with a generous blob of vanilla ice cream "Good evening Taff......One pint of nesquick chocolate milkshake with a generous blob of ice cream coming right up mate.... | |||
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"Large Hennessy xo and ice pls "One very large Hennessy with ice coming right up..... | |||
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"Large Hennessy xo and ice pls
One very large Hennessy with ice coming right up..... "Cheers mate long time ! Have one yourself ,Cigar ? | |||
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"Good evening Ash dear chap. As I'm in work ridiculously early tomorrow please may I have a pint of nesquick chocolate milkshake with a generous blob of vanilla ice cream
Good evening Taff......One pint of nesquick chocolate milkshake with a generous blob of ice cream coming right up mate...."diolch , thank you , that will hit the spot | |||
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"Oh i see, I go for a nap and get replaced. "I hope you enjoyed your nap.....
would you like a very large Pink gin and tonic?.... | |||
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"Oh i see, I go for a nap and get replaced.
I hope you enjoyed your nap.....
would you like a very large Pink gin and tonic?.... "Yes please | |||
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"Large Hennessy xo and ice pls
One very large Hennessy with ice coming right up.....
Cheers mate long time ! Have one yourself ,Cigar ? "Its nice to see you at the bar again...will have a brandy and cola thank you... | |||
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"Thanks ash. You need to motivate you female bar staff that wait was ridiculous I think you need to have a little patience and remember this is isn't real. "Well that's me told. Last pint I get in this bar | |||
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"Large Hennessy xo and ice pls
One very large Hennessy with ice coming right up.....
Cheers mate long time ! Have one yourself ,Cigar ?
Its nice to see you at the bar again...will have a brandy and cola thank you... "Enjoy mate enjoy ! | |||
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"Hi Ash Please can I have an espresso martini and a shot of anything yummy Thank you
Her x"Good evening Nice...One Espresso Martini coming right up and a shot of Tequila on the house.... | |||
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"Oh i see, I go for a nap and get replaced.
I hope you enjoyed your nap.....
would you like a very large Pink gin and tonic?....
Yes please "One pink Gin and tonic coming right up xx | |||
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"I'll be in the corner Ash, just a bottle of JD please and a glass." Good evening PP...One bottle of JD and a glass coming right up mate.... | |||
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"I'll be in the corner Ash, just a bottle of JD please and a glass. Good evening PP...One bottle of JD and a glass coming right up mate...." Ta | |||
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"Very dry white wine please One very dry white wine coming right up Red.... "Thank you. Are we adhering to social distancing? | |||
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"Very dry white wine please One very dry white wine coming right up Red.... Thank you. Are we adhering to social distancing? "Yes...we are still sticking to the 2 meters rule..... | |||
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"Evening all. I’ll have a sark rum and please. good evening 26 may....One sark rum coming right up mate..... "Haha yes good old predictive text for you. I promise that’s my first! | |||
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"Very dry white wine please One very dry white wine coming right up Red.... Thank you. Are we adhering to social distancing?
Yes...we are still sticking to the 2 meters rule..... "Bugger | |||
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"Milf on the rocks " With a side order of naughtiness | |||
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"Milf on the rocks With a side order of naughtiness " Can I have one of those too please. | |||
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"Evening all. I’ll have a sark rum and please. good evening 26 may....One sark rum coming right up mate.....
Haha yes good old predictive text for you. I promise that’s my first! "I will give you another dark rum on the house... | |||
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"Evening all. I’ll have a sark rum and please. good evening 26 may....One sark rum coming right up mate.....
Haha yes good old predictive text for you. I promise that’s my first!
I will give you another dark rum on the house... "You’re too kind! Some beautiful people in here tonight. | |||
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"Milf on the rocks With a side order of naughtiness Can I have one of those too please." Of course | |||
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"I'm off to bed." Good night PP...Sleep well..... | |||
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"Evening all, Southern Comfort on the rocks please and I'd like to shout a round for the hard working bar staff if I may "Good evening rebel..sorry for the delay...had to abandon the bar for my dinner! One southern comfort on the rocks on the house coming right up... Thank you for the drink...I'll have another brandy and cola... | |||
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Please may I have a cola with ice and lime? | |||
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"Evening Ash and Lorna evening all x
Please may I have a cola with ice and lime? "Good evening lovely Babs.....one cola with ice and lime coming right up...how is your weekend going? x | |||
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"Evening Ash and Lorna evening all x
Please may I have a cola with ice and lime?
Good evening lovely Babs.....one cola with ice and lime coming right up...how is your weekend going? x"I’ve had a lovely day Ash although I did cut the heads off a couple of plants as I tried to figure out how the strimmer works
How was your day? | |||
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"Milf on the rocks hahah excellent choice  "Why you rolling your eyes lol | |||
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"Evening Ash and Lorna evening all x
Please may I have a cola with ice and lime?
Good evening lovely Babs.....one cola with ice and lime coming right up...how is your weekend going? x
I’ve had a lovely day Ash although I did cut the heads off a couple of plants as I tried to figure out how the strimmer works
How was your day? "Omg! Short plants | |||
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"Evening Ash and Lorna evening all x
Please may I have a cola with ice and lime?
Good evening lovely Babs.....one cola with ice and lime coming right up...how is your weekend going? x
I’ve had a lovely day Ash although I did cut the heads off a couple of plants as I tried to figure out how the strimmer works
How was your day?
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"Evening Ash and Lorna evening all x
Please may I have a cola with ice and lime?
Good evening lovely Babs.....one cola with ice and lime coming right up...how is your weekend going? x
I’ve had a lovely day Ash although I did cut the heads off a couple of plants as I tried to figure out how the strimmer works
How was your day?
Omg! Short plants
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"Evening Ash and Lorna evening all x
Please may I have a cola with ice and lime?
Good evening lovely Babs.....one cola with ice and lime coming right up...how is your weekend going? x
I’ve had a lovely day Ash although I did cut the heads off a couple of plants as I tried to figure out how the strimmer works
How was your day?
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"Evening Ash and Lorna evening all x
Please may I have a cola with ice and lime?
Good evening lovely Babs.....one cola with ice and lime coming right up...how is your weekend going? x
I’ve had a lovely day Ash although I did cut the heads off a couple of plants as I tried to figure out how the strimmer works
How was your day?
Omg! Short plants
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I read that as cropper pants
I typed strimmer and thought I’d said stripper! "And I should have noticed that said cropper not cropped- doh! | |||
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"Evening Ash and Lorna evening all x
Please may I have a cola with ice and lime?
Good evening lovely Babs.....one cola with ice and lime coming right up...how is your weekend going? x
I’ve had a lovely day Ash although I did cut the heads off a couple of plants as I tried to figure out how the strimmer works
How was your day?
Omg! Short plants
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I typed strimmer and thought I’d said stripper!
And I should have noticed that said cropper not cropped- doh!" | |||
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