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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We are selling tickets to a naked wrestling match. Oreo has challenged me to a naked wrestling match winner is dom loser it the bitch we need a ref commentators a manager each and people to view. Who do you think will win and should oil be involved. It's the battle of hair vs smooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll watch

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I'm getting in the middle

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'll be the bookie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll watch

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I’m still door woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m still door woman "
what not the person that oils us up b4 that match

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll be the bookie "
what's the odds

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm getting in the middle "
oh how would that work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fight "
yep

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I’m still door woman what not the person that oils us up b4 that match "

Is that what you really want me to do WD

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m still door woman what not the person that oils us up b4 that match

Is that what you really want me to do WD "

eerrrrmmmmm

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

We’ve got high viz jackets and clipboards. It’s not allowed due to social distancing, health and safety and all that

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I’m still door woman what not the person that oils us up b4 that match

Is that what you really want me to do WD eerrrrmmmmm"

Ohh are you shy WD

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We’ve got high viz jackets and clipboards. It’s not allowed due to social distancing, health and safety and all that "
looking at your profile picture you could be the hot ladie that walks over the ring with a round 1 sign up lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m still door woman what not the person that oils us up b4 that match

Is that what you really want me to do WD eerrrrmmmmm

Ohh are you shy WD "

the thought of you actually doing it weak at the knees moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We still need a ref and a few other positions filled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh my..

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oh hello you xxx what position will you fill xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my..

oh hello you xxx what position will you fill xxx "

I’ll take anything you want to give me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh my..

oh hello you xxx what position will you fill xxx

I’ll take anything you want to give me

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wanna be in my corner

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"We are selling tickets to a naked wrestling match. Oreo has challenged me to a naked wrestling match winner is dom loser it the bitch we need a ref commentators a manager each and people to view. Who do you think will win and should oil be involved. It's the battle of hair vs smooth "

This is happening behind the bike sheds after school right?

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

I'll take care of the grammar and punctuation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll volunteer to be the ref love blowing my whistle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We are selling tickets to a naked wrestling match. Oreo has challenged me to a naked wrestling match winner is dom loser it the bitch we need a ref commentators a manager each and people to view. Who do you think will win and should oil be involved. It's the battle of hair vs smooth

This is happening behind the bike sheds after school right? "

no we have the NEC booked lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll volunteer to be the ref love blowing my whistle "
you can wear only the black and white stripy top xxx

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

I’ll take the part to oil both of you! no ones want a dry naked wrestling, you’ll end up to stick eachother once start sweating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm good with oil if you need an extra hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll volunteer to be the ref love blowing my whistle you can wear only the black and white stripy top xxx"

No bother

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I'll take care of the grammar and punctuation."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm not gonna wanna leave the oiling area at this rate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll take care of the grammar and punctuation."
if you cant read it all with out having to stop for breath that's your bad luck lol

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I’ll be the commentator

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll be the commentator "
good man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oreo will win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll watch but I definitely won't be masturbating over this one. Its too much of a challenge to achieve

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Where is Oreo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oreo will win"
I believe _parkle1974 is taking the bets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oreo will win I believe _parkle1974 is taking the bets"

I ain’t making a bet bro

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where is Oreo "
he got scared and run off lol though he did say he was working

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oreo will win I believe _parkle1974 is taking the bets

I ain’t making a bet bro "

what makes you think he can beat me

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Oreo will win I believe _parkle1974 is taking the bets"

Odds on Wookie to win

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Oreo to win.

Go go go Oreo

Whoop whoop whoop

I’ll be a cheerleader in his corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the topless woman who prances about with the round boards

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I’ll be the commentator good man "

Just need a sexy, glamouress female co-commentator to keep me in check

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many rounds you going for? For correct odds it’s key.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"How many rounds you going for? For correct odds it’s key. "

Best of 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many rounds you going for? For correct odds it’s key. "

I say rounds, is there a time limit, what are the rules? X

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

If all the women are going to watch the fight can I take all the guys

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Can I be the topless woman who prances about with the round boards "

Ohh yeah I’d love to do that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I check all the relevant equipment involved in the match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loser does a tribute.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I check all the relevant equipment involved in the match "
we will be naked what will you be checking and how?

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"We are selling tickets to a naked wrestling match. Oreo has challenged me to a naked wrestling match winner is dom loser it the bitch we need a ref commentators a manager each and people to view. Who do you think will win and should oil be involved. It's the battle of hair vs smooth "

Hahaha this would be interesting although it might be a bit of a awkward sight seeing Wookie’s and oreo’s balls smacking each other too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We are selling tickets to a naked wrestling match. Oreo has challenged me to a naked wrestling match winner is dom loser it the bitch we need a ref commentators a manager each and people to view. Who do you think will win and should oil be involved. It's the battle of hair vs smooth

Hahaha this would be interesting although it might be a bit of a awkward sight seeing Wookie’s and oreo’s balls smacking each other too. "

who you betting on gobby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be the topless woman who prances about with the round boards

Ohh yeah I’d love to do that too "

we can be a team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to start putting together my team then. I a head coach (blowjobs hehe), a physio (for massages) and umm, some people to walk to the ring with me to make me look cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to start putting together my team then. I a head coach (blowjobs hehe), a physio (for massages) and umm, some people to walk to the ring with me to make me look cool"

Head coach? Me!! I volunteer as tribute!!

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"We are selling tickets to a naked wrestling match. Oreo has challenged me to a naked wrestling match winner is dom loser it the bitch we need a ref commentators a manager each and people to view. Who do you think will win and should oil be involved. It's the battle of hair vs smooth

Hahaha this would be interesting although it might be a bit of a awkward sight seeing Wookie’s and oreo’s balls smacking each other too. who you betting on gobby "

I’m staying mutual and just here for the show.

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

If oil is involved I think Oreo will win. You just won’t be able to keep hold of him to wrestle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If oreo is getting a team I need 1 to same kind as him head coach ( blow jobs) a physio and walk on ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be one of those birds, that struts around the ring holding up the next round number??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If oil is involved I think Oreo will win. You just won’t be able to keep hold of him to wrestle. "
it's ok I've put chalk on my hands

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

What's the cost of the tickets? I have chocolate coins or vanilla ice cream...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If oreo is getting a team I need 1 to same kind as him head coach ( blow jobs) a physio and walk on ladies "

Cough..Cough (not a virus) cough .. Works in physio...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to start putting together my team then. I a head coach (blowjobs hehe), a physio (for massages) and umm, some people to walk to the ring with me to make me look cool"

Oh I'm torn now...

I can physio to to both

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Booking my seat!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to start putting together my team then. I a head coach (blowjobs hehe), a physio (for massages) and umm, some people to walk to the ring with me to make me look cool

Oh I'm torn now...

I can physio to to both

"

Dear God.... That was meant to read...

I can do physio on you both

I'm very experienced in deep tissue massages.... I just can't clearly type

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need to start putting together my team then. I a head coach (blowjobs hehe), a physio (for massages) and umm, some people to walk to the ring with me to make me look cool

Oh I'm torn now...

I can physio to to both

Dear God.... That was meant to read...

I can do physio on you both

I'm very experienced in deep tissue massages.... I just can't clearly type "

happy for you to give me a rub down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be one of those birds, that struts around the ring holding up the next round number?? "
me & belle asked first lol. X

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By *ugRollersCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

Can I be the ref? I’ve never blown a whistle before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be one of those birds, that struts around the ring holding up the next round number?? me & belle asked first lol. X"

Oh sorry, I didn't read the other replies lol

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"What's the cost of the tickets? I have chocolate coins or vanilla ice cream..."

There’s a spare ringside seat in my commentary booth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be the ref? I’ve never blown a whistle before"
you can pretend I have a whistle between my legs and blow if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be one of those birds, that struts around the ring holding up the next round number?? me & belle asked first lol. X

Oh sorry, I didn't read the other replies lol "

Then again I'm sure they would love lots of topless ladies so join up

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By *ugRollersCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Can I be the ref? I’ve never blown a whistle before you can pretend I have a whistle between my legs and blow if you like "

Can you suck a whistle haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be the ref? I’ve never blown a whistle before you can pretend I have a whistle between my legs and blow if you like

Can you suck a whistle haha"

u can suck what's between my legs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be one of those birds, that struts around the ring holding up the next round number?? me & belle asked first lol. X

Oh sorry, I didn't read the other replies lol Then again I'm sure they would love lots of topless ladies so join up "

yes we would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we have a winner yet

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Do we have a winner yet "

I don’t think they even know how to start

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do we have a winner yet

I don’t think they even know how to start "

wouldn't it be fun to do a fab wrestling challenge in real life lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be one of those birds, that struts around the ring holding up the next round number?? me & belle asked first lol. X

Oh sorry, I didn't read the other replies lol Then again I'm sure they would love lots of topless ladies so join up yes we would"

The more the merrier

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"I'm getting in the middle oh how would that work"

Your right I'll sit and watch with whip in hand

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By *beefMan
over a year ago

Long eaton

I'll be the d*unk in the crowd that wolf whistles the board girls. Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If oil is involved I think Oreo will win. You just won’t be able to keep hold of him to wrestle. "

Like a dolphin mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If oil is involved I think Oreo will win. You just won’t be able to keep hold of him to wrestle.

Like a dolphin mate "

I still think I'd win this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do we have a winner yet

I don’t think they even know how to start "

Shall we help them get started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do we have a winner yet

I don’t think they even know how to start

Shall we help them get started "

What were you suggesting

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Do we have a winner yet

I don’t think they even know how to start

Shall we help them get started "

I think we are gona have to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are selling tickets to a naked wrestling match. Oreo has challenged me to a naked wrestling match winner is dom loser it the bitch we need a ref commentators a manager each and people to view. Who do you think will win and should oil be involved. It's the battle of hair vs smooth "

Omfg, what is happening today

Yeah cooking oil you'll need, plenty of it - that's one way of ripping all that fluff off haha!

Love watching people in pain!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If any ladies would like to oil me up and get me match ready let me know

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"What's the cost of the tickets? I have chocolate coins or vanilla ice cream...

There’s a spare ringside seat in my commentary booth "

Ooo shuffle over

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"If any ladies would like to oil me up and get me match ready let me know "

I think I was doing that I seem to be doing a lot get over here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If any ladies would like to oil me up and get me match ready let me know

I think I was doing that I seem to be doing a lot get over here "

If you're oiling up wookie I'm not sure you should be oiling me up too

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I think we need some jelly thrown in

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"If any ladies would like to oil me up and get me match ready let me know

I think I was doing that I seem to be doing a lot get over here

If you're oiling up wookie I'm not sure you should be oiling me up too"

Why iv washed my hands

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm ready busty spent a long time with the oil ahe paid extra attention to my arms and thighs for some reason but i wasnt complaining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll watch too

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"I'll watch too "

Sit next to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’re there selling Jerk Chicken and dodgy tattoos to mark the occasion

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We’re there selling Jerk Chicken and dodgy tattoos to mark the occasion "
well I'm covered in tattoos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll watch too

Sit next to me "

As long as you promise to not piss on me

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"We’re there selling Jerk Chicken and dodgy tattoos to mark the occasion well I'm covered in tattoos "

Bend over I'm sure there do your bottom

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"I'll watch too

Sit next to me

As long as you promise to not piss on me "

I'll try not to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We’re there selling Jerk Chicken and dodgy tattoos to mark the occasion well I'm covered in tattoos

Bend over I'm sure there do your bottom"

that's dangerous territory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll watch too

Sit next to me

As long as you promise to not piss on me

I'll try not to "

Thx

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"We’re there selling Jerk Chicken and dodgy tattoos to mark the occasion well I'm covered in tattoos

Bend over I'm sure there do your bottom that's dangerous territory "

You know like man with tattoos.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We’re there selling Jerk Chicken and dodgy tattoos to mark the occasion well I'm covered in tattoos

Bend over I'm sure there do your bottom that's dangerous territory

You know like man with tattoos. "

on my arse??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We’re there selling Jerk Chicken and dodgy tattoos to mark the occasion well I'm covered in tattoos "

Got any space for a little banger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got tattoos too. If this helps me build a fan base

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We’re there selling Jerk Chicken and dodgy tattoos to mark the occasion well I'm covered in tattoos

Got any space for a little banger? "

always room for 1 more

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"We’re there selling Jerk Chicken and dodgy tattoos to mark the occasion well I'm covered in tattoos

Bend over I'm sure there do your bottom that's dangerous territory

You know like man with tattoos. on my arse??"

You could have them anywhere. Even on your cock I'll make them disappear

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"I've got tattoos too. If this helps me build a fan base "

What you building a fan for

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over a year ago


"I've got tattoos too. If this helps me build a fan base

What you building a fan for"

So I can have my perfect girl lol

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"I've got tattoos too. If this helps me build a fan base

What you building a fan for

So I can have my perfect girl lol"

What's perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We’re there selling Jerk Chicken and dodgy tattoos to mark the occasion well I'm covered in tattoos

Bend over I'm sure there do your bottom that's dangerous territory

You know like man with tattoos. on my arse??

You could have them anywhere. Even on your cock I'll make them disappear "

oh will you now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How heavy are you wookie. Just wondering if one of us will have to lose or add weight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How heavy are you wookie. Just wondering if one of us will have to lose or add weight"
I'm 17st and b4 you say it no it's not all fat

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"How heavy are you wookie. Just wondering if one of us will have to lose or add weight I'm 17st and b4 you say it no it's not all fat"

Built like a tank good luck Oreo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How heavy are you wookie. Just wondering if one of us will have to lose or add weight I'm 17st and b4 you say it no it's not all fat

Built like a tank good luck Oreo "

I think I carry it well

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"How heavy are you wookie. Just wondering if one of us will have to lose or add weight I'm 17st and b4 you say it no it's not all fat

Built like a tank good luck Oreo I think I carry it well "

You do indeed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How heavy are you wookie. Just wondering if one of us will have to lose or add weight I'm 17st and b4 you say it no it's not all fat

Built like a tank good luck Oreo I think I carry it well

You do indeed "

thanks busty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay we are actually similar weight like I'm 16 st 9.

But I have a few inches height advantage gonna use that...youll feel it and when I plow yo ass

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Okay we are actually similar weight like I'm 16 st 9.

But I have a few inches height advantage gonna use that...youll feel it and when I plow yo ass"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oreo oreo oreo oreo

Crowd goes wild

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay we are actually similar weight like I'm 16 st 9.

But I have a few inches height advantage gonna use that...youll feel it and when I plow yo ass"

m

Ass

Plow

No, just no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay we are actually similar weight like I'm 16 st 9.

But I have a few inches height advantage gonna use that...youll feel it and when I plow yo assm

Ass

Plow

No, just no! "

Loser gets it balls deep in that love tunnel. That's the rules

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Okay we are actually similar weight like I'm 16 st 9.

But I have a few inches height advantage gonna use that...youll feel it and when I plow yo assm

Ass

Plow

No, just no!

Loser gets it balls deep in that love tunnel. That's the rules"

I never lose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay we are actually similar weight like I'm 16 st 9.

But I have a few inches height advantage gonna use that...youll feel it and when I plow yo assm

Ass

Plow

No, just no!

Loser gets it balls deep in that love tunnel. That's the rules"

“Love tunnel”

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Okay we are actually similar weight like I'm 16 st 9.

But I have a few inches height advantage gonna use that...youll feel it and when I plow yo assm

Ass

Plow

No, just no!

Loser gets it balls deep in that love tunnel. That's the rules

“Love tunnel” "

so wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay we are actually similar weight like I'm 16 st 9.

But I have a few inches height advantage gonna use that...youll feel it and when I plow yo assm

Ass

Plow

No, just no!

Loser gets it balls deep in that love tunnel. That's the rules

“Love tunnel” so wrong"

Prepare your love tunnel mate that train is approaching cho chooo!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Okay we are actually similar weight like I'm 16 st 9.

But I have a few inches height advantage gonna use that...youll feel it and when I plow yo assm

Ass

Plow

No, just no!

Loser gets it balls deep in that love tunnel. That's the rules

“Love tunnel” so wrong

Prepare your love tunnel mate that train is approaching cho chooo!"

Ohh Jebus

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Okay we are actually similar weight like I'm 16 st 9.

But I have a few inches height advantage gonna use that...youll feel it and when I plow yo assm

Ass

Plow

No, just no!

Loser gets it balls deep in that love tunnel. That's the rules

“Love tunnel” so wrong

Prepare your love tunnel mate that train is approaching cho chooo!"

honestly mate I worry about you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought this was circle of trust...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thought this was circle of trust... "
the way your talking my circle is tightly sealed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m actually crying with laughter.

You two are beautiful weirdos! Never change!!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought this was circle of trust... the way your talking my circle is tightly sealed lol"

Relax babes I have some anal lube. Its minty, dont ask how I know that or why, so it wont even hurt mate, slips right in all snug like

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I’m actually crying with laughter.

You two are beautiful weirdos! Never change!!! X"

Me too I think they will make an amazing couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m actually crying with laughter.

You two are beautiful weirdos! Never change!!! X"

You are my head coach right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thought this was circle of trust... the way your talking my circle is tightly sealed lol

Relax babes I have some anal lube. Its minty, dont ask how I know that or why, so it wont even hurt mate, slips right in all snug like"

I thought we was using bustys spite thats why she spat on my man stick

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Who won???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who won???"
oreo thinks it was him but he keeps stalling and smack talking while busty oils me up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought this was circle of trust... the way your talking my circle is tightly sealed lol

Relax babes I have some anal lube. Its minty, dont ask how I know that or why, so it wont even hurt mate, slips right in all snug like I thought we was using bustys spite thats why she spat on my man stick "

Oiled that meat bat up real nice did she?

I need curiouscats to get me ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who won??? oreo thinks it was him but he keeps stalling and smack talking while busty oils me up lol"

Mate that buzzing sound ain't the dentist...its me testing out my manscaping lawn mower version 3.0 because you're crazy if you dont think I'm shaving your ass crack real nice before I smash my way inside you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thought this was circle of trust... the way your talking my circle is tightly sealed lol

Relax babes I have some anal lube. Its minty, dont ask how I know that or why, so it wont even hurt mate, slips right in all snug like I thought we was using bustys spite thats why she spat on my man stick

Oiled that meat bat up real nice did she?

I need curiouscats to get me ready "

oh sorry she was helping busty with mine they got a bit carried away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought this was circle of trust... the way your talking my circle is tightly sealed lol

Relax babes I have some anal lube. Its minty, dont ask how I know that or why, so it wont even hurt mate, slips right in all snug like I thought we was using bustys spite thats why she spat on my man stick

Oiled that meat bat up real nice did she?

I need curiouscats to get me ready oh sorry she was helping busty with mine they got a bit carried away "

Fine I'll use your mouth instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thought this was circle of trust... the way your talking my circle is tightly sealed lol

Relax babes I have some anal lube. Its minty, dont ask how I know that or why, so it wont even hurt mate, slips right in all snug like I thought we was using bustys spite thats why she spat on my man stick

Oiled that meat bat up real nice did she?

I need curiouscats to get me ready oh sorry she was helping busty with mine they got a bit carried away

Fine I'll use your mouth instead "

sorry that was never an option your just gonna have to man up and make what's coming to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought this was circle of trust... the way your talking my circle is tightly sealed lol

Relax babes I have some anal lube. Its minty, dont ask how I know that or why, so it wont even hurt mate, slips right in all snug like I thought we was using bustys spite thats why she spat on my man stick

Oiled that meat bat up real nice did she?

I need curiouscats to get me ready oh sorry she was helping busty with mine they got a bit carried away

Fine I'll use your mouth instead sorry that was never an option your just gonna have to man up and make what's coming to you "

I'm gonna rub vaseline all over me. Will be like trying to grab hold of a seal mate.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

This just keeps getting better

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I'm getting turned on reading this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thought this was circle of trust... the way your talking my circle is tightly sealed lol

Relax babes I have some anal lube. Its minty, dont ask how I know that or why, so it wont even hurt mate, slips right in all snug like I thought we was using bustys spite thats why she spat on my man stick

Oiled that meat bat up real nice did she?

I need curiouscats to get me ready oh sorry she was helping busty with mine they got a bit carried away

Fine I'll use your mouth instead sorry that was never an option your just gonna have to man up and make what's coming to you

I'm gonna rub vaseline all over me. Will be like trying to grab hold of a seal mate. "

that's easy I've chalked my hands and have a way to handle seals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought this was circle of trust... the way your talking my circle is tightly sealed lol

Relax babes I have some anal lube. Its minty, dont ask how I know that or why, so it wont even hurt mate, slips right in all snug like I thought we was using bustys spite thats why she spat on my man stick

Oiled that meat bat up real nice did she?

I need curiouscats to get me ready oh sorry she was helping busty with mine they got a bit carried away

Fine I'll use your mouth instead sorry that was never an option your just gonna have to man up and make what's coming to you

I'm gonna rub vaseline all over me. Will be like trying to grab hold of a seal mate. that's easy I've chalked my hands and have a way to handle seals "

Ever tried to grab a leopard seal bro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leopard seal with an angry boner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think not

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Awww seals are cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awww seals are cute "

Everyone love seals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna walk into the ring dressed as a school girl sucking a lollipop

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

You two just get it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m actually crying with laughter.

You two are beautiful weirdos! Never change!!! X

You are my head coach right? "

Oh you’ll be well prepped lovely

You can hold my lollipop while I sort you out! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m actually crying with laughter.

You two are beautiful weirdos! Never change!!! X

You are my head coach right?

Oh you’ll be well prepped lovely

You can hold my lollipop while I sort you out! Xxx"

How could I lose with such a top head coach

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Leopard seal with an angry boner"
honestly I worry about you I really do but have you ever taken on a real wookie they can RIP off your arms lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm gonna walk into the ring dressed as a school girl sucking a lollipop"
this scares me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m actually crying with laughter.

You two are beautiful weirdos! Never change!!! X

You are my head coach right?

Oh you’ll be well prepped lovely

You can hold my lollipop while I sort you out! Xxx

How could I lose with such a top head coach "

I expect compensation for my glorious efforts Oreo! Preferably in the form of cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm gonna walk into the ring dressed as a school girl sucking a lollipop this scares me"

He’s using my lollipop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm gonna walk into the ring dressed as a school girl sucking a lollipop this scares me"

That's the point. Getting into your kitchen, scrambling eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leopard seal with an angry boner honestly I worry about you I really do but have you ever taken on a real wookie they can RIP off your arms lol "

Do seals have arms tho

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Awww seals are cute

Everyone love seals"

You where a dolphin yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m actually crying with laughter.

You two are beautiful weirdos! Never change!!! X

You are my head coach right?

Oh you’ll be well prepped lovely

You can hold my lollipop while I sort you out! Xxx

How could I lose with such a top head coach

I expect compensation for my glorious efforts Oreo! Preferably in the form of cake "

All of the cake for you babestation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awww seals are cute

Everyone love seals

You where a dolphin yesterday "

I like flexible metaphors. If metaphor is the right word i want

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Awww seals are cute

Everyone love seals

You where a dolphin yesterday

I like flexible metaphors. If metaphor is the right word i want"

You said it not me if you could make the sound of a dolphin I think you would bring WD to his knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awww seals are cute

Everyone love seals

You where a dolphin yesterday

I like flexible metaphors. If metaphor is the right word i want

You said it not me if you could make the sound of a dolphin I think you would bring WD to his knees "

Practicing right now. Think it's pretty good tbf. Might be a decent mating call when I'm out

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Awww seals are cute

Everyone love seals

You where a dolphin yesterday

I like flexible metaphors. If metaphor is the right word i want

You said it not me if you could make the sound of a dolphin I think you would bring WD to his knees

Practicing right now. Think it's pretty good tbf. Might be a decent mating call when I'm out "

Ohhh yes for sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Awww seals are cute

Everyone love seals

You where a dolphin yesterday

I like flexible metaphors. If metaphor is the right word i want

You said it not me if you could make the sound of a dolphin I think you would bring WD to his knees

Practicing right now. Think it's pretty good tbf. Might be a decent mating call when I'm out

Ohhh yes for sure "

why is it all I can hear is you and me baby ain't nothing but mammal so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last word

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