FabSwingers.com forum: Ouch

By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

I just stood bare foot on an upturned drawing pin. It did a nice whummphh sound as it punctured fully into the sole of my foot. I did a kinda aaaagghhhwaaaaahhh sound. Also, so much blood!

What stupid injury have you sustained of late?

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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"I just stood bare foot on an upturned drawing pin. It did a nice whummphh sound as it punctured fully into the sole of my foot. I did a kinda aaaagghhhwaaaaahhh sound. Also, so much blood!

What stupid injury have you sustained of late? "

No injuries but I really feel for you there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't eat wotsits then chop carrots. Orange finger looks like the carrot

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I just stood bare foot on an upturned drawing pin. It did a nice whummphh sound as it punctured fully into the sole of my foot. I did a kinda aaaagghhhwaaaaahhh sound. Also, so much blood!

What stupid injury have you sustained of late?

No injuries but I really feel for you there

Yep. It fucking hurt!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I walked into a doorframe when I got sent a picture. Regularly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stood on a nail last week

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By *az080378Woman
over a year ago

Cromer

"I just stood bare foot on an upturned drawing pin. It did a nice whummphh sound as it punctured fully into the sole of my foot. I did a kinda aaaagghhhwaaaaahhh sound. Also, so much blood!

What stupid injury have you sustained of late? "

Hope you're ok!!

Not that recent but my most stupid injury was leaning against an already open door, falling flat on the ground outside and breaking my wrist, was a proper delboy moment and extremely embarrassing

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

That sounds really painful Estella! I was doing an at home pedicure and managed to clip too much of my (cuticle? Not sure what it's called) off and that stung.

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

"I just stood bare foot on an upturned drawing pin. It did a nice whummphh sound as it punctured fully into the sole of my foot. I did a kinda aaaagghhhwaaaaahhh sound. Also, so much blood!

What stupid injury have you sustained of late? "

Ouch!

I recently stubbed my toe really badly on a big chunky table leg, split the skin & it bled everywhere. A few days later I stubbed it again on a metal skip

couldn't wear anything apart from flip flops on my feet for days afterwards.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I just stood bare foot on an upturned drawing pin. It did a nice whummphh sound as it punctured fully into the sole of my foot. I did a kinda aaaagghhhwaaaaahhh sound. Also, so much blood!

What stupid injury have you sustained of late?

Hope you're ok!!

Not that recent but my most stupid injury was leaning against an already open door, falling flat on the ground outside and breaking my wrist, was a proper delboy moment and extremely embarrassing

Thank you, I’ll live. The pulling out bit took a bit of psyching myself up.

That’s a completely Del Boy moment, but ouch!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"That sounds really painful Estella! I was doing an at home pedicure and managed to clip too much of my (cuticle? Not sure what it's called) off and that stung.

Cuticles really sting, stupid bits of silly stingy skin!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Ouch

. What silly devil is leaving drawing pins around?

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Ouch

. What silly devil is leaving drawing pins around?"

Bad me. The evil side.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Ouch

. What silly devil is leaving drawing pins around?

Bad me. The evil side.

She needs her backside tanning!

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

"I just stood bare foot on an upturned drawing pin. It did a nice whummphh sound as it punctured fully into the sole of my foot. I did a kinda aaaagghhhwaaaaahhh sound. Also, so much blood!

What stupid injury have you sustained of late? "

I made a similar noise last night when I stood on some Lego

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I decided to race my neighbours running round the block two weeks ago. I tripped on the kerb, badly grazed my arms and knees and ended up with broken ribs

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"I just stood bare foot on an upturned drawing pin. It did a nice whummphh sound as it punctured fully into the sole of my foot. I did a kinda aaaagghhhwaaaaahhh sound. Also, so much blood!

What stupid injury have you sustained of late? "

I done that before on Christmas morning. It was agony but did not bleed at all. Getting it ut was just as painful as when it went in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just stood bare foot on an upturned drawing pin. It did a nice whummphh sound as it punctured fully into the sole of my foot. I did a kinda aaaagghhhwaaaaahhh sound. Also, so much blood!

What stupid injury have you sustained of late? "

I literally winced reading that

Hope you are ok.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I just stood bare foot on an upturned drawing pin. It did a nice whummphh sound as it punctured fully into the sole of my foot. I did a kinda aaaagghhhwaaaaahhh sound. Also, so much blood!

What stupid injury have you sustained of late? "

Ouchy! I've done this recently.

It's funny that if I drop a drawing pin I can never locate it with my hands but seem guarenteed to find it with my feet!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Crikey

do drawing pins still exist?

A nasty sting at the time but hope it’s better soon Estella

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Oooooo it make my tummy turn reading that

I fell down the stairs when I was racing to get to the t.v. before the kids one morning so I could do some yoga! Bloody bruise on my elbow was huge and, unfortunately, I think I've got some nerve damage. It still feels wierd after 6 weeks

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What was the drawing pin supposed to be holding up? They're not designed to hold people up.

No recent accidents. I have some RSI from too much work but that's about it.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Pulled back running last Monday and can only manage about 3km At moment

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I just stood bare foot on an upturned drawing pin. It did a nice whummphh sound as it punctured fully into the sole of my foot. I did a kinda aaaagghhhwaaaaahhh sound. Also, so much blood!

What stupid injury have you sustained of late? "

Oh no, poor you

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I dropped a tube of sealant on my toe and it swelled & bruised

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Crikey

do drawing pins still exist"

They sure do

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Benidorm for a week

Oh there used to be some evil jokes played with drawing pins, especially involving dog pooh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just stood bare foot on an upturned drawing pin. It did a nice whummphh sound as it punctured fully into the sole of my foot. I did a kinda aaaagghhhwaaaaahhh sound. Also, so much blood!

What stupid injury have you sustained of late? "
nail in my foot ! Straight through my new boots ouch x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dropped a weight on my bare foot (not using just moving it)

So silly but only a bruise to be fair

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Stepped on Lego.... worse pain than childbirth ... scientifically proven

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Oh there used to be some evil jokes played with drawing pins, especially involving dog pooh"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just stood bare foot on an upturned drawing pin. It did a nice whummphh sound as it punctured fully into the sole of my foot. I did a kinda aaaagghhhwaaaaahhh sound. Also, so much blood!

What stupid injury have you sustained of late? "

It could have been worse it could have been a piece of lego

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want me to rub my nipple on your sore foot?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve taken a radiator off at home, the other day I walked straight into the pipe work coming out of the floor. Split my toes ashunder! Thought id broken a couple of em. The air was a shade of blue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch!

I’m in the bath.

I’m just about to shave my balls.

If I have any accidents I’m so gonna blame you stelly!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aaaaarghhhh !! That sounds painful just thinking about it.

The cut on my finger sounds minor compared to that.

I will go and finish off the washing up

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"I just stood bare foot on an upturned drawing pin. It did a nice whummphh sound as it punctured fully into the sole of my foot. I did a kinda aaaagghhhwaaaaahhh sound. Also, so much blood!

What stupid injury have you sustained of late? "

Ow! Sorry to hear that. It sounds really nasty.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"I just stood bare foot on an upturned drawing pin. It did a nice whummphh sound as it punctured fully into the sole of my foot. I did a kinda aaaagghhhwaaaaahhh sound. Also, so much blood!

What stupid injury have you sustained of late? "

Did you feel a prick?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Absolutely nothing, cos I'm not a clumsy old fart

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Absolutely nothing, cos I'm not a clumsy old fart

"
who says

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Absolutely nothing, cos I'm not a clumsy old fart

who says

Don't you bloody start Missus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hit my thumb with a hammer today and have a bruise now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kicked a door in the darkness while barefoot, hurt like fuck afterword

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I tripped over the cat twice!

Fell out of room wall and straight onto my back on the tiled bathroom floor, to say I was winded is an understatement lol I swear I fractured a rib!

And he had the audacity to be angry with me

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Got bored in the first week of lockdown and built my son a ramp for his bmx and scooter.... it looked like so much fun I forgot that I'm 40 and had a go ramping his scooter..... fractured my cheekbone, and dislocated 3 fingers when I hit the tarmac face first......

What hurt the most is that the little bugger got it all on his GoPro lol

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By *entcouple69Couple
over a year ago

London/Kent

Ouch!

No injuries really for me of late which is surprising given how accident prone I am but I’ve burnt myself so many times during lockdown. Got some lovely scars to show for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got zapped by electric fencing when halfway across the chicken wire underneath it. MAHOOSIVE bruise inner thigh from where everything just clenched then me scrabbling desperately to get away

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Not quite in the same category as some of the injuries.

I got myself some new cycling shoes, did a half thrash on a turbo trainer. Now have a bad knee, it bloody hurts to move it.

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