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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Eating beans one day and sprouts the next

Its gonna ruin what little social life i have left

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea


"Eating beans one day and sprouts the next

Its gonna ruin what little social life i have left "

i have no sence of smell so i'd be ok lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Look

Im A lady so no smell ok....

just somewhat noisy

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Look

Im A lady so no smell ok....

just somewhat noisy "

Parrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!!!!

Ahhh, cant you take some of that Actimel or sum such like hun????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well i cant give up my veggies

it makes up most of my food intake

i think there is summat you can add to food to stop the NORMAL reaction to it.

But will persevere and buy myself a kite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

peaches hun just buy a butt plug lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"peaches hun just buy a butt plug lol "

HAHAHAHA Stunna, but if she blew that out she could break a window or black an eye!!!

Better off with a kite!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"peaches hun just buy a butt plug lol

HAHAHAHA Stunna, but if she blew that out she could break a window or black an eye!!!

Better off with a kite!!!!"

she blow away then lol

well maybe thats better than

blowing everybody else away lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"peaches hun just buy a butt plug lol "

You been looking at my order for me sex toys ?

And yerrr gonna tape me windows up just in case. lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im now gonna go google "excessive farting"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

im full of methane

Flatulence

Intestinal gases come from three sources: swallowed air, carbon dioxide from gastric acid neutralisation, and intestinal bacteria colonies that produce carbon dioxide, hydrogen and methane.3 The volume and composition of gas depends both on diet and on colonic flora; the flora vary between individuals. A large volume of gas probably does not cause symptoms in healthy people, because it is easily expelled.2

And did ya know, that you can knickers made out of charcoal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So - have you reached the point yet were you can levitate, like a hovercraft...?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

shhhhhhh

im practising that for a party peice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXod1JglqdU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im full of methane

Flatulence

Intestinal gases come from three sources: swallowed air, carbon dioxide from gastric acid neutralisation, and intestinal bacteria colonies that produce carbon dioxide, hydrogen and methane.3 The volume and composition of gas depends both on diet and on colonic flora; the flora vary between individuals. A large volume of gas probably does not cause symptoms in healthy people, because it is easily expelled.2

And did ya know, that you can knickers made out of charcoal "

does that go for fanny farts too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

peaches, is this diet working then ? apart from farting lol

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Oh god this thread has had me in stitches, so bloody funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"peaches, is this diet working then ? apart from farting lol "

ermmmmm ? well as im so full of bleeding wind i cant tell ???

lose the wind and i reckon ill be the proud owner of a "bucket fanny"

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"peaches, is this diet working then ? apart from farting lol

ermmmmm ? well as im so full of bleeding wind i cant tell ???

lose the wind and i reckon ill be the proud owner of a "bucket fanny" "

hahahahaHAHAHAHAhahahahaHAHAHAHA

BUCKET FANNY indeed......lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"peaches, is this diet working then ? apart from farting lol

ermmmmm ? well as im so full of bleeding wind i cant tell ???

lose the wind and i reckon ill be the proud owner of a "bucket fanny"

hahahahaHAHAHAHAhahahahaHAHAHAHA

BUCKET FANNY indeed......lol xxx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"peaches hun just buy a butt plug lol "

there's always the possibility she'd shoot someone if she went down that road!!!

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

[ermmmmm ? well as im so full of bleeding wind i cant tell ???] see i knew those huge bossom's were really air bags/floatation aids/gas storage area's lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"peaches hun just buy a butt plug lol

there's always the possibility she'd shoot someone if she went down that road!!! "

Big up to Blackpool

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