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My Nan has only gone and pulled down the bingo.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m sure you’re aware that Nan loves her bingo but I couldn’t believe it.

She’s been down an illegal bingo game, and that bugger Alan from number 18, well he’s always been a swarmy bugger, he’s got her pissed on Cheeky Vimtos and before you know it, I come back from the kebab shop and he’s at it on the settee with her. He’s a filthy bastard, 70 years old and he’s chasing NILFS, she’s old enough to be his mum.

As for her she’s no shame, she left her teeth on the coffee table, couldn’t even be bothered to put them in a glass.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

As way of an update turns out that Alan hasn’t been round again. Turned out she tied him face down on the bed and buggered him with her rolling pin.

Thing that gets me is that she made jam tarts the next day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filthy tarts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How the fuck did this thread slip under the radar without a single comment 9 weeks ago?!

Lu

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"As way of an update turns out that Alan hasn’t been round again. Turned out she tied him face down on the bed and buggered him with her rolling pin.

Thing that gets me is that she made jam tarts the next day. "

Bleurgh did she crimp the edges with her teeth?

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"As way of an update turns out that Alan hasn’t been round again. Turned out she tied him face down on the bed and buggered him with her rolling pin.

Thing that gets me is that she made jam tarts the next day.

Bleurgh did she crimp the edges with her teeth? "

She says it adds the personal touch.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Those lovely legs 11

Anyway up 69

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As way of an update turns out that Alan hasn’t been round again. Turned out she tied him face down on the bed and buggered him with her rolling pin.

Thing that gets me is that she made jam tarts the next day. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How the fuck did this thread slip under the radar without a single comment 9 weeks ago?!

Lu "

I thought that!

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Gateway to heaven 27

Dirty Gertie 30

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"As way of an update turns out that Alan hasn’t been round again. Turned out she tied him face down on the bed and buggered him with her rolling pin.

Thing that gets me is that she made jam tarts the next day.

Bleurgh did she crimp the edges with her teeth?

She says it adds the personal touch. "

It certainly does. For a bit of minty freshness brush with steradent too

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m not going to even mention where she keeps her dabbers.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"As way of an update turns out that Alan hasn’t been round again. Turned out she tied him face down on the bed and buggered him with her rolling pin.

Thing that gets me is that she made jam tarts the next day.

Bleurgh did she crimp the edges with her teeth?

She says it adds the personal touch.

It certainly does. For a bit of minty freshness brush with steradent too "

She tends to leave them out for her Jack Russell terrier to clean them for her.

He loves it when she’s had a pork chop.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Life is to short for covid Good on her...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How the fuck did this thread slip under the radar without a single comment 9 weeks ago?!

Lu "

I didn't even notice it was 9 weeks old 9 week bump I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your nan sounds awesome

Her x

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Your nan sounds awesome

Her x"

She’s auditioned for Britain’s Got Talent but apparently knitting willy warmers isn’t a talent.

Who knew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your nan sounds awesome

Her x

She’s auditioned for Britain’s Got Talent but apparently knitting willy warmers isn’t a talent.

Who knew. "

Pmsl... I love it

Her x

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