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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

to kill an elephant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1 "

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1

Why?"

Why not

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I really don't think anything should be killing elephants!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends what they were armed with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The chicken got sucked up the elephants trunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was colonel sanders riding the chicken tho ? With a finger up it’s arse ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there beef between chickens and elephants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For some weird reason this thread reminds me of the computer game Worms

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Depends what they were armed with. "

They are unarmoured chickens.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"to kill an elephant?"

It depends on how hard you launch them at the elephant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they teenage mutant ninja chickens?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are they teenage mutant ninja chickens?"

Could be.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Huh! Oh Lorna on a Friday afternoon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Huh! Oh Lorna on a Friday afternoon "

Well people keep saying nothing original on the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Question....

Is the chicken armed with an Uzi??

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Never underestimate a chicken. Did you see the film the Birds!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"to kill an elephant?"

None .

Although one ant may .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooof you would have to spring this one on me. It's a bloody good question and which we have all wondered about..

Umm I think it would depend on the breed of the chickens and are we talking an African elephant or Indian? One has bigger ears than the other, the bigger ears could defend better against pecking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1

Why?"

Chicken pecks they elephants foot. Elephant falls over in panic and discovers due to his bad diet and appetite for cotton candy and burgers he has a heart condition. Elephant tragically dies.

The moral of the story? Eat your greens!

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By *r.HMan
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

Is it a genetically modified chicken? Been on steroids and looks like Rambo?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Finally people are giving this question the thought it deserves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this an Angry Birds situation?

So you have battalions of chickens with explosives strapped to them being catapulted at the elephant.

*No chicken was harmed in this post*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this an Angry Birds situation?

So you have battalions of chickens with explosives strapped to them being catapulted at the elephant.

*No chicken was harmed in this post*

"

Thats possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chickens flying a helicopter hoisting the elephant up to a great height then releasing it.

How many chickens do you need to fly a helicopter?

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By *quirt1810Woman
over a year ago

Boston

2207

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By *r.HMan
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

Hmmm here's a thought, what about 1 elephant size chicken vs 20 chicken size elephants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmm here's a thought, what about 1 elephant size chicken vs 20 chicken size elephants "

Surreal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did the elephant slip on some chicken shit and have a tragic fall?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did the elephant slip on some chicken shit and have a tragic fall?"

Is that like Humpty Dumpty elephant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did the elephant slip on some chicken shit and have a tragic fall?

Is that like Humpty Dumpty elephant? "

....and all the king's horses and all the king's chickens couldnt put Ellie together again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"to kill an elephant?"
to make a bridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"to kill an elephant? to make a bridge"

to get to the elephant so they can kill it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're talking by violent attack and a fully grown elephant the answer is 6500.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does the chicken have a knife or a gun?

Is there a convenient cliff edge, maybe the chicken pops out and shouts boo and scares the elephant who falls off the cliff

Maybe the chicken has a much bigger friend. The elephant was a bully so the chickens friend (a lion) gets roped in?

Too many questions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does the chicken have a knife or a gun?

Is there a convenient cliff edge, maybe the chicken pops out and shouts boo and scares the elephant who falls off the cliff

Maybe the chicken has a much bigger friend. The elephant was a bully so the chickens friend (a lion) gets roped in?

Too many questions "

And not enough answers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chickens flying a helicopter hoisting the elephant up to a great height then releasing it.

How many chickens do you need to fly a helicopter? "

It's 12, sure I read it somewhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does the chicken have a knife or a gun?

Is there a convenient cliff edge, maybe the chicken pops out and shouts boo and scares the elephant who falls off the cliff

Maybe the chicken has a much bigger friend. The elephant was a bully so the chickens friend (a lion) gets roped in?

Too many questions "

Got you thinking hasn't it.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

They fire frozen chicken into aircraft to assess birdstrike, one of them would do it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They fire frozen chicken into aircraft to assess birdstrike, one of them would do it."

Do they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rolls Royce have a cannon at Derby that is used for firing chickens at jet engines. To test them for bird strike resilience. I would imagine one chicken from the cannon would be sufficient.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you Lornajo83

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I love how much thought some of you have put into this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"to kill an elephant?"

I’d say 1 as I think the feathers would block its throat and it would die

But on the other side we should be protecting the elephants and I’d say it would squash them all with its big feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does the chicken have a knife or a gun?

Is there a convenient cliff edge, maybe the chicken pops out and shouts boo and scares the elephant who falls off the cliff

Maybe the chicken has a much bigger friend. The elephant was a bully so the chickens friend (a lion) gets roped in?

Too many questions

Got you thinking hasn't it. "

Haha this thread is hilarious Lorna. Love it!

I have some answers...

So will see if I will be able to pop back in later

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By *beefMan
over a year ago

Long eaton

Is the chicken the size of a elephant and the elephant the size of a chicken if so 1 chicken will win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does the chicken have a knife or a gun?

Is there a convenient cliff edge, maybe the chicken pops out and shouts boo and scares the elephant who falls off the cliff

Maybe the chicken has a much bigger friend. The elephant was a bully so the chickens friend (a lion) gets roped in?

Too many questions

Got you thinking hasn't it. "

It was a conversation over dinner.

Yes, the elephant ch*ked because the chicken jumped down it’s throat was the answer I got

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does the chicken have a knife or a gun?

Is there a convenient cliff edge, maybe the chicken pops out and shouts boo and scares the elephant who falls off the cliff

Maybe the chicken has a much bigger friend. The elephant was a bully so the chickens friend (a lion) gets roped in?

Too many questions

Got you thinking hasn't it.

It was a conversation over dinner.

Yes, the elephant ch*ked because the chicken jumped down it’s throat was the answer I got "

I love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1

Why?

Why not "

Choke on the bones

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