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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello! Cowabunga shortbread and broccoli, tattva namaste happy Friday and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Newbies, thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try. It's fun! Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeving Jim!

I have wine, I'm still working, I want sex which I wont have. How are you?

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull

Hey Jim xx

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Good eeeeevning!

I'm intrigued by the strawberries and cream! One of my favourite combos, naughty and nice!

Had a curry, watched a film, had a quick tumble in the sheets, now getting cosied up!

A very good evening, one and all!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Alright

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeving Jim!

I have wine, I'm still working, I want sex which I wont have. How are you? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bella. You're tonight's first poster, congratulations!

Wine is good. But don't work too hard for goodness sakes. I want some some of the sex too. I'm all the better for seeing you. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Jim xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. I hope you're feeling rested. Smileyface x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was planning an early night, till i flicked through the channels and saw the rocky horror picture show had started. It's one of those you just have to watch.

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Hey Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. I hope you're feeling rested. Smileyface x"

I really am Jim thank you. Just what I needed I think. Hope you are well xx

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Was planning an early night, till i flicked through the channels and saw the rocky horror picture show had started. It's one of those you just have to watch."

Ohh what channel please? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeevning!

I'm intrigued by the strawberries and cream! One of my favourite combos, naughty and nice!

Had a curry, watched a film, had a quick tumble in the sheets, now getting cosied up!

A very good evening, one and all! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Racer. I've just had two bowls of strawberries and cream. they were both delicious. But I think your Friday night is better than mine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alright"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. Nocturnal love to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was planning an early night, till i flicked through the channels and saw the rocky horror picture show had started. It's one of those you just have to watch.

Ohh what channel please? Xx"

081 on freeview talking pictures tv

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim

Evening all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sigma. What are you tinkling? Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was planning an early night, till i flicked through the channels and saw the rocky horror picture show had started. It's one of those you just have to watch."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pukka. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Which channel is The Rocky Horror Picture Show on? Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pukka, my question is answered!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. I hope you're feeling rested. Smileyface x

I really am Jim thank you. Just what I needed I think. Hope you are well xx"

I'm not too bad. x

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"Good eeeeevning!

I'm intrigued by the strawberries and cream! One of my favourite combos, naughty and nice!

Had a curry, watched a film, had a quick tumble in the sheets, now getting cosied up!

A very good evening, one and all!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Racer. I've just had two bowls of strawberries and cream. they were both delicious. But I think your Friday night is better than mine. "

I just want strawberries now!

Guess we can't have everything, and always want what we can't have! Typical!

Hope it's a lovely positive night tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was planning an early night, till i flicked through the channels and saw the rocky horror picture show had started. It's one of those you just have to watch.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pukka. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Which channel is The Rocky Horror Picture Show on? Smileyface"

081 on freeview talking pictures tv

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Razzle. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. What is your favourite porno mag? Smileyface

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

40c here so sweating my nuts off xx

Evening all x

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"Was planning an early night, till i flicked through the channels and saw the rocky horror picture show had started. It's one of those you just have to watch."

I’ve never seen this - is it good?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeevning!

I'm intrigued by the strawberries and cream! One of my favourite combos, naughty and nice!

Had a curry, watched a film, had a quick tumble in the sheets, now getting cosied up!

A very good evening, one and all!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Racer. I've just had two bowls of strawberries and cream. they were both delicious. But I think your Friday night is better than mine.

I just want strawberries now!

Guess we can't have everything, and always want what we can't have! Typical!

Hope it's a lovely positive night tonight! "

Thank you, it will be. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was planning an early night, till i flicked through the channels and saw the rocky horror picture show had started. It's one of those you just have to watch.

I’ve never seen this - is it good? "

It's amazing. You need to see it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was planning an early night, till i flicked through the channels and saw the rocky horror picture show had started. It's one of those you just have to watch.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pukka. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Which channel is The Rocky Horror Picture Show on? Smileyface

081 on freeview talking pictures tv "

Thank you, Pukka. If I ever see you driving your truck, I'll give you a wave.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"40c here so sweating my nuts off xx

Evening all x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Karl. All I can think about is your sweaty balls. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Louanna Jo. I like your username. Welcome aboard the good ship nocturnal. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Foxy. Happy Friday.

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Louanna Jo. I like your username. Welcome aboard the good ship nocturnal. Smileyface"

Thank you! I honestly can’t believe I’m still awake to be honest ...

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Was planning an early night, till i flicked through the channels and saw the rocky horror picture show had started. It's one of those you just have to watch.

Ohh what channel please? Xx

081 on freeview talking pictures tv "

Thank you xx

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Hey Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. I hope you're feeling rested. Smileyface x

I really am Jim thank you. Just what I needed I think. Hope you are well xx

I'm not too bad. x"

Good to hear xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Louanna Jo. I like your username. Welcome aboard the good ship nocturnal. Smileyface

Thank you! I honestly can’t believe I’m still awake to be honest ... "

You're welcome. Is it a new username? You can't believe it, but I'm glad you're here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was planning an early night, till i flicked through the channels and saw the rocky horror picture show had started. It's one of those you just have to watch.

Ohh what channel please? Xx

081 on freeview talking pictures tv

Thank you xx"

My pleasure. No matter how many times you've seen it you can't help but watch it again.

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal


"40c here so sweating my nuts off xx

Evening all x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Karl. All I can think about is your sweaty balls. Smileyface"

Wouldn’t dwell on those lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I already have to go and do a sit down wee. Please, please don't be silly while I'm away. You know me, I don't like silliness.

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"I already have to go and do a sit down wee. Please, please don't be silly while I'm away. You know me, I don't like silliness."

Jim already!? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Razzle. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. What is your favourite porno mag? Smileyface"

Jim you know me well

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By *ip2Man
over a year ago

Near Maidenhead

Eeeeeeeeeevening Jim, today I went to see Colin Richards, in London, the counsellor who specialises in sex problems.

In my case, can't orgasm with a partner. Get hard, want to cum, can't cum.

It was helpful. Two hours went by really quickly and I was still talking after overrunning the two hours by fifteen minutes.

Colin Richards really was what he said he was and it one of the most enlivening and personal conversations I've ever had.

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Was planning an early night, till i flicked through the channels and saw the rocky horror picture show had started. It's one of those you just have to watch.

Ohh what channel please? Xx

081 on freeview talking pictures tv

Thank you xx

My pleasure. No matter how many times you've seen it you can't help but watch it again."

Nope it's like an addiction xx

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Good evening Jim and friends xxx

How the devil are you Jim?

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal


"Eeeeeeeeeevening Jim, today I went to see Colin Richards, in London, the counsellor who specialises in sex problems.

In my case, can't orgasm with a partner. Get hard, want to cum, can't cum.

It was helpful. Two hours went by really quickly and I was still talking after overrunning the two hours by fifteen minutes.

Colin Richards really was what he said he was and it one of the most enlivening and personal conversations I've ever had. "

Well done for taking the time... many would not be arsed to be frank x

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

'Suuuuuuuuuppppppppppppp Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Jim and all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"40c here so sweating my nuts off xx

Evening all x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Karl. All I can think about is your sweaty balls. Smileyface

Wouldn’t dwell on those lol "

You can't stop me, Karl.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I already have to go and do a sit down wee. Please, please don't be silly while I'm away. You know me, I don't like silliness.

Jim already!? Xx"

An early sit down wee break while on late late nocturnal thread ©™ Sponsored by strawberries and cream duty. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Razzle. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. What is your favourite porno mag? Smileyface

Jim you know me well "

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jimchop, do you hop?

Evening all above and below xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening everybody! Any strawberries and cream left over or did you eat them all Jim?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eeeeeeeeeevening Jim, today I went to see Colin Richards, in London, the counsellor who specialises in sex problems.

In my case, can't orgasm with a partner. Get hard, want to cum, can't cum.

It was helpful. Two hours went by really quickly and I was still talking after overrunning the two hours by fifteen minutes.

Colin Richards really was what he said he was and it one of the most enlivening and personal conversations I've ever had. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pip. That's a very positive thing you've done today. I hope you get a boner soon. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and friends xxx

How the devil are you Jim? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. I'm okay, just about. How are you?

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal


"40c here so sweating my nuts off xx

Evening all x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Karl. All I can think about is your sweaty balls. Smileyface

Wouldn’t dwell on those lol

You can't stop me, Karl."

Oh well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"'Suuuuuuuuuppppppppppppp Jim "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dan. *Hand sanitised fist bump* Respect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everybody! Any strawberries and cream left over or did you eat them all Jim? "

I'm loving floral pictures. Was considering digging out floral thread for them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jimchop, do you hop?

Evening all above and below xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. I'm going to put my tablet down and hop, right now. Smileyface x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevning Jim and happy smiley face to you...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I just hopped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everybody! Any strawberries and cream left over or did you eat them all Jim?

I'm loving floral pictures. Was considering digging out floral thread for them! "

Thank you! I had a bouquet that was dying off so thought I'd get all floral and cute. I think the floral challenge was my favourite fab challenge so far!!

I've also enjoyed seeing the entries in the see through challenge!!

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside


"'Suuuuuuuuuppppppppppppp Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dan. *Hand sanitised fist bump* Respect."

What's the crack with the strawbs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everybody! Any strawberries and cream left over or did you eat them all Jim?

I'm loving floral pictures. Was considering digging out floral thread for them!

Thank you! I had a bouquet that was dying off so thought I'd get all floral and cute. I think the floral challenge was my favourite fab challenge so far!!

I've also enjoyed seeing the entries in the see through challenge!! "

I wish I had more time to take more pictures for it. Bad planning on my part! Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening everybody! Any strawberries and cream left over or did you eat them all Jim? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. I have got strawberries and cream, for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jim and all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. Merry Friday night. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just hopped."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevning Jim and happy smiley face to you... "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Thunder. Nice arse. Smileyface

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all, hope all is well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everybody! Any strawberries and cream left over or did you eat them all Jim?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. I have got strawberries and cream, for you."

Oh lovely! we should so make a strawberry milkshake o.O can you imagine how sexy that would be?!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Good evening Jim and friends xxx

How the devil are you Jim?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. I'm okay, just about. How are you? "

Jim I couldn’t be happier, last day of home schooling was on Wednesday. No more schooling of any kind for 9 weeks thank the Lord. Let’s hope they are back at school in 9 weeks and science experiments will no longer take place in my kitchen

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"I already have to go and do a sit down wee. Please, please don't be silly while I'm away. You know me, I don't like silliness.

Jim already!? Xx

An early sit down wee break while on late late nocturnal thread ©™ Sponsored by strawberries and cream duty. x"

Lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeving Jim!

I have wine, I'm still working, I want sex which I wont have. How are you?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bella. You're tonight's first poster, congratulations!

Wine is good. But don't work too hard for goodness sakes. I want some some of the sex too. I'm all the better for seeing you. How are you?"

I'm ok... that's a positive right now

How are you? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"'Suuuuuuuuuppppppppppppp Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dan. *Hand sanitised fist bump* Respect.

What's the crack with the strawbs?

"

Strawberries and cream are paying me a fortune to advertise on the coveted Friday night late late nocturnal thread ©™. I couldn't turn the money down, they're paying me Robert De Niro money, and I don't have to dress like a dick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just hopped.

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Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Shortie. What was the last thing that you drew? Smileyface

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside


"'Suuuuuuuuuppppppppppppp Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dan. *Hand sanitised fist bump* Respect.

What's the crack with the strawbs?

Strawberries and cream are paying me a fortune to advertise on the coveted Friday night late late nocturnal thread ©™. I couldn't turn the money down, they're paying me Robert De Niro money, and I don't have to dress like a dick."

Ah thought it was some Wimbledon type of shizz

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Evening all!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all, hope all is well "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sol. I hope you're well. I know the last time we spoke I took you back to the Nutella incident. I do hope you're okay.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening everybody! Any strawberries and cream left over or did you eat them all Jim?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. I have got strawberries and cream, for you.

Oh lovely! we should so make a strawberry milkshake o.O can you imagine how sexy that would be?! "

Stiffy alert.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and friends xxx

How the devil are you Jim?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. I'm okay, just about. How are you?

Jim I couldn’t be happier, last day of home schooling was on Wednesday. No more schooling of any kind for 9 weeks thank the Lord. Let’s hope they are back at school in 9 weeks and science experiments will no longer take place in my kitchen "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. That is good news. I hope you get a good Ofsted report.

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

Best to have your chin up, crack on and be positive as everyone else doesn’t have a scooby doo xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m late ...goooooooooooood evening Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeving Jim!

I have wine, I'm still working, I want sex which I wont have. How are you?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bella. You're tonight's first poster, congratulations!

Wine is good. But don't work too hard for goodness sakes. I want some some of the sex too. I'm all the better for seeing you. How are you?

I'm ok... that's a positive right now

How are you? X"

Okay is good. I'm okay at the moment, it's definitely positive.

As you know I'm okay. And I'm looking at your tits. x

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Louanna Jo. I like your username. Welcome aboard the good ship nocturnal. Smileyface

Thank you! I honestly can’t believe I’m still awake to be honest ...

You're welcome. Is it a new username? You can't believe it, but I'm glad you're here."

It’s new ish. I went by another name in a past life.

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

Good evening Jim (& everyone else!)

Any spare Strawberries going? I could do with a couple to float in my fizz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eh up Jim..

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"'Suuuuuuuuuppppppppppppp Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dan. *Hand sanitised fist bump* Respect.

What's the crack with the strawbs?

Strawberries and cream are paying me a fortune to advertise on the coveted Friday night late late nocturnal thread ©™. I couldn't turn the money down, they're paying me Robert De Niro money, and I don't have to dress like a dick.

Ah thought it was some Wimbledon type of shizz "

No Wimbledon has been cancelled this year for being too exciting and not being posh enough. It'll be back next year though. All the players will wear an entirely Global Hypercolor kit. And the balls will have bells in them to entertain cats at home in front of the telly. And Wall's Viennetta will be available to buy at an extortionate price.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everybody! Any strawberries and cream left over or did you eat them all Jim?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. I have got strawberries and cream, for you.

Oh lovely! we should so make a strawberry milkshake o.O can you imagine how sexy that would be?!

Stiffy alert."

We can add a sprinkle of Nesquik too

I noticed Lib has left and I'm sad. And Jamie too. she would have wanted to join in our milkshake making fun.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Good evening Jim and friends xxx

How the devil are you Jim?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. I'm okay, just about. How are you?

Jim I couldn’t be happier, last day of home schooling was on Wednesday. No more schooling of any kind for 9 weeks thank the Lord. Let’s hope they are back at school in 9 weeks and science experiments will no longer take place in my kitchen

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. That is good news. I hope you get a good Ofsted report."

No but my creative Hindu shrine and out of the box food art were mentioned in the end of year report and I got quite a few house points

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cockosaurus. Rawrr. You and your penis are very welcome to this late night nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Best to have your chin up, crack on and be positive as everyone else doesn’t have a scooby doo xx"

Follow your hearts everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevning Jim and happy smiley face to you...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Thunder. Nice arse. Smileyface"

It's my entry to tonight's picture challenge... It's my take on Anabelle21's profile pic. Not a bad bum I got aye haha.

Manly service will resume shortly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m late ...goooooooooooood evening Jim "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, cheeky Cheeky. I've always got time for you. Smileyface

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Jimmy how are you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Louanna Jo. I like your username. Welcome aboard the good ship nocturnal. Smileyface

Thank you! I honestly can’t believe I’m still awake to be honest ...

You're welcome. Is it a new username? You can't believe it, but I'm glad you're here.

It’s new ish. I went by another name in a past life. "

I thought so. In with the new, in with the Lou.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim (& everyone else!)

Any spare Strawberries going? I could do with a couple to float in my fizz"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jsm. I can rustle up a couple of strawberries for you for your fizz. Fruityfizzface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eh up Jim..

Evening all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sassy. Happy Friday!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening everybody! Any strawberries and cream left over or did you eat them all Jim?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. I have got strawberries and cream, for you.

Oh lovely! we should so make a strawberry milkshake o.O can you imagine how sexy that would be?!

Stiffy alert.

We can add a sprinkle of Nesquik too

I noticed Lib has left and I'm sad. And Jamie too. she would have wanted to join in our milkshake making fun. "

I love it when you talk dirty.

That Lib has unlos'd more times than I've had scrambled eggs on toast. He'll be back. And hopefully Jamie Hants will be back for nocturnal bants and milkshake fun soon.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevning Jim and happy smiley face to you...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Thunder. Nice arse. Smileyface

It's my entry to tonight's picture challenge... It's my take on Anabelle21's profile pic. Not a bad bum I got aye haha.

Manly service will resume shortly "

That's a good take to be fair.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and friends xxx

How the devil are you Jim?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. I'm okay, just about. How are you?

Jim I couldn’t be happier, last day of home schooling was on Wednesday. No more schooling of any kind for 9 weeks thank the Lord. Let’s hope they are back at school in 9 weeks and science experiments will no longer take place in my kitchen

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. That is good news. I hope you get a good Ofsted report.

No but my creative Hindu shrine and out of the box food art were mentioned in the end of year report and I got quite a few house points "

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Ya I'm good ta

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Evening all. In for a bit but I’m warning you, I’m very sleepy!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jimmy how are you "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. I'm doing okay.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Jimmy how are you

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. I'm doing okay."

You feeling ok xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ya I'm good ta"

I didn't ask, but this is excellent news.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Ya I'm good ta

I didn't ask, but this is excellent news."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all. In for a bit but I’m warning you, I’m very sleepy!! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Your break from work was short. Did you see the short film I made? It might send you to sleep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jimmy how are you

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. I'm doing okay.

You feeling ok xx"

I'm am thank you. x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Jimmy how are you

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. I'm doing okay.

You feeling ok xx

I'm am thank you. x"

Xxx

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Evening all. In for a bit but I’m warning you, I’m very sleepy!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Your break from work was short. Did you see the short film I made? It might send you to sleep. "

I did, just been tied up with life, apologies. It was very Lynch, I liked it.

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By *ip2Man
over a year ago

Near Maidenhead

Lemonbuttercream's hourglass figure is, oh, my!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening jim, today i have mostly been been planking

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside


"Evening all. In for a bit but I’m warning you, I’m very sleepy!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Your break from work was short. Did you see the short film I made? It might send you to sleep.

I did, just been tied up with life, apologies. It was very Lynch, I liked it. "

Trrreeeeaaaaccclllleeeee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all. In for a bit but I’m warning you, I’m very sleepy!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Your break from work was short. Did you see the short film I made? It might send you to sleep.

I did, just been tied up with life, apologies. It was very Lynch, I liked it. "

You're very kind. I uploaded it to YouTube, my first YouTube video and possibly my last. How are you?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Shortie. What was the last thing that you drew? Smileyface"

Last finished drawing someone sat on a chair in thigh high boots. Currently a bikini on some boobs. Up next a face and lots of tattoos

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lemonbuttercream's hourglass figure is, oh, my!"

You can say that again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening jim, today i have mostly been been planking "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dynamic. You plank.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Lemonbuttercream's hourglass figure is, oh, my!"

She wants me to nuzzle her nip nips, lucky me - eh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Shortie. What was the last thing that you drew? Smileyface

Last finished drawing someone sat on a chair in thigh high boots. Currently a bikini on some boobs. Up next a face and lots of tattoos "

I like it.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Evening all. In for a bit but I’m warning you, I’m very sleepy!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Your break from work was short. Did you see the short film I made? It might send you to sleep.

I did, just been tied up with life, apologies. It was very Lynch, I liked it.

Trrreeeeaaaaccclllleeeee "

Hello me ol’ mucker- you well?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Evening all. In for a bit but I’m warning you, I’m very sleepy!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Your break from work was short. Did you see the short film I made? It might send you to sleep.

I did, just been tied up with life, apologies. It was very Lynch, I liked it.

You're very kind. I uploaded it to YouTube, my first YouTube video and possibly my last. How are you?"

Bit frazzled, exhausting workload currently. But it’s the weekend so rest time is allowed!! Hurrah!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's the midnight hour. I'm going to celebrate the new day by going for a sit down wee. While I'm away, don't be silly, and don't melt your Walkmans.

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside


"Evening all. In for a bit but I’m warning you, I’m very sleepy!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Your break from work was short. Did you see the short film I made? It might send you to sleep.

I did, just been tied up with life, apologies. It was very Lynch, I liked it.

Trrreeeeaaaaccclllleeeee

Hello me ol’ mucker- you well?"

Life's rosey, how's things your end? All good I hope

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Shortie. What was the last thing that you drew? Smileyface

Last finished drawing someone sat on a chair in thigh high boots. Currently a bikini on some boobs. Up next a face and lots of tattoos

I like it."

It’s a variety challenge

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Evening all. In for a bit but I’m warning you, I’m very sleepy!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Your break from work was short. Did you see the short film I made? It might send you to sleep.

I did, just been tied up with life, apologies. It was very Lynch, I liked it.

Trrreeeeaaaaccclllleeeee

Hello me ol’ mucker- you well?

Life's rosey, how's things your end? All good I hope "

Rosey posey pudding and pie here, I’m eating the pudding AND the pie.

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside


"Evening all. In for a bit but I’m warning you, I’m very sleepy!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Your break from work was short. Did you see the short film I made? It might send you to sleep.

I did, just been tied up with life, apologies. It was very Lynch, I liked it.

Trrreeeeaaaaccclllleeeee

Hello me ol’ mucker- you well?

Life's rosey, how's things your end? All good I hope

Rosey posey pudding and pie here, I’m eating the pudding AND the pie. "

Wish I could, only have to look at a slice of toast and I gain 5lbs at the moment

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Evening all. In for a bit but I’m warning you, I’m very sleepy!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Your break from work was short. Did you see the short film I made? It might send you to sleep.

I did, just been tied up with life, apologies. It was very Lynch, I liked it.

Trrreeeeaaaaccclllleeeee

Hello me ol’ mucker- you well?

Life's rosey, how's things your end? All good I hope

Rosey posey pudding and pie here, I’m eating the pudding AND the pie.

Wish I could, only have to look at a slice of toast and I gain 5lbs at the moment "

Me too. I’m a heiffer but have decided I’ll employ men to carry me when I’m too big to walk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1960 To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee is first published.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all. In for a bit but I’m warning you, I’m very sleepy!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Your break from work was short. Did you see the short film I made? It might send you to sleep.

I did, just been tied up with life, apologies. It was very Lynch, I liked it.

You're very kind. I uploaded it to YouTube, my first YouTube video and possibly my last. How are you?

Bit frazzled, exhausting workload currently. But it’s the weekend so rest time is allowed!! Hurrah!

"

Get some rest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Today would have been Yul Brynner's 100th birthday.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside


"Today would have been Yul Brynner's 100th birthday."

Did you know he was originally supposed to advertise Liverpool F.C. aftershave.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Good evening Jim.

I’m just back from the market and the queues are crazy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeeeeeeeevening all. Hope you have had a good evening. I a have been having.......filthy filthy chat all night hence my late arrival.....any more on offer here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 11/07/20 00:17:11]"

You don't say.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eeeeeeeeevening all. Hope you have had a good evening. I a have been having.......filthy filthy chat all night hence my late arrival.....any more on offer here? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. You're a dirty boy. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Today would have been Yul Brynner's 100th birthday.

Did you know he was originally supposed to advertise Liverpool F.C. aftershave."

Really? Really really.

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside


"Today would have been Yul Brynner's 100th birthday.

Did you know he was originally supposed to advertise Liverpool F.C. aftershave.

Really? Really really."

They ended up using someone else because Yul never wore Cologne

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Today would have been Yul Brynner's 100th birthday.

Did you know he was originally supposed to advertise Liverpool F.C. aftershave.

Really? Really really.

They ended up using someone else because Yul never wore Cologne "

Hahahaha. That's amazing.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

My word. Evening all. Don't mind me. Just escaping in here to avoid the rest of the crazy forum tonight!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Today would have been Yul Brynner's 100th birthday.

Did you know he was originally supposed to advertise Liverpool F.C. aftershave.

Really? Really really."

I read that like the lyric in OutKast’s Ms Jackson “Forever, forever, ever, forever, ever?”

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My word. Evening all. Don't mind me. Just escaping in here to avoid the rest of the crazy forum tonight! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mag. Sit down next to me, and chill out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Today would have been Yul Brynner's 100th birthday.

Did you know he was originally supposed to advertise Liverpool F.C. aftershave.

Really? Really really.

I read that like the lyric in OutKast’s Ms Jackson “Forever, forever, ever, forever, ever?”"

That's exactly how I said it.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Right tips needed after wasting nearly half a bottle of eye drops on my cheek.... how do you put eye drops in yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim.

I’m just back from the market and the queues are crazy."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. I don't why, but I can't picture markets in Florida. I don't know why. What did you buy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell me what is everybody drinking tonight....are you all on herbal teas??????

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"My word. Evening all. Don't mind me. Just escaping in here to avoid the rest of the crazy forum tonight!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mag. Sit down next to me, and chill out."

Great. I'll get the tea on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right tips needed after wasting nearly half a bottle of eye drops on my cheek.... how do you put eye drops in yourself "

You know what, I've never had to use eye drops as an adult.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell me what is everybody drinking tonight....are you all on herbal teas??????"

I've been on the Coke.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My word. Evening all. Don't mind me. Just escaping in here to avoid the rest of the crazy forum tonight!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mag. Sit down next to me, and chill out.

Great. I'll get the tea on. "

Excellent timing.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Tell me what is everybody drinking tonight....are you all on herbal teas??????

I've been on the Coke."

*taps nose knowingly

Coke Zero with a straw yeah?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell me what is everybody drinking tonight....are you all on herbal teas??????

I've been on the Coke.

*taps nose knowingly

Coke Zero with a straw yeah?"

You know me so well. I now have steel straws.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right tips needed after wasting nearly half a bottle of eye drops on my cheek.... how do you put eye drops in yourself

You know what, I've never had to use eye drops as an adult."

So much easier they gave you an eye bath then you could just tip your head back and met the liquid flow in

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Tell me what is everybody drinking tonight....are you all on herbal teas??????

I've been on the Coke.

*taps nose knowingly

Coke Zero with a straw yeah?

You know me so well. I now have steel straws."

Thief.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell me what is everybody drinking tonight....are you all on herbal teas??????

I've been on the Coke.

*taps nose knowingly

Coke Zero with a straw yeah?"

I was talking about liquid activities you naughty naughty peeps. I like dark rum or brandy in ........,my poison.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 2013 Orange is the New Black Premieres on Netflix. I watch it at a later date, using Estella's Netflix.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can someone help Shortie?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"On this day 2013 Orange is the New Black Premieres on Netflix. I watch it at a later date, using Estella's Netflix."

Thief.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell me what is everybody drinking tonight....are you all on herbal teas??????

I've been on the Coke.

*taps nose knowingly

Coke Zero with a straw yeah?

You know me so well. I now have steel straws.

Thief."

I paid for them fair and square.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On this day 2013 Orange is the New Black Premieres on Netflix. I watch it at a later date, using Estella's Netflix.

Thief."

It's a fair cop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this day 2013 Orange is the New Black Premieres on Netflix. I watch it at a later date, using Estella's Netflix."

I didn't know you and Estella had hooked up this weekend Jim.....lucky boy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right tips needed after wasting nearly half a bottle of eye drops on my cheek.... how do you put eye drops in yourself

You know what, I've never had to use eye drops as an adult.

So much easier they gave you an eye bath then you could just tip your head back and met the liquid flow in "

Look up.. open your eyes wide. Aim for the inside corner of the eye then tilt to other side gently and I usually wink a little to help it spread all over. It's like when you do top of your eyelashes of mascara. Helps to keep mouth open at the same time so you blink less. Hope that helps.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell me what is everybody drinking tonight....are you all on herbal teas??????

I've been on the Coke.

*taps nose knowingly

Coke Zero with a straw yeah?

I was talking about liquid activities you naughty naughty peeps. I like dark rum or brandy in ........,my poison. "

I like Jack.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On this day 2013 Orange is the New Black Premieres on Netflix. I watch it at a later date, using Estella's Netflix.

I didn't know you and Estella had hooked up this weekend Jim.....lucky boy!!!"

Not this weekend, it was a weekend in 2017. Very possibly this weekend in 2017. I am a very lucky boy.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"On this day 2013 Orange is the New Black Premieres on Netflix. I watch it at a later date, using Estella's Netflix.

I didn't know you and Estella had hooked up this weekend Jim.....lucky boy!!!

Not this weekend, it was a weekend in 2017. Very possibly this weekend in 2017. I am a very lucky boy."

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Right tips needed after wasting nearly half a bottle of eye drops on my cheek.... how do you put eye drops in yourself

You know what, I've never had to use eye drops as an adult.

So much easier they gave you an eye bath then you could just tip your head back and met the liquid flow in

Look up.. open your eyes wide. Aim for the inside corner of the eye then tilt to other side gently and I usually wink a little to help it spread all over. It's like when you do top of your eyelashes of mascara. Helps to keep mouth open at the same time so you blink less. Hope that helps. "

Thanks.... it’s a pain in the area bittle, instead of squeezing it you need to push the bottom up. It’s not the simplest of moves with one hand and the other trying to open your eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell me what is everybody drinking tonight....are you all on herbal teas??????

I've been on the Coke.

*taps nose knowingly

Coke Zero with a straw yeah?

I was talking about liquid activities you naughty naughty peeps. I like dark rum or brandy in ........,my poison.

I like Jack."

https://youtu.be/Q8Tiz6INF7I

Hit the road Jack!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right tips needed after wasting nearly half a bottle of eye drops on my cheek.... how do you put eye drops in yourself

You know what, I've never had to use eye drops as an adult.

So much easier they gave you an eye bath then you could just tip your head back and met the liquid flow in

Look up.. open your eyes wide. Aim for the inside corner of the eye then tilt to other side gently and I usually wink a little to help it spread all over. It's like when you do top of your eyelashes of mascara. Helps to keep mouth open at the same time so you blink less. Hope that helps.

Thanks.... it’s a pain in the area bittle, instead of squeezing it you need to push the bottom up. It’s not the simplest of moves with one hand and the other trying to open your eye "

Oh wow. Sounds complicated!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Oh jimmy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell me what is everybody drinking tonight....are you all on herbal teas??????

I've been on the Coke.

*taps nose knowingly

Coke Zero with a straw yeah?

I was talking about liquid activities you naughty naughty peeps. I like dark rum or brandy in ........,my poison.

I like Jack."

I like Jim bean black cherry omg.....now that with is a killer for me....1/2 bottle on big session. Never a hang over though!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On this day 2013 Orange is the New Black Premieres on Netflix. I watch it at a later date, using Estella's Netflix.

I didn't know you and Estella had hooked up this weekend Jim.....lucky boy!!!

Not this weekend, it was a weekend in 2017. Very possibly this weekend in 2017. I am a very lucky boy.

"

I am!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"On this day 2013 Orange is the New Black Premieres on Netflix. I watch it at a later date, using Estella's Netflix.

I didn't know you and Estella had hooked up this weekend Jim.....lucky boy!!!

Not this weekend, it was a weekend in 2017. Very possibly this weekend in 2017. I am a very lucky boy.

I am!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell me what is everybody drinking tonight....are you all on herbal teas??????

I've been on the Coke.

*taps nose knowingly

Coke Zero with a straw yeah?

I was talking about liquid activities you naughty naughty peeps. I like dark rum or brandy in ........,my poison.

I like Jack.

https://youtu.be/Q8Tiz6INF7I

Hit the road Jack!"

One for the road.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Penultimate post.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On this day 2013 Orange is the New Black Premieres on Netflix. I watch it at a later date, using Estella's Netflix.

I didn't know you and Estella had hooked up this weekend Jim.....lucky boy!!!

Not this weekend, it was a weekend in 2017. Very possibly this weekend in 2017. I am a very lucky boy.

I am!

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forum administrators stripping the word c*ke..... I think. It has deleted it twice from my Jim Beam mixer quote!!!!

Naughty people twisting my herbal tea post of earlier!!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Good evening Jim.

I’m just back from the market and the queues are crazy.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. I don't why, but I can't picture markets in Florida. I don't know why. What did you buy?"

Salmon, a roast, dog treats and maltesers.

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