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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38

No really there's no need to disagree

I thought I was in stealth mode and have been merrily serving away...

So, you'll know who you are and I promise I'm not really a stalker..you're just so hot!

Please don't be scared

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"No really there's no need to disagree

I thought I was in stealth mode and have been merrily serving away...

So, you'll know who you are and I promise I'm not really a stalker..you're just so hot!

Please don't be scared "

Jeez Anabelle! Rookie mistake! But thanks honey

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Haha!

Stealth mode since 2018 and for life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No really there's no need to disagree

I thought I was in stealth mode and have been merrily serving away...

So, you'll know who you are and I promise I'm not really a stalker..you're just so hot!

Please don't be scared "

Wondered why my looked ats had suddenly shot up

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"No really there's no need to disagree

I thought I was in stealth mode and have been merrily serving away...

So, you'll know who you are and I promise I'm not really a stalker..you're just so hot!

Please don't be scared

Jeez Anabelle! Rookie mistake! But thanks honey "

School girl error right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you go on ninja mode? Asking for a friend of course, as I myself like a person to know I'm perving/stalking them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha!

Stealth mode since 2018 and for life "

On the downlow and the QT..

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Haha!

Stealth mode since 2018 and for life "

I was always in it! I don't know what happened or how long it's been off for

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Haha!

Stealth mode since 2018 and for life

I was always in it! I don't know what happened or how long it's been off for "

Christ *checks settings*

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"How do you go on ninja mode? Asking for a friend of course, as I myself like a person to know I'm perving/stalking them "

Go into privacy settings

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

Took me a while to find that function!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha you’ve got us all checking now.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Why have you looked at my profile like 20 times in the last 5 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you go on ninja mode? Asking for a friend of course, as I myself like a person to know I'm perving/stalking them

Go into privacy settings "

Thank you, I shall let them know

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"How do you go on ninja mode? Asking for a friend of course, as I myself like a person to know I'm perving/stalking them

Go into privacy settings

Thank you, I shall let them know "

Your friend is most welcome

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Just checked .

Your name's not there

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Just checked .

Your name's not there "

That's good then..I know it's now working

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Haha you’ve got us all checking now. "

Let's just say I've been very busy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha you’ve got us all checking now.

Let's just say I've been very busy "

I wouldn’t know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But one of my views has now disappeared

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Just checked .

Your name's not there

That's good then..I know it's now working "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No really there's no need to disagree

I thought I was in stealth mode and have been merrily serving away...

So, you'll know who you are and I promise I'm not really a stalker..you're just so hot!

Please don't be scared "

So upset to not find you in our recent 100, we’ve been through it 7 times top to bottom and you’re not there. Devastated!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

*perving in peace*

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"No really there's no need to disagree

I thought I was in stealth mode and have been merrily serving away...

So, you'll know who you are and I promise I'm not really a stalker..you're just so hot!

Please don't be scared

So upset to not find you in our recent 100, we’ve been through it 7 times top to bottom and you’re not there. Devastated! "

If you only knew

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Lol you donut!! Easily done...

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Lol you donut!! Easily done..."

Not anymore it won't be..I'm on it now DC

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By *enuine MikeMan
over a year ago

Guildford

I don't get why you need to apologise?

If someone kept looking at my profile that is as hot as you, I be pretty chuffed to be perfectly honest.

I would be wondering though why the hell you just don't message and arrange a meet xx

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"No really there's no need to disagree

I thought I was in stealth mode and have been merrily serving away...

So, you'll know who you are and I promise I'm not really a stalker..you're just so hot!

Please don't be scared "

That's OK. We didn't mind at all.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

*Checks*

*Checks again*

*Pouts*

Well that told me

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"*Checks*

*Checks again*

*Pouts*

Well that told me "

There's only one place for pouty lips

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"No really there's no need to disagree

I thought I was in stealth mode and have been merrily serving away...

So, you'll know who you are and I promise I'm not really a stalker..you're just so hot!

Please don't be scared

That's OK. We didn't mind at all. "

Oooo good *goes back to perv..again*

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"*Checks*

*Checks again*

*Pouts*

Well that told me

There's only one place for pouty lips "

Oh I can think of several

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made me smile seeing your name in my views.

At least i know i was worthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Made me smile seeing your name in my views.

At least i know i was worthy "

Haha all I’ve got in my head now is Wayne’s World “We’re not worthy, we’re not worthy”

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38

[Removed by poster at 11/07/20 12:56:56]

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"*Checks*

*Checks again*

*Pouts*

Well that told me

There's only one place for pouty lips

Oh I can think of several "

Yes...care to share

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Made me smile seeing your name in my views.

At least i know i was worthy "

You definitely made me smile too

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By *he Yorkshire StripperMan
over a year ago

Laceby

Walks in, checks, smiles, walks back out again smiling...makes everyone wonder

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Walks in, checks, smiles, walks back out again smiling...makes everyone wonder "

Hang on where you going? Come back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about this for making yourself feel a dumb ass then...

For a couple of days I was leaving provocative status updates this week directed at a friend who I thought was doing the same to me, I even cryptically included her name and changed the updates twice a day... after a few days I realised her messages were for another guy but she had noticed mine

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"How about this for making yourself feel a dumb ass then...

For a couple of days I was leaving provocative status updates this week directed at a friend who I thought was doing the same to me, I even cryptically included her name and changed the updates twice a day... after a few days I realised her messages were for another guy but she had noticed mine "

Ahhh... well on the positive, she noticed you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about this for making yourself feel a dumb ass then...

For a couple of days I was leaving provocative status updates this week directed at a friend who I thought was doing the same to me, I even cryptically included her name and changed the updates twice a day... after a few days I realised her messages were for another guy but she had noticed mine

Ahhh... well on the positive, she noticed you "

I got more interest wearing your ass last night... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about this for making yourself feel a dumb ass then...

For a couple of days I was leaving provocative status updates this week directed at a friend who I thought was doing the same to me, I even cryptically included her name and changed the updates twice a day... after a few days I realised her messages were for another guy but she had noticed mine

Ahhh... well on the positive, she noticed you

I got more interest wearing your ass last night... lol "

To be fair you nailed that comparison pic. Had to double take when I saw it pop up thinking the name was wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish someone would stealth mode stalk me then have the courage to chat and hook up. But I can dream. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It must be working you haven't viewed me once

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"How about this for making yourself feel a dumb ass then...

For a couple of days I was leaving provocative status updates this week directed at a friend who I thought was doing the same to me, I even cryptically included her name and changed the updates twice a day... after a few days I realised her messages were for another guy but she had noticed mine

Ahhh... well on the positive, she noticed you

I got more interest wearing your ass last night... lol

To be fair you nailed that comparison pic. Had to double take when I saw it pop up thinking the name was wrong "

So did I ..it was brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about this for making yourself feel a dumb ass then...

For a couple of days I was leaving provocative status updates this week directed at a friend who I thought was doing the same to me, I even cryptically included her name and changed the updates twice a day... after a few days I realised her messages were for another guy but she had noticed mine

Ahhh... well on the positive, she noticed you

I got more interest wearing your ass last night... lol

To be fair you nailed that comparison pic. Had to double take when I saw it pop up thinking the name was wrong

So did I ..it was brilliant "

I mean not like I’m stalking you or anything but there may have nearly been another add to my hotlist haha

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"How about this for making yourself feel a dumb ass then...

For a couple of days I was leaving provocative status updates this week directed at a friend who I thought was doing the same to me, I even cryptically included her name and changed the updates twice a day... after a few days I realised her messages were for another guy but she had noticed mine

Ahhh... well on the positive, she noticed you

I got more interest wearing your ass last night... lol

To be fair you nailed that comparison pic. Had to double take when I saw it pop up thinking the name was wrong

So did I ..it was brilliant

I mean not like I’m stalking you or anything but there may have nearly been another add to my hotlist haha "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about this for making yourself feel a dumb ass then...

For a couple of days I was leaving provocative status updates this week directed at a friend who I thought was doing the same to me, I even cryptically included her name and changed the updates twice a day... after a few days I realised her messages were for another guy but she had noticed mine

Ahhh... well on the positive, she noticed you

I got more interest wearing your ass last night... lol

To be fair you nailed that comparison pic. Had to double take when I saw it pop up thinking the name was wrong "

Thanks buddy, thank god nobody walked in my office though. Might have took some explaining that one..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about this for making yourself feel a dumb ass then...

For a couple of days I was leaving provocative status updates this week directed at a friend who I thought was doing the same to me, I even cryptically included her name and changed the updates twice a day... after a few days I realised her messages were for another guy but she had noticed mine

Ahhh... well on the positive, she noticed you

I got more interest wearing your ass last night... lol

To be fair you nailed that comparison pic. Had to double take when I saw it pop up thinking the name was wrong

Thanks buddy, thank god nobody walked in my office though. Might have took some explaining that one.. "

I dunno, you were pulling it off. Work it haha

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"How about this for making yourself feel a dumb ass then...

For a couple of days I was leaving provocative status updates this week directed at a friend who I thought was doing the same to me, I even cryptically included her name and changed the updates twice a day... after a few days I realised her messages were for another guy but she had noticed mine

Ahhh... well on the positive, she noticed you

I got more interest wearing your ass last night... lol

To be fair you nailed that comparison pic. Had to double take when I saw it pop up thinking the name was wrong

Thanks buddy, thank god nobody walked in my office though. Might have took some explaining that one.. "

I laughed just thinking about you in hold ups, ass on display bent over the desk..I loved it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about this for making yourself feel a dumb ass then...

For a couple of days I was leaving provocative status updates this week directed at a friend who I thought was doing the same to me, I even cryptically included her name and changed the updates twice a day... after a few days I realised her messages were for another guy but she had noticed mine

Ahhh... well on the positive, she noticed you

I got more interest wearing your ass last night... lol

To be fair you nailed that comparison pic. Had to double take when I saw it pop up thinking the name was wrong

Thanks buddy, thank god nobody walked in my office though. Might have took some explaining that one..

I dunno, you were pulling it off. Work it haha "

Lol you didn't do so bad yourself with Sparkles pic

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Serving ?

I could murder a roast right now. Cept im vegan ........ so leave the meat off.

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Serving ?

I could murder a roast right now. Cept im vegan ........ so leave the meat off."

Ok Granny..it's good to see you.

I'm scratching my head at your reply

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

you said .......

You were serving.......

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Just half a lager and a bag of cheese n onion please...... if a roast is too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No really there's no need to disagree

I thought I was in stealth mode and have been merrily serving away...

So, you'll know who you are and I promise I'm not really a stalker..you're just so hot!

Please don't be scared "

What sort of donut....? please tell me you're not a custard one

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"you said .......

You were serving....... "

Oh yes, l did

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Just half a lager and a bag of cheese n onion please...... if a roast is too much"

I was going to say you could have whatever you want..but I know I'd be in trouble I'd I did

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By *s Lola Wand - SocketWoman
over a year ago

leicester


"No really there's no need to disagree

I thought I was in stealth mode and have been merrily serving away...

So, you'll know who you are and I promise I'm not really a stalker..you're just so hot!

Please don't be scared "

Nooooo , oh non non non

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"No really there's no need to disagree

I thought I was in stealth mode and have been merrily serving away...

So, you'll know who you are and I promise I'm not really a stalker..you're just so hot!

Please don't be scared

Nooooo , oh non non non "

There are those I'd be happy to know they knew

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"No really there's no need to disagree

I thought I was in stealth mode and have been merrily serving away...

So, you'll know who you are and I promise I'm not really a stalker..you're just so hot!

Please don't be scared

What sort of donut....? please tell me you're not a custard one "

The jam kind..the one where you can't help but lick your lips at

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"How about this for making yourself feel a dumb ass then...

For a couple of days I was leaving provocative status updates this week directed at a friend who I thought was doing the same to me, I even cryptically included her name and changed the updates twice a day... after a few days I realised her messages were for another guy but she had noticed mine

Ahhh... well on the positive, she noticed you

I got more interest wearing your ass last night... lol "

It did suit you! But then Annabelle has a nice ass lol

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"How about this for making yourself feel a dumb ass then...

For a couple of days I was leaving provocative status updates this week directed at a friend who I thought was doing the same to me, I even cryptically included her name and changed the updates twice a day... after a few days I realised her messages were for another guy but she had noticed mine

Ahhh... well on the positive, she noticed you

I got more interest wearing your ass last night... lol

It did suit you! But then Annabelle has a nice ass lol "

I wondered how many preferred the other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about this for making yourself feel a dumb ass then...

For a couple of days I was leaving provocative status updates this week directed at a friend who I thought was doing the same to me, I even cryptically included her name and changed the updates twice a day... after a few days I realised her messages were for another guy but she had noticed mine

Ahhh... well on the positive, she noticed you

I got more interest wearing your ass last night... lol

It did suit you! But then Annabelle has a nice ass lol

I wondered how many preferred the other "

Don’t get me wrong I did do a double take but Annabelle your bum is fantastic and I’m a boob guy haha x

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

i keep checking that I'm stelth mode

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"How about this for making yourself feel a dumb ass then...

For a couple of days I was leaving provocative status updates this week directed at a friend who I thought was doing the same to me, I even cryptically included her name and changed the updates twice a day... after a few days I realised her messages were for another guy but she had noticed mine

Ahhh... well on the positive, she noticed you

I got more interest wearing your ass last night... lol

It did suit you! But then Annabelle has a nice ass lol

I wondered how many preferred the other

Don’t get me wrong I did do a double take but Annabelle your bum is fantastic and I’m a boob guy haha x"

Coming from a boob guy that is a nice compliment thank you

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"i keep checking that I'm stelth mode "

Yes...keep an eye on that Jas

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

agree about the donut.

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"agree about the donut."

You got to just own it haven't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a side note, I just saw the title and you, the poster and thought I'd like to bite that

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"On a side note, I just saw the title and you, the poster and thought I'd like to bite that "

I could probably pull a few things out my bum but a donut ain't one of them

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Illusions shattered

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Illusions shattered"

They're just smoke and mirrors anyway

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"Illusions shattered

They're just smoke and mirrors anyway "

Thanks for looking, the ego massage is appreciated.

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Illusions shattered

They're just smoke and mirrors anyway

Thanks for looking, the ego massage is appreciated."

I am happy to massage your ego

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