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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

The first rule of fab club is when you see a fellow member of fab in The fruit and veg aisle in Tesco you must say a little too loudly,

Hey, Nearly didn’t recognise you with your clothes on, I see you’ve got fab melons.

What’s your first rule of fab club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whenever you see a profile that you like you must always:

1. Read carefully

2. Make sure you fit what they are looking for.

3. Think of a great icebreaker, a way to show them that you are worthy of a response, something to make you stand out.

4. Forget all of that and message then with "I'd love to fuck you" with a picture of your cock attached.

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By *lutwife12Couple
over a year ago

Suffolk... Not in Midlands!

That's about the truth right there

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Whenever you see a profile that you like you must always:

1. Read carefully

2. Make sure you fit what they are looking for.

3. Think of a great icebreaker, a way to show them that you are worthy of a response, something to make you stand out.

4. Forget all of that and message then with "I'd love to fuck you" with a picture of your cock attached."

I’ll forgive you for posting the first four rules of fab club and promote number 4 to number 1

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Whenever you see a profile that you like you must always:

1. Read carefully

2. Make sure you fit what they are looking for.

3. Think of a great icebreaker, a way to show them that you are worthy of a response, something to make you stand out.

4. Forget all of that and message then with "I'd love to fuck you" with a picture of your cock attached."

What, not a dozen from every any imaginable angle, and also not imaginable

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always refer to the ladies as girls or, they much prefee this, girlies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whenever you see a profile that you like you must always:

1. Read carefully

2. Make sure you fit what they are looking for.

3. Think of a great icebreaker, a way to show them that you are worthy of a response, something to make you stand out.

4. Forget all of that and message then with "I'd love to fuck you" with a picture of your cock attached."

Fact

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