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By *ersnickety Pants OP   Woman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

Morning fabsters

I'd love to hear the best & worst chat up lines you have used or had used on you.

Share with me the good the bad & the ugly

Have any chat ups had any success?

A recent one I had was "do you have a mirror in your knickers cos I can see myself in them"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, do you know there are 21 letters in the alphabet.

No there are 26

No its BCDEFGHIJKLMNOPSVWXYZ

Oh shit your right.....im missing URAQT

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I hope you’ve got pet insurance........ as I’m going to destroy your pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old one from back in the day

. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a guy walk up to me in a pub, drink the remnants of my drink and say "your glass is empty, fancy a drink". It was a BOLD move

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once walked up to a woman in a bar took an ice cube from her glass dropped it on the floor and stamped on it I then looked up and said right now if broken the ice can I buy you a drink .

I married that woman 2 years later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once had a guy walk up to me in a pub, drink the remnants of my drink and say "your glass is empty, fancy a drink". It was a BOLD move "

tbf if a girl did that to me id take her home there and then, that's the kind of shit that marks the best from the rest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once walked up to a woman in a bar took an ice cube from her glass dropped it on the floor and stamped on it I then looked up and said right now if broken the ice can I buy you a drink .

I married that woman 2 years later "
Awww x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once had a guy walk up to me in a pub, drink the remnants of my drink and say "your glass is empty, fancy a drink". It was a BOLD move

tbf if a girl did that to me id take her home there and then, that's the kind of shit that marks the best from the rest!"

We dated for a while actually! I liked his confidence x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many years ago a girl told me in the morning she wanted her eggs fertilised.

Which is a shame as I am more of a scrambled egg guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s role play. You be Darth Vader, and you can use all the force on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here! What were your other two wishes?

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Many years ago a girl told me in the morning she wanted her eggs fertilised.

Which is a shame as I am more of a scrambled egg guy"

Oh that’s just reminded me

I once got told from a guy he would love to crack an egg in my arse and pound it so hard it would scramble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many years ago a girl told me in the morning she wanted her eggs fertilised.

Which is a shame as I am more of a scrambled egg guy

Oh that’s just reminded me

I once got told from a guy he would love to crack an egg in my arse and pound it so hard it would scramble "

Just want to confirm despite my earlier confession about scrambled eggs, that wasn’t me

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

The one that springs immediately to mind was the lady who walked up to me in a crowd and said "I'm going home now. Would you like to come?"

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By *ersnickety Pants OP   Woman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"I once had a guy walk up to me in a pub, drink the remnants of my drink and say "your glass is empty, fancy a drink". It was a BOLD move "

Lmao did you make him buy you another?

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By *ersnickety Pants OP   Woman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

Reading these has given me a proper chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A now defunct hook up site used to have “chat up line” as one of the profile fields. I had “Do you know how heavy a polar bear is? Nor me but it breaks the ice.” It worked a couple of times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got a wet floor sign to hand x

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By *siancouplehantsCouple
over a year ago

K-PAX

"I am no Fred flinstone but i can make your bedrock"

We get this message from a guy on Fab regularly and it never changes....Bless him

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