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Captain Lois preparing for take off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As we live on FabEnders Street we are not restricted by air bridges.

So we are on the runway preparing for takeoff. Where do you want to go? Is there someone you want to see? What are you bringing for inflight entertainment? The world is our oyster.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'll start. I have popped already to pick up Incandescent so we are now heading to Palm Beach to see Lorraine.

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside


"As we live on FabEnders Street we are not restricted by air bridges.

So we are on the runway preparing for takeoff. Where do you want to go? Is there someone you want to see? What are you bringing for inflight entertainment? The world is our oyster. "

Want to go to Ibiza to see the sunrise, will bring Haribo.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Las Vegas to live it up with champagne and hookers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate flying Just pop me in the back with a sleeping tablet in my drink before I have a panic attack and scare people

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As we live on FabEnders Street we are not restricted by air bridges.

So we are on the runway preparing for takeoff. Where do you want to go? Is there someone you want to see? What are you bringing for inflight entertainment? The world is our oyster.

Want to go to Ibiza to see the sunrise, will bring Haribo."

We will go from Palm Beach to Las Vegas first. Thinking of the environment Ibiza is on the route plan.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Las Vegas to live it up with champagne and hookers"

Fab hookers or Las Vegas show girls?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Back to Nicuragua. Beautiful country, lovely sexy people

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hate flying Just pop me in the back with a sleeping tablet in my drink before I have a panic attack and scare people"

Nooo you have to partake of the inflight entertainment experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate flying Just pop me in the back with a sleeping tablet in my drink before I have a panic attack and scare people

Nooo you have to partake of the inflight entertainment experience. "

I will be the inflight entertainment experience without the sleeping tablet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Back to Nicuragua. Beautiful country, lovely sexy people "

Ooh so we will go to south from Las Vegas then for your stop. Any ideas for games inflight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Las Vegas to live it up with champagne and hookers"

This ^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catch me on the flip flip luscious Lois...I got me inflatable ring and sun lotion for whoever needs rubdowm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hate flying Just pop me in the back with a sleeping tablet in my drink before I have a panic attack and scare people

Nooo you have to partake of the inflight entertainment experience.

I will be the inflight entertainment experience without the sleeping tablet "

Oh dear Lord will we need to keep you away from the exit doors?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"The last plane out of Sydney's almost gone" https://youtu.be/dTjvG4WJD_A

I'm giving my mum a hug. Then jumping in the car for a few hours so I can listen to my grandmother tell me to get off her

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Oh might I go and do my Italian tour now please Lois - you can join me if you like

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Las Vegas to live it up with champagne and hookers

This ^^ "

I wouldn't want them taking advantage of your cock Mr M?

How are you entertaining us mid Atlantic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate flying Just pop me in the back with a sleeping tablet in my drink before I have a panic attack and scare people

Nooo you have to partake of the inflight entertainment experience.

I will be the inflight entertainment experience without the sleeping tablet

Oh dear Lord will we need to keep you away from the exit doors? "

Yes and the cockpit. I consent to being used while asleep though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Catch me on the flip flip luscious Lois...I got me inflatable ring and sun lotion for whoever needs rubdowm "

Are you doing the rubbing down? You better bring a vat of lotion for all the lovlies that will be queuing up for your hands on their bods

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""The last plane out of Sydney's almost gone" https://youtu.be/dTjvG4WJD_A

I'm giving my mum a hug. Then jumping in the car for a few hours so I can listen to my grandmother tell me to get off her "

We will fly east from Nicaragua just for you Swing. Will your mum make a cup of tea for all of us?

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By *arksxMan
over a year ago

Leicester / London

Corsica to drive the mountain roads of God's private race track

And eat the unique food of a French island next door to Italy.

Shame it's a right pain in the arse to get to from the uk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh might I go and do my Italian tour now please Lois - you can join me if you like "

Of course DC. Sounds like there will be a few of us joining you though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hate flying Just pop me in the back with a sleeping tablet in my drink before I have a panic attack and scare people

Nooo you have to partake of the inflight entertainment experience.

I will be the inflight entertainment experience without the sleeping tablet

Oh dear Lord will we need to keep you away from the exit doors?

Yes and the cockpit. I consent to being used while asleep though."

Not sure I would allow that sounds a bit wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate flying Just pop me in the back with a sleeping tablet in my drink before I have a panic attack and scare people

Nooo you have to partake of the inflight entertainment experience.

I will be the inflight entertainment experience without the sleeping tablet

Oh dear Lord will we need to keep you away from the exit doors?

Yes and the cockpit. I consent to being used while asleep though.

Not sure I would allow that sounds a bit wrong "

I'll sign anything you want me to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Corsica to drive the mountain roads of God's private race track

And eat the unique food of a French island next door to Italy.

Shame it's a right pain in the arse to get to from the uk "

Ah but this is Lois Airlines so we can get anywhere we want when we want

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

Can we fly into Gibraltar that way i can pop across the boarder and see my Grandad and other family while im there plus we can go see the Monkeys on the Rock ill bring plenty of snacky snacks with me for everyone picking up a special someone on the way not real mother

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


""The last plane out of Sydney's almost gone" https://youtu.be/dTjvG4WJD_A

I'm giving my mum a hug. Then jumping in the car for a few hours so I can listen to my grandmother tell me to get off her

We will fly east from Nicaragua just for you Swing. Will your mum make a cup of tea for all of us? "

Absolutely. I hope you like dogs, because they'll like you whether you like it or not.

And my grandmother has an amazing view out into the Tasman Sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s do a world trip Lois. And I’d love to see the Sphinx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we fly into Gibraltar that way i can pop across the boarder and see my Grandad and other family while im there plus we can go see the Monkeys on the Rock ill bring plenty of snacky snacks with me for everyone picking up a special someone on the way not real mother "

Oh monkies sound fun. Are we picking up my not daughter on the way?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""The last plane out of Sydney's almost gone" https://youtu.be/dTjvG4WJD_A

I'm giving my mum a hug. Then jumping in the car for a few hours so I can listen to my grandmother tell me to get off her

We will fly east from Nicaragua just for you Swing. Will your mum make a cup of tea for all of us?

Absolutely. I hope you like dogs, because they'll like you whether you like it or not.

And my grandmother has an amazing view out into the Tasman Sea"

Well that sounds perfect.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I have my passport and a crate of Champagne for the journey to..somewhere warm and sunny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let’s do a world trip Lois. And I’d love to see the Sphinx "

We are racking up the airmiles

Not sure why I automatically saw sphincter and not Sphinx then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have my passport and a crate of Champagne for the journey to..somewhere warm and sunny "

Hop on board Lisa we have got some wonderful places on the itinerary so far x

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"I'll start. I have popped already to pick up Incandescent so we are now heading to Palm Beach to see Lorraine. "

Oh I can’t wait. I have Gin and tonic packed.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Oh might I go and do my Italian tour now please Lois - you can join me if you like

Of course DC. Sounds like there will be a few of us joining you though "

Ha ha the more the merrier

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I have my passport and a crate of Champagne for the journey to..somewhere warm and sunny "

Get on the Italy tour with me, Lois .... and everyone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just fly me to a little secluded beach in Greece, my home country, and I’ll be happy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll start. I have popped already to pick up Incandescent so we are now heading to Palm Beach to see Lorraine.

Oh I can’t wait. I have Gin and tonic packed."

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh might I go and do my Italian tour now please Lois - you can join me if you like

Of course DC. Sounds like there will be a few of us joining you though

Ha ha the more the merrier "

You may regret that

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Can we fly into Gibraltar that way i can pop across the boarder and see my Grandad and other family while im there plus we can go see the Monkeys on the Rock ill bring plenty of snacky snacks with me for everyone picking up a special someone on the way not real mother

Oh monkies sound fun. Are we picking up my not daughter on the way? "

Yeah she wants cuddle a monkey and as they roam free on the rock perfect chance to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just fly me to a little secluded beach in Greece, my home country, and I’ll be happy "

Not sure it will be secluded with all of us there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we fly into Gibraltar that way i can pop across the boarder and see my Grandad and other family while im there plus we can go see the Monkeys on the Rock ill bring plenty of snacky snacks with me for everyone picking up a special someone on the way not real mother

Oh monkies sound fun. Are we picking up my not daughter on the way?

Yeah she wants cuddle a monkey and as they roam free on the rock perfect chance to "

Jamie and an animal why am I not surprised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where would you go Lois?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"I have my passport and a crate of Champagne for the journey to..somewhere warm and sunny

Get on the Italy tour with me, Lois .... and everyone else "

I’d love to...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where would you go Lois?"

Erm Alaska for the men to women ratio

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have my passport and a crate of Champagne for the journey to..somewhere warm and sunny

Get on the Italy tour with me, Lois .... and everyone else

I’d love to... "

Yay

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Can we fly into Gibraltar that way i can pop across the boarder and see my Grandad and other family while im there plus we can go see the Monkeys on the Rock ill bring plenty of snacky snacks with me for everyone picking up a special someone on the way not real mother

Oh monkies sound fun. Are we picking up my not daughter on the way?

Yeah she wants cuddle a monkey and as they roam free on the rock perfect chance to

Jamie and an animal why am I not surprised "

Yeah that is so very true lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we fly into Gibraltar that way i can pop across the boarder and see my Grandad and other family while im there plus we can go see the Monkeys on the Rock ill bring plenty of snacky snacks with me for everyone picking up a special someone on the way not real mother

Oh monkies sound fun. Are we picking up my not daughter on the way?

Yeah she wants cuddle a monkey and as they roam free on the rock perfect chance to

Jamie and an animal why am I not surprised

Yeah that is so very true lol "

Will I need to take a sun hat?

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Can we fly into Gibraltar that way i can pop across the boarder and see my Grandad and other family while im there plus we can go see the Monkeys on the Rock ill bring plenty of snacky snacks with me for everyone picking up a special someone on the way not real mother

Oh monkies sound fun. Are we picking up my not daughter on the way?

Yeah she wants cuddle a monkey and as they roam free on the rock perfect chance to

Jamie and an animal why am I not surprised

Yeah that is so very true lol

Will I need to take a sun hat? "

Yeah pack a lovely floral sun hat just be careful or the monkies might steal it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we fly into Gibraltar that way i can pop across the boarder and see my Grandad and other family while im there plus we can go see the Monkeys on the Rock ill bring plenty of snacky snacks with me for everyone picking up a special someone on the way not real mother

Oh monkies sound fun. Are we picking up my not daughter on the way?

Yeah she wants cuddle a monkey and as they roam free on the rock perfect chance to

Jamie and an animal why am I not surprised

Yeah that is so very true lol

Will I need to take a sun hat?

Yeah pack a lovely floral sun hat just be careful or the monkies might steal it lol "

Well at my age I doubt I would even attract a monkey

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Can we fly into Gibraltar that way i can pop across the boarder and see my Grandad and other family while im there plus we can go see the Monkeys on the Rock ill bring plenty of snacky snacks with me for everyone picking up a special someone on the way not real mother

Oh monkies sound fun. Are we picking up my not daughter on the way?

Yeah she wants cuddle a monkey and as they roam free on the rock perfect chance to

Jamie and an animal why am I not surprised

Yeah that is so very true lol

Will I need to take a sun hat? "

I have an ace Sophia Loren sun hat! It’s massive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we fly into Gibraltar that way i can pop across the boarder and see my Grandad and other family while im there plus we can go see the Monkeys on the Rock ill bring plenty of snacky snacks with me for everyone picking up a special someone on the way not real mother

Oh monkies sound fun. Are we picking up my not daughter on the way?

Yeah she wants cuddle a monkey and as they roam free on the rock perfect chance to

Jamie and an animal why am I not surprised

Yeah that is so very true lol

Will I need to take a sun hat?

I have an ace Sophia Loren sun hat! It’s massive "

I can picture you in it now with the dark glasses

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Can we fly into Gibraltar that way i can pop across the boarder and see my Grandad and other family while im there plus we can go see the Monkeys on the Rock ill bring plenty of snacky snacks with me for everyone picking up a special someone on the way not real mother

Oh monkies sound fun. Are we picking up my not daughter on the way?

Yeah she wants cuddle a monkey and as they roam free on the rock perfect chance to

Jamie and an animal why am I not surprised

Yeah that is so very true lol

Will I need to take a sun hat?

Yeah pack a lovely floral sun hat just be careful or the monkies might steal it lol

Well at my age I doubt I would even attract a monkey "

Dont be silly not real mother in law we may find you a nice Spanish man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not keen on flying . Can I go in my inflatable Yacht

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m not keen on flying . Can I go in my inflatable Yacht "

We can attach it to the tail end of the plane

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we fly into Gibraltar that way i can pop across the boarder and see my Grandad and other family while im there plus we can go see the Monkeys on the Rock ill bring plenty of snacky snacks with me for everyone picking up a special someone on the way not real mother

Oh monkies sound fun. Are we picking up my not daughter on the way?

Yeah she wants cuddle a monkey and as they roam free on the rock perfect chance to

Jamie and an animal why am I not surprised

Yeah that is so very true lol

Will I need to take a sun hat?

Yeah pack a lovely floral sun hat just be careful or the monkies might steal it lol

Well at my age I doubt I would even attract a monkey

Dont be silly not real mother in law we may find you a nice Spanish man "

Anyone with a pulse could apply

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Can we fly into Gibraltar that way i can pop across the boarder and see my Grandad and other family while im there plus we can go see the Monkeys on the Rock ill bring plenty of snacky snacks with me for everyone picking up a special someone on the way not real mother

Oh monkies sound fun. Are we picking up my not daughter on the way?

Yeah she wants cuddle a monkey and as they roam free on the rock perfect chance to

Jamie and an animal why am I not surprised

Yeah that is so very true lol

Will I need to take a sun hat?

Yeah pack a lovely floral sun hat just be careful or the monkies might steal it lol

Well at my age I doubt I would even attract a monkey

Dont be silly not real mother in law we may find you a nice Spanish man

Anyone with a pulse could apply "

For you i will find the very best and make sure hes a Chelsea fan just for you as well x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we fly into Gibraltar that way i can pop across the boarder and see my Grandad and other family while im there plus we can go see the Monkeys on the Rock ill bring plenty of snacky snacks with me for everyone picking up a special someone on the way not real mother

Oh monkies sound fun. Are we picking up my not daughter on the way?

Yeah she wants cuddle a monkey and as they roam free on the rock perfect chance to

Jamie and an animal why am I not surprised

Yeah that is so very true lol

Will I need to take a sun hat?

Yeah pack a lovely floral sun hat just be careful or the monkies might steal it lol

Well at my age I doubt I would even attract a monkey

Dont be silly not real mother in law we may find you a nice Spanish man

Anyone with a pulse could apply

For you i will find the very best and make sure hes a Chelsea fan just for you as well x"

Why thank you

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Can I tag along?

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Can we fly into Gibraltar that way i can pop across the boarder and see my Grandad and other family while im there plus we can go see the Monkeys on the Rock ill bring plenty of snacky snacks with me for everyone picking up a special someone on the way not real mother

Oh monkies sound fun. Are we picking up my not daughter on the way?

Yeah she wants cuddle a monkey and as they roam free on the rock perfect chance to

Jamie and an animal why am I not surprised

Yeah that is so very true lol

Will I need to take a sun hat?

Yeah pack a lovely floral sun hat just be careful or the monkies might steal it lol

Well at my age I doubt I would even attract a monkey

Dont be silly not real mother in law we may find you a nice Spanish man

Anyone with a pulse could apply

For you i will find the very best and make sure hes a Chelsea fan just for you as well x

Why thank you "

No need to thank me

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