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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

take your phone to the toilet, or look blankly ahead at the wall ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'm pooping my phone comes with me.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Take my phone everywhere about the only time it's not within reaching distance is when I have a shower and even then it sometimes comes in with me

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"If I'm pooping my phone comes with me. "

Slightly too much info - although I’m the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My phone comes everywhere with me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take my phone with me. I've even closed the door, realised I've forgotten my phone and gone to get it. Just boring sitting on the toilet

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"take your phone to the toilet, or look blankly ahead at the wall ?!"

No I can manage without it in the loo!

Are you bored OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take my kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you people think I am doing right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"take your phone to the toilet, or look blankly ahead at the wall ?!

No I can manage without it in the loo!

Are you bored OP? "

No, I’ve just seen an argument Where someone said they couldn’t be friends with someone who takes a phone to do a poo and the other person said he was a weirdo for just sitting there looking at the wall!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m in the phone comes with me camp, I’m not sitting there reading shampoo ingredients

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Take my phone everywhere about the only time it's not within reaching distance is when I have a shower and even then it sometimes comes in with me "

You can scroll with wet hands ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I'm pooping my phone comes with me. "

Sage choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I does my emails when laying a cable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep a book in the bathroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep a book in the bathroom "

Wank rag ?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Take my phone everywhere about the only time it's not within reaching distance is when I have a shower and even then it sometimes comes in with me "

Wow GM, you're more of a millenial than me! I seem to constantly leave mine lying around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep a book in the bathroom

Wank rag ? "

No, a thriller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep a book in the bathroom

Wank rag ?

No, a thriller "

Does it chafe tho like skool bog paper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take my phone everywhere about the only time it's not within reaching distance is when I have a shower and even then it sometimes comes in with me

Wow GM, you're more of a millenial than me! I seem to constantly leave mine lying around. "

Same with my kid

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Take my phone everywhere about the only time it's not within reaching distance is when I have a shower and even then it sometimes comes in with me

Wow GM, you're more of a millenial than me! I seem to constantly leave mine lying around.

Same with my kid"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never take my phone to the loo xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont own a phone

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By *ord123456Man
over a year ago

cadishead

i have two books one is a book of jokes the other is of strange but amusing facts

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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago

Witney

In the 90's, I used to read toothpaste and shampoo labels.

Nowadays obviously I take my phone to the toilet so I can take awkward toilet selfies while unleashing the kraken.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Not sure if I should admit it but yes, I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i dont own a phone"

Sent from my iPhone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve already read the air freshener too many times so it’s a phone for me

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

How long does it take some of you?

I just walk in, sit down, have a crap, clean up and leave.

No time for reading, or looking at the phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How long does it take some of you?

I just walk in, sit down, have a crap, clean up and leave.

No time for reading, or looking at the phone. "

Depends on my chocolate consumption if you’re after details

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"How long does it take some of you?

I just walk in, sit down, have a crap, clean up and leave.

No time for reading, or looking at the phone. "

How quickly do you poo!? I manage to scroll through Facebook just while having a wee.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"How long does it take some of you?

I just walk in, sit down, have a crap, clean up and leave.

No time for reading, or looking at the phone.

How quickly do you poo!? I manage to scroll through Facebook just while having a wee. "

It's literally sit and shit.

I'm done within a minute.

Is that not normal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At home it's with the phone but out and about it's a wall stare

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"How long does it take some of you?

I just walk in, sit down, have a crap, clean up and leave.

No time for reading, or looking at the phone.

How quickly do you poo!? I manage to scroll through Facebook just while having a wee.

It's literally sit and shit.

I'm done within a minute.

Is that not normal? "

That is rather rapid

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How long does it take some of you?

I just walk in, sit down, have a crap, clean up and leave.

No time for reading, or looking at the phone.

How quickly do you poo!? I manage to scroll through Facebook just while having a wee.

It's literally sit and shit.

I'm done within a minute.

Is that not normal? "

To be fair I am, but I still take my phone for the 3 seconds I don’t have to look at the wall

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Take my phone everywhere about the only time it's not within reaching distance is when I have a shower and even then it sometimes comes in with me

Wow GM, you're more of a millenial than me! I seem to constantly leave mine lying around. "

I'm down with the kids I am...

....just sometimes I can't get back up again

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Take my phone everywhere about the only time it's not within reaching distance is when I have a shower and even then it sometimes comes in with me

Wow GM, you're more of a millenial than me! I seem to constantly leave mine lying around.

I'm down with the kids I am...

....just sometimes I can't get back up again "

We'll get you some handrails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My phone come everywhere with me

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Take my phone everywhere about the only time it's not within reaching distance is when I have a shower and even then it sometimes comes in with me

Wow GM, you're more of a millenial than me! I seem to constantly leave mine lying around.

I'm down with the kids I am...

....just sometimes I can't get back up again

We'll get you some handrails "

Can you pick up some new knees while you're there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to stare into space and leave the phone for a few mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i use that time wisely to learn some french

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"take your phone to the toilet, or look blankly ahead at the wall ?!"

I have a chart on the back of the door to count unlos profiles

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

My phone doesn't go to the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At work I do. As it's one of the rare moments I get to see it.

At home I don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My phone doesn't go to the toilet"

Get an Android Prune.

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