FabSwingers.com forum: I think most of us know this but just to be sure...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When fwb invites you for tea or coffee it means vaginal or anal.

Once again everyone knows that right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes it means oral like talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be prepared if she offers you biscuits because everyone knows that means pegging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes it means oral like talking "

This is known as a chin-wag, but going back to the OPs comments tea is definatley anal and coffee is definatley vaginal!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My FWB is a bit more direct than that

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

No point in beating around the bush. Head straight in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Be prepared if she offers you biscuits because everyone knows that means pegging

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does it depend on variety, Jaffa cakes a cheeky finger and hobnobs the sphincter destroyer

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

What does it mean if they invite you round for toad in the hole

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"When fwb invites you for tea or coffee it means vaginal or anal.

Once again everyone knows that right

If you have to choose one or the other I would start looking for a new fwb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does it mean if they invite you round for toad in the hole

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you'll never look them in the eye again, and it's definitely not love

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When fwb invites you for tea or coffee it means vaginal or anal.

Once again everyone knows that right

If you have to choose one or the other I would start looking for a new fwb"

I would need to find one first

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"What does it mean if they invite you round for toad in the hole

you'll never look them in the eye again, and it's definitely not love

I see (nods head sagely)

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"When fwb invites you for tea or coffee it means vaginal or anal.

Once again everyone knows that right

Nah...tea is armpit sex, coffee is a foot job and hot chocolate is anal.

Everyone knows that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When fwb invites you for tea or coffee it means vaginal or anal.

Once again everyone knows that right

?"
I once had a lady who actually wanted coffee ! The cheek of it

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I don't drink tea or coffee but I always have biscuits.

I have no idea what that means.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they invite you round for vaginal and/or anal sex then that means tea or coffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If they invite you round for vaginal and/or anal sex then that means tea or coffee

That means they're blunt

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"When fwb invites you for tea or coffee it means vaginal or anal.

Once again everyone knows that right

Nah...tea is armpit sex, coffee is a foot job and hot chocolate is anal.

Everyone knows that

Hmm, think I fancy a mocha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When fwb invites you for tea or coffee it means vaginal or anal.

Once again everyone knows that right

Nah...tea is armpit sex, coffee is a foot job and hot chocolate is anal.

Everyone knows that

Hmm, think I fancy a mocha. "

You want a foot up your foof

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"When fwb invites you for tea or coffee it means vaginal or anal.

Once again everyone knows that right

Nah...tea is armpit sex, coffee is a foot job and hot chocolate is anal.

Everyone knows that

Hmm, think I fancy a mocha.

You want a foot up your foof

Yeah totes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does it mean if they invite you round for toad in the hole

This really made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes but with the dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't drink tea or coffee but I always have biscuits.

I have no idea what that means.

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I think that’s all in

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

So is steak still a blow job? Asking for a friend

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"So is steak still a blow job? Asking for a friend

Does this mean steak and blowjob day is just double blowjob day?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So is steak still a blow job? Asking for a friend

Does this mean steak and blowjob day is just double blowjob day? "

Yes, so bring a friend

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

I used to say would you like to come round for tea or something. We never went in the kitchen and always had something in any of the other rooms!

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"So is steak still a blow job? Asking for a friend

Does this mean steak and blowjob day is just double blowjob day? "

Ooh I'll pull double duty

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Beware...Surf and turf will get you arrested in some counties...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you all slow down a bit, im taking notes

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Can you all slow down a bit, im taking notes

The Slow Reads Club is Tuesdays

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"Can you all slow down a bit, im taking notes

The Slow Reads Club is Tuesdays

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"So is steak still a blow job? Asking for a friend

Does this mean steak and blowjob day is just double blowjob day?

Yes, so bring a friend

Sounds like fun

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