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Who would you smack ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you were given permission to smack one person, who would you smack and why would you do it ??

I would smack Paris Hilton because on that naff TV show of hers, Paris Hilton's British Best Friend, she is so sickly sweet that it makes me want to vomit. Apart from that, she is taking the pee out of the contestants who really think they will be her friend.

As if !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my partner because at times he pecks my head lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god, I couldnt smack anyone...even if I was allowed to, just not me. Could i get someone else to do it for me? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh god, I couldnt smack anyone...even if I was allowed to, just not me. Could i get someone else to do it for me? lol"

Yep you are allowed to smack by proxy - so who's it to be then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks easy, I would smack Sir Fred the Shred I would just worry that I would find it hard to stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh god, I couldnt smack anyone...even if I was allowed to, just not me. Could i get someone else to do it for me? lol

Yep you are allowed to smack by proxy - so who's it to be then ?"

Right this list is going to take some time to compile....will be back later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smack - wow thats way too tame - can I not just stick a rocket up his backside and send him into outer space - for good! The man in question is our PM! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id have to smack 2 because they are never apart and are both now sooooo boring ANT and DEC

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"my partner because at times he pecks my head lol"

i think that is the most bizarre answer i have seen on a forum ...the headline is written "WOMAN MARRIES PARROT"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

smack my pc when it dosent work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Pope, due to the fact the Catholic Churches insistance on not wearing condoms has led to the deaths of lot and lots of men, woman and children in 3rd World countries due to the spead of AIDS.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets face it,Bin Laden,because of the trouble he's brought to the world and the lives he's cost.I'd love to be in a room for 10 mins with that lanky t**t and a baseball bat in my hands.

Ric

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well can we replace smack with hang - draw quarter and then flog

Sir freddie the shred

650k of our money a year and his idiocy has cost us £493 billion - 3 times the annual spend on the national health service

If anyone knows where he is can we possibly arrange a good old fashioned lynching?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my now ex boss!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh I bet you would too!!! any news on your tribunal??

Ohhhh...Robert Mugabe, what an evil evil man!!!

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

anybody who hurts kids and is cruel to animals .....

stamps off and slams door !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my now ex boss!!!"

Ay up sar Mwah xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx good to see you hunni. xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeh its going ahead cant submit the forms for another 3 weeks, but yes going ahead nicely, thanks for asking x

also wouldnt mind smacking a stupid woman in the park on saturday that let her tiny toddler climb on the big kids frames (unaided) and watched as she fell...dozy cow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and hello to you sexy laydee xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want to smack anyone. I'm as calm as a Hindu cow and as happy as little fluffy white coulds floating by ever so slowly... ho hum ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't want to smack anyone. I'm as calm as a Hindu cow and as happy as little fluffy white coulds floating by ever so slowly... ho hum .... "

I'm having what ever she's on plz lol X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The two ex-Prime Ministers of the U.S.A. and Israel,...ones as bad as the other

S&A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wow ric i'm shocked that you didnt say the kid off the bazuka advert! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh god, I couldnt smack anyone...even if I was allowed to, just not me. "

You sure????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wow ric i'm shocked that you didnt say the kid off the bazuka advert! lol "

Forgot about that annoying little sod Pinx,lol.Couldn't I just though?

Ric

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh god, I couldnt smack anyone...even if I was allowed to, just not me. Could i get someone else to do it for me? lol"

Can I have your turn then?

Ric

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would smack whoever it was who made this counrys finances s**t as millions of people are getting made redundant all over the place

factorys shops etc are closing down because of the credit crunch,people are losing there homes and their familys due to depression etc

its just sad

peanut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said earlier that I couldn't smack anyone as I was happy as a lark but I've changed my mind, there IS someone I want to smack... well not just smack but punch her fecking lights out!!

....And that's that stupid cow who chuck green muck all over Peter Mandelson. What a stuck up ignorant little twerp she is!

I'm not saying I am Peter Mandelson's greatest fan, far from it, but I think it's appalling that someone can get close enough to our politicians to throw stuff all over them, she could have had acid in that jar, or Mandelson could have had an allergy to diary products that she knew nothing about.

If you have a political argument to make then make it politcially and not personally offensive.

Just listening to her being interviewed afterwards was enough to make me start hurling, what a misinformed ignorant dopey woman! I hope the full weight of the law is thrown at her, she deserves a jail sentence at the very least.

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