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Sexually compatible, local, not a bell-end

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By *dam1971 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bedford

These are the circles of my Venn diagram, sometimes I can get 2 to overlap but all 3? Unlikely.

Lots of you must have a similar problem and it’s time we fixed it, right here and right now. They can all be a bit flexible of course; I’d put up with a bit of a trek if the other person was perfect but the important thing isn’t to narrow the target, it’s to open yourself up to finding that new person / group of 10.

Let’s have a quick run down of your qualities and see if we can get people together.

1. Sexually compatible: I’m moderately filthy and open to try almost anything.

2. Local: Bedfordshire but it borders several other countries and it’s not exactly the fucking size of Nevada.

3. Bell-end level: very low. People who’ve met me say I’m lovely, they can’t all be wrong

Over to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Can be incredibly filthy if in the mood.

2. Really don’t care.

3. Nope, I’m not a bellend

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

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1. It depends what mood I'm in and how much wanton lust I have for my bedfellow

2. Not really an issue

3. I don't think I'm a bellend...although I'm sure some people would disagree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Sexually compatible: kinky (a bottom, not a switch), quite experienced in (receiving) bdsm. Open to meeting single women, single men or couples (MF/FF). Also happy to keep things vanilla.

2. Local: northwest England. I only meet at townhouse in Birkenhead.

3. Bell-end level: very low. See my verifications.

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By *dam1971 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bedford

This probably explains why you lot don’t have any problems meeting

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

1. Sexually compatible: quite kinky, open to trying out most things. Slightly switch but definitely err to the more feminine as masculinity does very little for me. I'm happy with women, trans and female centric couples sometimes.

Happy to give and take but neither sub nor dom. Happy as both male and crossdressed.

2. Happy to travel although local does make things considerably easier.

3. Am I a bellend? I'd like to think not although send me a random dick pic and im sure you will say otherwise.

My veris should give a good indication of what I am like in person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These are the circles of my Venn diagram, sometimes I can get 2 to overlap but all 3? Unlikely.

Lots of you must have a similar problem and it’s time we fixed it, right here and right now. They can all be a bit flexible of course; I’d put up with a bit of a trek if the other person was perfect but the important thing isn’t to narrow the target, it’s to open yourself up to finding that new person / group of 10.

Let’s have a quick run down of your qualities and see if we can get people together.

1. Sexually compatible: I’m moderately filthy and open to try almost anything.

2. Local: Bedfordshire but it borders several other countries and it’s not exactly the fucking size of Nevada.

3. Bell-end level: very low. People who’ve met me say I’m lovely, they can’t all be wrong

Over to you "

Didn't realise Bedfordshire was an independent republic. Must update my passport.

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By *dam1971 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Didn't realise Bedfordshire was an independent republic. Must update my passport."

It’s a bit like Passport To Pimlico, but without the comedy

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

From my local area to , London , Westminster , Birmingham, Safron , Kettering , Leeds , Halifax , York etc etc well all because we had same conection and chemestry, that's for what i stand , meet people that they look for the same as me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Experimental and a bit impressionable. Slap bang right in the middle(ish) so up or down or round and round isnt a problem. It helps if you are a million miles away, just to add a difficulty factor. Im quite nice but a bit needy. The miles help with that.

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By *dam1971 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Experimental and a bit impressionable. Slap bang right in the middle(ish) so up or down or round and round isnt a problem. It helps if you are a million miles away, just to add a difficulty factor. Im quite nice but a bit needy. The miles help with that. "

How do the miles help with you being needy? Does it mean you’re less likely to turn up at 3am unannounced?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Experimental and a bit impressionable. Slap bang right in the middle(ish) so up or down or round and round isnt a problem. It helps if you are a million miles away, just to add a difficulty factor. Im quite nice but a bit needy. The miles help with that.

How do the miles help with you being needy? Does it mean you’re less likely to turn up at 3am unannounced? "

Yes Not so easy to play my violin under your balcony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can be sensual or downright dirty depend what side of bed I get out of.

Travelling isn’t a problem.

I don’t think I’m a bellend but I do swear too much sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Experimental and a bit impressionable."

Is that a new genre of art?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1* Sexually liberated

2* Has no shame

3* I'm a bit of a cunt

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