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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What about it makes eating cake more appealing to you?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

When eating cake you don't have to cater to another person's feelings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t like cake though

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Predictability.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake never disappoints me

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Cake never disappoints me

Oh god the world has so much disappointing cake I can't even deal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cake never disappoints me

Oh god the world has so much disappointing cake I can't even deal."

I'd take a crap shag over one of those "diet cakes " any day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t like cake though "

OK then crisps

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

Cake has never left me feeling unsatisfied... Yet

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Cake never disappoints me

Oh god the world has so much disappointing cake I can't even deal.

I'd take a crap shag over one of those "diet cakes " any day

I'll scrub the toilet and save dealing with either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What cake are we talking about here? Don’t get me wrong I like a lot of different cakes but there is a variance on levels of excitement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about it makes eating cake more appealing to you?

Doing it in the bed, it’s so fucking boring and limited.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t like cake though

OK then crisps

Nah I’ll take the crap shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake!? How cliché

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry i read Boing sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cake!? How cliché

Oh piss off you

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By *exyman1111Man
over a year ago

Leamington Spa

Never tried it lol ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is it with the clique and cake anyway, I’d rather have a Pot Noodle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not particularly keen on cake, I’ll take a shag anyday

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"What is it with the clique and cake anyway, I’d rather have a Pot Noodle "

Super noodles are the way to go

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By *exyman1111Man
over a year ago

Leamington Spa

I would eat your pussy xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is it with the clique and cake anyway, I’d rather have a Pot Noodle "

Ahem .... I hope you're not implying I'm in any clique

I'm certainly not - most forum folks have blocked me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What cake are we talking about here? Don’t get me wrong I like a lot of different cakes but there is a variance on levels of excitement "

I have a fresh cream lemon drizzle muffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What cake are we talking about here? Don’t get me wrong I like a lot of different cakes but there is a variance on levels of excitement

I have a fresh cream lemon drizzle muffin

If you’re sharing i am fairly excited by this concept... so yeah I’d take the cake over bad sex, not over mediocre sex though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is it with the clique and cake anyway, I’d rather have a Pot Noodle

Ahem .... I hope you're not implying I'm in any clique

I'm certainly not - most forum folks have blocked me

Well I thought you were a maverick, blazing you’re own trail, but the cake comment makes me wonder if the clique have welcomed you under their bosom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake never disappoints me

Oh god the world has so much disappointing cake I can't even deal.

I'd take a crap shag over one of those "diet cakes " any day

I don't even count that as cake

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm not sure liking cake is unique to the Fab forum

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

i really wouldn't bother... give me a piece of steak any day and packet of crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not sure liking cake is unique to the Fab forum

They do mention it an awful lot though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not sure liking cake is unique to the Fab forum

Nah but fuck me, I've never been in any other conversations where it comes up so often!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is it with the clique and cake anyway, I’d rather have a Pot Noodle

Ahem .... I hope you're not implying I'm in any clique

I'm certainly not - most forum folks have blocked me

Well I thought you were a maverick, blazing you’re own trail, but the cake comment makes me wonder if the clique have welcomed you under their bosom!

Na - I'm just a fat bird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See I’ve an unbelievably bad sweet tooth. So overindulging is hard to not do. Instead I’m trying to just enjoy the thoughts without actually filling up, neck a pint of water and go for a run haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"See I’ve an unbelievably bad sweet tooth. So overindulging is hard to not do. Instead I’m trying to just enjoy the thoughts without actually filling up, neck a pint of water and go for a run haha "

I think you should opt for the boring sex - much more fun rthan water and a run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you should opt for the boring sex - much more fun rthan water and a run

It is but the pint of water makes me feel full and the run makes me fitter over time haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake is never as good as it looks unless it's the Christmas or wedding kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh lord. I’d happily stop eating cake to actually have a sex life. The reality is I’ll make do with eating cake and celibacy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh lord. I’d happily stop eating cake to actually have a sex life. The reality is I’ll make do with eating cake and celibacy

Thats my reality too Doc

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

You don’t have to put your finger up a cakes arse for it to do things for you

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

I always feel guilty after eating cake. I've never felt like that after sex and it burns calories so I'll take sex everytime.

Mrs x

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

What about cake and sex then no chance of it being boring.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh lord. I’d happily stop eating cake to actually have a sex life. The reality is I’ll make do with eating cake and celibacy

Thats my reality too Doc

Fancy some cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont like cake, so I suppose sex with someone who's reading a newspaper and not paying attention is marginally acceptable....

who am I kidding.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Eating grass naked on the front lawn in the snow, is probably more appealing

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I bake cake to ease the frustration.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bake cake to ease the frustration."

I use my wand for that. Less faffing

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I bake cake to ease the frustration.

I use my wand for that. Less faffing "

Bet it would make a good whisk

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I bake cake to ease the frustration."

Hand whisking cake is lockdown punching bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bake cake to ease the frustration.

I use my wand for that. Less faffing

Bet it would make a good whisk

Hahahaha. It actually probably would!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I had a marvelious Swiss roll last night

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Oh I had a marvelious Swiss roll last night

Yellow label was it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I had a marvelious Swiss roll last night

Did it consent?

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By *ugRollersCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

I don’t think I’ve ever had boring sex... probably because I tend to take charge a lot ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make eating a piece of cake last longer than sex I've had in the past....

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