Killing myself is the last thing I'd ever do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A perfect one-liner from Homer in a vintage Simpsons episode.

I must have seen the episode half a dozen times already but never caught it before now.

Show's what a gold-mine of great gags that show remains to this day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not seen that episode, but it made me laugh reading it here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, he is a man of great wisdom. Not sure if I remember that episode.

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Another favourite of mine from Homer is

If it wasn't for electricity we would all be watching TV by candlelight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if you don’t believe in an afterlife

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By *r.HMan
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

Press any key, I can't find the "any" key, I'll just have a tab

Best Homer Simpson quote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another favourite of mine from Homer is

If it wasn't for electricity we would all be watching TV by candlelight

Also when talking with lisa about becoming veggie, and asks about bacon, chops etc. Lisa points out it's all the same animal, homer replies.. Yeah right, like some magical animal.

Has me in stitches.

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