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"Fabtarts... Seriously... ".I can do a really good fab fart  | |||
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"This it what we’re here for isn’t it ladies "Hell yeah... Custard tarts, jam tarts, strawberry tarts....I'm here for ALL the tarts! | |||
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"Fabtarts... Seriously... .I can do a really good fab fart "Oooooh, there was a fella with a fart fetish posted this morning...... you should hook up  | |||
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"Have you got a tarts and vicars party and need to balance the numbers?" I could easily pass as a vicar Easily | |||
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"I love local tarts, my favourite one is blackberry tart "I'd kill for a strawberry tart just now! | |||
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I take it treacle tart is out... bugger, it's my favourite too | |||
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"Have you got a tarts and vicars party and need to balance the numbers? I could easily pass as a vicar Easily" Don’t they wear a different type of collar? | |||
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"This ain't going to go well " But he phrased it so eloquently, how can the ladies possibly resist? | |||
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"If its not bakewell its not filthy enough! I once knew a girl from bakewell.... holy moly...." ever had a Manchester tart? | |||
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"A girl I used to work with was from down south and she used to talk about “Gypsy tarts” apparently they were amazing!! I had never heard of them "Ooh, my granny used to make gypsy tarts! Delicious! | |||
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"Have you got a tarts and vicars party and need to balance the numbers? I could easily pass as a vicar Easily Don’t they wear a different type of collar?" You just havent been going to the right kinda parties | |||
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"A girl I used to work with was from down south and she used to talk about “Gypsy tarts” apparently they were amazing!! I had never heard of them "Maybe it's when you fart in a caravan lol | |||
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"If its not bakewell its not filthy enough! I once knew a girl from bakewell.... holy moly.... ever had a Manchester tart? "I would love a Glasgow tart right now lol | |||
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"I'm only interested in professional tarts." Why? | |||
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"If its not bakewell its not filthy enough! I once knew a girl from bakewell.... holy moly.... ever had a Manchester tart? " | |||
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"If its not bakewell its not filthy enough! I once knew a girl from bakewell.... holy moly.... ever had a Manchester tart?
I would love a Glasgow tart right now lol "Manchester tarts are good | |||
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"If its not bakewell its not filthy enough! I once knew a girl from bakewell.... holy moly.... ever had a Manchester tart?
I would love a Glasgow tart right now lol Manchester tarts are good "As long as they’re the red half of course | |||
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"Ooooh I'd love a bakewell tart!" I'll be baking some Bakewell Tart cupcakes tomorrow. Special request from the ladies in the office I work in. | |||
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"If its not bakewell its not filthy enough! I once knew a girl from bakewell.... holy moly.... ever had a Manchester tart?
I would love a Glasgow tart right now lol Manchester tarts are good
As long as they’re the red half of course "of course | |||
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"If its not bakewell its not filthy enough! I once knew a girl from bakewell.... holy moly.... ever had a Manchester tart?
I would love a Glasgow tart right now lol Manchester tarts are good "I love Manchester tarts too xx | |||
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"I'm only interested in professional tarts. Why?" I have standards | |||
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"I'm only interested in professional tarts. Why? I have standards" Why? | |||
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"If its not bakewell its not filthy enough! I once knew a girl from bakewell.... holy moly.... ever had a Manchester tart?
I would love a Glasgow tart right now lol Manchester tarts are good
I love Manchester tarts too xx "They are tasty | |||
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"I'm only interested in professional tarts. Why? I have standards Why?" Good question | |||
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"I'm only interested in professional tarts. Why? I have standards Why? Good question" Why? | |||
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"If its not bakewell its not filthy enough! I once knew a girl from bakewell.... holy moly.... ever had a Manchester tart?
I would love a Glasgow tart right now lol Manchester tarts are good
I love Manchester tarts too xx They are tasty "They are tasty x that's why i always eat out when im in Manchester | |||
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"Waves "Enjoy.. lol xx | |||
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"This it what we’re here for isn’t it ladies
Hell yeah... Custard tarts, jam tarts, strawberry tarts....I'm here for ALL the tarts!"Ooo yes please.. I love a fuite tart.. Mmmm yummy. | |||
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"He must've found one cos hes not replying. Must be busy "
I think it's more likely he has run for the hills.
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"He must've found one cos hes not replying. Must be busy "Can I have some of that Manchester tart? | |||
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"He must've found one cos hes not replying. Must be busy
I think it's more likely he has run for the hills.
He's made a tart of himself. "hes checking out everyones profile who comments to see if hes in luck lol. | |||
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"Ooooh I'd love a bakewell tart! I'll be baking some Bakewell Tart cupcakes tomorrow. Special request from the ladies in the office I work in." Lucky ladies hope you enjoy making them & they enjoy devouring them | |||
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Can I have some of that Manchester tart? "hey mr Portuguese Ramsay. Why dont you make me some | |||
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Can I have some of that Manchester tart? hey mr Portuguese Ramsay. Why dont you make me some "I thought that you preferred some cream pie  | |||
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"He must've found one cos hes not replying. Must be busy
Can I have some of that Manchester tart? hey mr Portuguese Ramsay. Why dont you make me some
I thought that you preferred some cream pie "I'm fancying a tart now | |||
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"Syrup tarts were my favourite with custard "Has to be treacle. | |||
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"He must've found one cos hes not replying. Must be busy
Can I have some of that Manchester tart? hey mr Portuguese Ramsay. Why dont you make me some
I thought that you preferred some cream pie I'm fancying a tart now "What about some Portuguese custard tarts? | |||
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"He must've found one cos hes not replying. Must be busy
Can I have some of that Manchester tart? hey mr Portuguese Ramsay. Why dont you make me some
I thought that you preferred some cream pie I'm fancying a tart now "I have Jam tarts, want one? | |||
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"He must've found one cos hes not replying. Must be busy
I think it's more likely he has run for the hills.
He's made a tart of himself. hes checking out everyones profile who comments to see if hes in luck lol. "A bit of a jammie dodger then so | |||
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Can I have some of that Manchester tart? hey mr Portuguese Ramsay. Why dont you make me some
I thought that you preferred some cream pie I'm fancying a tart now
I have Jam tarts, want one?"ooh yes please | |||
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Can I have some of that Manchester tart? hey mr Portuguese Ramsay. Why dont you make me some
I thought that you preferred some cream pie I'm fancying a tart now
I have Jam tarts, want one?"Is it time of the month for you then | |||
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"All this talk of tarts is making me hungry" Just heard someone talking about gypsy and Bakewell tarts... And when I googled them I was so surprised, they look beautifully delicious! Treacle tart is still my fave tho. | |||
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"All this talk of tarts is making me hungry Just heard someone talking about gypsy and Bakewell tarts... And when I googled them I was so surprised, they look beautifully delicious! Treacle tart is still my fave tho. " you obviously havent had a Manchester tart | |||
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"All this talk of tarts is making me hungry Just heard someone talking about gypsy and Bakewell tarts... And when I googled them I was so surprised, they look beautifully delicious! Treacle tart is still my fave tho. " I've actually made gypsy tart the ingredients are simple getting it right not so easy the whisking is the key | |||
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"All this talk of tarts is making me hungry Just heard someone talking about gypsy and Bakewell tarts... And when I googled them I was so surprised, they look beautifully delicious! Treacle tart is still my fave tho. you obviously havent had a Manchester tart "Obviously not lol | |||
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"I only opened this as I thought it was gonna be about some local bakery "It is, lol scroll up and you'll start getting hungry | |||
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"All this talk of tarts is making me hungry Just heard someone talking about gypsy and Bakewell tarts... And when I googled them I was so surprised, they look beautifully delicious! Treacle tart is still my fave tho. I've actually made gypsy tart the ingredients are simple getting it right not so easy the whisking is the key" We used to have gypsy tart for dessert at primary school, sooooo good
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"I think you might need to rethink your strategy here..." Yes he does. All these tarts crying themselves to sleep because they're not local to him. | |||
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"I only opened this as I thought it was gonna be about some local bakery
It is, lol scroll up and you'll start getting hungry "Fucking hell why did you tell me to do that.... gonna have to raid the fridge now ... and I have no tarts only seafood sticks! | |||
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"I only opened this as I thought it was gonna be about some local bakery
It is, lol scroll up and you'll start getting hungry
Fucking hell why did you tell me to do that.... gonna have to raid the fridge now ... and I have no tarts only seafood sticks!"Hey, heat them up in the microwave a bit and eat them like that, it's a nice snack  | |||
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"I love local tarts, my favourite one is blackberry tart
I'd kill for a strawberry tart just now! "Gooseberry tart - a really sour gooseberry. Does anyone make these anymore??? | |||
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"I love local tarts, my favourite one is blackberry tart
I'd kill for a strawberry tart just now!
Gooseberry tart - a really sour gooseberry. Does anyone make these anymore??? "Yes! My local pick your own farm did gooseberries last year and I picked heaps! Did tarts, pies and crumbles with them. | |||
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"Hiya any local tarts fancy a chat? I’m looking for the ones who claim to be dirty but are usually all talk n no action? Love lots of tits out action pm me for sexual naughty chats maybe more pm me" Thank god there's still one charming gentleman on fab. | |||
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"I only opened this as I thought it was gonna be about some local bakery
It is, lol scroll up and you'll start getting hungry
Fucking hell why did you tell me to do that.... gonna have to raid the fridge now ... and I have no tarts only seafood sticks!
Hey, heat them up in the microwave a bit and eat them like that, it's a nice snack "Just call it seafood on a stick tar tar | |||
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"All this talk of tarts is making me hungry Just heard someone talking about gypsy and Bakewell tarts... And when I googled them I was so surprised, they look beautifully delicious! Treacle tart is still my fave tho. I've actually made gypsy tart the ingredients are simple getting it right not so easy the whisking is the key We used to have gypsy tart for dessert at primary school, sooooo good
"Unfortunately I went to school when healthy eating came in and ruined school dinners for life my parents would have bought them in the local bakery good luck finding them in one now | |||
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"Hiya any local tarts fancy a chat? I’m looking for the ones who claim to be dirty but are usually all talk n no action? Love lots of tits out action pm me for sexual naughty chats maybe more pm me Thank god there's still one charming gentleman on fab." Aww well thank you I do try to turn on the charm when I can a kiss for the lovely lady oh wait..... | |||
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"I only opened this as I thought it was gonna be about some local bakery
It is, lol scroll up and you'll start getting hungry
Fucking hell why did you tell me to do that.... gonna have to raid the fridge now ... and I have no tarts only seafood sticks!
Hey, heat them up in the microwave a bit and eat them like that, it's a nice snack "
I don't have a microwave! I got my midnight snacks for entertainment though. | |||
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"What about pop tarts lol???" I think even some of those would be reluctant tbf | |||
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"This it what we’re here for isn’t it ladies "If only you were local to me..you'd sooo get it | |||
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"Hiya any local tarts fancy a chat? I’m looking for the ones who claim to be dirty but are usually all talk n no action? Love lots of tits out action pm me for sexual naughty chats maybe more pm me" Wow let me at him how can a girl say no ? . You have to love people like this purely for the entertaint aspect and comedy they bring to fab . | |||
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"We are off to Birmingham today. I soooooo hope I'm in with a chance "btw anyone else think he looks like David Baddiel with short hair on his first picture | |||
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"We are off to Birmingham today. I soooooo hope I'm in with a chance btw anyone else think he looks like David Baddiel with short hair on his first picture "This has killed me | |||
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"We are off to Birmingham today. I soooooo hope I'm in with a chance btw anyone else think he looks like David Baddiel with short hair on his first picture
This has killed me " | |||
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"We are off to Birmingham today. I soooooo hope I'm in with a chance btw anyone else think he looks like David Baddiel with short hair on his first picture "Haha I had to look up who that was | |||
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"We are off to Birmingham today. I soooooo hope I'm in with a chance btw anyone else think he looks like David Baddiel with short hair on his first picture
Haha I had to look up who that was "lol I meant Baddiel in his younger days lol. Xx | |||
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"This it what we’re here for isn’t it ladies
Hell yeah... Custard tarts, jam tarts, strawberry tarts....I'm here for ALL the tarts!"Custard now your talking xxx | |||
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"He can't accom though . That will deter many "That's me fucked..or not | |||
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"Mary berry wouldn't like a tart that's dirty especially if it had a soggy bottom" Not a soggy bottom | |||
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"I'm local. Just not to the OP. Local ish to Cheeky though.... "I think he forgot the spacing lo cal as in no all butter pastry | |||
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"Mary berry wouldn't like a tart that's dirty especially if it had a soggy bottom" Why did you have to bring up Mary lol | |||
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"Mary berry wouldn't like a tart that's dirty especially if it had a soggy bottom Not a soggy bottom "Blind bake it first | |||
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"Mary berry wouldn't like a tart that's dirty especially if it had a soggy bottom Not a soggy bottom
Blind bake it first "I struggle with baking when I've got both eyes open thank you very much | |||
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"I’ll ask the lady in the lo cal bakery if she will whip her tits out while I purvey her Belgian buns lol "Haha I’d love a Belgian Bun  much more appealing than a tart | |||
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"I’ll ask the lady in the lo cal bakery if she will whip her tits out while I purvey her Belgian buns lol
Haha I’d love a Belgian Bun much more appealing than a tart "As we turned it foodie into a chef I pushed it on too buns lol | |||
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"I’ll ask the lady in the lo cal bakery if she will whip her tits out while I purvey her Belgian buns lol
Haha I’d love a Belgian Bun much more appealing than a tart "I'm quite partial to a cream horn. | |||
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"I’m now purveying belles buns ! "Purvey all you like | |||
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"I’ll ask the lady in the lo cal bakery if she will whip her tits out while I purvey her Belgian buns lol
Haha I’d love a Belgian Bun much more appealing than a tart I'm quite partial to a cream horn. "Ohh yes I do love a chocolate eclair especially when the cream oozes out | |||
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"I’ll ask the lady in the lo cal bakery if she will whip her tits out while I purvey her Belgian buns lol
Haha I’d love a Belgian Bun much more appealing than a tart I'm quite partial to a cream horn.
Ohh yes I do love a chocolate eclair especially when the cream oozes out "make sure you dont spill any on your chest. Heaven forbid the offers to lick it off | |||
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"I’ll ask the lady in the lo cal bakery if she will whip her tits out while I purvey her Belgian buns lol
Haha I’d love a Belgian Bun much more appealing than a tart I'm quite partial to a cream horn.
Ohh yes I do love a chocolate eclair especially when the cream oozes out "Just had two of them right now and read that | |||
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"I’ll ask the lady in the lo cal bakery if she will whip her tits out while I purvey her Belgian buns lol
Haha I’d love a Belgian Bun much more appealing than a tart I'm quite partial to a cream horn.
Ohh yes I do love a chocolate eclair especially when the cream oozes out make sure you dont spill any on your chest. Heaven forbid the offers to lick it off "Il try my best | |||
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Haha I’d love a Belgian Bun much more appealing than a tart I'm quite partial to a cream horn.
Ohh yes I do love a chocolate eclair especially when the cream oozes out
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"I’m now purveying belles buns !
Purvey all you like " | |||
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"I’ll ask the lady in the lo cal bakery if she will whip her tits out while I purvey her Belgian buns lol
Haha I’d love a Belgian Bun much more appealing than a tart I'm quite partial to a cream horn.
Ohh yes I do love a chocolate eclair especially when the cream oozes out "I’m a chef ,choux buns today | |||
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"I have a feeling the op may not be knee deep in chuff anytime soon ,call me old fashioned , "He'll be knee deep in his own self pity for posting in the first place! | |||
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"I’ll ask the lady in the lo cal bakery if she will whip her tits out while I purvey her Belgian buns lol
Haha I’d love a Belgian Bun much more appealing than a tart I'm quite partial to a cream horn.
Ohh yes I do love a chocolate eclair especially when the cream oozes out
Just had two of them right now and read that
And you didn’t share "I didn't know how much you liked them till now and you got the sexy towel look going on there so could have got messy with all that cream oozing out all over you | |||
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"I have a feeling the op may not be knee deep in chuff anytime soon ,call me old fashioned ,
He'll be knee deep in his own self pity for posting in the first place! "Oh well ,it’s a learning curve ,now these choux buns I’m doing today will have a fresh vanilla cream and cognac and chocolat fondant icing | |||
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Haha I’d love a Belgian Bun much more appealing than a tart I'm quite partial to a cream horn.
Ohh yes I do love a chocolate eclair especially when the cream oozes out
I’m a chef ,choux buns today "Ohh yummy | |||
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"I’ll ask the lady in the lo cal bakery if she will whip her tits out while I purvey her Belgian buns lol
Haha I’d love a Belgian Bun much more appealing than a tart I'm quite partial to a cream horn.
Ohh yes I do love a chocolate eclair especially when the cream oozes out
Just had two of them right now and read that
And you didn’t share
I didn't know how much you liked them till now and you got the sexy towel look going on there so could have got messy with all that cream oozing out all over you "I like messy | |||
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"Hiya any local tarts fancy a chat? I’m looking for the ones who claim to be dirty but are usually all talk n no action? Love lots of tits out action pm me for sexual naughty chats maybe more pm me" Did any tarts contact you? | |||
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Always happens when you mention food "Will you assist with choux buns and whipped cream lol do you like to be piped x | |||
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"I reckon hes sat smirking at everyone while scrolling through our profiles "Kleenex ? | |||
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"Ha ha omg a thread gone awol
Always happens when you mention food
Will you assist with choux buns and whipped cream lol do you like to be piped x "It would be a pleasure I love to be piped | |||
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"Ok Wow how sexy "Ok is damn sexy , it’s like Yes but with a tiny bit of hesitation | |||
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"(Walks in; sits on recently placed chair, stretches out legs and starts eating popcorn.......) Don’t mind me OP; I haven’t seen this happen before! " | |||
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"(Walks in; sits on recently placed chair, stretches out legs and starts eating popcorn.......) Don’t mind me OP; I haven’t seen this happen before! "Do you have a favourite tart or cream bun | |||
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"Ha ha omg a thread gone awol
Always happens when you mention food
Will you assist with choux buns and whipped cream lol do you like to be piped x
It would be a pleasure I love to be piped "Assume the position | |||
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"(Walks in; sits on recently placed chair, stretches out legs and starts eating popcorn.......) Don’t mind me OP; I haven’t seen this happen before!
Do you have a favourite tart or cream bun "He’s run for the hills lol | |||
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"I reckon hes sat smirking at everyone while scrolling through our profiles
Kleenex ? "oh yes that definitely springs to mind lol. X | |||
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"(Walks in; sits on recently placed chair, stretches out legs and starts eating popcorn.......) Don’t mind me OP; I haven’t seen this happen before!
Do you have a favourite tart or cream bun "Spotted dick | |||
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"I reckon hes sat smirking at everyone while scrolling through our profiles "One of those classics when the OP sits back and just watches thread come alive... or is thinking ooops  | |||
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"Local tarts message me " Will do | |||
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"I reckon hes sat smirking at everyone while scrolling through our profiles
One of those classics when the OP sits back and just watches thread come alive... or is thinking ooops "The latter applies me thinks | |||
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"This could be a first in the forums . A thread reaching a full 175 posts without the OP commenting once "It has happened before | |||
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"This could be a first in the forums . A thread reaching a full 175 posts without the OP commenting once "But he made plenty more threads hes busy | |||
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"I reckon hes sat smirking at everyone while scrolling through our profiles
One of those classics when the OP sits back and just watches thread come alive... or is thinking ooops "dont think hes thinking oops. More likely to be thinking bingo!!! Haha xx | |||
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