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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have missed brunch before football so you are all welcome to mine for Saturday Brunch.

The bar is open for cocktails and mocktails.

Welcome, welcome what may I get you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee and a bacon roll please Lois

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mojitos

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee and a bacon roll please Lois

Can I not tempt you with a Sea Breeze

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mojitos

Extra soda or full on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee and a bacon roll please Lois

Can I not tempt you with a Sea Breeze

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee and a bacon roll please Lois

Can I not tempt you with a Sea Breeze

Nope

Will it make you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Streaky bacon baguette and a redheaded slut from the cocktail bar please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee and a bacon roll please Lois

Can I not tempt you with a Sea Breeze

Nope

Will it make you

Yes it definitely would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mojitos

Extra soda or full on?

Full on please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have a breakfast roll and an ice cold Chablis pls to cut through the fat xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fried potatoes please. A huge plate full with some homemade lemonade please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Streaky bacon baguette and a redheaded slut from the cocktail bar please

Did you not want a hot dog?

One redheaded slut on her way!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mojitos

Extra soda or full on?

Full on please

Well it has gone noon

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

A 'Cheeky 69 On The Beach' sounds good ...that is a cocktail, right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll have a breakfast roll and an ice cold Chablis pls to cut through the fat xx

Ice bucket for you to keep the bottle cold coming right up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have missed brunch before football so you are all welcome to mine for Saturday Brunch.

The bar is open for cocktails and mocktails.

Welcome, welcome what may I get you? "

Ooo you lovely lady! I'll have an egg and bacon sandwich and some kind of fruity mocktail for now please, I'll have a real one after I've eaten

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fried potatoes please. A huge plate full with some homemade lemonade please."

Potatoes

I am just mixing you a cloudy lemonade made with love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A 'Cheeky 69 On The Beach' sounds good ...that is a cocktail, right?"

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Long Island Iced Tea. And keep the coming.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have missed brunch before football so you are all welcome to mine for Saturday Brunch.

The bar is open for cocktails and mocktails.

Welcome, welcome what may I get you?

Ooo you lovely lady! I'll have an egg and bacon sandwich and some kind of fruity mocktail for now please, I'll have a real one after I've eaten

I'll mix you a nice lavender lemon spritzer. All fruit to wake you up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A 'Cheeky 69 On The Beach' sounds good ...that is a cocktail, right?"

Erm no.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Can I have a strawberry daiquiri please? Just come in from moving the lawn and all hot and sweaty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Long Island Iced Tea. And keep the coming."

May I tempt you with something to nibble on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a strawberry daiquiri please? Just come in from moving the lawn and all hot and sweaty "

Of course the air con is on so we will have you cooled off in no time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing as it’s officially PM, I’d love an El Cafecito to start, pina colada as a main with a strawberry daiquiri for dessert please!

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By *nB23Man
over a year ago

London

Oh Lois you angel. I'll have a can of Pussy to wake me up pls and a pornstar martini. How much do I owe you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seeing as it’s officially PM, I’d love an El Cafecito to start, pina colada as a main with a strawberry daiquiri for dessert please!

Ooh that sounds like quite a mix.

Do you need to line you tummy with anything from the kitchen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it ever too early for a red? I think not!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh Lois you angel. I'll have a can of Pussy to wake me up pls and a pornstar martini. How much do I owe you? "

You never pay in my house. Everything is done with love.

One can of pussy on the way. My mixologist is just seeing to your martini.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it ever too early for a red? I think not!

Come on in Benny.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Can I have an old fashioned please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have an old fashioned please

Of course you may.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can have something a bit spicy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can have something a bit spicy

Have a spicy fifty.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

A crispy bacon and egg sandwich and a bottle of Prosecco with strawberries on the side please. (Two glasses, as I don’t mind sharing)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This afternoon will be margaritas in the sun I think...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything fruity and alcoholic please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Lois you angel. I'll have a can of Pussy to wake me up pls and a pornstar martini. How much do I owe you? "

Haha mate you know the menu. I stick to my mocktails for the weekend's football. Important games coming up.

Need to top up on my supplies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A crispy bacon and egg sandwich and a bottle of Prosecco with strawberries on the side please. (Two glasses, as I don’t mind sharing)"

I have some sweet,juicy strawberries just for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh Lois you angel. I'll have a can of Pussy to wake me up pls and a pornstar martini. How much do I owe you?

Haha mate you know the menu. I stick to my mocktails for the weekend's football. Important games coming up.

Need to top up on my supplies

Have a virgin bloody Mary.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This afternoon will be margaritas in the sun I think... "

Oh the sun has disappeared here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anything fruity and alcoholic please "

Have a fruit tingle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything fruity and alcoholic please

Have a fruit tingle "

Can I have that with you sat on my lap? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anything fruity and alcoholic please

Have a fruit tingle

Can I have that with you sat on my lap? X"

I would squash you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Lois you angel. I'll have a can of Pussy to wake me up pls and a pornstar martini. How much do I owe you?

Haha mate you know the menu. I stick to my mocktails for the weekend's football. Important games coming up.

Need to top up on my supplies

Have a virgin bloody Mary."

Whoop whoop thank you because given the current circumstances that is perfect. Sipping with footy in the background. Cheers

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Loving the

Lois

May I have a French martini please x and whatever you are drinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A 'Cheeky 69 On The Beach' sounds good ...that is a cocktail, right?

On a mat ,sand is a bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have an old fashioned please

Bend over

Brace yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything fruity and alcoholic please

Have a fruit tingle

Can I have that with you sat on my lap? X

I would squash you

Not a chance could you x

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Got to be a Long Island

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Well Lois, I’ll have a second bottle of Prosecco please and I din’t mind sharing with someone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well Lois, I’ll have a second bottle of Prosecco please and I din’t mind sharing with someone."

Will I do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Loving the

Lois

May I have a French martini please x and whatever you are drinking "

Hey DC I am just back from the weekly shop at Marks so I will join you in a diet .

I hope you had a nice morning with your friends x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got to be a Long Island

I wish I was holidaying on Long Island at the moment. A nice beach house in the Hamptons.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well Lois, I’ll have a second bottle of Prosecco please and I din’t mind sharing with someone."

More strawberries too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well Lois, I’ll have a second bottle of Prosecco please and I din’t mind sharing with someone.

Will I do?

Who would say no to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well Lois, I’ll have a second bottle of Prosecco please and I din’t mind sharing with someone.

Will I do?

Who would say no to you?

Care to join us?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well Lois, I’ll have a second bottle of Prosecco please and I din’t mind sharing with someone.

Will I do?

Who would say no to you?

Care to join us?

DC and I will join you both. I am sucking mine through a straw.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Well Lois, I’ll have a second bottle of Prosecco please and I din’t mind sharing with someone.

Will I do?

Who would say no to you?

Care to join us?

DC and I will join you both. I am sucking mine through a straw."

Straw? To make it last?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well Lois, I’ll have a second bottle of Prosecco please and I din’t mind sharing with someone.

Will I do?

Who would say no to you?

Care to join us?

DC and I will join you both. I am sucking mine through a straw.

Straw? To make it last? "

No so that I can make fish face impressions

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Well Lois, I’ll have a second bottle of Prosecco please and I din’t mind sharing with someone.

Will I do?

Who would say no to you?

Care to join us?

DC and I will join you both. I am sucking mine through a straw.

Straw? To make it last?

No so that I can make fish face impressions

Daft mare

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well Lois, I’ll have a second bottle of Prosecco please and I din’t mind sharing with someone.

Will I do?

Who would say no to you?

Care to join us?

DC and I will join you both. I am sucking mine through a straw.

Straw? To make it last?

No so that I can make fish face impressions

Daft mare

I had to come up with something silly

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