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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Okay so I know it's grossly unpopular and for most it's either hilarious or just downright discussing, but I have a fart fetish and as a straight guy I was wondering if there are any lovely ladies out there who may share this fetish with me? X

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Good luck on that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is it you get off on, smell, sound, duration.... ? I'm intrigued....

Not "fab" straight are you? I've got one brewing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What is it you get off on, smell, sound, duration.... ? I'm intrigued....

Not "fab" straight are you? I've got one brewing "

Haha if by fab straight you mean bi, then no but thanks for the offer, and it's all of the above which can get me off but it's also a lot to do with intimacy and comfort

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Must admit I do like the odd fanny fart. Hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Must admit I do like the odd fanny fart. Hehe "

Fanny farts don't upset me, but normal farts arouse me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is it you get off on, smell, sound, duration.... ? I'm intrigued....

Not "fab" straight are you? I've got one brewing

Haha if by fab straight you mean bi, then no but thanks for the offer, and it's all of the above which can get me off but it's also a lot to do with intimacy and comfort "

Good luck on your quest bud....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not appropriate right now. Last night I darted in the bathroom while C was wanding herself. It broke the moment and she gave up and went to sleep

D

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Would any women like to jump in? Be as harsh as you like! Or kind lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thread bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" "

I know I'm sorry ask me anything though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sorry for sounding totally naive but I get inboxes asking me to “fart in a jar and send it”... never realised there was such a thing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m sorry for sounding totally naive but I get inboxes asking me to “fart in a jar and send it”... never realised there was such a thing? "

Oh wow I didn't realise people were so forward about it, don't worry about sounding naive at all were all here to learn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m sorry for sounding totally naive but I get inboxes asking me to “fart in a jar and send it”... never realised there was such a thing? "

And to be fair I'm sure that is a thing but it's not my thing, for me it's about the other half feeling confident enough and comfortable enough around me to be able to do it and not be put off by my arousal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m sorry for sounding totally naive but I get inboxes asking me to “fart in a jar and send it”... never realised there was such a thing? "

Blimey, times have moved on from the ship in a bottle....

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I’m sorry for sounding totally naive but I get inboxes asking me to “fart in a jar and send it”... never realised there was such a thing?

Blimey, times have moved on from the ship in a bottle.... "

I had no idea there was such a thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How do you feel about it tho Babs does it horrify you??

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"How do you feel about it tho Babs does it horrify you?? "

I think each to their own. It’s not for me though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do you feel about it tho Babs does it horrify you??

I think each to their own. It’s not for me though "

Thank you for your reply Babs much appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m sorry for sounding totally naive but I get inboxes asking me to “fart in a jar and send it”... never realised there was such a thing?

Blimey, times have moved on from the ship in a bottle.... "

Now that’s had me giggling like a mad woman!!

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By *aughtyDuetCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"I’m sorry for sounding totally naive but I get inboxes asking me to “fart in a jar and send it”... never realised there was such a thing?

Blimey, times have moved on from the ship in a bottle.... "

I can’t stop giggling at this comment, so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its too early

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry everyone

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I’m sorry for sounding totally naive but I get inboxes asking me to “fart in a jar and send it”... never realised there was such a thing?

Blimey, times have moved on from the ship in a bottle.... "

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Sorry everyone "

What you sorry for? Don't be x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry everyone

What you sorry for? Don't be x"

Agreed, you shouldn't be sorry bud....

It might not be many others thing but it's YOUR thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry everyone

What you sorry for? Don't be x"

Thanks Annabelle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry everyone

What you sorry for? Don't be x

Agreed, you shouldn't be sorry bud....

It might not be many others thing but it's YOUR thing "

Thanks rich much appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Distance farting

Its probably the only kink you can do safely at the moment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The other night while I was fucking a lady friend, she said "Sorry" I said what for? She said "This" and proceeded to let out a really loud, long lasting and very smelly fart!! After we both managed to stop laughing we went back to having a great fuck.

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By *picyrodMan
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"Must admit I do like the odd fanny fart. Hehe "

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By *urvesncurlsCouple
over a year ago

norwich

Ah this makes more sense now... I had a message from someone once that said they’d like to suck the trumps out of my bum... I was completely bemused by it but if it turns people on, fair enough! We’re all different.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wondering. If people buy used knickers, is it possible to sell a fart?

Some kind of vacuum container that inhales the fart and then keeps until its reopened.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Distance farting

Its probably the only kink you can do safely at the moment! "

Yes!!! Haha

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Okay so I know it's grossly unpopular and for most it's either hilarious or just downright discussing, but I have a fart fetish and as a straight guy I was wondering if there are any lovely ladies out there who may share this fetish with me? X "

Every time I think I've heard it all, Fab strikes again. It never let's me down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having been on fab for 8 months now, nothing surprises me at all now.

Good luck OP, I'm sure there are others! X

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Mr Mystique loves this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Having been on fab for 8 months now, nothing surprises me at all now.

Good luck OP, I'm sure there are others! X"

Thanks kitty.. one day hopefully x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mr Mystique loves this "

Please elaborate is that another username?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Mr Mystique loves this

Please elaborate is that another username? "

No hes on here

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

What do you like about this?

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Maybe ask if they can record a few and email them to you. Fart porn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love obliging random fetishes!!

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

There was an author/poet wasn’t there in the olden days that used to write pieces on how much he got off on his wife’s farts and how he’d ‘know them anywhere’. I must google who it was now and the time period as it’s gonna bug me.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Distance farting

Its probably the only kink you can do safely at the moment! "

You could prob do it with 2 tin cans and a piece of string lol

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Just re-read it. It’s a right read.

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/jG5wl

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I’m sorry for sounding totally naive but I get inboxes asking me to “fart in a jar and send it”... never realised there was such a thing?

Blimey, times have moved on from the ship in a bottle.... "

Shit in a bottle now.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

O.P.

If you get off on smelling farts, I'm not going to judge you.

I'd be totally turned off by someone who enjoyed it. It's like sniffing shit.

So .....not for me.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Brazilian fart babes all the way

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Okay so I know it's grossly unpopular and for most it's either hilarious or just downright discussing, but I have a fart fetish and as a straight guy I was wondering if there are any lovely ladies out there who may share this fetish with me? X "

Thank you op - this has absolutely made my day!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

It’s certainly not my thing but good on you OP say I

Out of interest - is it the sound or else the subsequent smell that you derive enjoyment from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m sorry for sounding totally naive but I get inboxes asking me to “fart in a jar and send it”... never realised there was such a thing?

Blimey, times have moved on from the ship in a bottle....

Shit in a bottle now."

Possibly easier to get it in

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"O.P.

If you get off on smelling farts, I'm not going to judge you.

I'd be totally turned off by someone who enjoyed it. It's like sniffing shit.

So .....not for me. "

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


" It’s certainly not my thing but good on you OP say I

Out of interest - is it the sound or else the subsequent smell that you derive enjoyment from? "

The voice of reason

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I don't have a fart fetish at all, but.... my backside is very talkative. Put it this way, I'm not actually anywhere near Tooting, but the amount of trumps I produce I totally should be

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I don't have a fart fetish at all, but.... my backside is very talkative. Put it this way, I'm not actually anywhere near Tooting, but the amount of trumps I produce I totally should be "

What's it say?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Having been on fab for 8 months now, nothing surprises me at all now.

Good luck OP, I'm sure there are others! X"

Thank you kitty x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" It’s certainly not my thing but good on you OP say I

Out of interest - is it the sound or else the subsequent smell that you derive enjoyment from? "

It's a difficult one, the smell wouldn't necessarily bother me but I'm not in it for the smell, it's the sound and the witnessing of relief from said lady. I think this is based from being young and "learning" women don't fart or masturbate... In my head it meant both things were sexual and taboo and it kind of grew from there, all in all it gives me a feeling of intimacy that nothing else can

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love obliging random fetishes!! "

Would you please oblige mine???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't have a fart fetish at all, but.... my backside is very talkative. Put it this way, I'm not actually anywhere near Tooting, but the amount of trumps I produce I totally should be "

You sound to me like an absolute dream, I'm not necessarily after a girl who shares it just someone who's comfortable enough for me to get off on it in my own little way haha x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just re-read it. It’s a right read.

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/jG5wl "

Yes the authors name was James Joyce, lucky lucky guy to have found a partner who he could be his most inner self with

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Okay so I know it's grossly unpopular and for most it's either hilarious or just downright discussing, but I have a fart fetish and as a straight guy I was wondering if there are any lovely ladies out there who may share this fetish with me? X "

Tbh op - being in bed with me first thing would probably set you up for the day. My morning farts are legendary!

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"Okay so I know it's grossly unpopular and for most it's either hilarious or just downright discussing, but I have a fart fetish and as a straight guy I was wondering if there are any lovely ladies out there who may share this fetish with me? X "

No naked flames

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By *ic_khan2341Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Okay so I know it's grossly unpopular and for most it's either hilarious or just downright discussing, but I have a fart fetish and as a straight guy I was wondering if there are any lovely ladies out there who may share this fetish with me? X "

You are a brave man. Very open of you.

They are probably a few on this site like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Okay so I know it's grossly unpopular and for most it's either hilarious or just downright discussing, but I have a fart fetish and as a straight guy I was wondering if there are any lovely ladies out there who may share this fetish with me? X

Tbh op - being in bed with me first thing would probably set you up for the day. My morning farts are legendary! "

That does sound amazing to be honest haha x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thread bump for anyone who'd like to add

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thread bump for newbies

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