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Worst pickup lines

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By *rPowderBlue OP   Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

What’s the worst pickup lines you’ve heard on fab or elsewhere, but you still ended up meeting that person or couple?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I can't think of any, because I tend to block anyone who delivers anything truly terrible. And delete pick up lines.

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By *rPowderBlue OP   Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"I can't think of any, because I tend to block anyone who delivers anything truly terrible. And delete pick up lines."

A ruthless lady I see

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Can I counter sink yr turds

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By *rPowderBlue OP   Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"Can I counter sink yr turds "

That’s just gross

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Are you a spanner cause you tighten my nuts

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Remember me? Oh that's right I've only met you in my dreams

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke


"Can I counter sink yr turds

That’s just gross "

Good

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

I'm yet to meet anyone who uses a pick up line

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By *rPowderBlue OP   Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"Are you a spanner cause you tighten my nuts "

That’s quite funny to me, maybe it’s because I’m a man

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By *rPowderBlue OP   Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"Remember me? Oh that's right I've only met you in my dreams "

Yeah that’s bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to have a threesome with you and your mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any chance trolley pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drop erm blossom see if I know ya,

Pull erm back up I know ya mother !!!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Did you sit in sugar because you have a sweet arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you a spanner cause you tighten my nuts "

That’s funny...

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By *rPowderBlue OP   Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"Did you sit in sugar because you have a sweet arse."

That’s not so bad

*now wants to see the arse in question*

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

You look fertile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You look fertile "
Lmao that’s a cracker

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"You look fertile Lmao that’s a cracker "

I suppose it’s better than are you lactating

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