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"Why do my neighbours think it’s okay to call their cat in at 11pm, when I say call I mean shout, there’s at least three in my road who do this ?!" Because their cat is more important than your sleep - to them. | |||
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"Ok. If you have any random questions post them here. If you know any of the answers post them here. No researching allowed, let's see what our collective knowledge knows! Why do many birds stand on one leg? " Think it's something to do with preserving body heat? ? Although I cpyld be completely making that up ![]() | |||
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"Why does my neighbour have to bang on my door at 4am disrupting my drum solo?" Because you're using their wife's 12inch dildo for a drumstick | |||
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"Why does my neighbour have to bang on my door at 4am disrupting my drum solo? Because you're using their wife's 12inch dildo for a drumstick " First thing I could lay my hands on, I really wish she wouldn't leave her things on the kitchen table | |||
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"A little bit of a serious question so apologies for being the fun wrecker haha but does my profile seem fake to you guys? " Might be more to do with placing your hands on the neck than feeling like a fake profile. | |||
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"A little bit of a serious question so apologies for being the fun wrecker haha but does my profile seem fake to you guys? " Troll!!!!! | |||
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"Why do my neighbours think it’s okay to call their cat in at 11pm, when I say call I mean shout, there’s at least three in my road who do this ?!" I guess if the cats went AWOL problem goes away... Just saying | |||
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"A little bit of a serious question so apologies for being the fun wrecker haha but does my profile seem fake to you guys? Troll!!!!! " Woop Woop Woop!! | |||
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"A little bit of a serious question so apologies for being the fun wrecker haha but does my profile seem fake to you guys? Troll!!!!! Woop Woop Woop!! " Yeeeeeeeeharrrr | |||
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"A little bit of a serious question so apologies for being the fun wrecker haha but does my profile seem fake to you guys? Troll!!!!! Woop Woop Woop!! Yeeeeeeeeharrrr" So you guys think im fake? Any reason why in particular? Haha | |||
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"A little bit of a serious question so apologies for being the fun wrecker haha but does my profile seem fake to you guys? Troll!!!!! Woop Woop Woop!! Yeeeeeeeeharrrr So you guys think im fake? Any reason why in particular? Haha" Tradesman doing some actual work was the give away tbh | |||
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"A little bit of a serious question so apologies for being the fun wrecker haha but does my profile seem fake to you guys? " From one unsuccessful profile to another... Seems OK... Question mark about the neck holding.... Condom comment may not be for everyone .. Its safe or not... Clean shaven with a pic with a furry chin... Listen mate I have no idea as I cant get a reply either so I could be talking utter horse manure | |||
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"A little bit of a serious question so apologies for being the fun wrecker haha but does my profile seem fake to you guys? From one unsuccessful profile to another... Seems OK... Question mark about the neck holding.... Condom comment may not be for everyone .. Its safe or not... Clean shaven with a pic with a furry chin... Listen mate I have no idea as I cant get a reply either so I could be talking utter horse manure" It's definetly the hands on the neck ![]() | |||
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"A little bit of a serious question so apologies for being the fun wrecker haha but does my profile seem fake to you guys? From one unsuccessful profile to another... Seems OK... Question mark about the neck holding.... Condom comment may not be for everyone .. Its safe or not... Clean shaven with a pic with a furry chin... Listen mate I have no idea as I cant get a reply either so I could be talking utter horse manure" I didnt mean im going to become sadistic with the neck holding haha I have blurred my face in one picture but I have a beard there belive it or not, ive just noticed the blur makes it look clean shaven to be honest haha. Thanks for the feedback tho pal and wish you success ?? | |||
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"Why did that first person to ever drink milk from a cow do so? " Curiosity probably. | |||
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"Why did that first person to ever drink milk from a cow do so? " Because they were hungry and had half a brain cell to realise the cows young were doing exactly what the peoples young were doing | |||
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"Why did that first person to ever drink milk from a cow do so? Curiosity probably." But then when it made them sick did they persevere?! | |||
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"Why did that first person to ever drink milk from a cow do so? Curiosity probably. But then when it made them sick did they persevere?! " They might have persuaded someone else to do it first. | |||
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"Why do my neighbours think it’s okay to call their cat in at 11pm, when I say call I mean shout, there’s at least three in my road who do this ?! Because their cat is more important than your sleep - to them. " Totes agree with this! | |||
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"Ok. If you have any random questions post them here. If you know any of the answers post them here. No researching allowed, let's see what our collective knowledge knows! Why do many birds stand on one leg? " Up there | |||
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"Why did that first person to ever drink milk from a cow do so? Curiosity probably. But then when it made them sick did they persevere?! " It probably didn't make them sick | |||
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"Ok. If you have any random questions post them here. If you know any of the answers post them here. No researching allowed, let's see what our collective knowledge knows! Why do many birds stand on one leg? Think it's something to do with preserving body heat? ? Although I cpyld be completely making that up ![]() Hmm... Through one twiggy leg... I'm gonna await further answers before resorting to Google!! ![]() | |||
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"Where does all the washing up come from? ![]() Well in my case it comes from certain children sneaking into the kitchen and helping themselves to drinks, using a clean glass every time lol | |||
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"Why do we say "Don't judge a book by its cover" when that's what book covers are for?" Because some covers can be really poor and yet the book inside can be amazing and vice versa. | |||
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"Ok. If you have any random questions post them here. If you know any of the answers post them here. No researching allowed, let's see what our collective knowledge knows! Why do many birds stand on one leg? Think it's something to do with preserving body heat? ? Although I cpyld be completely making that up ![]() ![]() I'm sure its the heat retention thing too unless my primary school teacher didn't know what she was on about. | |||
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"Ok. If you have any random questions post them here. If you know any of the answers post them here. No researching allowed, let's see what our collective knowledge knows! Why do many birds stand on one leg? Think it's something to do with preserving body heat? ? Although I cpyld be completely making that up ![]() ![]() There scratching their balls with the other foot ![]() | |||
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"Why doesn't the sun cool down? What keeps it constantly hot? ![]() Is the answer your profile pic ? ![]() | |||
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"Ok. If you have any random questions post them here. If you know any of the answers post them here. No researching allowed, let's see what our collective knowledge knows! Why do many birds stand on one leg? Think it's something to do with preserving body heat? ? Although I cpyld be completely making that up ![]() Birds do regulate temperature via their legs indeed. Could be preserving heat or conversely not gaining too much heat. | |||
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"A little bit of a serious question so apologies for being the fun wrecker haha but does my profile seem fake to you guys? Troll!!!!! Woop Woop Woop!! Yeeeeeeeeharrrr So you guys think im fake? Any reason why in particular? Haha" Coz you are a woman? | |||
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"Why doesn't the sun cool down? What keeps it constantly hot? ![]() Because it's busy fusing hydrogen into helium which generates lots of heat. When it runs out of fuel in about 5.4 billion years, it will end up cooling down. | |||
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"Why doesn't the sun cool down? What keeps it constantly hot? ![]() It's got enough hydrogen for 5.4 billion years? ![]() | |||
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"What are those big lumps on my chocolate starfish and why do they hurt? " Do they squirt when you squeeze them? Grapes. Anal grapes. | |||
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"Why doesn't the sun cool down? What keeps it constantly hot? ![]() ![]() That's what they reckon. It's trying to lose weight but it's taking a while. You definitely don't want to be around when it runs out of hydrogen. It will swell up to become a red giant and will fry the Earth to buggery. Then it will shrink and turn into a white dwarf. | |||
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"Why doesn't the sun cool down? What keeps it constantly hot? ![]() It will eventually cool down when it can no longer perform nuclear fusion, nuclear fusion is the reason why its hot, the fusion is producing a astronomical amount of energy, through that energy you get heat. | |||
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"Why did our ancestors keep walking north, through Italy, past the South of France and then stop in the wet mizzly bit in the middle?" They stopped for a pint of Bank's and decided to stay ![]() | |||
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"What makes an electronic peeping noise in my garden and the neighbourhood at night? " It's an owl ![]() | |||
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"What are those big lumps on my chocolate starfish and why do they hurt? " They are just visual deterrents to other fish. Not many sea creatures will predate the chocolate chip star fish. Umm, not sure why they hurt, they're not poisonous, are you actively POKING it? ![]() | |||
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"Why are there no baby pigeons ? Just adults " You don't see any baby birds (water birds not withstanding) unless they fall out of a tree/Bush. By the time they're big enough to fly they no longer look like babies. | |||
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"Women......? ![]() Yes please ![]() | |||
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"Women......? ![]() ![]() No.... .....I mean, what's that all about? Women....? ![]() | |||
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"Women......? ![]() ![]() ![]() Don't ask me, im not actually a woman ![]() | |||
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"Women......? ![]() ![]() ![]() We all start out as women in the womb Nip, now men what's that all about? | |||
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"Women......? ![]() ![]() ![]() Men are the answer to my question.... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Women......? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You're beautiful all the same.... ![]() | |||
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"Women......? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Fancy a quickie ![]() | |||
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"Women......? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You're the one taking it like a man ![]() | |||
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"Why did early hominids through time, evolve in a way to shed fur/hair, only to then use animal skin/fur for clothing? " Just wanted to bump this up as I actually now really want to google this.. Or if anyone cares to answer? | |||
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"Why did early hominids through time, evolve in a way to shed fur/hair, only to then use animal skin/fur for clothing? Just wanted to bump this up as I actually now really want to google this.. Or if anyone cares to answer? " I don't know but I'll guess . I wonder if it was either climate change or the gene that influenced body hair also influenced other features such as fertility, attractiveness, longevity etc and the more hairy body type simply faded out. | |||
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"Why did my dog piss up my bike this morning ![]() To claim it ![]() | |||
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"Why did early hominids through time, evolve in a way to shed fur/hair, only to then use animal skin/fur for clothing? Just wanted to bump this up as I actually now really want to google this.. Or if anyone cares to answer? I don't know but I'll guess . I wonder if it was either climate change or the gene that influenced body hair also influenced other features such as fertility, attractiveness, longevity etc and the more hairy body type simply faded out. " Thanks for the answer, I assumed it may have been climate changes, but I am not so sure. Something, or several contributing factors. If I'm being truthful, I posted the thread in jest, but then I actually started really thinking ![]() | |||
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"Why did my dog piss up my bike this morning ![]() ![]() I wouldnt have minded if it weren't for the fact he was on his way out to the garden anyway. Like he couldnt wait 10 more seconds ![]() | |||
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"Why did my dog piss up my bike this morning ![]() Because you are the pet ,simple ! | |||
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"Why did my dog piss up my bike this morning ![]() ![]() ![]() Some of our dogs are like that, kitchen door open all day for them, girls squat at the door, boys cock their leg on the side next to back door. Think they do it on purpose to keep us on our toes ![]() | |||
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"Why did early hominids through time, evolve in a way to shed fur/hair, only to then use animal skin/fur for clothing? Just wanted to bump this up as I actually now really want to google this.. Or if anyone cares to answer? I don't know but I'll guess . I wonder if it was either climate change or the gene that influenced body hair also influenced other features such as fertility, attractiveness, longevity etc and the more hairy body type simply faded out. Thanks for the answer, I assumed it may have been climate changes, but I am not so sure. Something, or several contributing factors. If I'm being truthful, I posted the thread in jest, but then I actually started really thinking ![]() I'm only guessing from the little I remember from studying archaeology. I might be way off the mark. ![]() | |||
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"Why did early hominids through time, evolve in a way to shed fur/hair, only to then use animal skin/fur for clothing? Just wanted to bump this up as I actually now really want to google this.. Or if anyone cares to answer? I don't know but I'll guess . I wonder if it was either climate change or the gene that influenced body hair also influenced other features such as fertility, attractiveness, longevity etc and the more hairy body type simply faded out. Thanks for the answer, I assumed it may have been climate changes, but I am not so sure. Something, or several contributing factors. If I'm being truthful, I posted the thread in jest, but then I actually started really thinking ![]() ![]() Think I'm gonna have to bite the bullet and google it. Just not wanting to end up down a rabbit hole all weekend ![]() | |||
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"Why did my dog piss up my bike this morning ![]() Are you sure it was piss and not marking? It's in his territory so he must claim it. I have two dogs - one male and female - and they both cock their legs to mark but not to actually piss. It can be a bit weird to see a female dog squat then lift one leg - her whole body goes to the side. | |||
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"Why did early hominids through time, evolve in a way to shed fur/hair, only to then use animal skin/fur for clothing? Just wanted to bump this up as I actually now really want to google this.. Or if anyone cares to answer? I don't know but I'll guess . I wonder if it was either climate change or the gene that influenced body hair also influenced other features such as fertility, attractiveness, longevity etc and the more hairy body type simply faded out. Thanks for the answer, I assumed it may have been climate changes, but I am not so sure. Something, or several contributing factors. If I'm being truthful, I posted the thread in jest, but then I actually started really thinking ![]() ![]() ![]() Some rabbit holes are better than others ![]() | |||
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"Why did my dog piss up my bike this morning ![]() Oh it was piss . I had to mop the fucker up at 6.45AM ![]() | |||
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"Why did early hominids through time, evolve in a way to shed fur/hair, only to then use animal skin/fur for clothing? Just wanted to bump this up as I actually now really want to google this.. Or if anyone cares to answer? I don't know but I'll guess . I wonder if it was either climate change or the gene that influenced body hair also influenced other features such as fertility, attractiveness, longevity etc and the more hairy body type simply faded out. Thanks for the answer, I assumed it may have been climate changes, but I am not so sure. Something, or several contributing factors. If I'm being truthful, I posted the thread in jest, but then I actually started really thinking ![]() ![]() I thought it was so that we could hunt for longer in the heart of the sun. Most hairy primates hide in the shelter of trees when it's hot, so wet had an advantage over them. Also, I believe we needed to be cooler to allow our brains to work more efficiently and to grow. You know what it's like to think when hot. Imagine being covered in hair all the time too! | |||
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"Why did early hominids through time, evolve in a way to shed fur/hair, only to then use animal skin/fur for clothing? Just wanted to bump this up as I actually now really want to google this.. Or if anyone cares to answer? I don't know but I'll guess . I wonder if it was either climate change or the gene that influenced body hair also influenced other features such as fertility, attractiveness, longevity etc and the more hairy body type simply faded out. Thanks for the answer, I assumed it may have been climate changes, but I am not so sure. Something, or several contributing factors. If I'm being truthful, I posted the thread in jest, but then I actually started really thinking ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Believe me, I know this all too well ![]() | |||
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"Why did our ancestors keep walking north, through Italy, past the South of France and then stop in the wet mizzly bit in the middle?" It's a long walk. They were probably tired. ![]() | |||
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"Why did early hominids through time, evolve in a way to shed fur/hair, only to then use animal skin/fur for clothing? Just wanted to bump this up as I actually now really want to google this.. Or if anyone cares to answer? I don't know but I'll guess . I wonder if it was either climate change or the gene that influenced body hair also influenced other features such as fertility, attractiveness, longevity etc and the more hairy body type simply faded out. Thanks for the answer, I assumed it may have been climate changes, but I am not so sure. Something, or several contributing factors. If I'm being truthful, I posted the thread in jest, but then I actually started really thinking ![]() ![]() Well that seems like a very plausible answer. Totally makes sense. I remembered something about our early humans brains getting bigger as to help with hunting, escaping dangers etc so guess it makes sense about hot conditions. Thanks for this answer kind sir. ![]() | |||
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"Why did my dog piss up my bike this morning ![]() ![]() Put the bike outside ? We have 2 dogs ,ones a giant breed mastiff if it pisses indoors it’s a lake ! | |||
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"Who picks up guide dog poop?" Dogs go through a lot of training before they can become guide dogs. Part of that is that they are actually trained to use a toilet rather than go on the floor! ![]() | |||
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"Why did our ancestors keep walking north, through Italy, past the South of France and then stop in the wet mizzly bit in the middle? It's a long walk. They were probably tired. ![]() Because they didn't like the heat ![]() | |||
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"Why did our ancestors keep walking north, through Italy, past the South of France and then stop in the wet mizzly bit in the middle? It's a long walk. They were probably tired. ![]() ![]() Yep, hence the hair loss. ![]() | |||
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"Who picks up guide dog poop? Dogs go through a lot of training before they can become guide dogs. Part of that is that they are actually trained to use a toilet rather than go on the floor! ![]() guide dogs/assistance dogs Are trained to poo or piss on command | |||
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