FabSwingers.com forum: Sex self certification

By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

On a scale of one to ten - one being shite and ten being great, how good are you in the sack? Or to put it bluntly, how good a fuck do you think you are?

I’m being paid a fucking fortune by Sydney University for this by the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 if i leave my socks on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shite, I'm not good in confined spaces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd give myself a sound 4.

3.5 without the old war paint

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

It depends on who I’m with

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

2 on a good day

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Depends who I'm with

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

Do I win an all expenses paid trip to Sydney?

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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge

It is a clear 11 for me..

20 for oral and finger technique..

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By *ugRollersCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

I’d say a 7 id like to think I’m in the higher numbers just because I let the guys do anything they want and I don’t complain I just take it like a good girl

and I’m quite dominant so like to give it back too!

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"10

Do I win an all expenses paid trip to Sydney?

No, you win a night with Sidney. He rated himself just a half - would you give him one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3-6

Depends on the other person who I'm in the sack with and wether they want to be in it with me.

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"It is a clear 11 for me..

20 for oral and finger technique.."

Nobody likes a show off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not terrible but not amazing

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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge

Glad it wasn't in percentage..

1 million percent for me..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It depends on who I’m with

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wouldn't be for me to say ..sex ..like a lot of things is all about opinions...a guy could think he's 10/10 but the lady might think he's a 1 at best ...a guy might think he's a 2/3 but the lady thinks he's a 10...just totally depends on a lot of things ..a mental attraction is one ..if there's a beautiful mental connection..sex is unbelievably mindblowing..so it depends too on how the two " ignite "..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll go with a solid 9

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea

I don't ask for a re_iew afterwards haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll go with a solid 9

Is that 9"...9 rated..or both

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

If it was top trumps the HotNotts card would win on stamina, creativity and sound fx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 with a 10.....

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Solid 6. But I make up for it with enthusiasm x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

3, it matches the seconds I last. But what a 3 seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now if I was to rate a lady l was with here ...she was a mindblowing 100/10... off the radar...she probably won't see this...but if she does ..l hope it makes her smile

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm not sure a study with actual participants would be allowed with such flawed methodology.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not sure a study with actual participants would be allowed with such flawed methodology."

I agree self assessment is fraught with bias. Methinks second and third person research would need to be added to triangulate the findings.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I think about a 7. Of course there is room for improvement and imaginations

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"10"

Lol no room for improvement if you go 10

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’d say a good 8.5

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"I dont remember

We need to get you back on that bike. Let me know if I can help in anyway?

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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago

Witney

Hmmm I'd give myself a solid 8, mainly because there are always things to improve and new things to learn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a 9 sometimes ill be and 8 others a 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In fairness it's like a soccer player thinking he's Brilliant but everyone else knows he's crap..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In fairness it's like a soccer player thinking he's Brilliant but everyone else knows he's crap.."

Soccer

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"In fairness it's like a soccer player thinking he's Brilliant but everyone else knows he's crap..

Soccer

Man of the match - top scorer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It wouldn't be for me to say ..sex ..like a lot of things is all about opinions...a guy could think he's 10/10 but the lady might think he's a 1 at best ...a guy might think he's a 2/3 but the lady thinks he's a 10...just totally depends on a lot of things ..a mental attraction is one ..if there's a beautiful mental connection..sex is unbelievably mindblowing..so it depends too on how the two " ignite ".. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In fairness it's like a soccer player thinking he's Brilliant but everyone else knows he's crap..

Soccer

Yup.. soccer...that's what we call it over here cause we also have Gaelic football so not to mix them up .. whereas ye have only football...

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over a year ago

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I don’t want to say 8; that’s just an arrogant, unthinking reply. 7? 7 is just average though, who wants to be that?

Higher than a 6, definitely - I don’t want to have everyone think I’m a loser. Maybe 7.5, no, that seems strange, 7.25 is odd too, let’s say 7.3, no 7.32

TL; dr: I’m ok

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I’d give you one

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'd say about a 7. I'm enthusiastic and good at listening and also quite empathetic and also rather modest but not too modest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In fairness it's like a soccer player thinking he's Brilliant but everyone else knows he's crap..

Soccer

Yup.. soccer...that's what we call it over here cause we also have Gaelic football so not to mix them up .. whereas ye have only football..."

Ye is irish and its split depending on who you talk with. Most teams in LoI are 'football club'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not as good as I once was, but I am as good once as I ever was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well of course I'm off the scale in my book, the worlds greatest lover, but in the minus figures with my previous lovers, even the wife tells me to buck up a bit. Guess that's why she so enjoys meeting other men for sex.

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By *quirt1810Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Depends if d*unk or sober

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I the best on this site 10+

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I’m totally shite

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I'd say about a 7. I'm enthusiastic and good at listening and also quite empathetic and also rather modest but not too modest.

You know how exam boards pick a few test papers for moderation? Your score is one of those that I’ll independently verify.

Report here immediately for a marked assessment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never complained about my performance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not as good as I once was, but I am as good once as I ever was."

So in a round about way you are still as good as ever

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