FabSwingers.com forum: Familiarity breeds contempt

By *ovelock4 OP Man
over a year ago

Croydon

Me and my cock have fallen out. After nearly four months of lockdown it’s sick of me being the only one touching it. We’re barely on speaking terms!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried to fuck a watermelon while holding a banana ?

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By *othBatGirlWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"Have you tried to fuck a watermelon while holding a banana ? "

Does the banana make that much difference..? Skin on or off..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you tried to fuck a watermelon while holding a banana ?

Does the banana make that much difference..? Skin on or off..? "

Definitely skin off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You clearly need a mediator

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Have you tried to fuck a watermelon while holding a banana ? "

I need to know which end you peel a banana from. I do it different to most people and use natures handle as a handle. Same as the primates do

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Me and my cock have fallen out. After nearly four months of lockdown it’s sick of me being the only one touching it. We’re barely on speaking terms!"

If it's any consolation I broke my wand and my fanny at the same time. Now THAT is falling out with each other

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By *ovelock4 OP Man
over a year ago

Croydon

"You clearly need a mediator

It’s our only hope of reconciliation.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Try using a sock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not thought about introducing a Partially defrosted Iceland special offer chicken to your lovemaking?

My friend said to ask that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmmive dirty thoughts right now

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By *ovelock4 OP Man
over a year ago

Croydon

"Not thought about introducing a Partially defrosted Iceland special offer chicken to your lovemaking?

My friend said to ask that!

I’m a vegetarian

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By *ovelock4 OP Man
over a year ago

Croydon

"Try using a sock

How about an argyle sock to make it really special?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Try using a sock

How about an argyle sock to make it really special? "

Pic or it never happened

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