FabSwingers.com forum: Heavy balls

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just sitting here with my hand on my balls, they are surprisingly heavy, what do you reckon an average set of balls weight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pop them on the kitchen scales and tell us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

157g. If you add the skin if the sack - it'll be about 170g.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know but I like to weight them up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t know about an average pair of balls but I just conducted a test and my balls are similar in weight to eight chocolate hobnobs.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I don’t know about an average pair of balls but I just conducted a test and my balls are similar in weight to eight chocolate hobnobs."

Let me at ‘em!!!!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I held my boobs like this today, I reckon each one is the weight of a fully grown pug.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pop them on the kitchen scales and tell us

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Tried this is not happening

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

There must be a way to find out

I'm very curious now

Jo x

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

"157g. If you add the skin if the sack - it'll be about 170g."

Be afraid... very afraid...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just waiting for the guy who whacks his satchel on a pair of scales, someone will be tempted

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I heard that a lady's tongue is the best device to weigh your balls on. I'm not convinced but willing to give it a go in the interests of science.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 large wet teabags fresh from the mug and that's pretty much the average weight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nora’s ball measuring company at your service

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By *entula malarkeyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Lady with big boobs at Dr's, 'cause she says they're sore...

Doc say I'll need to weigh them, take your bra off...

Doc cups both hands under each large apendege, and shouts, whey hey hey!!

I'll get my coat

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By *r and Mrs BlackCouple
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Lady with big boobs at Dr's, 'cause she says they're sore...

Doc say I'll need to weigh them, take your bra off...

Doc cups both hands under each large apendege, and shouts, whey hey hey!!

I'll get my coat

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A bag of sugar each

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nora’s ball measuring company at your service

Can you measure my boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nora’s ball measuring company at your service

Can you measure my boobs"

Yes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My balls are currently nice and smooth

Just like my persona

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Nora’s ball measuring company at your service

Do you still do it by cutting them off and weighing them separately?

It’s great for accuracy but in terms of returning customers it’s a bit crap

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By *riendlyStarMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"I don't know but I like to weight them up

Thats hot!

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By *riendlyStarMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Nora’s ball measuring company at your service

Can you measure my boobs"

I have a good set of hand weights lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nora’s ball measuring company at your service

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HOISTS them up on to scales for weighting, remember to warm your hands up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My balls are currently nice and smooth

Just like my persona

And your entire groin area. Like action man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"157g. If you add the skin if the sack - it'll be about 170g."

You have balls without the sack?

#Hannibal lector

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nora’s ball measuring company at your service

Do you still do it by cutting them off and weighing them separately?

It’s great for accuracy but in terms of returning customers it’s a bit crap

. I I’m very gentle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nora’s ball measuring company at your service

HOISTS them up on to scales for weighting, remember to warm your hands up

I’ll warm them up on that hot bod of yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a pair of heavy balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love a pair of heavy balls

I just love balls full stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we talking about drained or blue balls weight? Cause there has to be a big difference surely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we talking about drained or blue balls weight? Cause there has to be a big difference surely. "

Well both! The feeling of them before, and after they’ve been emptied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been told b4 that I have epic balls and they are realy big and nice honestly I'm a bit self conscious about them being big after I was told that so dont get them out on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn’t know until a few months ago that your balls move on their own, seriously look at them, and see the small movements they make all on their own, it’s weird and awesome all at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nora’s ball measuring company at your service

HOISTS them up on to scales for weighting, remember to warm your hands up

I’ll warm them up on that hot bod of yours "
Oooofftt please do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesnt the weight vary on how much they are emptied? Lol. I know my hubby's do. Right now they are fairly heavy. Give it an hour and I will aim to make them lighter

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By *r and Mrs BlackCouple
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"I've been told b4 that I have epic balls and they are realy big and nice honestly I'm a bit self conscious about them being big after I was told that so dont get them out on here

shame..... Mrs b

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So... I can confirm that mine have overloaded the scales... maximum capacity is only 100g though.

I'll order a more appropriate set of scales of this is going to become a thing... like the sky remote.

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